It's my cake day! Have a D&D-related dump

Jul 2, 2018 6:36 PM

whitefoxkei

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Classic VG Cats

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Lengthy, but worth a read if you've got the time. Just make sure you read it in the accent.

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It's "Donald Flumpf"

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#50 puts both Asses in Assassin! Damn!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*rolls* @op gets a +1 on this post

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Been DMing (with some playing) since the 90’s. All of these were true then and are still true.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 Fun factoid: the guy with the Ring Of Optimism is named 'Umbra Wynterdarque'.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 seems petty and vindictive. I get having things happen in the background, but finishing a campaign like that is a bit of a dick move.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

yeah at least give them the chance to try and fight. go out like 300.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give Oglaf some credit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 is actually how I like DnD campaigns to go. Events in the world are happening with or without the players.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure that's what's happening in the campaign I'm playing in right now. Cult is summoning a demon and we're off shopping

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Number 36 would definitely warrant more than an "oh no!" In my book

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#36

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#23 needs to be done as a proper webseries.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#56 is a Golden Girls quote

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the record, with skill checks a 20 isn't a crit/automatic success and hostile mobs get huge bonuses against diplomacy/seduction ect...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you dont crit on skill checks you dont crit on skill checks you dont crit on skill checks you dont crit on skill checks you dont crit on ski

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#21 holy fuck, that sounds amazing

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This looks like fun to read on my phone.. oh wait, greentext....

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

the gist is someone decides drow should sound Eastern European. Everyone makes drow jokes in Eastern Eurpoean accent.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Oh I read it with much determination. It is hilarious

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

omg that baby lol

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

All these D&D post make me wish I knew people that were into it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you can play it online! Roll20.com

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#21 and #45 have always been two of my favorite D&D stories

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just played my first session of D&D. It took us 1 and a half hours of combat to kill a single spider but it was fun as hell.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

D&D: where at 3-hour walk takes 5 minutes, and a 5-minute combat takes 3 hours

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it will eventually get way faster as people get used to it. then slower when the level 13 druid realizes he can summon 24 small raptors.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

then faster again because he never wants to do that for combat again.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the Dungeon, my friend!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

We've got fun and games.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can play anything you want.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But not the same class as me

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To the dungeon...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#45 is really heavy.

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

Been working on a D&D campaign that is an open world with various factions locked in a cold war, one of the main themes is that no side is >

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Sounds like the Empire in Overlord, only worse off.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh cool! I had a similar fantasy cold war idea, but the campaign wakes up after having their memories erased, not knowing who they are.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

100% good or evil. One of those factions is a kingdom on the brink of collapse, holding itself together by using undead as soldiers and >

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

for manual labor. All the other factions brand them as dangerous and evil, but in reality they're doing whatever they can to protect the >

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

citizens and to minimize living casualties. Within the kingdom are extremists who follow the sun god, who go about destroying the undead >

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

and sabotaging the necromancy efforts. At the point the campaign takes place, there's legitimate concern that the damage may become >

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What is BBEG?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Final Boss

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big Bad Evil Guy, usually the main antagonist to a campaign.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Big Bad Evil Guy

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stands for "Big Bad Evil Guy", basically the primary antagonist of a story/game.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Big Bad Evil Guy. :)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Big Bad Evil Guy

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#42 is gold.

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@HeretiCorpHasAnDFAcannon

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Oh wauw, thanks dude! I appreciate it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 There's always that player who wants to grab the gem before you tell them it's surrounded by bones and corpses.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

The group I DM for knew the corpses were there and wished the cleric they’d just vaporized back anyways. He came back as a Death Knight.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's why you gotta word it the other way around. "The room is filled with corpses. in the center, a gem." Unless party killing is your jam

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Well, it *is* tomb of horrors...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and if you make it dark, and they roll low for perception, you can just say "you see something shiny, but the room smells bad"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i like that :o

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some of our group saw shiny in a garbage pit. Turns out the were some kind of tentacle monsters in there.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

were the walls moving?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 Seems to be DMing done fairly well, dont railroad, but keep consequences. Dont force undead army win though. Should become nation battle.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think it was justified. The player already screwed over all of the DM's planning and story making them have to come up with another.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats a GM vs Player mindset. Not conductive to everyone having an enjoyable time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Changes I can understand, this person didn't even TRY to follow. They just railroaded it to their own agenda and idea.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh boohoo. if you play once a week, it's not that hard to change details. hell I find it fun.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Details, yes. The entire plot making the DM change everything including maps, enemies, and focus? Bit of an asshole move.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just use the same dungeon maps you were already gonna use, and for the world map, just make a whole continent! I'm working on that now.

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