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Fun stuff.
beez428
#35 I'm hoping it's the one on the right, doesn't matter why
alyssaaac
#28
AvsFreak
#1 Lahti L-39 20mm anti tank rifle of anyone was wondering.
SufiJiuJitsu
#19 a meme that uses "Crooked" an 18 year old song by Aesop Rock and Evilnine in the wild!
handsmcfeeler
Finding my people on here!!! Hello person if good taste!
cambriago13
#3 must be thresher sharks.
papromic
VitaminJay
underappreciated comment.
Fastjack2056
calenti
Well played. Compliments to your punnery.
ElectricSlideOrchestra
I didn't expect someone to combine sharks and grain harvest into a pun today but here we are.
theycallmedoctornooche
But can you combine a combine?
bill4935
I expected "the sharks are stalking me", but OP's was better.
CouldntCakeLess
#24
mastikator
Plot of Whiplash be like.
RevRagnarok
#35 There's a certain alignment with butt-cheeks that the big spoon needs if the equipment is there...
RevRagnarok
"Hot dogs need buns," if you will.
handsmcfeeler
#19 an Aesop rock meme in the wild!!!!!
WholesomePyromaniac
#42 But what if you smoke a pack a day BECAUSE you're lonely? Is it multiplicative, additive, or exponential?
JeezusJuice
What if they paradoxically cancel one another out?!
RestlessVagabond
earthlingextraordinaire
Szasdragon
#12 For food making
MidsommarPrincess
profiledit
marquettegoldeneagles
Thank you!
denimdaddy
#19 I love Aesop Rock, I appreciate this meme
wadatahmydamie
#17 Tiny dicks were seen as civilized, in contrast to big barbarian dicks. [obvious joke], ladies
DarkSock
What about my friend, who has a tiny barbarian dick?
wadatahmydamie
His statue shall be mighty
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#7
DoctorDerpper
#36 Congrats, you drank the Bios Crash and escaped the Matrix. The only other way is eating silica beads from a packet that specifically says not to.
indiscriminatedumpvoter
#12 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbm1ibzRlamJuenB6Y2tqcWswODM2Y2Yxdndma3ExeDJjcmM5eTZrYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AZ1PPDF8uO9MI/200w.mp4
smoldix42069
#6 joe rogan's nips should be the topic of his next podcast
AgentCatherine
I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed
cryborg
#26
amp99
#1
Timesarrows
Leading Cause of Death for Children and Teens https://publichealth.jhu.edu/2024/guns-remain-leading-cause-of-death-for-children-and-teens
Seras91
i donßt think that anti tank rifles are included
Timesarrows
i've had 3 neighbor children shot themselves or sibling or friend. one is dead. my adult neighbor accidentally shot himself and it never made any news, we looked. it made me think how many other shootings don't. i know of 10 more from my rural area, i don't know them but heard of it and saw them with bandages in the shot area. my neighbor was drinking alcohol while operating a D10 bulldozer, told grand child to get him another beer, she did. he ran her over. no charges, no sheriff DUI. good boys
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
"lol scrubs"
TiredTait
sent that picture to the wife. Her response: "No."
mrose50
amp99
nasukkin
Operating a mortar isn't rocket science, but it's pretty damn close.
3Davideo
Oh, I remember that Doctor Who episode.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
#16 I like your memes.
profiledit
I like your gif.
cryborg
apairofpetducks
I love this movie.
RevRagnarok
#12
VitaminJay
After a certain length, it's a For External Use Only device.
MolotovDodgeball
#19 EVIL NINE meme outta nowhere!
handsmcfeeler
Found my people!!!!
bbycrrt
And Aesop Rock! "Shhhh. You'll wake the baby."
profiledit
And #26
cryborg
profiledit
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
Diddler On The Roof
flipj
Great way to start another hellscape visit, I mean, another day.
Thank you, DK.
CrisprCAS
A big part of being the little spoon is pushing back against the big spoon, and a big part of dating a centaur is the big part of a centaur.
Imapseudonym
Until he gets morning wood and you get flung off the bed like a spring board.
afambelafonte
Since horses can sleep standing up I sort of imagine the horse part standing up but the human part just dangling
WhenCameronWasInEgyptsLand
fartharder
mratio
And here I sit sipping my morning coffee, not knowing that I needed this.
WhenCameronWasInEgyptsLand
I just can't wait for someone else to mention centaurs so I can reply with it again.
RevRagnarok
#6 not to body shame, but WTF are those eye pokers?
DarkSock
Skin tags?
mintvis
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldnowdjY2bGsydjRyZGkzMm1hbWdqYjBrOTJmNXB2aGlienV5dHRvYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3ohzdFXeZcXL9bXIys/200w.mp4
RevRagnarok
TheHillsHaveNostrils
Signs of steroid abuse, probably
OaksParcel
Imagine taking steroids and ending up just looking like Joe Rogan lmao
SocoFox
He neglected to calm his tits.
slinkiisu
WhiskyBravo
she seems nice
CoffeeBaagel
Those are nipples
fartharder
Men's nipples, obviously, judging by the lack of censor bars
MintyFreshReferrals
This meme instantly maxxed out my fear factor.
Bunnies007
I have a friend with nips like that. Whenever I've seen him shirtless, I always want to snip them off with a pair of scissors.
RevRagnarok
Bunnies007
My work here is done. 😁
al3xinw0nderland0000
#36 I made this yesterday when I saw the meme first. Absinthe, blue curacao, mint schnapps, peach schnapps, and grapefruit seltzer. It isnt entirely unpleasant but it DEFINITELY tastes like a BIOS crash
flavivsaetivs
Throw some Malort in there to get that BSOD
AnnieGoolahee
#4 That's how my friend tried to get me to watch that Saving Christmas bullshit with Kirk Cameron. Hell no.
marquettegoldeneagles
It was terrible. I was expecting it to be semi terrible but you're 3/4 into it and you're like ohhhh! One big long amazon add.
Lampmonster
#4 I tried to watch it. It really is garbage. Ice plays a government agent who spies on US citizens, the entire thing is advertisements for Amazon, Tesla and other big companies. The special effects are fucking garbage, worse than a lot of television shows. The plot is nonsensical. Oh and the acting, the acting is like, high school drama club level at best.
kneebitten
S/O asked why was I even watching it. Shrugged. I have to see all the sci-fi. Even Terror Birds (2016).
WillemHellfire
Good review of a very awful movie. I thought Ice Cube could carry some of it, but my guess is, he did it for the check.
Madara1389
Sounds like it fits right in with The Room for those of us who like watching utter dogshit for the absurdity of it all
Rocketpocketpants
Welp, this might be the one version that I'll miss out on.
LicensedAdHominem
Check this one out https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14257552/
ChareAndFlaff
That sounds awful, and not like "so awful its good" just awful. Thank you for this movie review, will avoid like the plague.
MidsommarPrincess
#12 This is a coil wire whisk or 'Spring Whisk" : "It can be used for emulsifying sauces, and it's also good for mixing liquids in smaller spaces, like a mug or cocktail glass, where a larger whisk wouldn't fit. A good rule to remember is that the more wires your whisk has, the more aeration and bubbles you are going to get. The spring whisk is used when you're not looking for too much extra air."
petonious
Your MoM. So obvi .
nothingunused
Or at least, that's what 19th-century women used to tell people it was.
SunnyKontucchi
profiledit
CelestialSea
"Whisk" was my guess. Glad to have it confirmed!
MidsommarPrincess
I prefer the all metal version but online you can find some with wooden handles like the picture.
CheeseB0t
Bs. I know a ringpuller when I see one
YellowHoodieExpress
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dm40bWh3bzZlNWhlNzB1Z213c3V1d2Q2dXFneTg5b2xlN3R0bmFjYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/evVKsrjZEqVVWvE2VR/200w.webp
Wrong answers only!
PirateRubberDuck
Oh. I thought it was a nut cracker. It looks a lot like a nut cracker I used to have.
themullusk
The spring nut cracker has a lot more tension than the egg whisker. It's designed to be pulled up and drive itself down
Dimestream
Informative, thank you. I thought it was for gently cracking hard boiled egg shells or something.
FMswottingTottington
Mvp dude/dudette here ^
fartharder
VickiStElmo
Love humans like you. I will most likely never consider this info again, ever. But it’s the thought that counts- which is truly does!
MidsommarPrincess
Thank you for saying so I am happy to help 😊
kathrynswar
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
kathrynswar
fact
cryborg
I can't figure out if they are using that for cooking or buttstuff.
Bunhyung
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbzg0b2RodnlwMG12NzBsazJienJkeWExbWVmZXVxMXJncWRhaG50diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/YebCIK19XH8DvK0nep/200w.mp4
jimfalconer611
Butt cooking
cryborg
kathrynswar
yes
cryborg
johneventually1
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YndtOHF6eWZhbWxsZW9tZTRpc2w1YmVnMTN0a3l3YzdoZjF3bmU4byZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ftdAY7X7EdQjpvBboR/200w.webp. Porque no los dos
ignotoCiResto
cooking is just cul-in-air
iCommunicateInGifs
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMG40M2hhMTh1eHYxZnF5d24xcWhvOWxjN25lYjJ0YTl3dW84c2cxaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UEVQa4Kzwro9G/200w.mp4
MidsommarPrincess
For visual learners, this tool is used by pushing up and down instead of stirring like a traditional whisk.
MadamPuddifoot
Thank you for including us!
TheInternetNeedsMoreCats
That's pretty cool. Thanks!
Blud4BludGod
As the first person's description stated, great for making emulsified sauces like salad dressings or mayo.
CheeseB0t
Well, that's one use for it
doppelfisch
In all seriousness, huh, that actually makes a lot of sense. Neat.
ClownishAntics
IAmASentientWaffle
FWIW, 'visual learner' isn't actually a thing. Or rather, any person is a visual learner as much as the next person.
admweirdbeard
Veritasium video is my source for this bit of 'you're fun at parties, huh' https://youtu.be/rhgwIhB58PA?si=luKULNSiELwaajS5
Tuneh
My autistic brain remembers things by simply bringing up a picture or scene of previous things it absorbed. Back in highh school during tests I would literally recreate the page of my book in my head to re-read the answer. Now as an adult I do the same when buying groceries, going through the motions of me checking everything at home befpre going to the store. For me to actually remember..well..anything really, I have to have seen it and repaint in my head, can't just be text descriptions.
kneebitten
Is FWIW short for Akshually?
Richter12x2
Awwwwee yeaaaaaaaah
LogicalLimes
Whelp, I guessed that one wrong.
NeurodivergenceMedley
Funny, that's the exact motion I'd've used it for. Just.... different location.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
The wonderful things about Tiggers! Is Tiggers are wonderful things! Their tops are made out of rubber! Their bottoms are made out of springs!
Kemi337
Damn Tiggers kink is wild fr
MidsommarPrincess
Same!
MelfsAcidArrow
Also good for emulsifications
CyberHexx
I thought it was about the size of a toilet plunger and was going to say it was for washing your clothes, as an agitator....
trigonman3
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C7D12TQ8/
MidsommarPrincess
That would make sense. They should have included a banana next to it.
honeybadgersRus
Nope. You sit on it.
SomeDetroitGuy
If you want a splinter, sure.
KYGELL91
Still emulsifies sauces if you're quick enough
SalmonTheWise
Oh, I'm quick, don't worry about it.
HillOfBeans
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNG9qeXJibjc3dHNncHBzMG1haTRveTc2MXB5b3VieGI5YXRlbnpoMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/IjJ8FVe4HVk66yvlV2/200w.mp4
wadatahmydamie
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleXFhZXBkbDd3dnpndHAweml2a2d1MWxkZzJ3MnBlMjE2NjFhem4zNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/JWl9GrmcX49by/200w.mp4
PoopSammich
Best comment of the day, folks. we can all try again tomorrow
MidsommarPrincess
Paige yes!
Lun4ticH1gh
Borrowed because it's brilliant. +1.
thedewser
psugab
I thought it looked more like a plunger missing its skin
SkidMarc25
The skeleton of a plunger.
BeardicPerformance
You’re not far off. It’s used to whisk things by going up and down much like how you would use a plunger.
psugab
Yeah, I have one I use for eggs
mafiacarstarter
You use a plunger for eggs?
psugab
When the chicken doesn't want to lay them, sometimes you have to go in after them. Not with the toilet plunger; you're supposed to use the ones they use in delivery rooms.
rbudrick
False. It is a safety poop knife.