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Jan 20, 2025 3:40 AM
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TheMershedPerderder
#1 and #6 - I didn't expect to called out so early on a Monday. No mercy.
Archaon6044
#2
what does this mean?
TheMightyMollusk
#2 My therapist advised me to buy a giant plush Fuecoco on clearance? (Especially strange since I don't have a therapist, but maybe it's just a brain goblin trying their best to help?)
ExTechOp
#19 I believe this is the original Sarah Anderson version.
followmeiknowtheway
AyatollahBahloni
#5 Having both ADHD and hearing aids...
happenedtomeonce
#10 This is not three men
Afewflowers
*Legolas backfliping through the scene* I am no man *arrow through the eye*
ThomasThundersword
#2 ummm that would be a picture of a very attractive lady wearing substantially less clothing than decorum would usually call for. and before anyone asks, For the curious, /s/tob7txqs7m would be the extension to add to the end of the /r/mila_azul subreddit link. NSFW obviously.
Derfboy
#27 "Ok, geez, don't have to yell...coulda just said you were mad buuuut...ok" -Them, walking away, probably
stupidlystupendous
#2
InterTakerWeb
#2 My therapist's advice is my wife's nudes? Nice!
pinkhelga
#2
ShamRockShake94
Into the weird ones, my brother finds it odd that i adore aurora and the the singer for wild ones. Keep being weird, some of us like this.
Lontri
#53 Yeah. I was told to apologize to a guy because I told everybody that he was sexually harassing all the women and he was saying that I was ruining his reputation. I said no, I'm not, you ruined your reputation by harassing women ffs.
Derfboy
#17 Encrypt the email and buy or create a set of NFC rings in each size. Place the email in your ring while the decryption key is in your SO's ring. Make them light up when they are close enough to decrypt the email on your ring. There's a ton left out for brevity - you get the idea. ;) It can be done w/o encryption but I think that makes it unique. (Backups!)
Set it up with a strobe light, have freaky EDM sex or whatever...I don't understand that part. I just kinda know (?) the romantic stuff.
Derfboy
*Contingent on the SO not actually being turned into an email.*
AtsaMattaForMe
IgnisAurumProbat
#21 Good to know I'm not the only weirdo that does the head shake.
Derfboy
We're all an Etch A Sketch if you shake hard enough.
halkeye
i can't count, but its better to say "no but don't want to talk about it" rather than say "yes" if someone asks if you are okay. Lying just makes things worse and leads to misunderstanding. (i'm okay to be disagreed with, but its my experience with all the burnt bridges)
Afewflowers
#2
MGellyGelly
#10 Luigi, Keanu Reeves and Weird Al.
IndigoThursday
Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Daniel Radcliffe, Terry Pratchett, David Attenborough
MGellyGelly
If we are allowed to include people no longer with us, then I will happily include Bob Ross, Mr Rogers and Steve Irwin. ^^ Mr Rogers was my first choice, to be honest, haha.
proxy5000
#2
waitwtf
Think this every day
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
the movie reference for #26 is " BladeRunner 2045 " , but what's the anime reference ?
PixelSprite64
bocchi the rock
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
TY !
redsmerf
#30 Hey OP!
thesunisgettingreallow
#16 Last time I got vaxxed my doc was lamenting that kids haven't wanted her stickers lately and showed me these cute little turtle ones. I asked for one and she was so excited to give it to me.
elisarie
I taught microbiology lab to pre-med students and I put scratch and sniff stickers on the quizzes with 100. Everyone loved them! They would try to argue out of o e I correct answer so they could get a sticker. It was cute. I gave everyone a sticker on the last day of class just for making it through and so everyone could enjoy the awesomeness of the scratch and sniff sticker!
redsmerf
Pace171921
My nurse gave me a kitten sticker after I got my flu amd covid shot at the same time. They said I was a good patient. Never been happier ☺️
yaddiex3
I'm pretty sure that anyone can get a sticker if they ask nicely.
Bombe
I got two shots today and complained that I — again! — didn’t get a dino bandaid!
321plum
das nice. (No /s)
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Dude, I go to an adult french class, and you have no idea how happy it makes adults to get a cute sticker that they can put on their notebooks. It lights up everyone in the room.
EverNotRelevant
#2 pretty sure a therapist wouldn't advise me to suck dragon dick, but it's not like I needed the push
NotACanadian
My therapist is...enigmatic
redsmerf
...would they advise against it, though?
EverNotRelevant
Listen, I'm not about that negativity
eathotdog
#2
redsmerf
#45 Needs a gorilla at the top throwing barrels at a plumber
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
Source for #15 ? i can't make out the sig even when zooming in
PixelSprite64
Beebeedibapbeediboop on Tumblr
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
Thank you
ezigyvan
I did a reverse image search and found it on pinterest. the author is tumblr.com/beebeedibapbeediboop, comments also suggested a similar comic: "Realta" on webtoon
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
TY!
elevengoldfish
#2
mvuptmor992
I feel called out.
slinkiisu
WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS
Rubyrose99
lcplspanky
Literally downloaded this from the post before this, IDK how it helps
Nofoxlefttogive
I need to print this on an apology card and mail it to some neighbors. I thought that window was closed, oops.
KoomValley
TellusEidolon
OmnibusLatinName
Ohyesdoctorwho.meme
gHoStBuStEr3456
JapaneseGeneticists
Not quite the last photo, but this was the part I wanted from it.
Lavawight
Healing Life Through Camping in Another World?
JapaneseGeneticists
Yes
Agentoatmeal
grandtheftjimbo
stouffer
elevengoldfish
This is amaz8ng
stouffer
While I'm inclined to agree, I'm still thinking of changing therapists :/
redsmerf
#23 I have no rizz AND no fear of abandonment!
You first have to be picked to be abandoned, and nobody is picking me
Primotimewaster
3Davideo
You can be abandoned without being picked when parenthood is involved
Solkanarmy
I don't even know what rizz izz
Towerizer
It's charisma.
Solkanarmy
ahhh, I see, TIL
redsmerf
Blame the kids
WanderinBard
I was picked once. It was lovely. Later, I came close to winning therapy when I excitedly explained that I was proud of myself for battling my ruminating thoughts of "Nobody will ever love me" to "Nobody will ever love me again".
I thought it was a great improvement to force myself to acknowledge that I was worthy of love at least once. My therapist didn't seem as enthusiastic as me, and suggested we workshop the new interrupting thought pattern. Lol
justapigeonipromise
Honestly, good on you. Progress!!!
UnidentifiedWan
That reminds me of when I told my therapist that what keeps the suicidal thoughts at bay, is my understanding that it is unfair to the people around me for me to take "the easy way out" apparently that wasn't a productive strategy
Larktonguesinadicecup
That's a pretty good reason. You know what, if every single person that matters to you in your life dies, and all things that give you pleasure are destroyed, you have my permission to go ahead. It's not really that bad an idea at that point
redsmerf
"If depression wants me dead, it can try and kill me itself. I'm not doing it any favors"
Imapancakenom
Better than nothing though, right? What did you therapist suggest as a better alternative?
NotACanadian
I mean...it's A reason. Kinda distrustful of people who say I shouldn't base my life choices on compassion
WanderinBard
VERY early in my therapy life (I have a grown a lot over the years), I told my therapist that the main thing that stopped me from suicide was knowing that continuing to live, and subsequently suffer, was penance for all of my mistakes and failures.
I couldn't allow myself to die until I had done enough good to make up for what I saw as all the hurt I had caused in my life. Eventually, she made me see that I had no real way of measuring that, so it wasn't a useful goal. So I "upgraded" to not
WanderinBard
doing it because I didn't want to cause more pain for the people that I loved. Very slowly, we improved that internal thought process too, but if I'm being honest both still swim around the back of my mind from time to time. I have to go through the entire thought process again, reliving years of therapy in moments to help get myself right.
But all of that is just to say that ANY reason is good enough. If you work at it, you can find better reasons, but in the moment any reason is enough.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Let me give you a better reason. Suicide is useless. It does not perform the function expected of it, which is relief. You need to be conscious to experience relief, which means you need to be alive. The absence of experience, death, is not relief from pain anymore or less than it is pain. It is not rest any more than it is being weary. Your brain is completing your experience of relief and rest with something it does not understand.
grandtheftjimbo
Thank you for this. It is very relevant to me at the moment.