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Today on BuzzGur, 17 reasons why your spirit animal is a pack of protein snacks! Now with bonus life hacks! (Is that still a thing? Is any of this still a thing?)
P3 is the Portable Protein Pack that contains meats, cheese, nuts, and SQUAD GOALS. Just read on to learn its amazing and totally true secrets.
P3 Helps You Understand Today’s Youth!
Is that what “yeet” means? Thanks, P3, for making me sound less old.
P3 Grants The Power Of Flight!
With up to 17 grams of protein power, you’ll blaze right through the ceiling and out of the land of TPS reports and middle management. Please note: P3 is not responsible for any property damage that might occur. Please fly responsibly.
P3 Makes You Grow Hair… But Only Where You Want It!
P3 is the more interesting way to get your protein...and by far the more interesting way to combat male pattern baldness!*
* Just kidding! This is a joke. FTC, don’t do us a legal. Heck.
P3 Repels Multi-level Marketing Salespeople!
How it works is that you buy P3, and then you get 5 of your friends to buy P3, and they get 5 of their friends to buy P3, and in the end you make a lot of money! Somehow?
P3 Makes You More Attractive… To Dogs!
Everyone needs an entourage of adoring dogs. A dog-tourage, if you will. Find P3 in the meat case at a grocery or convenience store near you. Find adorable doggos at your local animal shelter. Find BuzzGur nowhere, because we made it all up.
notthedreadpirateroberts
Can we not please?
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
Floridamanmakeslightsaber
That shit is nasty! You can make your own pack using quality goods cheaper.
mybrothersmario
This absolutely shitty expired re-packed Lunchable at 3x the cost with less food again? Fuck off.
SgtKnux
turdfergason
fluhatinrapper
WTF is a buzzger?
VoidofStatic
Seconded
CandyGoblin
*rolls for persuasion*
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
EKOasaripple
because the environment needs you to have individual snacks wrapped in plastic BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO BUY AND STORE CHEESE OR NUTS
thehotmageaeris
It's trash waste for trashy wasteful people.
drunkbs
So lazy.
Kopar
I get that they want it to be playful with how awful it is, but there's a fine line to that art and they missed. This is just awful-awful.
waitdoyounot
You lost me at buzzfeed
Sqwuid
And all the memes they tried to shoehorn in, poorly...
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LumpPump
you talking about the ad or the comment they made? probably should of clarified
TearsAreGoodLube
It was buzzfeed
causality
Perfect match for these shitty edgelord lunchables.
Voltair
....what.
itsmemike
How do you do, fellow kids?
ldub0775
How do you do.
Radcjk
get the fuck out of here
sonnydino
Dear Imgur, When I visit, I get excited to be able to escape the everyday. When your first post is an ad, I feel like I am failing at this.
motoalchemist
so much plastic waste...stop it
ionlyreplytodumbpeople
I feel like this was made by aliens that had the internet explaned to them via buzzfeed articles
curiouscorruption
Hellooo Imgur? Fuck off with these shitty ads.
HaulinOats
I mean I like the P3s but this kinda makes me not want em anym
ldub0775
...ore
MilkofAmnesia
Buzzfeed? Fuck off. Mediocre processed bullshit? Fuck off. You're an ad? Fuck off. For real though, fuck off with your shit product.
Killrapture
An attempt was made
radiradi
Did they even really try though?
EvilKam
Yeah, I was gonna say "That's arguable, man". XD
Ihaveverylowstandardsforhumor
Are you comparing imgur to buzzfeed or?
ShowALK
Ending a question with "or?" is one of my greatest pet peeves.
LumpPump
its pretty much a "im asking but feel free to correct me if the assumption in my question is wrong and totally off" or thats how i use it
ShowALK
I think it's in the way I read it. If it were written "or..." rather than "or?" it wouldn't bother me so much.
q2grapple
I think they had a baby... and called it BuzzGer
Boobeez
like imgur would ever mess around with a pedoguy like buzzfeed
BigTex1
BuzzGer is basically scrappy doo
usernamepolice
LEMME AT EM LEMME AT EEEM
OliverClothesoff70
Ads are a necessary part of enjoying free stuff on the internet, but this is just insulting.
OliverClothesoff70
I would go out of my way to NOT buy this product because this ad is so bad.
muchmoosh
Wasn't sure it was a joke until I got to 'yeet.'
Kopar
There have been some decent ads on here. This is not one of them. This might be the cringiest attempt I've ever seen. You don't get it, Ad.
TheDairyPope
Another post that someone should be ashamed of having made, but instead they get paid and we get fucked in the eyes by their lumpy shitpost.
kawaiitankguy
@sarah
Odmanra
As rule alway down vote Anything with the starting word (BUZZ)!
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Odmanra
Except Buzzlightyear!! Too infinity and beyond!
igniskonig
buzzkill..
flamingflamingo
It's like some executive asked an intern to give him a list of memes, and he tried to use all of them in one ad.
derekn
This looks like something my company's marketing Dept would create as they are so out of touch and cringy it's scary.
Kopar
"Squad goals! hahah! We're hip! Buzzfeed knockoff! Millenials! Doggos!"
IVIornin
''don't do us a legal. heck'' why are they using doggo speak in a meme with no doggo.
Nero12353245
They are not one of us
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
Hello fellow children
o4kill
The worst of it is that executive is probably young enough to know better. Unless he's from the Ironic Generation.
Floridamanmakeslightsaber
Nail on the head
InfocalypseRising
"I hear the youngs like dogs and yeets. And put one of those 'maymay' things in there. They'll gobble that shit up!"
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
Dear God maymay kills my soul a little every time I hear it. My boss is only 38 but says it that way.
littlegaymeows
“Don’t do us a legal. Heck.”