BrickorBottle
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Maybe married couples are okay with all this, but not having a roomate is great. Definitely do over half this shit, just replace the pup with my kitty.
Artist: Yaoyao Ma Van As
olhotdogfingers
man i got blown out of the water with a divorce 4 years ago. i live alone, girlfriend, but I will never marry again, cuz alone is AWESOME!!
ceramicpear
Looks like romantic bullshit. And I'm a woman.
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
The artist forgot about the crushing loneliness and anxiety about wanting to be alone but desiring the interaction of others
YouThinkThatsBad
That's why I have friends and invite them over when I want company.
dadudemon
So you can order friends like a pizza on your phone? "I'll take two large friends, and a side of buddy, please. No pepperoni this time."
YahikoPain
two large friend machine broke, we got one large friend tho
pixe1adrift
..living alone with a well-rounded sense of self and inner peace must be great
BrickorBottle
Its a challenge and only in good says am I like that. Like today, baby steps
phil1d
"Since we paid for your sister's college we'll give you rent for 2 years. But if art doesnt work out after that we expect you to find a job"
Voxelart2
Rent? I don't think it's rent
Superchief86
As someone who lives alone, this is bullshit. There should be so much more masturbation.
fractalsphere
Married now and it's great. Lived on my own for like 18 years and it was fantastic. Glad I had that time for myself.
Grimlockagogo
My girlfriend does the putting her hair on the shower wall thing. I secretly love it, cuz it reminds me of her whenever she's not here.
Drakhma
alot of girls do it
BrickorBottle
Thats fucking adorable
Mcshmile
Dude I understand the sentiment, but I fucking hate loose hair. Shower, floor, food, somehow in your pants. Its like long glitter.
h0tdoglatte
meanwhile, back in reality... https://media1.giphy.com/media/PsTVjW9dInEvS/giphy.gif
Jimmygarn
Cheer up, you will always have us.
BrickorBottle
Hahah aw man thats also true
yellowtoolboxblackbag
My thought as I scrolled: That's great for the first week. What about the next week? Also, alone or together, keep your place clean.
MetalForever
Not everyone is like this, some of us are truly happy alone. :)
sarcZen
For real... I love my SO and those lovey-themed dumps, but I'm an introvert at heart and am glad to see solitude be celebrated like this.
Grievous954
I like solitude most of the time but having spent most of my life alone it'd be nice to share it with someone.
secondcityguitars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-gfxjAaZg0
redclaysmartass
I think all young adults should live alone, at least for a while. It's a good way to learn to run a household. Best time of my life.
ohnocatnado
100% agreed. You learn a lot more about yourself as a person. I'm honestly worried I'll never be able to go back to living w/someone now.
redclaysmartass
It is an adjustment, but if that someone is a spouse, in a perfect world, it would be wonderful.
DreamCatcher01
As someone who got married at 17, I wholeheartedly agree with this statement.
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Jesus Christ
IwishIwasNeverBorn
What scares me about being alone all the time, if i suddenly die, who will take care of my cats ? :/
BrickorBottle
BIGGEST FEAR
ohdeepthought
Your cats will eat you so in essence they'll be fine.
asm80dfa8sdfj
I've always worried about hurting myself, and not having anyone to help me or find me. I slipped a few months ago, lacerated the top of my
asm80dfa8sdfj
toes, did a fair bit of damage. I did it by slipping on the bathroom floor, trying to wash some stuff; it was soapy. Foot slid under the
asm80dfa8sdfj
edge of the metal door and slice! Thankfully it wasn't really an issue, I've bandaged myself up more than a few times. But it brought that
asm80dfa8sdfj
fear back in a big way. I mean, I totally miss cuddling someone and all that jazz. But I dunno. I just worry.
IwishIwasNeverBorn
Life alone suxx hard :/
Obijesus
All I think of is that rick & morty cable tv episode where the cat lady dies and her cats crawl inside her skin and take over her life
IwishIwasNeverBorn
Maybe they'll do a better job than me
Betheba
It's great being alone so long as you aren't lonely
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
It's 50/50
Omelettedufromage83
the comfortable selfish life is good but knowing your going to die and get sick alone is an unsettling nagging thought
BrickorBottle
Kinda the key. Pets help
KamSolastor
RIP me
TheRowsdowermobile
I dispute this. I live alone and my flat is nowhere near as tidy as any of these images.
ClimbThemCrimps
Lol my reaction was "I would never be that dirty if I lived alone!"
BearBombs
Also, it looks like a couple of those women live in houses. So it's more like "the sweetness of being rich".
GavinScreaming
Yes everyone who lives in a house is rich....
Frost72
Nobody can afford go live alone these days!!! Rent is too damn high.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
No it isn't. Move somewhere you can afford. That might mean a different city.
AroAce
That isn't really a good solution.
BreadyStinellis
It probably diesnt mean a city at all.
Tekktokk
It's unpopular to say such a thing, but as my Real World Economics (yes that was a course) prof said: New York City is a luxury good.
meerple
Nah, live below your means. Be an awesome tenant, find a good deal.
ClimbThemCrimps
How much does rent cost where you live?? Living alone in my town is going to cost at least 900$ a month, for a shitty place.
BreadyStinellis
Ina lot of places that means live where you fear getting shot every time you sit near a window or walk down the street. I have to spend more
BreadyStinellis
Than I'd like to avoid gang violence.
SteveHudson007999
dont be a tenant be an owner. do what YOU want
meerple
I want to be able to move to a different city or country at a moment's notice and not pay commission or interest on my shelter...
asm80dfa8sdfj
Yeah, get a small loan of one million dollars
SteveHudson007999
sir i am definitely not a millionaire, hell, ive got about 2500 in my savings, and i own a home. You work and bust your ass to get it.
asm80dfa8sdfj
What's your networth, because that's more important. It's about what you've spent to get where you are. Don't forget that you had to spend
iAlwaysUpvoteMN
Ugh no hair on the shower wallllllll
minecraftfirefliesjr
Better on the wall than in the drain. It clogs up very quickly, and you can gather the hair up and toss it in the trash when you get out
BreadyStinellis
You can do that with a hair trap over the drain too. On the wall is icky.
minecraftfirefliesjr
I personally think hair traps are pretty gross, but to each their own
quietlysinister
You clean the trap every time you shower. It's easier than wiping hair off the wall. Blech.
BrickorBottle
Exactly why i do it
storeboughtqueso
ZionTshimanga
true
TheFirstToastSlice
First post that doesn't make me sad being single.
BotFriendly
I know I love it too
BrickorBottle
Exactly what I was hoping for.
Vadersotterpop
Step 1: Be attractive female
DeityOfSnuggles
You're the only one sad enough to look at a cartoon-ish character and consider it attractive.
Duckiroo
Pretty sure there's a large percentage of people that do that; it's rather normal
DeityOfSnuggles
cringe
BrickorBottle
Everyone can find peace and cuddle a cute animal. Dont need to be pretty for that
peridotstar
Besides Vader, I bet you're cute anyway :3
shhsfootballjock
But a comic with a fat girl ain't gonna reach the front page. Let's be real
asm80dfa8sdfj
There are comics with fat girls? B
Mentallyhorsestable
Mhmmmmmm
BrickorBottle
Name is spot on
MobileUserGundam
#6: WHY DO PEOPLE THINK SPLASHING PAINT AROUND IS FUN!?!?!? Seriously, that's one of the romantic movie tropes I've never understood.
bluntyeyedfool
Have you tried it? It's liberating as fuck, like getting drunk.
notHereToCirclejerk
I was thinking the same thing about #2. It sucks cleaning up after somebody that messy. Immaturity is very unattractive.
UltraX7
I think it's less about the paint all over everything and more about the freedom to do such a thing freely and not piss someone else off.
conradfr
Janey Briggs ??? http://imgur.com/tlQtmzz
MobileUserGundam
Expected dickbutt.
quietlysinister
"Haha! Let's get completely messy and waste expensive art supplies that are possibly toxic!"
quietlysinister
Seriously, back when I used to paint I would have flipped the fuck out at someone wasting paint like that. That's like, so many groceries.
heavypettingzoo
right, just be the one to clean it up one time and your done with that phase.
The1Freeman
12rt2345g342563
Ahahaha.
happyadams
Wtf I haven't laughed so hard before
bigpapakrabs
wow queen you're so beautiful
ThunderStormArtDotCom
People not addicted tot he internet sure do get a lot done
Pimpmasterhustledaddy
Damn,bitch, you YEET like this?
ToksanAlpha
Damn queen...
Funboringness
Bruh thats Muscle Man's trailer
UPvotedATbirth
Confirmed
MotherCoconuts
Wat
TheBurritoConfederacy
That is a gem.
FurtiveGlancer
@OP fantastic artwork - so good that most are commenting on the content/story
BrickorBottle
Not my work, artist is Yaoyao Ma Van As :)
BrickorBottle
Lmao what is this?
SpecialProjectY
All your images summed up in one.
GrimDarkRealities
Damn, was gonna say the result of the actions shown in the images, but you beat me to it, +1.
ItsMISTERPerfectCell
SDtrashpanda
BrickorBottle
Yooooooooooo
ComcastTechSupport
jakevolk
BalanceProblems
Perfect comment, holy shit
AngelxOfxSin
FriendlyEagle
Rekt
CC2332
This just confirms what I knew, women may be the "fairer" sex, but don't have a monopoly on the cleaner sex
ceandros
The 50's called, they said they want their cringy expressions back.
CC2332
Fair enough, so I shouldn't say you broads either right?
CC2332
Can I say Dame's, where did we land on chicas or senoritas?
CC2332
Damn an I was hoping for a better repartee
Coolbacca
I have no idea what I'm looking at but I want more!
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Coolbacca
Absolutely fantastic!
ElCabaro
Not found :,(
oldasballs
If you can't do those things while living with someone, the problem is you are living with the wrong person.
t3rribl3puns
Abso-fuckin-lutely!
BrickorBottle
Yeah ive never had good luck with roomates. Having my own space is the only way I can find peace it seems
BreadyStinellis
I don't know that it's possible with roommates. I could, and do, easily do all of this with my husband. But alone time is still great.
MorgiBelfer
It is, living with 2 roomies, our rooms can be whatever foregoing trash, each has a pet, can use common room for hobbies just fine.
MorgiBelfer
2. does help that we are all massive nerds tbf.
MoreCheeseGromit
1) As much as you might get on with your flatmates there's still not the absolute freedom to go home and do whatever you want without being
MoreCheeseGromit
2) selfish e.g. taking an hour shit in the only toilet, taking up all the cooking hobs, not wanting any social interaction but your flatmate
MoreCheeseGromit
3) needing a chat. Living on your own is so much more liberating.
lesbehonester
What's a hob?
MoreCheeseGromit
Stove/cook top, maybe hob is a British term :)
Catlore
I think it's less about "Things you get to do when living alone" and more "You can be blissful while living alone."
Coolbacca
You can live like this all you want as long as you clean up your damn messes
kirivon
It's not the same. There's nothing as liberating as waking up to an empty house with no obligation or responsibility to anyone but yourself.
kirivon
Knowing that you are completely free to choose the course of your day without influence. That I can sing, dance, or do whatever I please.
kirivon
Even if I'm 100% cool with you, if you're in my space I'm aware of you. I know you can hear me, see me, and I'm conscious of it.
kirivon
Even if I love you, and I know you will sing with me, dance with me, you simply being there occupies a space in my mind. No matter how
kirivon
close or comfortable, that space will always be filled with you. And it's not a bad thing, mind you, but it's not the same as being alone.
Rikimarudevil
Or maybe she is the wrong person...( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)
storeboughtqueso
HeavenOrHellLetsRock
And a good relationship is all this together with someone else you love.
TheSmellOfDesireMyLady
Yes. Thousand times better than being alone. Has to be a good one though.
idontlikecricket
I was thinking this, all of this would just be better with my husband
asukara
The mindset is it's ok to have a spouse and still ok if there's none at all. Either way you can still both be happy.
ohnocatnado
No one will argue that but there's a lot to be said for the people who can find that same happiness in themselves first.
boingclashboom
HeavenOrHellLetsRock
That, my friend. Is very very true.
BrickorBottle
True, but id feel bad about the hair
eagle193
Shoot, I'm a guy and #8 struck a chord with me.
HeavenOrHellLetsRock
Thats why I bought a roomba.
tehzpoon
Roombas are great when you're made of money.
HeavenOrHellLetsRock
There are versions that are decent too. I don't make a lot, but I can save up some money for a cheap cleaning robot.
Coolbacca
As well you should, I don't mind cleaning a drain every now and then but keep it off the walls!
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Good Gawd. Been married 9 years, finally got my wife to stop doing this.
missmalice
Trust me. Once you're in a long term relationship, nothing will gross you out! Hair is only the beginning. Source: married for 8 years. ❤
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Married 9 years, still hate hair on the shower wall.
TheStraightTeddyBear
The internet has ruined me, I kept waiting for the dog to get sick or something. Needless to say I'm glad it turned out different!
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
It won't though. Not in the long run.
Coolbacca
If you pay attention to the subtle clues you realize the dog died in the second picture and she is coping with him not really being there
BrickorBottle
Omg thank god that didnt happen.
TheStraightTeddyBear
Right? It kept making me sadder after every image, then I realized it was all happy haha
MagratheanSlartibartfast
This is pretty much living with my wife in a nutshell.
BrickorBottle
She sounds awesome :)
storeboughtqueso
You must not have any tiny humans.
chawx
Yep. I thought the same thing. I'm just a casual observer in her world, called upon to reach stuff higher up in the pantry and to fix things
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
And to provide this:
Tekktokk
I like to say I live in my wife's house. And I ask her all the time: "Why did we buy a stepladder?" Her: "For when you aren't here."
LycheeChuHi
What do they do for a living that lets them afford those houses? Those rooms are huge!
CNNBRFIINF
Seems like she's an artists for Disney, maybe. So she might get paid a lot more than, say, a street artist
Squandiddly
It said living alone not living alone and unemployed
epyonwing
(it's a cartoon)
DrewBerg
Technically it's an illustration. Cartoons move.
RedDevils42
Probably lives in the middle of the country where prices are generally a lot lower
Comet260
I would love to live in the country if it meant I never had to fucking drive anywhere.
BeerNinjaEsq
Well, unless you live off the land, you pretty much have to drive EVERYWHERE when you live in the country.
totalwiener
And god help you if some shit goes down. It'll take emergency services hours to get to you.
Gonnaderpya
Illustration.... and selling meth on the side.
PeaceWalker47
International Drug Smuggling. What else?
secondcityguitars
Webcam "modeling"?
at1cad
If House Hunters is any indication, income/occupation is no hindrance to having a million dollar home
killer10347
Yeah! Remember, if you rack up millions in debt and then die, you never have to repay anything!
Deathsloveforcats
Looks like she is currently working as a background artist for Rick and Morty. Check her website :)
DrewBerg
I think it's because it's a drawing.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
No, that can't be it, she must be doing something to pull in 500k a year. We need to figure it out.
DrewBerg
*whispers* butt stuff
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
If I could make 500k a year I'd do butt stuff too.
HappyMadison
doctruli
It's that big in her mind. The cat is a dog. The girl is perfect. You know, artistic license.
lenomdeplume
Like being content with no human interaction. Might be Unibomber's sister.
TheLastImgurian
How dare you! Women can be just as much of a unibomber as anyone else!
Whisper2015
She may have a vibrant social life and a job with lots of human interaction. Living alone does not equal lonely.
BrickorBottle
Being bombass artists?
TheHonorableJudgeDookie
Hahahahahahhahhahahahahahah! An artist making money?! ????
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DuckPlanetKing
Oh yeah let's put the succesful 1 in a million artist as example.
CNNBRFIINF
It looks like she's an artist for Disney so, maybe, yeah.
koflan
I don't think you actually laughed quite that hard.
ElfPortraitist
artistic license
clevernamestolen
I am an artist and I laughed so hard that my debt stated laughing with me... or at me, it's so hard to tell with it.
izzmonster
Its to show sarcasm and reflect the absurdity of the statement hes responding to. Source: Im an artist.
ASlowKiss
But, she's not alone. She has a dog.
haHAaaaaaahhh
I wanna be her dog. Is that so wrong? I mean, really.
MellowToast
And she draws a lot of love hearts...longing for some thing more...
DKTProto
Honestly expected her to hang herself last panel. Not sure why.
Whisper2015
Living alone is not depressing. I have lived with SOs and roommates before- alone is so much better.
Proboscidea4815162342
And a cat.
BrickorBottle
Living without people*
Katateochi
dog is people. best kind of people.
grazaoth
Not very good conversationalists though.
BleachedPP
they can be good listeners though
grazaoth
True, I like mine responding though.
lurckin
But a good listener
IMessageRandomPeopleAyyLmao
I usually just think about killing myself and play video games
SteveHudson007999
just get out and off the damn keyboard. join the real world, you wont find love and happiness behind a monitor.
LittleKnownOne
You forgot that step 1 rule applies. We sub-humans (males under 8 in looks), are worthless, and unwelcome in society. Death would be mercy.
BrickorBottle
You need to talk fam?
IMessageRandomPeopleAyyLmao
Nah I got a therapist for that
BrickorBottle
Fair enough
CowardTheCouragelyCat
Ayyyy same! Been playing Persona 5, how about you?
IMessageRandomPeopleAyyLmao
CS
IOnlyPostThisGif
Why are you telling us this?
Coolbacca
Because he is really good at playing videogames!
IMessageRandomPeopleAyyLmao
Ayy lmao unhealthy coping mechanisms
IOnlyPostThisGif
4/2 comedy helps a lot of things. But 1) self deprecation "I have depression lol share if u agree" isn't comedy. 2) even if it was funny,
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Wait, if it's funny, isn't it by definition comedy?
IOnlyPostThisGif
I said its not funny. But if some people DID find it funny, it still wouldnt help because the situation is too severe for comedy to help
IOnlyPostThisGif
If its unhealthy why do you do it. Jesus man. Memes and other BS doesnt help. For real go to a therapist or talk to someone trusted 1/2
IMessageRandomPeopleAyyLmao
I mean I am getting help, but old habits die hard
IOnlyPostThisGif
3/2 for some reason what I'm saying is unpopular here. But what makes anyone think that joking about a serious thing makes it better.
IOnlyPostThisGif
2/2 because all the memes do is spread self pity instead of helping yourself by letting others help you professionally or by talking it out
IOnlyPostThisGif
5/2 this wouldn't be a time when "comedy is the best medicine" No the best medicine is real professional help. Not the only, but the best
AroAce
I see your point but for some people it can be a start to work on a problem even when it is not the best method it is a start at least.
tlk5164
Except I'd be naked all the time
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
She's thinking about being naked with someone:
tlk5164
XIIV13C100111
Sleuthing*?
ijustfoundajob
You can do that even if you live with someone, take me for example.
picklous
As an obese male, how much is rent?
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
I think those drawings would be better than these somehow.
xj4low
Remind me not to sit on the sofa, or really anywhere, next time I come over.
iamnazgul
Seriously. Best perk ever.
tlk5164
Thank you
Goldernie
They forgot the panel where she has a different guy over every night ????
Cyime
calichillionaire
Vismund6
Yup. Like ALL the time
Zauren
The lack of nakedness or underwear definitely reduces realism.
spacetrains
Showering with the bathroom door open so it doesn't fog up the mirror is heaven
tragopandemonium
BUT THE DRAFTS...HOW DO YOU HANDLE THE DRAFTS {:0
AmSpecialSnowflake
He asks an important question.
bustyavacados
I'm cold natured anyway, but I bump of the temp to 75 degrees (in the summer). Doors stay closed in the winter.
Sekolah
Naked is the best
tlk5164
Agreed
Vismund6
ALL the time
GuardsmanMiku
even when im home alone i fully dress, something just feels wrong about being naked idk
Whisper2015
I have too many windows and people that walk by. I do stay in PJs all day if I can though.
GuardsmanMiku
ahh man no thats worse, i feel all groggy like i never properly woke up
tlk5164
sveeden
ginganinja723
tlk5164
sveeden
tlk5164
sveeden
YodaTheWise
tlk5164
sveeden
DanglingNuts
spAGHTT...!
BrickorBottle
I'm naked like half the time. I do have windows and I like sunshine
peridotstar
Out of curiosity, did you draw these? I just love the art style and use of light and stuff
BrickorBottle
Nope! Artist is Yaoyao Ma Van As of Cali, USA
deemcgrath6
Amen! Me too and it's wonderful!
herbdawg
yourmamajumpsforjoy
UnrealPie
This is your artwork @OP?
BrickorBottle
Nope credit is at the bottom of the post! Watermark is also present :)
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
Not a vampire, confirmed
BrickorBottle
Pretty damn close tho
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
punaneee
BlueTyphoon
I'm torn between my hatred of blinds. and my hatred of Family Guy. plus prolly gonna be downvoted cause how dare I hate that show =.=
IDontKnowHowToHuman
I FUCKING HATE THOSE THINGS!!!!!
ImProbablyJoking
I'm naked nearly 100% of the time and I also have windows and also love the sun. I'm not very shy tho.
sveeden
Himser
Across the street right into my window is a play school.... so yea, my curtains are always closed.
tlk5164
I don't blame you. Can't go wrong with a little vitamin D
CoopBro
I'm sure you neighbors don't like quite that much D
BrickorBottle
I'm actually vitamin D deficient. Maybe I should go outside naked? Prolly get arrested tho
AgolfHiller
Not if it's not sexual which it probably isn't
tlk5164
Yes, that exactly. Your neighbors might like it, maybe not. Worth a shot for that sweet vitamin D
BrickorBottle
Haha oh shit, forgot about the kiddies in the hood
EccentriCanadian
As a Canadian: supplement pills are the only way.
Axewhipe
Sounds like you could use the D. The vitamin D that is.
waytoocreamy
I'll give you some vitamin D right inside your room
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Have you talked to your Dr. about it? I know a guy who's vitamin D deficient as result of some other shit (body can't process it properly).
Mrviewmont72
There are different ways to get vitamin D... from, from me is what I'm getting at... like from sexy time.
Axewhipe
BouncingCzechs
TimeKeepsOnMoving
I freaking knew it! Women take strands of their hair and put them on the shower wall!! I knew my wife was doing that on purpose!
User3rr0r37
My wife does as well. It's disgusting and I hate it and she knows it but she still does it...
helpidontknowmyname
It gets tangled on your fingers and that's the only way to remove it. Most of us wipe it up after showering, tho
camchamomile
You mean there are people who don't wipe it up?! Ha! Ha... ha...
SurroundedByAPileOfCats
I get this all the time. We also have one of those strainers to keep hair out of the drain and the thing is constantly full.
UncivilizedEngie
You gotta pick the hair out after every shower.
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
Guy here...I used to have long hair and I did this as well. It's much better than trying to pull it out of the drain.
Cyranojoe
It's about hair length. I had hair down to the small of my back when I was in college. Did the same.
dustindhansen
TIL my wife apparently lives alone...
Stolentoken
She's saving it for later.
Innuendointended
I call it "hair art". Left them for my husband all the time when I had long hair. One day after being a jerk, I spelled out "I'm Sorry", lol
Imalwaysready
Proving there is not a single thing in this list you cannot also do when living with someone else.
Yenaldooshi
I was surprised to see that one. I've been doing that for a long time, didn't think it was common. I'm a guy though.
trina1978
I honestly thought it was just me!!!! I thought I had a really neat trick for keeping the shower clear.
Ostinisdehsechz
like OP said, prevents clogging! I have super dooper long hair and it'll clog a drain in a matter of weeks!
Aechilaxm
Weeks? Everytime I clean the shower (weekly) I end up standing in a pool of water because it can't go down the drain :(
BreadyStinellis
I dont. I find it disgusting. Had an old roommate that did it. Just get a drain cover and pick your hair up at the end.
celestedrake
...I tried making a banana out of them. It was not to scale so I destroyed it though.
whosagoodboy92
hey guys do it too or am I the only guy that does that
FjordFiskursson
I'm a man and I did the same when I had long hair.
DickDastardly404
Its more that they accidentally get on the wall and then you piss about with them.
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
I legit make pictures out of mine.
slyvic
I wish my wife did that instead of letting it go in the drain. Consider yourself lucky.
CatsandDnD
I don't like doing that, the more hair on the walls, the more annoying to clean up the shower space .
EClaire1073
I don't put them on the wall (that's my sister's job), but I sometimes pull them around the wall like a train, or something.
AwhatNwhatAwhatMwhatE
Ya they do this at the gym too. Disgusting.
HaBaBaDaGaDa
The disgusting ones! I like to wait until I'm out and THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE like a respectable human being. But I have a thing with hair.
ArchPigeon
It's a strat haha
txronin55
TIL that other women do this!! I make mine into heart shapes for hubby.
endinginawhimperbang
It's easier to get hair off by placing it on a wall, otherwise the hair strands just end up all over your arms and back. Also easier clean.
AstroVaz
LOL I thought I was the only one
JonRedcorn862
Guy here had long hair for ten years never did this.
JunkDr4w3r
hah yeah my gf does this and it's p gross but is WAY better than cleaning an even grosser-than-fuck drain all the time.
TachyonCode
As a man with long hair, I do this too. Mostly unintentionally. Or with the hairdryer.
elephantwasher
Sometimes I leave it on the wall to compare to the next time I shower. See if I'm losing more hair or not. Husband plays along too
JesusHorsedickChrist
As a man with long hair, I do the same thing. As @OP said, it keeps the drain from clogging.
StuntManPat
This post has truly shown me that long haired people don't give a damn about their hair strands everywhere.
hyperpiston
I usually get rid of them after but sometimes I'll write messages to my husband that way >>
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
it's that or a clogged drain, buddy
KatTheTimelord
ITS ART
HitlersKDratio
My roommate did this but with his public hair. I fucking hated it!
Quelquefois
Haha I've never seen this in my entire life. I couldn't understand what was happening there. Thanks for explaining
versperfox
My girlfriend does this all the time.
AzurePaint26
It speaks to me on many levels because I do that.
Rips4w
I do that with my beard hair. My wife is not a fan.
penguino2030
Fiancée does this! Ughhhh
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
It's not always on purpose.
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Yes.
storeboughtqueso
ohdeepthought
I make patterns sometimes my bro found out girls do that when I accidentally left my name spelt out on the wall of the shower... he freaked
KingsAndQueens
You know you can get covers that go over the drain to stop that from happening?
EClaire1073
Well maybe you shouldn't have written it in blood? Jussayin.
whosagoodboy92
well she was on her period, so.....
mx3goose
ex and I showered all the time together, scheduling thing. i'd get into it and make like dolphins or a tree, got real bob rossy with it.
merelyadequategooglymoogly
Wait a minute -- you guys were so pressed for time that you had to shower together, but you still had time for hair dolphins?
mx3goose
I mean her washing and conditioning her hair took a minute, I had time and you know, more you practice...
WeNowGoToDanWithTheWeather
We now go to Jessica with "poor excuses", Jessica?
UndeadDodo
Hey. I'm a guy with long hair and i do it too.
PartOfTheRebelAllianceAndATraitor
Same.
Thewayofthebear
I did when I had long hair. Made a penis once....it was nice.
whosagoodboy92
pics or it didn't happen
ProbablyAChicken
Also a guy with long hair can confirm
Heroasteral
A chicken with long feathers... probably
Tzacol
I've had long hair for the first time since a few months ago and I've been doing it...
daddydeezy
I do it with my pubes and taint hair!
breakingcode
I make pictures with them on the wall, then wipe them up later (saves the drains)
mcguirehd
I've got a pretty large beard and do it with beard hairs that fall out. Used to do it when I had long hair too.
kintotech
same here, I'll clean it up when I get out, though.
BrickorBottle
Keeps the drain from clogging!
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
You've got to be fucking with me.
MamaWhip
I do this and always think of putting it on poster board and making it art with paint. Then I run out of hot water and forget all about it.
MagicalLegendaryCookieMonster
I'm a girl and I can't believe I didn't know/think of that
Ewwu
Exactly! I do this as well. I try my best to remember to take them off after the shower tho :D
DragonEmperor18
I told my girlfriend it would be hilarious if she ever wrote ominous messages (GET OUT) on the shower wall in period blood is funny & gross.
WillemHellfire
I have long hair and do this all the time.
GuardianDinklage
Ya but clean it up after
Roastie
NOTHING keeps the drain from clogging!
fuzzywuzzywazabear
Exactly. Thanks to my gf I have hair on the wall of my shower AND a clogged drain
SwampTitties
Wait till you start finding her hair in your buttcrack.
User3rr0r37
Not if you leave it stuck to wall or the side of the bath waiting for some water to hit it and send the huge hairball flying at the drain.
Kipp7
Yeah but then it stays on the wall of the shower and I have to look at it until it gets cleaned up, which who knows how long that will be.
CanUweldOil
Kee... KEEPS THE DRAIN FROM CLOGGING, GUESS WHO THEN TAKES SAID WALL ART AND DISPOSES OF IT PROPERLY (in the toilet of course)... MMMMEEEEE
SwampTitties
Would you rather have to snake the drain once a month? :P
sonofbunny
Yes.
derringermeryl
Why would you put it in the toilet? That seems like a waste of water. I just throw it in the trash can.
PuppyDontCare
You leave it there but don't flush. Next time you use the toilet .. bye bye hair
CreamOfFeast
Bulllllllshit it does. Just prolongs the inevitable. It's fine though as long as you clean it up after you're done.
CreamOfFeast
If we have to clean our whiskers out of the sink then I think this is fair.
DeguRatface
Also because having them tangled between my fingers or on my skin really fucking IRRITATES ME.
LittleWindow
BrickorBottle
BrickorBottle
Closest thing I could find to saying "same"
killer10347
As a guy with that doesn't cut his hair short, I'm pretty sure we do it too.
DaisukeAramaki
Man, I just scoop up the hair afterwards with some tp and throw it in the toilet. *shrug*
ThisguySP
I didn't know about it and my showers are about to get a LOT less disgusting as a result of my finding this thread. Thank you, guys!
Caelorn
As a guy with about 1 meter hair i can admit I do this.
blahblehbloof
Can confirm girl I was seeing once taught me this
Jormungaandr
I just let the drain clog.
Evern
I'm one of three long-haired sisters, that had a long-haired mother. I had to clean the drains. Fuck that, do the wall art thing instead.
pecc
Orrr you could just brush your hair out to get the loose ones before the shower does...
RaspberryPeriod
I do that and still have to stick hairs to the wall
fulminatrix
I cannot believe in all these comments it was only a downvoted one that had the solution. I have insanely thick hair two inches from being 1
fulminatrix
butt-length and I never get hair on my fingers and rarely in the drain catcher because I always brush first. But it's also vv healthy. 2/2
pecc
Hello fellow butt tickler hair haver o/
Mallear
Am guy. I do it too. Sometimes I swirl it around a bit, and see what designs I see in there. Had one the other week that looked like...
Mallear
a woman in a cloak with a hood, sitting atop a cliff, with a small fire in front of her, the smoke blowing away and off the cliff.
ThisJustMadeMyDay
omg, I thought I was weird for doing this. I don't make patterns but when I put it up, I see what it looks like. Glad I'm not alone!!
Axewhipe
...a giraffe with socks on licking a palm tree with penises dangling from it
whosagoodboy92
a giraffe with multiple penises?!?!?!?!
Mallear
I confess, I put the breakpoint there because I wanted to see what people would come up with. Thanks for not disappointing me! :D
nik282000
Sweetness of living alone... in a house worth 1.2M
Rucaka
You read my mind
meerple
It's art, and probably an exaggeration or fantasy. Being obsessed with real estate isn't very healthy.
ArcaneConjecture
Better than being obsessed with cocaine.
Van1LLaRice
Bacon is healthier thank heroin
Tinkrr
1.2 Million wouldn't buy you an outhouse in Boston.
ifollowdogsoninstagram
...and a dog. Which is by definition not alone.
painehtz
It's all about location. My bf & I pay $1025 to rent a studio, but our married friends w/ a baby own a 3bd house & their mortgage is 1/2
painehtz
Only $200 more than our rent. All cause they live in a different town. She could've just bought the land & built her own house for cheap.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
She looks in her mid 20s max. No way she made that money and built it on her own. Its just art, its not meant to be realistic...
painehtz
Let us dream!
Bladeroller
I think the house in these drawings is a metaphor for the way your inner world expands when you don't have to listen to anyone's bullshit.
SirFeatherbottom
...as an attractive young adult female
FilipJonsson33
Didnt you get a small loan from your father like everyone else?
Wombatish
3+ bathrooms, 2+ kitchens. Japanese zen river on the eastern side, southern USA with ultimate mosquito tech on the west.
Hellsinkiangels
Trust fund baby
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
The fun part about your comment is it works with and without a comma.
killer10347
Oh, English!
atomicpineapples
As someone living in SoCal, you accidentally typed "M" and not "B"
NoFather
I can't hear you, I'm too busy throwing rose petals around my dozens of lit candles in my ten thousand dollar bath tub.
BlaneStrickland
Depends. I could get that for about $200K down here on the coast (MS)
asm80dfa8sdfj
200K is still a fair bit for a lot of people. But it's certainly not unattainable.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
Sure, as long as your a super rich hot girl with a magical self cleaning how you can make any kind of mess in, it's great.
packasmacks
Or a house worth $50,000 if it's in a rural area.
SsSsSs111112232
Sweetness of living alone... if you have acces to sex.
BoogalooBadger
This makes me view spooning the dog in a whole new light.
SsSsSs111112232
A whole new world ♪
SuperTacticalSandwich
living alone in a 1.2m house, with your dog
kingloofa455
...being conventionally attractive
JodiferousTwain
Title could have also been, "How to cope with living alone."
killer10347
Damn. Didn't think of it like that.
helloemrah
to everyone saying the character doesn't have a job: Their self portraits of a successful graphic designer...
Van1LLaRice
It's stupid people don't believe graphic design is a job, everything we see is done by those designers being paid.. Take my upvote
foebits
1.2M might get you a third of that house in Alberta.
Van1LLaRice
Why not rental??
griffonsgalore
I've bought 3 houses in the last 5 years. One for my wife and I and two investment properties. It's all about timing & the housing market.
Van1LLaRice
I work part time and I live like this, don't own the house though. There is always option to rent a house.
AdilynBraelynCharlaineDanikaBellefleur
Imagination... a tiny porch could feel like a huge sun room to someone
pianosleeves
With not really having to work and enough time to take care of all these pets
DotSlashNatalie
It's cool - she fills out receipts on Amazon turk for 5 minutes a day. Earns $2m.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Damn part time harmonica tuners.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Nearly as bad as the hamster trainers.
HarleyBobcat
and selling apples on the weekends
TresusIbor
...what?
helpidontknowmyname
There's a meme about how the Househunters couples all have like, ridiculously low level jobs and are looking for million dollar homes.
dauntlessds
Poking fun at HGTV House Hunters and the ridiculous budgets those people have when they do stupid side jobs for a living.
justanothergeek
These pictures do not exactly scream 'responsibilities' either. Enough art supplies to be a professional, but do they get paid this much?
Ticklebooty
And you can get tinder dick whenever you want
helloemrah
well over 1.2 in my country
shermanCG
You can get a 3000 sq ft house in Dallas, TX area for $240,000 or so
yourmomisminenow
and with a 10/10 body, face and dog
SushiBoy13
Pretty much my immediate thought. This living situation looks amazing, probably does live with someone else...just never have to see them!
bolshevik09
.... in oklahoma
meatballidiot2
Exactly what I was going to say. Try it in a 350 sq ft apt with a hotplate.
Evergrey
with no need to get your security deposit back. And no aversion to filth.
DaMaaal
Eh. If you were to move to a remote area in the countryside I'm sure you could find a nice small house for way below that. Hell, my parents
DaMaaal
build their house in 2001 for 500k and that is way bigger than the one shown here and in a city.
pomax
With a dog, rather than alone.
obuw
Think about all the money you save by not having a marriage or kids! You can easily afford a mansion when you're single.
blacksteve
For some values of "mansion" maybe? The American lifestyle of today depends on a combined income-- marriage or roommate.
ASarcasticCthulhu
Well I mean it depends on the location too
tep4
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Ivain
nah, if you get some land in a cheap place (oregon or somewhere in canada), you can probably have a house like this built for a mere $400K.
dataengineer
For serious though, thats a super low estimate. Did you count the rooms? Did you count the pets. Did you count the water features?
MEMRITV
so a 1 room apartment in lower manhattan?
GoAheadAndDownvoteYouFlippingFascist
I was about to make the same comment. So glad to see this was upvoted to number one.
CommanderPiglet
with a dog...
baronramsey
fucking @OP
ematic
As an artist, apparently.... lol
niferisalurker
oh no, she is living in at least three separate homes. I saw three distinctly different kitchens in there.
asm80dfa8sdfj
You can have multiple kitchens in one home. It's not abnormal to have at least a regular kitchen in the basement for nicer homes.
killer10347
Or it's a mansion that just has multiple wings that could each be their own separate house. Or it's a triplex that got merged. Or just art.
postscriptcellophant
Just waiting for the angle to pan out, revealing the bodies of the rich families she murdered in order to prance naked around their houses
niferisalurker
If these were photos she would have photo shopped out all the blood! Haha!
DigYourselfBaby
There are four different bathrooms....
TurtIeproof
Good point, I didn't consider that. The entire series is a pretty delusion.
PetricusGaming
We don't see the surroundings other than trees, so could be middle of nowhere. From the interior shots, that house isn't that big. 1/2
PetricusGaming
My 2357sqft house is $285k in suburbs of a medium sized US city. 2/2
koflan
Congratulations?
dovey2186
I don't know why you are down voted. You gave an example of a somewhat affordable house in a populated area.
PetricusGaming
B/c my example goes against the community adopted pessimistic view regarding economic situations of home-ownership
sircowdog
This is EXACTLY what I was thinking. Must be nice to be a lottery jackpot winner. :/
RatchetTheWusky
YES, I was thinking that xD
SpaceGK
...with no job, but somehow lots of money
YesImkazuma
I made my living being smarter than the smarties and tougher than the toughies! I don't need a God damn job. (Backflip into gold, lives).
killer10347
Why do you think she became an artist and not an engineer? Money was already plentiful before she even thought about a career.
GasBandit
"PROSTITUTE!" - Yiayia : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VehnapcTaeY
Van1LLaRice
I think she does graphic designs for money.
keppay
Rarely would one earn enough to live such a lifestyle
Van1LLaRice
I do graphic design and I'm not even that good or big and I work in bars on side but I rent house L I'm e that, no private river though
azurevin
Wish artsts would make it more realistic. She's like 17, graphic designer, already rich enough to live in a mansion, yea right. While he job
azurevin
Certainly pays well, give it some fucking years to get to that point, jesus. Or just draw a 25-30 looking person instead.
tomyironmane
Damn, beat me to it.
evilalmia
and doing dishes for 100 people in that one photo
dumpsterfolk
drawing the dishes I imagine the artist kinda got carried away with it
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Or she is just gross and lets it pile up lol. A lot of pictures here have big messes...
TheLexicon
Those are rookie numbers- there was a fucking personal creek running through the house
spiffylookingnerfherder
Pfft. I have one of those. December to March. Actually I'm not thrilled about it.
Phantomburn
I dunno most of those were mildly depressing.
GalaxyTheWolf
Nope. There is a house south of atlanta GA, currently forclosed. Had a creek running through it. If i can remember the address I'll link
eetsumkaus
1.2 M...in NORTH DAKOTA
amishcannoli
Must have bought it on House Hunters.
Ashpond
onemilliondollars
No kidding, archways and library sun room? Gtfo.
ottotravel
Definitely multiple bedrooms as we see from the various bed shots.
SuperiorPosterior
I'm pretty sure there's like 7 bathrooms and 3 kitchens in there, too.
TechnoArcanist
RedditnFun
Sauce?
TheBoysInTheLab
Wolf of Wall Street
RedditnFun
Thx
MFuzzySmock
Beat me to it.
txgunner87
Lol the only way that house is that expensive is if you're in the heart of fucking LA, NYC, or Hawaii. Fuuuucccckkkk living in major city
924Carrera
Or anywhere near Portland or Seattle...
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
You've got 6k feet floor space and a personal river under your house for less than 1 mil? In what magical fairy land do you live?
txgunner87
I see an old 2.5k sqft with a cheap koi pond and an overgrown yard. Don't know where you're getting 6k unless you think every pic is a room
Drakhma
japan is pretty good right now as far as USD -YEN conversion, you can be a foreigner and buy a house, just speak some japanese
sngnpngn
Good luck with that though. Securing a visa with no job or sponsor? Not likely. Can't 'retire' to Japan unless you're already loaded.
Drakhma
im not going to try to, to visit japan is good enough for me, i dont like raw fish
killer10347
Not to mention all of the extravagant things inside those 6k feet of floor space.
BeerNinjaEsq
Honestly? I've seen nicer houses than this for less than a $1M in the south or middle of US. Places like rural Georgia or Arkansas
BeerNinjaEsq
Zillow Augusta, Georgia. There are some houses in the $400k-$600k range that fit the bill, and you can add a creek with the extra $400k
txgunner87
Where the fuck are you getting that this is some suburban McMasion with a creek? I see the remodeled house my grandmother lived in 1/2
moneymaker360
Id rather be dead thanks?
Naemless
That depends where it is. In California that house is worth 12 million, in Texas it's worth 400k.
mynameisminerva
Kansas: 250k
donutjudgeme
Depends on what part of Texas.
Naemless
Good point, I was imagining Duncanville.
BrickorBottle
Haha true, I live in a little flat, though I might not have all the stuff she does, I have a nice little balcony area and I can sit out on
nicokeano
Then draw that
BrickorBottle
Dude I cant draw lol
Smigions
Me too! I made my balcony super cozy.
obamalamadingdongditch
I have a little apartment on the third floor. I like looking down at all the peasants!
midamultitooll
Lmao
BlackMask686
Mine would just be me surrounded by my computer parts abd trash pilling up
HaniiPuppy
Oh, look at my fancy-pants here, who can afford chairs to sit on.
blacksteve
When I was young we only had a pointy spike to sit on, and we were happy for it!
HaniiPuppy
But you try and tell the young ones today, and do they believe you?
blacksteve
They won't!
FuckingPhony
And a dog?
BreakingBean
Depends on where you live. Some places in Arkansas this would be 200-300 thousand
NobelDynamite
WPS!!!
xj4low
Yea, but then you have to deal with a Razorback room and I ain't painting a room red like that.
Drakhma
yea, but who wants to live in the middle of nowhere
BreakingBean
I do. It's fantastic, don't have to worry about your neighbors complaining or pay any HOA fees or pay an extra fee to own pets
caramelballoffur
But you have to drive 2 hours to buy a god dammed pack of spaghetti
mike1rzbk8
No you don't, in the most rural area maybe 30-45 min, and that would be rare
Agisek
Imagine being able to afford a house with 6 different bathrooms without having a job
quirkybombshell360
No Job? From the pics i thought she was a freelance graphic designer or something.
killer10347
Imagine being born into wealth.
Guges
Dont' imagine it...make it happen. It's not as hard as people make it out to be. Takes self discipline, sacrifice, willing to move, etc.
Guges
Obviously some luck/fortune of events helps with this also & not everyone gets those breaks, but it's doable to achieve it.
AsAHistorian
"Make [being born into wealth] happen."
ScreenGeek101
Key words: "born into"
Patlabor
Sure, for any given person there's theoretically a series of actions you could take to eventually get rich, but the whole point is to get /1
Patlabor
to the lifestyle depicted in the OP. To become, let's say, a millionaire by retirement age I'd have to put in the kind of workweeks that 2/
Agisek
Yeah I'll just go back in time and make sure I'm born to a rich family, maybe I could swap the kids in hospital
Guges
I'm taking about wealth in general. You don't have to be born into it. Make it happen yourself.
CatSingularity
If you go back in time open a bank account in your name and invest in Apple
BritishBoardofFilmClassification
I was gonna say. Who the fuck can afford to live alone these days?!
924Carrera
I mean, I can afford to live alone and I do, but not in a giant awesome house. I have a 1 bedroom apartment with no AC. I want to move.
RobotsAndLasers
People in the Midwest. When I was still single making the equivalent of full-time minimum wage I had plenty of money after bills.
songbringer
o/. Bought a fixer-upper. It is very nice until something breaks.
killer10347
The same person who can afford to be a freelance artist instead of going into STEM, business, or a trade. Someone whose parents are loaded.
FlamingBlankets
It's not that hard. I support a family of four on a single income that isn't that much about minimum. You just have to make a ton 1/2
FlamingBlankets
of sacrifices. Still I can't wait until my children are in school so my wife can work without having to worry about daycare expenses. 2/2
Superfastsheep
Depends where you live.
DavidAndrews
If you can get over the racism and distance from shit, houses like this are less than 200k in rural southern areas please move here and vote
BeerNinjaEsq
Judging by the other comments (not yours), people need to Zillow properties in places like Augusta, Georgia or Palatka, Florida
jdraitt
YES!! Thank you! I can't cos I followed my love abroad, but this is exactly what I encourage all my friends to do! We are all American!!!
deepwithin
Homes for Sale in Beaver, OH have a median listing price of $52,000 and a price per square foot of $50 - Realtor.com
TheGodsMustBeCrazy
Can confirm--Kansan here, I'm renting a 3 bedroom house for $450, AND it's in a good neighborhood.
Qumefox
I live in TN. The racism and distance from shit is exactly why i'm moving to CO. And the humidity. Fuck the humidity here, and lack of snow
scenicroot
Colorado is getting pretty expensive to live
BestOfMenMustDie
Yer not kidding. Zillow says my house went up in value $9000 last month. If it was for sale, I couldn't afford to buy it.
Upvoter2000x
I moved there in the 90s and it was already expensive to live
secretbison
I don't have to get over the racism, they do.
DavidAndrews
I'll be honest, this is very easy to say when you aren't one non racist in a group of 100.
secretbison
Try to get some of them addicted to opioids. Racists love that stuff.
DavidAndrews
Not to get too deep, but more like they are addicted to opioids, mad at the world, and looking to lay blame, thus the racism. #whatdoiknow?
IDidntDoIt
Unfortunately, I can't really get a job in those areas and I'd be taking a hell of a pay cut even if I could.
DavidAndrews
Not in the tech industry or medical field? we're tops in both. Research Triangle Park is the new silicon valley. NC is job rich.
helpidontknowmyname
:') A cry from the darkness. Hang in, there, lonely Southerner! The racism and ignorance scare potential new people away, unfortunately.
Imalwaysready
I remember one time about 12 years ago there was a list in Forbes or Business Week or whatever of the top 10 cities in America. Huntsville >
Imalwaysready
Alabama was #10 and basically ended with the line "we wanted to rank this much higher, but let's face it, it's in Alabama."
WolfMcCloud
That's what keeps the prices low. Little demand. I live surrounded by confederate mentality, while paying 300 for rent. For a house.
helpidontknowmyname
So sorry. Beautiful surroundings can be spoiled by stupid humans. I left IL for WA and enjoy feeling like I finally belong. Good luck to you
DavidAndrews
*Waves from my island
924Carrera
Yep, my sister lives in BFE east of Jackson MS, 25 acres, 4000 sq ft house with indoor pool, $300k Meanwhile I pay $1250/month for 1 br apt
DavidAndrews
I bought a 2500 square foot house with an inground pool on a full acre of land less than 20 minutes from a city of 250,000 people for 130k
924Carrera
Yeah that is pretty nice. If my career, friends and widowed mother were not up here in the Pacific Northwest, I would move there.
DavidAndrews
You should go to zillow sometime and check out what that rent would get you in Winston Salem NC lol. Just for fun. Where i live btw.
DoubtingThomas
Pft. I live in MS and I pay $350/month for a 3 br house. Granted, I happened to luck out, but most places here are still only like 600-700.
924Carrera
Yeah, I live in Portland Oregon, so the rent is high and steadily climbing at a rate far greater than most people's income.
DoubtingThomas
And the racism isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be. I mean, don't get me wrong it exists, but it's blown out of proportion a bit
calichillionaire
Racism aside, houses in rural areas are cheap because there's not much work.
924Carrera
Yeah, I have visited my sister many times and have not gotten the sense that the racism is an overpowering issue there.
Cambino
With a dog. So really it's more like "The sweetness of being incredibly rich and living with a dog."
dedkhakis1901
I bet her dog eats ass really good.
LaserLock
Practice makes perfect.
dedkhakis1901
I bet, lol they didn't bother to put that in the slideshw
dimm1
>Having enough money that you can just buy more plates instead of washing them, resulting in Mount Dishmore.
FuckingPhony
Thinking about the same thing, with a dog shouldn't consider as "living along"
packasmacks
You don't have to be rich to have a house like that, you just have to be willing to put work into it and not live in a city center.
matyles
I live alone in the sticks and my house is pretty much a slum.
packasmacks
That doesn't mean you couldn't have a nice house out in the sticks. Plenty of people do.
matyles
Yeah but not on my 15k a year I make
BanThisIfYouDare
There's also pictured a cat, who doesn't seem to receive not even 0.001% of love than the dog.
the4getful
meskarune
Not really. I live in poverty and still do most of these. You don't need to have money to make your home cozy, sit outside, take a walk, etc
OrkfaellerX
You need to have money to have a dedicated 'painting room' or giant bathroom with a yakuzi.
meskarune
I have a 500sq/ft 1 bedroom apartment. Half my living room is my "painting room". I'm pretty sure the bathroom with yakuzi was a hotel.
OrkfaellerX
Yes, ofcourse, I too 'live' in a hotel where I put up hundreds of candles all over the place.
meskarune
Lol, getting downvoted for working with what I got. I'm in low income housing, disabled and living in poverty, but I still paint.
ibespacejockey
You mean a yakuza
MostIndeedlySo
Don't you mean Suzuki?
OrkfaellerX
I stand with what I said.
vulgarian
Rookie numbers for sure. Vancouver 1.2M = Van down by the river.
donkeymoney
we're not talking worthless CAD here.
GTalmighty
sveeden
SarcasticComment
VANcouver... hahahahha
vulgarian
You get me!!
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
musesf80
Same here in San Francisco. Hello Vancouver, our overpriced neighbor!
RedSetting
Well http://www.total-croatia-news.com/lifestyle/11604-want-to-buy-a-castle-in-croatia-here-s-what-is-currently-on-offer
FlatPlutoSociety
My friends recently moved to Vancouver and are bitterly complaining about housing prices... and they moved there from fucking SAN FRANCISCO.
musesf80
As a San Francisco resident I honestly don't hear bitching about cost of living much. I think we've mostly accepted it or move.
Movietimeme
Well there goes my plans for moving to Canada from San Francisco
metalheadmafia
The Canadian housing market is rough. You can get 2000 square feet in Texas for like $150k
FlatPlutoSociety
Kind of unavoidable when there are like half a dozen cities in a whole country where anyone wants to live.
Oteneo
its not so much a Canada problem as a living on the coast problem. Plenty of cheap homes in Saskatchewan.
dawniefluff
It's pretty bad in parts of Ontario too
asm80dfa8sdfj
I bet land in Nunavut is affordable.
yak3ftw
Everything else is super fucking expensive because its brought in by ship in the summer and planes in the winter.10 bucks for a big of chips
Oteneo
i bet you are right