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FP Edit: Holy crap! I didn't think this of all things would get to the front page. You guys have always made me laugh and smile. Glad I was able to return the favour. Send me boobies (if you want) or funny texts from your parents. I'm happy either way :) 2nd FP Edit: If you guys want, you can text your dads, husband/wives, girlfriends/boyfriends the same thing and send me their responses, I'd love to make comparative posts.
maggooo
Who is the monster that has 162 unopened texts?
FuckYouImSokka
As someone who lost their mum, I loved this but I do miss mine. To all who read this, hug their mum for me. X
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
On a related note: does anyone else have their parents' phone no. entered not as 'Mom' or 'Dad' but their names?
steponabich
My dad's name in my phone is Pops, but i call him by his first name in real life if the situation calls for it
DoctorFromTheDarkestAlley
lol eat shit
Vatatheo
Damn, some of these moms are fucking Savage
turbochop3300
http://imgur.com/L9pFThv
chrishallett83
WHO THE FUCK TELLS THEIR MOTHER TO 'EAT SHIT'? BOY, I WILL SEPARATE YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR NECK!
shootsewvintage
My mom would drive the 200 miles to come whoop my ass then start crying and make me feel guilty for a thousand years.
hakunathefucknot
Hahahaha sounds like most of our moms
bopwhenitstopped
Thank heavens for moms like ours. But afterward she'd call me a cocksucker. It's her favorite word.
Terx
Mother of year
bab51
I think the question here is why someone would have 162 unread messages
Attaroo
Can you abort at 224 months? LOL.
andthenitfinallyhappenedtobetrue
There was no eclipse in UK. Could be legit if kid is in US ans mom is in UK
Justanotheraveragejoe
18 seems like a good time to let em go.
KnifeKnut
Well, we have not perfected axlotl tanks yet, so no.
MassiveClusterFuck
It's never too late for an abortion
hakunathefucknot
That one literally made me laugh out loud :)
ReverendJ
75th trimester abortion.
daaaBlues
Does everyone else txt their mom around 6pm?
Aytherestherub
Savage af.
marleystyle
even worse iDid the math... lmaoOo
CmfMttnPpl
"Lmao eat shit"
TheBlackBolt
MegaDeuce
And all the links were clicked :D
SheDevilinaSnuggie
UNWIND! Thanks Neal Shusterman.
wergerberger
Yeah, the jury is still out on whether a 224 month-old is considered a human being or not.
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afartnSpartan
"Are you a morning person or a night person?"
imAUser
K
lurkerdeluxe
Everyone doing this apparently has an iPhone
Fellinthepit
Cause it's just teenagers texting each other
teardropivyyearofthetiger
As a mother. Jumper cables.
allan18515
My mother would make me need the hospital if i pulled this shit
hakunathefucknot
Hahahaha sounds like my mom
TrustMeImABassist
#5 is brutal
hakunathefucknot
Couldn't agree more...
TrustMeImABassist
Not with that attitude.
Airra
Those links were opened, too.
fnhngest
its probably worse knowing their kids follow the Meninist twitter account
hakunathefucknot
Hell of a username lol
fnhngest
it looks like very pissed off button mashing doesn't it lol.
SexualConsent
Isn't meninism just like feminism but more focused of men's issues?
fnhngest
that's a very fair assumption going on the name, but in reality it's just a bunch of whiny brats bitching about feminism
ToxicPsychotic
There might be some people who identify as meninist that are like that, but that twitter account specifically is not.
fnhngest
r/menslib on reddit is actual discussion on men's issues. its a great place, 100% recommend it
lazysombrero
Dad: hmm strange, book an appointment for me too. Let's check it out together.
PrisonDonkey
"Just to confirm, you ARE DNR, right?"
hakunathefucknot
That is hilarious!!!! Now I wanna try this on my dad...
heyitssnowing
My mom would ruin this because she would call back instead of texting
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Mine, too, especially because I'm sitting here waiting to get drowned by Harvey.
SidneyHarbor
Confirmed, am a parent, would mash the "call" icon the moment I saw the text. My kid's already had surgery, it's no joke for our family.
ohnocatnado
My mom never checks her phone, so I would get a frantic call several hours later.
Brightandshiny
My mom would too
christibby
My thoughts immediately lol. I'm bummed I can't try it.
BiggieSmallsIsTheIllest
U shouldn't be bummed. It means your mom cares enough to call u to get the info quicker
TheBlackBolt
This...
Beertzby
Can confirm.
rubyrubay
I thought about trying this until I realized that mine would too.
galdr
Mine too.
NeatGif
Mine did, no funny for me :( but at least I know my mom loves me
hakunathefucknot
Hahahaha my mom doesn't have a cell so I can't even try the joke on her
coolmcdude
same
12yearsinazkaban
My mom would think it's nothing serious since I texted instead of calling... So she'd prolly just text back assuming I can't take a call.
MrTacoPower
I would hope most mothers would call
jackmiton
It's 2017, it's time people learned to God damn reply to texts with texts. If I wanted to call, I'd have called.
StopStaringAtMyUserNameItsVeryShy
To be fair, when you're on your way to the hospital you might not be able to take a call
destinoz
Because texting and driving is safer?
StopStaringAtMyUserNameItsVeryShy
I meant like in an ambulance
hiroshimaFried
Hello Going to the hospital, I'm dad?
hakunathefucknot
Hahahaha that's hilarious
xcrit
I texted my mom. The reply I got was "new fone who dis?" Then I remembered she died in Feb. So I'm gonna go get drunk.
annonymouse211
They should definitely do this with dads next omg
DragonPirates
It's not like these are real >.>
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
"Crazy glue them open. There is some in the garage, second shelf left side."
Alphonsevaher
Only a problem for people who have already done it to their moms and they know what's up
flickindabean
If only this was real!
hakunathefucknot
Oh that would be awesome!
reider10
then blacks wouldn't be able to participate you racist asshole.
buzzl1ght
He's just gone to the shops, he'll be back any minute
SexualConsent
This came out of nowhere, lol
metzershmit
Lmao eat shit. What a guy XD
whatevermanishowedup
My mom would be the one that said k.
DrAMcC
Mine wouldnt get the joke and would already be on her way to the hospital....
BarryAllensSole
I would have 20 missed calls before a single text
MicahL
"mom I'm going to the hospital!" ......... "Mom?" ......... "Are you there mom?" -Batmant
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
My mom wouldn't say anything.
hakunathefucknot
That sucks! Sry to hear that. I hope you find somebody one day that will. Smile! It looks gd on you :)
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
She's dead not abusive.
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
But thank you!
RulesOfImgur
Wouldn't or couldn't?
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Couldn't; Unless some necromancer raises her.
RulesOfImgur
*hug*
Megalowhale
A very important distinction
RulesOfImgur
one is refusing to, the other is not being able to.
hakunathefucknot
Maybe she already knows what you're gonna say...
Onekindofpisslord
Look at these motherfuckers, letting their parents know in reality you're a good-for-nothing, meme-farming shitposter.
mialynneb
Yeah - my mom knows I'm always up to bullshit.
Santorrr
Mom knows her memes and is one step ahead.
ThatGuyWhoRepliedToYourComment
OP over here with the optimism, what are you doing on the internet lmao.
hakunathefucknot
Haha there's so much negative in the work. It always helps to look on the bright side :)
ThatGuyWhoRepliedToYourComment
Feels bad man
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
I thought your name was: The guy whore plies to comments
hakunathefucknot
*world
gheg
K
hakunathefucknot
That one just sucked! What kind of a mom would reply with literally one single alphabet, not even a word...
Raltsun
The same as the kind that would punish or threaten to hurt their child for this?
WhatTheDormouseSaid
One. Single. Alphabet.
SexualConsent
I feel like he's probably pulled these kinds of shenanigans before and she sees right through it
Thememecollectur
Umm but I mean can you abort at 224 months?
Chainhealer
Yes. It's called murder.
hakunathefucknot
I say you text your mom and find out lol... All in gd fun :)
sashadqaf
I tried
Tinkrr
You're either really hot, or a fatty fiestypixie.
mandymuch
Fiestypixie ??????????????
ElectricEggnog
I'd have to guess it's her texting signature
SouryD
Stripper name.
shuttlecockinakumquat
Every time their mom types, she can't spell.
crispygrapes
Ewwww cringe
sashadqaf
Lmao you guys remember the signature thing back in the days while texting ? Well she's still in those days in her mind ...
EffHerRightInThePussy
Hey mom... eat shit!!!
GothRainbowPotato
https://img.gifmagazine.net/gifmagazine/images/967528/original.gif?1477425040
AlbaneinCowboy
My mom would reach through the phone and kill me is I ever said that to her.
Bruhbeans
Mine would probably say it back and laugh because we have a loving & understanding relationship so that we know we're joking
hakunathefucknot
Right there with you buddy hahahaha
circlebreaker
*supersonic pimp slap*
cuddlyminion
https://imgur.com/9UwRCRv guess my mom cares too much ♀️
FunnyUsernameAboutNoUsernamesLeftToChoose
lol
Tinkrr
I think she honestly thinks you're handicapped if she's trying to explain it to you...
cuddlyminion
Then she calls and asks...I don't understand, are you messing w/ me? So I linked her this and she laughed her ass off
CaptainTypo
Who the hell tells their mom to "eat shit"
MrBfromRapture
It's usually way worse for me, if I ever even talk to her
Tamaril
I just got finished reading a group convo i was put in between my bro and our mom from earlier in the year. This is practically overflowing
Tamaril
with love and respected compared to that conversation
MrBfromRapture
I know what you mean
olivesalt
Right?!?! Eat a bag of dicks is much more polite.
CowEater
Not sure, funny as fuck though.
rapid99apb
I feel sorry for some of the people getting outraged by this. You know, you can absolutely respect and appreciate family without kissing ass
rapid99apb
Like my dad ended a statement last night with "eat a dick." And I subsequently told him to get fucked. No animosity. No disrespect. Banter.
Cresset
Italians. Their mom would probably say it first though
TyDugganWrites
/a/fWI1A
DrunkKingOfImgur
No one from the ghetto who's still alive...
chawx
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c4/c7/a8/c4c7a8112538323ae0990c32a89b599a.gif
GothRainbowPotato
MRW I read that
newsguycraigevans
My older brother. RIP.
DefinitelyNotTippster
Assholes.
Andolomar
Scots might.
sithsteen
I mean, we've all THOUGHT it, but just never said it.
DefinitelyNotTippster
Downvote me all you want but IMHO anyone who tells their mom to "eat shit" is an Asshole.
TNBC42
I have a friend from Boston area, this is how her and her parents talk to each other.
Cal1te
Makes me want to look up how many text exchanges with my folks have ended with one of us typing "Fucks sake!"... its a lot.
theREALBayHarborButcher
LogicalCore
Eat shit
KomodoKill
I'd had a good ration of chancla if I'd say her that
Tamaril
I would but I also wouldnt be talking to her to begin with though
OctaviousBlack
SOMEONE LOOKING FOR AN ASS WHOOPIN
Softcreamybeige
Lol my relationship with my mom is like this. We've DD'ed for each other
Caniac
Dick Dastardly'ed? http://www.dan-dare.org/Dan%20FRD/MeanMachineAni.gif
ProPuke
deep-dicked?
Softcreamybeige
Freud? Is that you?
SpidersInAHumanSuit
Double Dildoed?
Softcreamybeige
Nailed it
Synai
Dungeons and dragonsed?
Softcreamybeige
Nah, but one of my friend's mom has played in a few one-shots with my group lol.
Softcreamybeige
For all you beautiful high functioning alcoholics, "DD" means designated driver. Try it some time
TheTreesAreTalking
I'm at the age where my mom and I are really close friends. All we do is burn each other, shes the best.
tugboatcaptain
#momsasavage
Imgurislongerfunny
This. Me and my mom have had a relationship like this since I was 16.
CaveCanem
Same! I call mine a bitch all the time :D
AboHajer
Wtf!! Be respectful
CaveCanem
I respect my mother enough to not be fake around her. We feel free enough to call each other bitches & make fun of and laugh at each other
hakunathefucknot
Sounds like an awesome relationship. Gd on you guys :)
Crustypeanut
Thats where I am. We're always talking shit to each other. Good stuff. Too bad my dad is an idiot and I can't do that with him
DuckPlanetKing
These aren't real. Just a couple of teenagers txtn each other pretending it's their mom.
PinguDolmer
What?!!!? Why?!!
Cortezdelanoche
I always assume these are fake until they can be proven real. That's the law of the internet
KeepTheEarthBelowMyFeet
I actually know some people who talk and joke with their moms like that. Idk
Sophie1998
All these upvoted comments gobbling this fake shit up makes me irrationally mad. I don't want to be mad, but I am...
fedoraeuphoria
Yeah, and if you point this out someone always says "wow I bet you're fun at parties"
Kiesp
I'm a simple man. I laugh I upvote ^^
calldrdaley
Psst.... Let people enjoy things.....
Islandace
Figured you might want this
hakunathefucknot
Meh! Even if they are teenagers they're just for laughs... So much negative in the world, any excuse to smile is a gd excuse :)
whyareyoubooingmeimright
no, people are stupid enough already
Bliffity
No, we must be as boring and gray as possible.
DuckPlanetKing
I'm not even mad. I just think these "texts screenshots" are always fake and people who believe them are stupid.
whyareyoubooingmeimright
aww man, wish I could upwote you more than once
JerryWhinefeld
Doesn't have to be real to still be entertaining.
RedCharlie
I always assume everything is fake and just point whoring. Doesn't stop me from enjoying it though
MariachiHorse
Right? Obviously most stuff on the internet is gonna be fake. Take the time to enjoy it, not hate it. Life is too short for hate
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BozoThePie
I would if the audience were to start disputing them seriously and acting as if they were real.
koontruffle
This is such a good analogy
DuckPlanetKing
If they are as repetitive as these "screenshots" I would.
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whyareyoubooingmeimright
People believing stupid fake shit has done some damage to the World recently, don't you think?
DuckPlanetKing
Exactly