Time capsule from 1777 discovered in Jesus statue

Dec 2, 2017 1:40 AM

DivaluTK11

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During the restoration of a Spanish church, a memorial from 1777 was discovered in the statue of Jesus. The historical document was hidden in a small column of the wooden Jesus statue. It is about the economic and social life of the time, about local customs, celebrities and games.
In the pictures you can see two well-preserved leaves, which are written in beautiful, calligraphic script. The document is signed by the priest Joaquin Minguez from the Burgo de Osma Cathedral. The original was put into the archive, a copy remained in the statue for the next generations.

I feel like they should have kept a copy and put the original back, how is that not like going into a cave and breaking a stalagmite off?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Is there a transcript available?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I thought it was bread at first...

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Hah! I thought some cheese or cake

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wooden Jesus where are you from? Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan? I didn't know it was the holy land

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow! That's going to provide a lot of insight into day-to-day life of that era. Amazing find!

8 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 3

The entire thing is just a lady shit talking her husband's mom

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I can’t wait to know more about the celebrities of the time... an ancient tabloid.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

“Senior Keanu Reeves is an excellent actor and a good person too. There is a running joke that he never ages. How silly.” That priest ~1777.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Those documents are probably now on a very short list of valuable things removed from someone's butt

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Haha in the butt....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be locked up and concealed forever by the church

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NO BODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH CHURCH RESTORATION!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why we should smash more anchient statues. They are just like huge kinder eggs!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps Jesus unionized workers against the Jewish bankers and businessmen. Like an ancient Jimmy hoffa.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

This is why I back up all my data in a Jesus.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did they open his ass to find this?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Treasure hunt

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was stuffed in his ass, dont lie to me "hidden in a small column"

8 years ago | Likes 376 Dislikes 6

Similar “column” discovery at the Vatican

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was a typo. They mean "hidden in the small colon"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is why I stay.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Butt of Christ

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now we can go and get Saddams gold!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

weeeee three kings, be stealin' the gold

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No joke. It really was! Underneath a small piece of cloth that covers his rear end according to ifls.com

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe it was in his penis and they just reached in through his ass? Small column confirmed.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Jesus angrily insists it's a medium column at worst, and it's really cold in that cathedral.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Person that found it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Parson

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hahahahaha, they hid it in the ass!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uncharted "search for the holy grail"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neat.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Next time someone asks you what would Jesus do, one of the options is now "hide stuff in his ass".

8 years ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 20

But what would Brian Boitano do?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can say he's got some junk in his trunk

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They always say "Jesus saves" well now we see how...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't that regular thing at the border, Jesus comes stuff up in his ass, so we can snort it in our noses.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now say this about Mahomed.

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waaaaaaayyyy up your butt Morty! Waaaaaaaaayyy up inside there!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gotta shove 'em waaaay up there Morty!

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