Fredfinks
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I need your vodka, your valenki & your motorvehicle
May 6, 2020 8:16 AM
Fredfinks
88133
946
32
I need your vodka, your valenki & your motorvehicle
DrunkCommentor
Tchaikovsky-800
SLCtechie
For once, a red circle is actually helpful.
Valgyan
ParatodomalMezcal
DaftSkunk
Dun dun dun dun dun!
DontTazeMeBrah
"I need your clothes, your vodka and your van"
VillainVillain
After seeing that man eating guy. I wouldnt let that guy walk to me after knowingly running over him. But he didnt see him so...idk
mercbrit
Woah! If that thing stood up after I just drove over it, I would be getting back into the bus! How did the driver not notice him anyway?
AnUnknownErrorOccurred
Russians don't hit their brakes. Ever. Idk why. They're afraid of them.
Fredfinks
They are all drunk. Very, very drunk.
BURNtheZEPPELIN
No shit, I think I'd notice someone getting dragged around in front of me.
Shamorza
Idunno man, I usually just accept I have a penis and don't notice its presence.
George3rd
Cykasystems Blyat-9000
erbiumyttriumytterbium
LONG time ago I stopped trying to understand Russia. Nice to have around, though. Aliens look at us, see they get Russia, say “Next!”
AndrewCanadian
Gopnik
themuttonisniceandlean
I have so many questions.
Waskom
Poor car trying to get out of its parking spot and leave.
BO5300
Holy shit
prodmerc
"Johna Konnorev, it is time."
maybealeafsfan
Oof
Gantzz321
van my zero effort to stop until he ran them over. "how many chance to do you get to run over someone can not get in trouble for it"
SoberAndBored
In Russia? Like 3 or 4 a week, maximum. Gotta take those shots when you get them
unicornfun
Come on, how did the driver not see the man hanging from the bus in front of him, he was far enough behind the bus to see him, and stop.
ricerescue
These things do have a tendency to create a blind spot low just in front of you. How are they called, again? Ah, right, engines.
KoalaeiO
And even if he didn't stop, he could have tried not to roll on him *twice*.
GotBannedForPostingAYoutubeLink
Too busy live tweeting his roadtrip.
Pokegeologist
I was expecting the driver to get slapped out. Huh.
Hawkhead
"He was probably on PCP."
frogglesmash
A gallon?
bogiemMagnet
Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours. There was this guy once, you see this scar?
AmyBernadettePenny
CCCP
Esdog
Think he is PCP
MrKomisiripala
Crocodil
Fafaa
I remember the doco about that shit..
slightlyincorrectquotes
Fucking scp
bsuu
You've got a problem. You're gonna die.
bupyc004
This is Ukraine - number on minibus "AP", it's first letter of region - Zaporizhzhya?
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
disposabledom
"You have a problem - you're going to die"
GoddammitMrNoodle
Sure, you're tough... but are you Russian dragged through the streets, run over by a van, get up and threaten the driver tough?
SomewhatSarcastic
phunkiejunkie
jesusisherelookbusy
“Come on, Ne! Move this thing!” “I can’t, it’s a Geo!”
BarrackHusseinIslamabama
But why did he drive over him?
AzgarOgly
Because blind zone and reaction time. And failure to decide "fuk that, I won't follow that bus".
NakedWindowCleaner
Finish him
khazaria
Van driver seemed to do it on purpose.
AzgarOgly
Is van Driver a dutch surname?
OneGreatFap
I have questions.
Tminus1622d
A car's weight is divided over it's four wheels. It is possible to drive over unlikely stuff without damaging it, saw a car drive over a
Tminus1622d
plastic school lunchbox once for example. The warriors of Goja also have a car driving over someone in their act.
Tminus1622d
If you havent seen that one yet, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlgfdTm7c1I fair warning, it's not for everyone.
AzgarOgly
Opioids most probably.
imgurschmimgur
The answer to all of them is alcohol
OneGreatFap
I've been saying that all of my adult life.
Jinxer13
Doubt that. This? "What is an organic compound that carries at least one hydroxyl functional group (−OH) bound to a saturated carbon atom?"
imgurschmimgur
Err, is the answer Mike Oldfield - Tubular Bells?
LuckyMan9
"You have a problem... you're gonna die" - Russian Terminator
WOOPWOOPthatsthesoundofthepolice
Ohhhhh my gaaaaaaaaaaahd
Fredfinks
https://imgur.com/xZgK6Zh
Cervino11th
Came here to do that exact reply
LuckyMan9
Another man of culture, I see.