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Dog Tax
Most Viral Edit: Nice. Send dog pics and whiskey recommendations.
BloodyStoopidJohnson
What's funny about the Marx quote attributed to Hungry Santa is that some of his children died of starvation.
Imperium14
Damn this dump is fire
bipartisantacos
Tickle me Eldrich
nullPointerX
I had to look twice before I realized "Peace was never an option" wasn't the punchline to "Knock knock, it's Europe".
ravenfool
Complete with a Washable Stur-Dee-Bind Cover.
8bakon
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
boop66
Politantan > Politicians.
nakedasajaybird
#2 - Watch the old cartoon movie, *The Point*. Ringo Starr narrates, music by Harry Nilsson. It's good raw, but better baked. ;)
xo101
I think I’d like neaneatan
ErectileFunction
At first glance I thought Elmo was eating a taco.
MiraIsABear
Just realized it's not a taco
bibendoom
But is he sitting on a mossy rock or is he shitting himself?
DeanOMiite
Fish taco, Elmo slays
Ashmelech
Is it yeet-haw or yee-thaw?
sysaphiswaits
At first glance, I thought they put the hat in the toilet.
MisterDiffer
One of my favorite whiskeys is Rowan’s Creek or the higher abv version, Noah’s Mill. /a/5xJmu
SassyRobotOverlords
#16 Am I going blind or does it really say you can fill those toddler ankle weights with freaking SYRUP?! Recipe for disaster right there!
idontwannayoucantmakeme
#19 https://youtu.be/G5KxZ5Lc_YA
ReVOzE
A smooth bourbon with a nice price point: Rebel Yell
BeardedWonder82
$14 of soda from dominos is 1 2 liter I’m pretty sure.
Tackyellow
That's a galaxy, not a quasar.
juxtapasaurus
Quality dump
GothamGalInsomniac
Gentleman Jack sipping whiskey. Enjoy.
pushingchildrenintotraffic
circles are actually just a bunch of points.
OKSasquatch
An infinite number of points, plus the center point they originate from. Literally infinity+1.
treefiddypumpchump
are points not just tiny circles
DrProfessorProfessorson
Oh boi
amipsycho
Points are imaginary.
hufflesnuff
#1 is so weird to my Catholic sensibilities. "Jesus, please help me commit a couple of the seven deadly sins," is odd.
HelloToe
Also the 'having a birthday party at Golden Corral' part.
cantpassvangoghcollect200dollars
That would assume we know the context. You can want and or need a thing because of what it is and not because someone has it.
hufflesnuff
That's a sin either way
cantpassvangoghcollect200dollars
So needing food, and being hungry, you've sinned seeing others eat and want to eat too? No.
cantpassvangoghcollect200dollars
The issue of envy is the underlying judgement being made about others having a thing you want.
hufflesnuff
Yes. Absolutely that's sinful. Do you even say grace? 1 Corinthians 10:31.
exile13
Holy shit the Madeline McCann one is fucking great
nojustsayitdont
pandastrafe
I actually laughed at the Domino's one. +1
spaghettilegs
Laughed until I was crying at #24. “You wanna explain what the fuck that was?”
ididntdoitiswear
Wonderfall???
RoosterBrewster
nice dump
bdawg2423
Anyone know who the artist is on these? Their work intrigues me in the worst way
tentacularfleshscape
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RaoulDukePaulAtreides
@calkearns on insta
bdawg2423
U da best
ElPoloDiablo
From a distance Elmo looks like France
azzurrivincitore13
Calkerns, I went to high school with him. He's a weird dude.
bdawg2423
I don't think it's possible to create content like this without being at least a bit odd, but odd is a great source of creativity
IAmBiGiveMeAMedal
I get the feeling he'd agree with you.