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Jul 25, 2026 9:01 PM
Huor
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https://www.threads.com/@chocodogger
poppster
https://youtu.be/jhl_Z2Apcyk
B4r4B4d4B45tu
"Yum, cromnch water"
lurkerthatoccationallywantstocomment
MotoCanuck
The hats off <3
SwilcO
That's the best thing I've seen all day!
Fiss
cronchy green water is always nice
q2grapple
The hands are killing me
invalidated
The hat tip.
CaptainWeirdoMcBeardo
We need to find a genie so that dogs can have hands. They can be henchmen to raccoons.
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
My dog is kind of a fussy eater, but he really likes cucumbers. Cold cucumber from the fridge is a great hydrating treat for your dog in summer!
sneakypoo
Why is it that I enjoy the crunch and monch of a doggo eating, but I fucking hate it when a human does it?
lildude52ca
not me man, i hate it just as much when an animal does it as when a human does it. UGH
SpicyGoober
My guess is because we're taught it's bad manners/rude/gross at an early age and sets expectations. No expectation for for a baby to chew "politely" yet or a dog cuz manners like that doesn't exist with them. Same as cultures where slurping things like soup isn't taught as a bad thing, so it doesn't bother them as it would with us
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
Rudeness is annoying. In a society where people are taught table manners from a young age, audible / open-mouthed chewing is perceived as rude. Infants and pets can get away with it though. They don't know better and we know they don't intend to be rude. It actually makes us happy to hear them monch with a healthy appetite. Shows that they're thriving (we generally view and treat pets a lot like our own children)
PutItInNeutral
Even better when a kitty cronches.
Rathan5
Because people know better and dogs don’t =\
Dogs monchcronch because they don’t have hands so they don’t have much choice in the matter, and (presumably) they don’t possess the social understanding that others might not want to listen to them eat. People who chew loudly DO have that understanding, they have both hands and cheeks that allow them to hold food easily and eat quietly, and they still choose to subject everyone around them to their sloppy noisy chewing
InfocalypseRising
Because you don't expect a dog to have table manners
CaptainWeirdoMcBeardo
Because dogs are endearing, and humans are annoying?
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aDc3aXZ0N29nNGw0aDM4d2tlMndvY2x2dmJra3NjeW9xeTYwZm9uMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX/200w.webp
Sticklebrickk
Because you can tell a person to stop chewing loudly, but not a dog