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Jun 20, 2017 9:12 AM
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whoaiknowkungfu
Commenting to save for later use: Chemistry Joke
inevermadeone
Never trust someone so basic.
SorryImAwkwardSorry
Anatidaephobiac
Somebody's an alcoholic
Sparrowdotnet
She so thin I can see her skeletal structure...
MongoOnlyPawnInChessGameOfLife
Oh, HO, p, oh! O, o, HO, oh! HO, oh! Sounds like Santa's gettin' freaky!
yayanavailableusername
HO.
jhaney37
NaH...
Squelchtone
I can see her COOCH from here
yesthisisarne
I undESTER what you mean.
NdotGreeze
UnderESTERmated your wit would have been sooo much better
yesthisisarne
DavidELD
She's actually a fat HO.
pdbravo
NoPe, it's your FaT that makes you lOOk fAt.
hillbillyal
nOPe ItS yOuR fAt ThAt MaKeS yOu LoOk FaT
ThePiedPiperofRuination
The one in the chair looks fat (fatty acid) and the one standing looks sweet (glucose 6-phosphate).
pdbravo
Yeh guessed it was something like that, my comment was just a joke but sensitive twats needed to downvote it lol. Bless em.
SALTEMPRAHH
I'm just going to assume this is scientifically correct and upvote
betterave
You've spoken for so many of us.
squirrelking
That is Glucose-6-Phosphate the first step from glucose in your metabolism. I know this because I am currently crying in my biochem textbook
Diamondia
I understand your pain. Stay strong
CrestKnight
yes, fats typically look like chains of C-H, sweets have more OH groups
CrestKnight
ofc its not written in stone, each one will have its own unique properties, but theres a tendency among sweet taste and OH.
Luxyrion
But, with the more hydroxyl groups you add, would that not make the substance more like an alcohol than a sugar?
LeadingExampleofaDisappointment
Correct me if I'm wrong. The one asking is a Glucose compound (Glucose 6-phosphate?), while the one asking is a Carboxylic group with a /1
LeadingExampleofaDisappointment
*while the one answering
PeeterZwkatt
ohhh the fatty acid confused me, shouldve been C O OH as I read it everywhere
Wolfe65
God I am tired of Biology
valkyrie117
Chemistry! Biology is fun :(
Wolfe65
man that's biological processes that just happen to be chemistry. my chemistry was free radical fire balls. hydrophobic coating. acid etch
valkyrie117
Well fair enough. Biology will keep coming back to chemistry, it's integral to understand it
Th3Lionheart
Fuuuuuuuuck orgo
LeadingExampleofaDisappointment
long Carbon chain and no Amine group... so it's a fatty acid. Right? /2
ScionoftheUr
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yowalkonthefaceofshreck
Yea, probably in an acidic environment
ThePiedPiperofRuination
Probably a pH less than 2, maybe even close to zero to protonate that phosphate group.
Zetor
Shes's a HO
ThatEdBoy
A drunk one, at that.
betterave
And up you go.
dundermifflininity2point0
holyguacamonica
She's an alcohol group?
vStonie
OH no you didn't