Rastifan
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Will people still do it? Of course.
Jul 8, 2026 5:19 PM
Rastifan
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Will people still do it? Of course.
TriflinSlinky
A roll in the hey.
doctorId
Never did it in a field, but did once do it next to a construction quarry. It's fine, it was a weekend, they weren't working.
eastend666
Ticks, people!
MrStealYourGiF
It's not about the sex... it's about making Clarkson the cuck /s
alcaray
Sounds like a challenge.
MajMalfunction2
What is this, Facebook?
Apeofdeath
Roll in the hay
hushpuppyextraordinaire
It the danger that they crave
lordyhalvey
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZXd3bTM5NDgzNHpxNXpka3V5and6MXo5ZTY3dzk2MGo4dDY4N3ZmMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/fYkV5rVyVDBCu91h5T/200w.webp
eXoRainbow
The illicit and risk makes people horny. This warning will have the opposite effect.
OdinYggd
Thus the mock-up of what the outcome could be. And it will take several minutes for you to actually die after getting mangled and repeatedly crushed as the bale rolls inside the chamber of the baler.
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whistlebuzz
Can anyone think of a better way to go out?
OdinYggd
Yes, several. Thats a round bale, made by a machine that vacuums up the cut and raked hay into a roll it is spinning inside itself. So not only would you be mangled and impaled by the feed head picking up the hay, but you'd then be crushed several times a minute by the bale as it forms inside the chamber to a size in the 400-500 pound ballpark assuming the hay isn't overly wet. Because nothing in it will kill you quickly, you'll slowly be crushed.
I can think of plenty of less painful ways.
Rastifan
Yeah was about to tell him.
vanderzee
thanks for the accurate description
OdinYggd
I used to run a round baler, and heard plenty of horror stories about farmers who got off their tractors to clear a jammed pickup without turning it off first. They got sucked in, and that's how they met their end. Getting rolled endlessly in a machine for hours before anyone wondered where they were and started looking for their tractor.
weidermeijer
That sign is so awful.
ihugpeople
I thought I saw a fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: re: fw: fw: re; in there.
JCDenton10
Photoshoppers will say it's hated
Dimension09
Hated say it's will photoshoppers
jimhotep
Do it in a back alley, like everyone else!!!
FinancialRavioli
To the backroom, to the alley, or the trusty woods
ChicanoBatman
Or in the case of getting stuck behind a Mexican funeral procession... in Mexico. Soooo many cars, so slow the procession. Girlfriend just looked at me, and asked if I wanted a blowjob while we ambled along at 4mph. Um, yes. Yes I do. I did have a little Catholic guilt though
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
I used her; she used me but neither one cared. We were gettin' our share
swedeonamoose
Also if you are doing it on a field, bring a thick sheet cuz holy hell is a field stabby.
Imapseudonym
Getting a tick in your asshole, cockhole, or cooter would be hell
LanceSackless
Dont tell me i cant enjoy the entire reason of doing that
universeHacker
You need thicker than a sheet, I usually bring a thick picnic blanket
ecglover
And you know ??
chittychittybangbanglovesustoo
Truth.
Rastifan
A girl on Twatter (lived in a city) said she dreamed of having romantic sex in a field. Then someone listed up all the insects living in it. She decided to hump in the bedroom.
BananaForScaIe
In or on? The difference matters for my visual.
Rastifan
Both.
Aranon1183
The "on" bit is baffling me
Ih8thisSoMuch
All fun 'n games til you're straddling a mirror later prying a tick of your genitals
GhostofCharlieKirk
House episode
firlefranz
But wait until she's had her fill! /s
noReallyIamPrincessBob
I can feel the Lyme kicking in already….
firlefranz