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Jul 18, 2017 2:55 AM
IFartMoreThanHim
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Obsidengod
A choke with half gainer and a twist not bad 8/10
BulletWhole
great job dude who disarmed him and the take down guy!
StelioKontos69
I smell a WWE contract for that hero
MyLittlePonyHentai
Comes with a complementary tuck-in
snowbeach
Wow a white trash robbing a liquor store fill with black people ... boy you done fuck up
OneShucklak
Can we get a category for "handing out naps" on imgur???
atomicbobsbbq
GradiustheFox
I thought he was just gonna choke him out like the Subway Sleeper, but I guess he was in the mood for pancakes.
DraymondGreensGoatee
Do a barrel roll!
SometimesISayDumbShit
damn! that toss was very well done!
TheCentralIntelligenceAgency
shoulkion
http://s2.dmcdn.net/aEbA/1280x720-7KN.jpg
AgamemnonsMemes
say hello to the fucking ground...
NZSheeps
"Good god almighty, good god almighty, that killed him! As god is my witness, he is broken in half!"
TheManicBeauty
A friend was drugged and robbed a 711 at knifepoint. She doesn't even remember it. Just waiting on the curb, being in the backseat of a 1/2
TheManicBeauty
A police cruiser and waking up in a jail cell. They dropped the charges, luckily
Jinxies
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is to have a good guy with a half suplex.
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AgamemnonsMemes
I don't think anyone should die for someone else's money
OneShucklak
I think your forgetting about an ounce. An ounce of lead, that is.
IntolerantTolerant
Time to go night night.
TheGirlWithTheFoxTattoo
IFartMoreThanHim
Dude even got a hug and cuddle sesh while being put to sleep
Iq019283
YOU EVER GO NUGHT NIGHT NIGGA
aSleepVillain
One gun. One bullet.
Sheepyhead
That was a fucking Batman: Arkham City takedown
waking86
When choking them out isn't enough, add a bodyslam!
BouncingBlueBalls
ThePolarMole
Pretty impressive considering he pretty much lifted him up by the head :L
BukkakeRider3000
easyentropy
COME ON AND SLAM
Hoojamufasijer
Who wants a body massaaaage?
MTVMovieAwardBestKisswinnerTobeyMaguire
BODY MASSSSSSAAAAGE
GreatTeacherMichael
Body massage machine GO!
SmellsLikeAbortion
Uhhh, what did he just say to us?
HapilyDamaged
body massaaaaggge
filthytank
How the old dude reacted makes me think the gun went off
MagicIsBull
I think that's just when he saw the gun
waking86
Yea that's exactly what I think too
SockMonkeyRiot
I didn't notice the reaction until reading this. I think you're absolutely right
CR0SS0
I think the absolute non-reaction of the products on the shelves says otherwise...
artbyiain
I got that too
aHappyGecko
Potentially, but judging by his attitude by the end im assuming the person didnt get hit.
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
To me it looks like he's getting out of the potential line of fire..
JunglePygmy
That's what every person says about a gun gif.
12rt2345g342563
What?
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TheAdventurousAlbino
What do you think this is, a Tom and Jerrys skit?
RippleNipple
What did he say?
dator4
Didn't notice he had a flintlock pistol. Fyi pretty much all modern gun powder is smokeless.
AntrimEarth
I think every time somebody deletes their comment the first person that replied should repost it to the best of their memory.
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Quick, someone make a bot that replies to every comment with an exact duplicate! (please...dont)
dialysisinflictor
Never try to rob a small family owned convenience store. It's their money you're taking and they will kill you for it.
DidaChikDumaChum
Sound advice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jomr9SAjcyw
socalwarrior
Speaking from experience?
Mycologics
Maybe never rob anyone ever?
fyaycr
Pfff, hippie
cryptzicle
Right? Burglary is non-violent.
fauxnews
Rob everyone, ever!
thenameshandbanana
You're fake news
Axelord
Rob, Everyone. Everyone, Rob.
Snarkoleptic
Never Rob. Dan, however... Fuck Dan
commonwhore
As a Dan. Fucking Dan's ruin everything
Snarkoleptic
Yeah, but you strike me as the non-fucking type :O
commonwhore
Not sure if calling me beta or not a general fucking Dan haha