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https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/prvZwDdWJm
Oct 19, 2024 2:54 AM
sirbinlid
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1949
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https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/prvZwDdWJm
eigeress
Looks like both having fun, the boy looks gentle with him. Beauty of a caprine.
HeywouldJablowme
I love that you can tell the goat is definitely taking it easy on him. Full wind up and then just a kiss.
Bubblewrapiscool
This kills the helmet
LitchLitch
Boy needs some spikes
DrDeadReckoningExtraordinaire
The nads on that little man
FlipTheBirdBeforeTheBirdFlipsYou
Didja see the goat?
TsubakiTragic
Are not such battles over mating rights?
Babomonkey
That was the post that got deleted.
ApothecaryGrant
Gotta spend some time with the goat if thou wouldst like to live deliciously.
iamthecomet
IamfunatpartiesIknow
Reason number 582 why men have lower life expectancy than women
GiZZiLLa
suckstoyourauntie
Sports!
Twinklepot
Rameses and his good friend
slothlikemammal
That boy ain't right.
CallMeBanana
Why? The goat would do that even to a wall if it’s alone, in sadness! The goat is not charging and definitely not putting an ounce of strength in the neck, she’s playing :) source: my grandfather had a lot of animals, you’ll learn to read them a little if you care
mirrorada
Tail wiggle is also a good indicator this happy/playing. Goats will wiggle their nubbie little tails in excitement.
TattoosAndTENS
"Why do women live longer than men"
codenametrixie
Your neck isn't made for that. His is.
spittytrinkles
This Election is just getting silly now.
charondaboatman
Happy boy. Both of them. +1
iseecacogens
That is a fucking _glorious_ beard on the goat.
ImGettinSatisfied
It looks like a lion mane!
Fenwaywookie
How did you get CTE?
snicksnicks
The goat wags his tail after, he definitely seems to like this.
SirSmurfalot
That Boy ain't right.
howdoyouturnthisonagain
This is what "boys will be boys" means.
Antalis
My mom had a goat for a while. I would do similar but just with a fist. Goat seemed to love it. Ran up to me every time I came over.
LordBrandonTheBold
Stanky old goat.
GiZZiLLa
HereticNoNumber
Is this the "turn the other cheek" that some people are preaching for?
nlmaya
These two speak a completely different language
MarsIsAfire
why butt shaped if not butt?
originalhuman
“You are one weird doggo but we can still be friends”
cyanideremark
Wonder if those helmets are rated for that sort of thing
ExitRude2
The helmet is just there to protect the goat from the concrete dome on this lad
flacoloco
think about the college money his parents saved
TheWonderfulWizardOfOs
I hope it trains the goat to only play when the helmet comes on
ethajn
Unlikely. Goats are chaotic neutral at best. You can get to know them, but never quite trust them. If that kid is raised around goats, he hopefully knows to stay on his toes and watch his back.
CakeShapedPie
Bold of you to assume you can train a goat. There is a reason we based the image of Satan on them.
ThomasThundersword
my ma has a goat that’s pretty well trained not to mess with anyone carrying a length (abt half) of a red pool noodle. if he tries, he gets wacked on the horns by the noodle. the impact doesn’t really do much to him. but he HATES the sound, to the extent that brandishing the noodle will make him back off.
seckzie
He is not trained, he is born and built for bonking. Helmets or not, you can not stop the bonking.
LittleLumberjack
Ha! Train a goat.
Ivalicenyan
Goat too stupid to do anything human wants. Goat is just goat and will continue to goat.
MosquitoHawker
My neighbor had a goat that was mean af. Instead of butting you he would get in front and hook the horns into your thigh as hard as possible, with bruising and frequently bloodshed. I hated that fkn goat until I realized you could grab a horn a certain way and when he did his little dick move it would torsion him onto the ground on his side. After that we had an agreement.
Theory89
My friend had one that would do this. If they catch your wrist they can easily break it, happened to his mum.
DocWino
I used to get chased through a field by a farmers 3 or 4 dogs. They used to scare the shit out of me until I learned from a friend you had to hold your hand like a gun, point it at them and yell bang!!! They would scatter quickly from then on.
crateo
I come from a rural area with mean dogs. Not Hood Boyz at all. Serious dogs with a job to do. Same situation. They would chase you like wolves.
Solved by one kick in the face of the leader. Never again.
Some semi-wild adult dogs need a physical "education" before they do something too stupid.
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
He button hooked me
OliverKlozoff1269
Ooo the grass is soft!
schismatosis
That thing is pointy fellas!
dickritchie
A regular Staubach there!!
cavymeister
Nothing old man, just sitting on the pickup truck, tied to it, as usual.
OnlyByMoonlight
Now go on back to sleep old man. You've got a long day of drinking and beating the fuck outa me so get your rest.
Giant2179
I got no fucking dukes man!
1point21gigawattss
KareemAbdulJabroni
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
A regular Roger Staubach
sumthinsumthinsumthin
NGL ... that looks kinda fun.
regions200
Yeah until it gets serious and it would destroy your little helmet 🪖
McJersey
If I had a goat, I definitely would have tested my CCM the same way!
DancingPanther
A fellow hockey player
FireSolvesProblems
On the one hand that goat will always be ready to headbutt you. On the other, headbutting a goat, that's pretty cool.
Canadoug
NGL... that goat will fuck you up if it decides to.
ThisUsernameIsProbablyTakenButIDontKnow
I would do that honestly
SquirrelHaven
Looks like good football training!
svga
I bet it's mega fun for the goat too!
ClessAurion
I don't know anything about goats but... its wagging its tail lots lol
svga
well you KNOW they would be doing this with their brothers and sisters no doubt
ClessAurion
Brothers definitely!... but... sisters too...?
Shovi
Yea, but they aren't dogs, wagging tails mean different things to different animals. If you see a cat wiggling its tail crazy then you are in trouble, for example. Having said that, i still want to think the goat was having fun.
CeoHuntingSeason
Google says they wag their tails due happiness or arousal, and for everyone's mental health let's just rule out the later
ClessAurion
Exactly, that's why I said I don't know about goats hahah
CeoHuntingSeason
Google says they wag their tails due happiness or arousal, and for everyone's mental health let's just rule out the later lol
datphone777365
That helmet aint doin shit for spine compression.
fitgirl1
Spine compression is not a bad thing. Squats compress the spine too. And guess what the bones, and ligaments and muscles all around it fet stronger as a result. And the joint and disc gets lubricated when the load is removed through immibition.
CeoHuntingSeason
No but his youngness do, kids that age are made of rubber
Enoan
With my goats I found it better to use a gloved hand, use your elbows to absorb the blow, and get a specific glove to use for it so they know if it's playtime.
volch1tsa
Or concussions. It mitigates, doesn't eliminate.
NuclearGradeIrony
Good thing the activity pictured above doesn't cause that any more than standing upright.
ciaron
Manufacturers all say they should be replaced after even a minor collision (they're designed that compression spreads equally throughout the helmet and a weakness at any point destroys their ability to do that - it crumples at weak spot). So integrity of helmet is gone long ago id say.
LittleRobot71
For liability and greed reasons they say to replace it after dropping it or any impact. Helmets are build with a hard outer shell to spread out impacts. Polycarbonate, fibreglass and carbon fibre in order from heaviest to lightest to reach the needed strength. And a hard foam (typically EPS) to absorb the impact energy. A cracked outer shell is of course automatically garbage, it's possible to damage thin carbon in a way you can't see, but it's unlikely. But I only recommend carbon for racing.
LittleRobot71
With a hard impact the inner EPS foam can be compressed, reducing the amount of energy it can absorb next time. But it takes a hard impact to do it. Dropping your bike at 10kph or dropping your helmet three feet isn't going to do it. But of course only you can decide how much your safety is worth. I just spent $600 on a brand new ECE helmet. But if I where to drop it tomorrow, I'd spend the $600 on an airbag backpack long before replacing the helmet.
vegivamp
They're not exactly being rough, just playing a little.
Yotarian
Kids being kids.
vegivamp
@ExtraUpvote , I request your services.
comeonjointhejoyride
Yeah if I were there it would get brutal no more mister nice goat
jimmythehat1
All it takes is one wrong shot for that load to go in the wrong direction and fuck up the cervical spine for life.
comeonjointhejoyride
Yeah he would have to watch out if I was there
vegivamp
Yeah yeah, alright. Off to bed with you, Roxette.