In before idiots come talking about "masturbating the cat". Yeah I am being masturbated when, for instance, my scalp is being scratched or someone tickles me? -.-
in my experience cats are like the French, the understand and speak English perfectly; they just chose to not respond in English if they don't like the look of you
erogenous [ ih-roj-uh-nuhs ] 1 : producing sexual excitement or libidinal gratification when stimulated : sexually sensitive. 2 : of, relating to, or arousing sexual feelings. Source: Merriam-Webster
Eh, it's more like there's a difference between genitals, buttocks, and places like the soles of the feet, the scalp or earlobes as "erogenous zones". They all are, but stimulating them is different in different contexts. This isn't really any more sexual than having a stylist wash your hair in a salon... but it still feels good.
Right. There are erogenous zones and then there are EROGENOUS zones. The scalp is a human erogenous zone, but it doesn't mean I'm in love with my hair stylist.
mrthroatwarblermangrove
My cat violently grooms me when I do that lol
NotAHugeSpider
Yet another pussy more satisfied than Ben Shapiro's wife's.
BeenisWeenis
I thought this guy was Jordan Klepper lol
Twinklepot
I'm next!
mmontour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIR3XFuY4Qs
JangoF76
Can't say I'm a fan of the almost sexual noises the guy is making
SoLongSaulGood
Mofo looks like Jordan Kepler
ironymus
that's how you stimulate a pussy. I'm better showing me the way out after this abysmal pun
dexvd
meanwhile the vet is charging $300/hr for this
Jaco927
michaelpencil
ILUVYEH....iluvyeh. Iluvyeh.
kilgoth1
Is... is the cat saying "I love you" ?!
madeliStar
I don't know which is better..... happy cat or expression of the Vet‼️
inthepines
That Vet minored in scritches at school
maxzero
What a cutey, looks like a cat barbarian wearing a fur pelt
Vendura
SoaringOtter
ellivenob4272000
The cat forgot to meow and started speaking. "I love you" lol the cat alliance will be addressing the issue.
FraudulentPepsi
Jorden Klepper Fingers the Cat
PrastaryOrk
Lammergeier350
Valentina Lisitsa, Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2.
goodtimehadbyall
Cat: "yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." Then multiple "I love you"s.
ToSisPoS
Playing the Mrowmaphone
VitaminJay
Aw, bless. My little Gwen was like that, too. She was a big girl and couldn't reach back there. She loved getting that area scratched...
CP3oh
Ok the guy moaning like that does make it a little weird
capitalistdecadence
LateNightBunnyParty
Just the kind of comment I was looking for.
HeadJamistan
My thought exactly!
JoVaLDrawsShittudes
In before idiots come talking about "masturbating the cat". Yeah I am being masturbated when, for instance, my scalp is being scratched or someone tickles me? -.-
DeathLemons
Hey, if that's your kink my dude, no judgements here
BloodyStupidJohnson
Is that cat saying I love you?
Handyolo
He's saying "please de-flea me"
ShiftingPattern
Yes.
madeliStar
I heard "I love you" and I replayed it 3 times❗
HappilyRVafter
I heard “Oh hell yeah!”
NinjaCongo
Tfw they hit the spot so hard you start speaking different species.
TheRoyalDong
It's obviously speaking human words. Proof that cats are hyper intelligent and are plotting to take over.
Fl0zilla
We're going to need a cat ambassador
KilroyLichking
in my experience cats are like the French, the understand and speak English perfectly; they just chose to not respond in English if they don't like the look of you
KaptainObveeus
Lookin at you, Quebec.
hnngh
ExTechOp
Did the cat just "express" its anal glands? https://www.petmd.com/cat/general-health/anal-glands-cats
GandalfTheGhey
omg! a tailgasm LOL the look on her face like "Have I just been sexually abusing my cat?"
PubMed12927120suckssobad
Yeah, she knows what she did
PubMed12927120suckssobad
OK I've never seen that before
DrewK98
"I DIDN'T SAY STOP!" -- Cat, probably.
lighterletter
Holy thighs
Joelseph14
I think her pussy orgasmed
Whatisloveohbabydonthurtme
which one
Mithi
Yes.
SpiteLip
scratching the area where the tail meets the back makes any cat or dog your friend. That's the stop they can't reach themselves.
JaimeLannistersRightHand
Did this with my brother's dog who didn't like any men but him... She didn't want me to stop though
Nunyajonesinc
Booty scritches will make me your best friend
TheTechDweller
Mine immediately starts fighting me on reaction if I do that
mvfx
butt rubs all around!!
armyguy
Stop
perseco
For a dog, also right behind the ears. Rarely fails to generate an affectionate response.
trueunpopularopinions
Most of the dog is behind its ears.
Jennandjuice17
My cat hisses, but he doesn’t want me to stop.
wckd1356
My girlfriend does that too
zoeelane201
Nice
beoluves
Also it's an erogenous zone.
kerms
No it's not. It's an arousal zone which the internet misinterprets as sexual. Arousal simply means getting a reaction.
or0b0ur0s
For females (on most quadrupeds, as it's the part the male rubs against when mounting). For males, it's the chest, for the same reason...
bobthefunny
and yet male dogs like back rubs, and female dogs like chest and belly rubs. I think your point is invalid.
or0b0ur0s
It couldn't be like humans liking back rubs even though that's not one of our erogenous zones... That would be too simple.
snrsquishy101
TIL iv been scratching my cats G spot
Hailstormandblizzard
An erogenous zone just means that it has heightened sensitivity.
Shamorza
Heightened *𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓾𝓪𝓵* sensitivity.
Hailstormandblizzard
Potentially, but not necessarily
Shamorza
erogenous [ ih-roj-uh-nuhs ] 1 : producing sexual excitement or libidinal gratification when stimulated : sexually sensitive. 2 : of, relating to, or arousing sexual feelings. Source: Merriam-Webster
kerms
The word you're looking for is arousal zone.
Shamorza
+1 I like how you managed to discover his source of confusion.
GreenB6n6n6
I always wandered why people want so bad to sexualy satisfy cats/dogs that way
kerms
It's not sexual. That's an Internet myth.
or0b0ur0s
Eh, it's more like there's a difference between genitals, buttocks, and places like the soles of the feet, the scalp or earlobes as "erogenous zones". They all are, but stimulating them is different in different contexts. This isn't really any more sexual than having a stylist wash your hair in a salon... but it still feels good.
Rogahar
Stimulating an erogenous zone can be done for non-sexual reasons too. It just feels nice. Doesn't have to mean you're tryna smash.
TheVampireDante
Indeed, doesn't have to be for weird reasons - you can pacify an aggressive cat that way, or one that's uneasy in a new home.
or0b0ur0s
Right. There are erogenous zones and then there are EROGENOUS zones. The scalp is a human erogenous zone, but it doesn't mean I'm in love with my hair stylist.
CrisprCAS
Which way do you want to sexually satisfy them?
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
Just let them satisfy eachother
yomahnn
Asking the real questions
TheElusiveEnchilada
Just the normal way. No need to make things awkward.
Jimbo64
Maybe buy them a drink first.
CrisprCAS
You shouldn't give cats and dogs alcohol.
Rathan5
I pay the water bill, I buy ALL their drinks