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Apr 9, 2026 2:40 PM
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SeasonedCitizen
Lesbian foreplay is weird.
woozle
this is the future liberals want
LespritDeLescalier22
Gotta rearrange those guts
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
She can really take a pounding.
MrAcurite
STANDING HERE, I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY. BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG? WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN, I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE, BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY.
spittleteets
Living in a Conservative Healthcare System
UserNamesArentEasy
JustSomePersonThere
Goddamit you’re right. I promise you they will ban copper coat hangers too.
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spittleteets
Copper?? In this economy?!
IONE007
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MWphMGpwNG90bHdpbG04OGNpM2IzNnU1YjZ3azhydmRrYWo4eWw5diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Nt1zQRn6sz2msYi1Vf/200w.webp
IceWeaselX
TsubakiTragic
for every scenario, there is an appropriate anime gif.
purr
that thumbnail is pretty suggestive
BeatChillin
abortion under the GOP
an0therthr0waway
oof...
ThailandExpress
morningxafter
Onenottaken
LSBSXIWRD
QuantumInc
"Nanomachines, daughter!"
TungstenOrbital
I need to work out
Jaqdakloun
It's amazing how she can withstand that barrage for 20 minutes
ZaphodBbx
"I'd hit that..."
CouldntCakeLess
PresldentClef
A meme from before the dark times!
Isthe4thtimethecharm
One time at a house party I was bragging about how I can take a hit to the stomach. Even though I have fat on my stomach my stomach muscles were strong. A former Marine asked if he could test that. He was a skinnier guy. I let him call my bluff. He hit way harder than I expected. But I was still able to shrug it off.
JustSomePersonThere
Good on ya. Was a straight jab, or more of a swinging hook? You can take a lot more force if it’s landing perpendicular to your muscles, and a lot less if is off to the side or coming in at an angle.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I honestly can't remember. I just remembered being surprised about the amount of force he could get behind it.
JustSomePersonThere
I hear ya. Just glad you didn’t get Houdini’ed.
PS fuck the POS that killed him.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I don't have an appendix. But didn't the guy that punched him do it on Houdini's request. I mean that was his big thing. Also he had time to get help but didn't.
nethsmith
Careful thats how Houdini died https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cmtkand1YjdnZW4zMzg3am9vaDVqcHR2ZmRtdWZweWFrZzI5Y3JtdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/47B8trf4RETYRrbp7k/200w.webp
Hurtmeplenty69
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aTNja3BwM3Y2NXFwazV1Nnc2MnV3ZDU1YXhlbTg1emFmdnkwN3NhbSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/2sWVvF0wMkIyQ/200w.webp
BeckyLookAtHerButt
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
Hey Lady! Nice coefficient of restitution!
CouldntCakeLess
Betty! That’s martial arse!
somelamename
unluckyandbored
Tenderizing her meal I see.
krothstein4
Username checks out
mltlqur
That alone would fix me
nothingunused
Something lesbian sex something something
BikerRay
Beats using a coathanger.
Heisanevilgenius
As someone who took martial arts for a while, two things: 1. Yes, it's very possible to toughen your stomach muscles so you can take punches without being hurt. There's actually a very basic technique you can learn that will make punches feel weaker by like 90%. 2. That lady on the left is putting absolutely nothing into those punches. They couldn't break a cracker.
Shaows
Scrambled eggs
Otomasoteraph
If those are the preliminary, I damn sure want to see the intercourse
TheGoodKevin
Is that what fisting is?
YoureWaifuAShit
determination to fist
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
There are better ways to get an abortion.
D1RTYPENGU1N
my sister and I would play "the game" and it was her punching me like this and me squeezing her head until one of us gave up. Or in one case she started to pass out and as she was falling down punched me in the balls. good times
Foehammer262
ifixlasers42
I need to start going to the gymt
redtruck
Those are weird ass gym shoes.
CouldntCakeLess
Go sports! Go team!
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Yrmsteak
If too hard: use heavier bar. This means the weight of the smaller woman offsets the weight of the heavy metal plates, as the caption says.
tentacularfleshscape
I'm dumb ty
sanguium
It sure makes something harder
KrampusCopia
Sonicschilidogs
Isn't this what killed Houdini?
merxman
Looked for a comment like this, you did not disappoint, have an updoot.
Heisanevilgenius
I mean, aside from the fact that he had untreated appendicitis, refused to see a doctor about it, and still went around accepting challenges to get punched in the gut.
Ivalicenyan
That's how Houdini died