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KeidranScout
Fistfucking what now
Kektimus
Don't blame the devs for the things that the publisher does. The devs are probably competent enough, but the publisher decides what to do.
Hirudora9
Dude ubisoft made all good games since watch dogs 2. there are way wrost companies, or less active
DoublevBomb
"Sorry, this mission has been explicitly gated off because you didn't pre-order this yearly game. also LOOTBOXES, BITCH!!!"
drunkenvulcan
New South Park game is fun though.
Martellus
The thing about Ubisoft games lately is their fantastic habit of ruining a game's potential with retarded decisions.
xshinobi
For the most part Ubisoft makes pretty good games. Their business practices are questionable though.
waterdragonrai
I'm liking the new South Park game. Then again, they did delay it twice.
DooksandPooks
THE ALL MIGHTY THREADRIPPER
Jonbeg
someone notice the deathstar ?
TheFrypo
Actually the cinematic trailers are outsourced to an incredibly talented Hungarian 3d film firm. They have been even making stuff for GOT
v1talfanboy
[This comment is locked off unless you pre-order the new game]
thesmelge
Not a fan of the games, but whoever came up with that advertising plan needs to be dismembered.
Freakingdoomguy
What plan?
McMasterx
*Unlock the reply in New Imgur Xtreme! (Pre-order Only available at Gamestop)*
Freakingdoomguy
It would get your point across better by explaining it in detail, I've been living under a rock recently
HomosexualNecrophiliacMallard
Nothing more needs to be said
5thAveSmugglerForHire
This could apply to EA games as well...
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Most AAA games, really. Teams that make trailers have gotten really good at hyping shit.
MarieFluden
As a player of The Division, 100% agree
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
I really wanted to love The Division, and did for the first 15-20 hours. Then the bullet sponge-fest began.
TheCrustyCrabPizza
Woah, they can make games without even looking at the monitor? They must be good!
mordaedil
If you have that setup, you'll never get anything done, is the thing.
therealeffer
Some for CS team. 5 months of nil response to 3 emails plus website message. Stop buying their games ever since
ippikiwoof
Well that's not that inaccurate, considering all of their trailers are pre-rendered pieces of shit that don't reflect the game at all
AuLap
Repost!
IHeartBouncyThings
Fractured but whole is good so far.
thisistehurn
Bluehole dev team*
Tamsyn25
I don't know man the South Park games are pretty good new ones out today! Let's go!
KingORedLions
Not for £50, plus a £25 season pass, £5 day one DLC, in game store, and limited installs I won't. Fuck that :/
Tamsyn25
Where are you buying your games from lol?????
KingORedLions
That's the price on Steam.
klutch91
They had very little control over the South Park release. The developers delayed the game a lot to make it this good quality wise.
Listeningtokpop
It's fine if you can get past the initial black screen. Just annoying to pay for the game and it not run.
mihitnrun
Initial black screen?
KingORedLions
Alt+Enter
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
why should multiple monitors, fancy lighting, and star wars legos mean that someone is good at doing things on the computer?
blacksteve
At least they're looking at the work they're doing? They still suck-- you can't see your wallpaper if you're actually doing something.
just4thelolz
It's visual shorthand. Nice looking work place = competent worker. It doesn't need to actually be true. It's like smart people wear glasses.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
as i said in another comment, my workplace is an absolute mess. i can barely see my desk and i'm extremely good at what i do.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Well I assume they'd be better than someone with the monitors facing the wrong direction.
ChimeraGryph01
I think it's something to say about where the spend their money. Rather than give the people working on the product they fund the facade
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
That's kinda what I'm thinking. Showboating just means insecurity and lack of real talent.
Donkeymong
Soo ya not looking forward to beyond good and evil 2?
BewareTheIceSpiders
As a former Ubisoft dev: lol.
Donkeymong
Dont do me like that,the 1st one was the 1st game i ever bought. Should i just give up hope now?
BewareTheIceSpiders
Nah. Ubisoft makes great games, gamer 'culture' is just whinny and entitled AF. Its just that they dangled BGAE2 over people for so long...
Donkeymong
Oh yah im not expecting it till 2019 at the earliest, which i dont mind better that than they rush it to market.
Donkeymong
And most people are entitled idiots anyway to expect different from gamers is unfair lol
BewareTheIceSpiders
No, there is something really unique to gaming. Gaming 'journalists' (as if) entertain a constant aura of negativity that is really sad.
IlidaIsMyBro
Depends on the team, cause the team that made mario rabbids is actually skilled and made a fantastic game.
Thranx
Eeeeehhhhh... "fantastic" is a bit to far. I'd call it "good". A little TOO simple and very repetitive.
IlidaIsMyBro
To each their own, at least it isn't RNJesus: The game like both xcoms are
Thranx
Yea, it's just a different type of game that way. Puts priority on position over all else.
IlidaIsMyBro
Yes, and I find it more chalenging and fast paced than xcom1&2. Not saying those games are bad, but this one is better
MattDark86
Interestingly, it's the teams that are generally in charge of the Just Dance games. Looking at the teams history, the only mis-step (1/2)
MattDark86
they had in recent years was the original Watch Dogs. (2/2)
zbombattack
You mean watch_dogs, you need the _ because it's very advanced
PhilTheKhajiit
The original Watch Dogs wasn't a bad game imo, it just didn't have enough content to justify a AAA price tag. 1/2
MollyNapQueen
Still not as good as W_D 2.
MattDark86
I think for me, it was the way they handled the invasion mechanic. Felt like there were a few times where it forced the mode on you (1/2)
MattDark86
plus the game seemed to punish you for disabling the mode, resetting your notoriety. The online options much better in WD2 IMO (2/2)
PhilTheKhajiit
It had some fun concepts though. Granted, I got it free from a Xbox live deal.
visorian
If anyone gave a shit about unethical advertising looked at ubisoft trailers vs. Advertising they would want to sue.
wreckdumb
If they are in charge of the Just Dance games there shouldn't be ANY mis-steps...
MattDark86
abundantbadgers
I'd tell them to just stick to making movies, but I know how "well" they do that too.
BoozeHound001
Nah they wouldn't try, they can't put micro-transactions on movies
capnsebastian
The only things that made the AC movie tolerable were the action scenes. The story was infuriating as shit.
WoodenSpork
As someone who has played most of the games and never watched the movie, why is the story bad? Or how is it bad I guess.
Noob3rts
It was like the other guy said but at the same time, they butchered the story too. The story was somewhat close to the game but holy fuck.
TheClone1215
You know the one part of the games you didnt like, thats most of da movie. Thats right. 2hrs of the present day and 20 min of in Animus time
iLynux
Yah that's gay as fuck
LilClavicle
Are we not going to talk about the tag
B99Reactions
Fistfucking squirrel girl?
Xenopug
@elbowdeepinahorse been diversifying recently?
kofoed
Is that how you got here?
Unravelled
And how there are 44 different posts with that same tag... and I'm not talking about the squirrel girl one
hesaidsarcastically
No.
FungusForge
Yeah I don't see the relevance of squirrel girl.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
SpaceForceOne
Nope
just4thelolz
Tags mean nothing anymore.
Pootisborn
Did they ever?
bart2pl
no, we are not
Rovylern
ButtBeadBandit
You're right, it wasn't very funny.
SilentScreamsX
Hey, Squirrel Girl is awesome. She beat Thanos once!
FCOAlex
lon3wolf86
fukken saved
cujo67
YouShouldHaveExpectedIt
Fukken saved
TheOneMDQ
BarftheMawg
Funny or gaming?
HeadlessHershel
Squirrel girl, actually.
SalmonSushee
Shut up we're not talking about that one
VoxStellarum
That office is far too tidy to be used for fistfucking donkeys.
StarkeRealm
NotAnUberUsername
What do you know about that?
StarkeRealm
You don't recognize VoxStellarum; world renowned Donkey Fistfucker?
VoxStellarum
My fans call me "Fistiest Fist in the West".
VoxStellarum
Uhm. Nothing.
Rovylern
Don't forget... Kelly is a boy's name too.
buttgetarian
First rule we never talk about tags
xoommoox
It's an elephant?
RayloKen
Don't tell me this is in reference to the new AC.
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whoawhatacoolusername
But it's still whole.
Slamtastik
Pepperage farm remembers when AC was planned as a trilogy.
FindusSomKatten
are they doing the "the hitchhikers guide too the galaxy" take on a trilogy?
noctynight
For Honor, AC, pretty much most Ubisoft games...
EvilMadMonk
nah that was for Watchdogs 1
Whatyouregonnawannado
It is
LavaAxe
Any Ubisoft game, ever.
Charingo
ubisoft makin the new animal crossing hella
Pryotra
New? Sir, this is the same team behind all of the AC series.
Tostadinho
Please don't.
ephemra
No but almost all AC games have serious issues on PC that Ubisoft refuses to fix.
HeardYouGuysLikedHDGifs
it's because stuff like this is still happening. https://streamable.com/88ede
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
Happy 600! And I so hope you're right.
Scield
Well it's a Ubisoft game so.....
GotMince
Oh it will be. I’ve stopped believing in hype of games. The e3 id division vs the release is actually hilarious
LusciousLucius
I think a lot of people are pissed about the new south park game.
AVikingTourist
What is wrong with the new SP game? I've only seen rather good reviews so far? 7 and 8/10. That is not bad?
LusciousLucius
Black screen of death on start up. Requires you to sign up for a U-Play account to play it. Only online gaming. Denuvo slowing it down.
LusciousLucius
Go look at the steam reviews.
capnsebastian
every other Assassins Creed game for sure
shackslam
Every AC game since brotherhood.
triscuit3000
yo Black Flag and Rogue though. Maybe not great AC games, but amazing pirate games.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
I loved all 3 Ezio games. Since then I've only played Unity. People seem to love Black Flag though.
somepersondoingsomethings
I can't bear to get through Rev. Everytime I pick it up the combat & parkour stuff infuriates me. Not sure if it just didnt age well or what
idredman
God I hope they don't fuck it up. AC Unity had dome great ideas but it got shafted cause of the glitches.
Superkroot
You should check out Syndicate then. Its a lot like Unity, better everything though and more stable.
idredman
I did actually check out Syndicate after reading your comment. What a piece of shit. Worst AC I've ever played. Holy shit.
RaynWisp
Assassins Creed has become Call of Duty, at least in the realm of disappointment
kindofacat
I'm never disappointed in call of duty because I never expect any changes
RaynWisp
Well boy, lemme tell you about a game called Advanced Warfare
idredman
They removed tailing missions cause people hated them. And almost overhauled the parkour completely to be more precise.
JadeIsABurd
And removed missions so gamestop could have a preorder bonus
RaynWisp
And stunted loot and crafting systems to add in microtransactions
daellat
well some DLC is already pre-order exclusive. why do people keep buying ubisoft games is beyond me.
BlackJesus2012
Nah just Rainbow 6 Siege almost all the time
YouCanCallMeWilliam
Lol, i can relate. I get Siege on relase, get stuck in a bench while trying to climb/reppel a building, haven't touched it since.. Memories.
tlouman
You have clearly never played the game
Bleualtair
It’s a great game tbh
Behemoth090
Thank god we lost an entire season of content for it to get fixed though!
pardontheincredulity
Didn't lose it though. Just split it up into the last 2 seasons. That's why we got Ela along with the HK operators/map.
iwouldeatyourbox
You're either an idiot, or you don't even play the game. Or you're on a different platform
lemmerustlethosejimmies
Honestly besides the server issues and the stupid long time it takes to unlock DLC characters it's a well designed game... and fun as fuch
Udesi
But the game is so fun tho :))
Eonymia
A lot of people talk about the problems Siege has. ANd then I run into the same issues maybe once a month at best.
GerhardRammelhausen
You know how ppl only complain when they have problems and also how there are many people? Is it possible that those are different people?
spookytwigg
I play loads and I very rarely have any glitch problems... Just team killing idiots.
DaShaka9
Team killing idiots and people voting to kick everyone for anything.
spookytwigg
Yeah, "you picked my favourite operator so you need to be kicked". Fuck those guys.
aegis27
Play Glaz for a bit. You'll learn how bad the hit detection can be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1UO9T_eeO0&feature=youtu.be&t=1m30s
FriscoeHotsauce
Nah, Siege is a legit game, but the trailer looks almost nothing like the finished product, even on max settings
JoZzxLGRW
Same, love the game
Gunni1900
Have you seen the new Castle glitch?
aliteralmuffinbutton
Ya but they're already fixing it
Eonymia
Nope. What is it like?
weeliittleone
You put an unvaultable barrier up with him
Gunni1900
It's a glitch where you spam a few buttons (don't wanna give it away) and it causes everyone's game to lag apart from yours
GenieMonzzz
Normally I would say that people have no idea what goes into making a game as good as Siege, and they should stop complaining, but this new
GenieMonzzz
Castle glitch is a definite game breaker...
YourTypicalFriend
Castle glitch? Explain
KnuckleDeepInABabyTRex
Castle can make everyone's frames drop to like 5 a second for the entire round.
DannyTheSloth
Yeah idk I've heard about a dumb montange glitch where you can shoot with his shield extended
nostin
Also watchdogs
NinjaFood
Ignore the Ubisoft pr team
WoodenSpork
Also the division
rstyleDorgi
Also The Crew
asimplecrusader
Also Assassin's Creed Unity
TheInternetIsASeriesOfTubes
Also For Honor.
Polaristars
The first one was bad. The second one was pretty good IMHO.
MattDark86
Agreed, I picked WD2 up late, due to my poor experience with the original, but was pleasantly surprised with the sequel.
nostin
Yeah, it was. The first one wasn't that bad either. But man, that graphical gap between trailers and ingame.
MnightShariaLaw
The second one was really well done! I enjoyed it a lot.
Polaristars
My brother played it a lot and said the second one had the story the first one should’ve had in the first place. Totally agree with him.
maybeiamgerman
They really fucked thats Game up
kohrah
Aside from the fact that it's a really great game, and the issues are hardly game breaking.
DreadJr
The tick rate is only 32 which fucking blows. It's not game braking but it fucks people pretty hard
kohrah
Who even cares? Only like 5% of players notice the tick rate. The game shines on tactical gameplay, destructive environment, audio etc.
RayloKen
Ah, the legendary server issues, eh? Iv read about it.
iJaboc
Id like to think I’m decent at this game, I’ve played in challenger league once, I don’t think this game is even close to esports ready
Raizioo
Play it daily. It's a real stable game atm. Almost every game these days about 2 years after release is polished.
DreadJr
No game is stable with a 32 tick rate
DefinitelyNotFourEels
Some screw ups are allowed for the unique experience that is Siege... However seeing how Ubisoft is one of the 10 biggest game devs... 1/2
DefinitelyNotFourEels
2/2 They should not only be rechecking all their updates, but also (at least) noticing glitches within a week of their emergence... Imo
B0bbyBiceps
Still people randomly getting kicked yes its better but still happens imo too much
dowingba
Every game they've made after Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.
Bamboobob
Yeeeees love that game!
KamSolastor
The coop was THE. SHIT. One of the best I’ve seen that’s standalone.
RupertR
Chaos theory was my jam when it came out though
MollyNapQueen
I still play that every now and then.
RupertR
Whenever I go to my parents I play it with my dad, good excuse to not do family activities while seaming like I am
dowingba
Best game on the original Xbox for sure.
RupertR
The coop was prime
dowingba
Yesssss! Only 4 levels but it was the best!
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
Whenever I see AC I think Armored Core and I'm reminded how long it's been since a new one and it makes me sad.
callingalljanmichaelvincents
Word
Magnull
Acecombat
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
I thought the same thing. I miss the series :/
iNiGHTS
Mr from soft says its in his plans for the near future. He wants a break from the souls format
Justapartofyourimagination
I've beaten every AC game on PS2 and ps1 EXCEPT the first.. FUCK YOU 9 BALL
dmex
Asheron's Call!
orionface
thought the same thing
Mjhusn
Naked direlands run or gtfo
phantomlink
It's a shame 5 was horrible, but From Software is doing a new mech game at least
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
Agreed. I LOVED 2, and all the ones in between up until 4. After that it got stupid with 5. I miss the old AC.
phantomlink
I read when 5 came out it was like the older games, I dont remember much of 2 and 3 but I LOVE 4/FA. AC5 needing online was a bust
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Word on the streets is From's working on another one
Enoan
Armor Class
tildesarecool
I always think Asheron's Call. Showing how old I am. And also I'm not sure why since I never played it.
jeemoo
I think Asheron's Call and I'm reminded how great that game was in 1999-2000.
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Ordinance
That games fall from grace was a real tragedy. From at least 10k players to now under 100
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lysani
I'm surprised there are other people that know about that game. I played it all the way up until the servers went down.
tangowolf
Chrome Hounds was a great game. But it was more like a tank commander game while AC was more like Gran Turismo but with mech combat.
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
Yeah I didn't like Chrome Hounds but that's probably just because I loved and wanted AC, and it's not that. It's a different thing.
MarkusJunnikkala
Armored Core 2 was a huge thing for me when I was young
TheMemeForge
Anyone play formula front, multiplayer was fun
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
Fuck yes. AC2 got me into the series, so fucking good. All the PS2 ones rocked, as did AC4 and for answer, then... 5. Ugh.
Inappropesmagotes
Those games got complicated.
danzaimon
Got?
Inappropesmagotes
The first and second ones weren't quite as crazy. I bought 4 and dam son.
tangowolf
Ugh, I tried playing AC on the Xbox 360 and pretty much "noped" after the first mission. Which is tragic since the franchise was so awesome
LightStriker
You forgot to tweak your back socket targeting missile pod subprocessor. You can't hit shit.
TheFoxyVixen
Is that the one with 20 second mission time limits?
Thesteveadin
but, but im so hyped for egypt
RayloKen
Me too. I fell right into the marketers trap of calling it an rpg, with loot boxes and hitbox and leveling sys.
Quizz25S
They need to get rid of the office minigame bullshit.
tehzpoon
I know. Every time it's the same shit. "Here's your gun. You get two bullets. We have Hitler, Bin Laden, and... this is Toby Flenderson."
PenisShapedPoops
I am cautiously hyped for Egypt. I enjoyed the last one enough, and Black flag was my second favorite, so I'll give it a chance. Not day 1.
Omegarighteous
I'm going to let it come out and see what people say if it, maybe watch a few videos of game play, there has been to many shit ACs
xj4low
But if you pre order you get some crap and digital clutter. I'll wait for a steam sale once the game is around a year old.
charlesengine
I preordered the gold edition steelbook because i believe jn Ash and his Dev team. Still excessive but black flag was too goof to not trust
GlenL
Give it a few weeks for patches at least, they've got a habit of releasing AC games before they finish making them.
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Huntergorh
That isn't something we should "give them a chance" on. They should know better by now than to release an unfinished product.
idontliketheclonebone
I'm with you man, the last good one was black flag, and that's mostly because they didn't have the whole assassins vs Templars until the end
charlesengine
Same dev team
Smellslikeusersubspirit
Same Dev team as black flag, been working on it since bf came out
Pryotra
I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Black Flag was a great pirate game. It was a poor Assassin's Creed game.
Thesteveadin
Loved Black Flag, but liked Rogue even more. They refined a lot of the ship stuff, and the story was lovely. But fuck Abstergo desk jobs!
ThirstyCalifornian
For real. Why can’t they just make a damn game without the “current day” bullshit. Just let us be an assassin/Templar IN THE TIME!!
PowerfulHamster
That and you got a pirate ship.
idontliketheclonebone
God I loved stealing man o wars