PickledPandaYUM
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After seeing Rampage the results are in.. Gorilla wins.
Apr 14, 2018 11:25 PM
PickledPandaYUM
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After seeing Rampage the results are in.. Gorilla wins.
ThePickliestRick
I feel like the bear would win. Yes, a gorilla has more power. But 1000lbs of force focused on 5 long sharp claws will deal way more damage.
5knotcans
Are both driving the same cars?
RoyDMercer
It depends on who can execute the piledriver first.
ostater
Wasn’t there a show a while back on the Discovery Channel that pitted two vicious animals against each other hypothetically based on stats?
Smashallsmurfs
I think we need an Epic Rap Battle to decide
Huntress54
Why can’t they just be friends?
iAppdata
Stick. Stick always wins.
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
What about manbearpig?
SomebodyNameSaysICanEditMyUsernameSoITriedItAndItWorked
We never talk about it ever.
Cousinkyle
Are you cereal? Like super cereal?
DamageAndJoy
ieatkittensforfun
Were the dominant species on this planet and it's time this gets settled. Someone tweet Putin to set this up. I'd fly over to see it.
OctaviusClausewitz
the audience, that's the winner.
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
Silverbacks are 30% anger and 70% muscle. Alot of a bears weight and size is fat since they hibernate. Bear would be ripped in half
drpetervenkman
Bear is a natural omnivore, Gorillas are frugivores
LasciviousHedgehog
My money is on the bear
meadmaker
A pissed of silver back can rip a limb off.
CallMeSleeper
What and where are these numbers generated from?
RebelDreamer
I'm going with George. That strength.....
n3ckr0mantic
Apex predator vs Herbivore with Omnivore tendancies
Stoneagedudeman
this is a fight of mass. the bear wins every time
Armistice023
Yah, but a wookie would rip arms out of their sockets
TheScottishRonSwanson
I vote me
DeepFriedAndSanctified
After seeing the Revenant, I'm going to have to respectfully disagree.
pepe2024
Aw shit race war it’s on
PickledPandaYUM
Raceeeee warrrrrrr
pepe2024
Whites win. Whites win again!
gabecruz76
how do you get that number for strength? is it how much they can lift or something
FromTheShadow
What is "strength"?
PickledPandaYUM
I’ve always wondered that
IHuggedaCorgiToday
strength give base attack points, health and also allow you to wear heavier armors
nombre11
What is love?
DualSupernova
Baby don’t hurt me
buttchugga
I think the bear wins for a few reasons. Bears have claws and teeth and are a predatory animal designed to run down and maul animals.
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
Bears aæeat whatever the fuck they find. They dont really hunt a whole lot.
buttchugga
Yet they are completely capable of both chasing down and killing moose, musk ox, etc., whatever they want.
Taishosama
moose has no natural predator, moose is lord of the forest there friend, for sure.
Taishosama
you have never seen how brutal gorilla's can get when pissed off, they are a force to be reckoned with.
buttchugga
The same goes with bears. I've seen bears fight in person, they're terrifying.
BarfTittiesGalore
Ever see a shaved bear? Now, that's terrifying.
thelightwithinallofus
SomebodyNameSaysICanEditMyUsernameSoITriedItAndItWorked
You have.. like source?
BarfTittiesGalore
Google "shaved bear" it'll be first.
buttchugga
Now if a bear looked like that all the time I bet people would assume the bear would kill a gorilla no problem.
AOCsUnshavenChode
don't feed the yao guai
Nietsallinav
My money is on the bears claws. The bear is fat as fuck, it can take a bite.
themobileappisbroken
The silverback could rip one of the Bears arms off and beat it to death with it
Nietsallinav
Yeah that works when talking about a human, but a bear is a lot more sturdy and able to fight to prevent that. That arm wont just pop off.
SWReefer
To RIP an appendage off is damn near impossible unless you have some crazy leverage. You gotta RIP bone, cartilage, muscle ligaments tendons
SWReefer
Gorilla won't have that kind of leverage. Bears also have ridiculously think skin and a nice layer of fat to cushion blows and bites. Bears
SWReefer
Also have huge paws, crazy dexterity and reaction time, and 5 4-5" blades at the end of each paw.