It's hard for a Turk out here

Jul 25, 2026 12:16 AM

BillYouMurrayMe

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I've been married for so long (almost 50 years) that for decades now, if I have an dream of possibly being with another woman, my wife is in the next room or within range of me being getting caught. I can't even cheat in my dreams. IN MY DREAMS!

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Well, to be fair, a few million guys have fantasized about "Lupita" so he's not alone.

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TBF, I also fantasize with his wife!

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I also choose this guys fantasy wife.

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6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've been married 20 years and my wife is so sick of this reference whenever she asks me why I put something somewhere hahaha

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Turkelton!

6 days ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 0

It's Turkandjaydee, and JD!

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turkenjaydee! And JD!

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"Sir, you think my name is Turk Turkleton?"

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And Mrs. Turkleton!

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The Turkletons

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The Turkletons!

6 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

(SPEAKING SPANISH)??! Couldn't just put "Sí, señor" no that would be madness. "What'd she say there?" "I unno, couldn't quite make it out."

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought Turk said he was balding...

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No one ever respects the 'ding.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He did yes but this however is a fantasy, One were he's married to Elliot, rich, owns a 2 story house, is not balding, and obviously his actual wife is a hot maid

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No, after it cuts back from the fantasy, he has hair too.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is still balding. His hairline is clearly starting to recede.

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You know what's weird? She's not saying "that's so sad," she's actually crying.

6 days ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Mandy was one of my first celebrity crushes

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She was so good in This Is Us. Hell, they all were what a great show.

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I actually thought she was a better pairing with him than Elliot

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You mean second Becky?

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Kim Brigs was a better fit. Elliot was basically Ted and Robin from HIMYM. They did the "Will they, won't they" for too long they had to put them together, but it was too late.

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Kim wasn't goofy enough. There's a reason she tried to hide the pregnancy

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For real, wasn't the joke that not even in his fantasies he can get away from his wife, and man that's kinda beautiful.

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It gets freaky in there. Cirque du Soleil freaky.

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One time she was skinless

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Then again, they have the most grounded relationship in the whole show.

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Whaaaat Carla is insanely toxic and controlling, the worst character in the show and turk unfortunately fell victim of her

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I mean, they stayed together and went the distance to make their marriage and love life work. JD never could keep a relationship (always want what you can't have), and Cox... Well, I don't think he needs to be explained, do ya, Mary-Lou Who?

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To be fair all relationships in the show are awful except JD and Turks but man do I hate the Carla and her shitty behavior, she fully knows how awful she is and is proud of it

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I guess Elliot and Shawn have been pretty good together too, but unfortunately they needed Elliot and JD to be a thing so there's that

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Actually... Turk and JD have a slightly toxic relationship, because they have a bromance they both are from an era where heteronormative ideals made "gay" mean "bad" or "wrong". It's uncomfortable how many times one makes things awkward for the other because both are too stubborn to realize that having feelings isn't "wrong". Dr. Cox is also a huge influence on JD's views of being perceived as anything but "a man".

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