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Sep 8, 2026 8:23 PM
BobaFettApproves
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EstellaOsoka
Guillotines and pikes.
RancidSebastian
And watch for self rez ⚰️
Whitebeardthepirate
lol it's cute you think he'll ever see prosecution, between SCOTUS giving him immunity, to his pardoning everyone if he chooses to leave office alive, to the GOP claiming: "now you can't prosecute him, he's mentally unfit"
alexcoldt
I'm a fan of either of the two Lord's Calibers. .45 or .30-06..... .45 because it kills the soul, or .30-06 because it's America's preferred historical choice for killing nazis.
TheNoirAntagonist
Drawn and quartered you say?
DasBeaker
SleepyHollowAppleTree
WebDragonG3
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Hatsune Miku would be proud. NOW GET OFF THE GROUND!
lovingspace
I've spent too long on the internet. You didn't have to add the text, I still would have known exactly what it meant.
Snooj
And hear it.
SecurityBadger
No, you want a slip knot so it tightens when weight is applied.
BobaFettApproves
Double slipknot it
heckruler
I mean, he DOES seem to take some inspiration from Mussolini. They should hang out together.
Scattercat
We're not gonna get the chance. He's decaying and rotting away in full view of the public.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
He could live a hundred years more and we would never grow the balls it takes to convict.
TheVillageGrouch9000
Happy place image above.
SpannerInTheWorx
Double knot it. DOUBLE KNOT IT!!!
BobaFettApproves
D O U B L E K N O T I I I T ! !
Drew442
Use a crane
johnvilnis
Nah, hanging him would run the risk of the rope breaking.
eadanke
We could bring back the gibbet.
VTiR
We can design a special rope. With steel or titanium if needed.
distractedFreek
Now we just gotta decide on a short rope or a long one.
badcode4o4
barbed wire
theovermynd
Short. Dropping from a long rope frequently results in decapitation. Short means you're going to strangle for several minutes.
BobaFettApproves
Long. Hang him from the freedom tower. Make the rope stop pretty close to the street level.
backrideup9
The longer the fall, the better. Build a crane off the top of Trump Tower, push him off of that. Fingers crossed there's enough speed to turn him into 2 or 3 pieces.
BobaFettApproves
Freedom tower is the replacement World Trade Center tower, it’s way taller than his shitty fake gold roach motel.
Futchm
I prefer feet first into a woodchipper
Jaqdakloun
Slowly
GCRust
Nah. Drawn and Quartered. We need multiple pieces and hang them at the entrance of Silicon Valley, Wall Street, and Washington D.C. (Along with dealer's choice) as a fucking warning for anyone else who gets ideas.
Jamerperson
https://imgur.com/UfBctcF.gif
YouRadicalizedMe
On a pike
Canigetbannedagain2
Spaghettification by being pulled into a magnetar, and having it live streamed.... ( Yes I know it's impossible, but I can dream)
TheWombatStrikesAgain
No, feet first into an incinerator. One centimeter per day.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I prefer locked in a stockade without gaurd and let the people do whatever they want to him. Also acceptable to ship him to Iran and let the people who lost children to his bombing deal with him.
AyatollahBahloni
Fargo!
TexMexHex
Some keelhaulin would be good as well
BenderRodriguz1010
Gibbitting.
Evi1Gav
It's hard to spit on the corpse if they are shredded. He needs the Mussolini treatment, where people lined up to spit on his corpse.
ImurevJourhein
Burning at the stake.
WitchIrkalla
Scaphism? Brazen bull? The ol' caged rat and coals?
Awmph
as long as the job gest done. I'm not gonna be arsed about the method
Imustntrunaway
It's got to be fast and it's got to be permanent. Nothing his cronies can walk back. That's the problem with life in prison, it wouldn't be for all that long one way or another because either he goes of natural causes soon enough, or his nazi buddies get him out and we've got to start all over again. So I'm fine with just putting rounds in him like that one movie 'Civil War'. Gets the job done, and that's good enough.
TanithRosenbaum
Given his death toll of well over a million people by now, I think some very very VERY slow torture would be warraned...
StarscreamAndHutch
Industrial shredder. Will deal with metal joints etc. so just pitch them in whole. It will do the rest.
stabbermcshooty
It helped Haddonfield.
TheVillageGrouch9000
They run rather slow, eh? Variable speed? Woodchippers are too fast.
StarscreamAndHutch
Depends on whats getting ground up. If youre doing some heavier metal or something, yes. But like mulching applications are similar to human application which is a lot faster. I figure you can run a human a second through there concurrently. Looks like theres plenty of room for activities.
TheVillageGrouch9000
A vertical row, feet first. Should have added /s to variable speed. No need to rush things.