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Classic VG Cats
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Lengthy, but worth a read if you've got the time. Just make sure you read it in the accent.
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It's "Donald Flumpf"
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Ryanator50
#50 puts both Asses in Assassin! Damn!
PervertedWizard
*rolls* @op gets a +1 on this post
MelfsAcidArrow
Been DMing (with some playing) since the 90’s. All of these were true then and are still true.
fairybug
#6 Fun factoid: the guy with the Ring Of Optimism is named 'Umbra Wynterdarque'.
IncrediblyCleverUsername
#3 seems petty and vindictive. I get having things happen in the background, but finishing a campaign like that is a bit of a dick move.
Ryanator50
yeah at least give them the chance to try and fight. go out like 300.
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Give Oglaf some credit
JapAnus
#3 is actually how I like DnD campaigns to go. Events in the world are happening with or without the players.
Bendoger
I'm pretty sure that's what's happening in the campaign I'm playing in right now. Cult is summoning a demon and we're off shopping
Graybard
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buttjingle
Number 36 would definitely warrant more than an "oh no!" In my book
Naid1233
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realbrickwall
#23 needs to be done as a proper webseries.
Cassiraa
#56 is a Golden Girls quote
barnwolf
For the record, with skill checks a 20 isn't a crit/automatic success and hostile mobs get huge bonuses against diplomacy/seduction ect...
dmbelafan
you dont crit on skill checks you dont crit on skill checks you dont crit on skill checks you dont crit on skill checks you dont crit on ski
shinyRK9
#21 holy fuck, that sounds amazing
MelfsAcidArrow
This looks like fun to read on my phone.. oh wait, greentext....
whitefoxkei
the gist is someone decides drow should sound Eastern European. Everyone makes drow jokes in Eastern Eurpoean accent.
MelfsAcidArrow
Oh I read it with much determination. It is hilarious
whitefoxkei
omg that baby lol
Kilvari
All these D&D post make me wish I knew people that were into it.
Ryanator50
you can play it online! Roll20.com
MandaloreTheDefiler
#21 and #45 have always been two of my favorite D&D stories
Zarkai
I just played my first session of D&D. It took us 1 and a half hours of combat to kill a single spider but it was fun as hell.
NautiGal
D&D: where at 3-hour walk takes 5 minutes, and a 5-minute combat takes 3 hours
MoonyT
it will eventually get way faster as people get used to it. then slower when the level 13 druid realizes he can summon 24 small raptors.
MoonyT
then faster again because he never wants to do that for combat again.
whitefoxkei
Welcome to the Dungeon, my friend!
BlankMage
We've got fun and games.
EVERYTHINGFUCKINGZEUS
You can play anything you want.
Klagriph
But not the same class as me
asrai86
To the dungeon...
Ruhig
#45 is really heavy.
YourWaifuIsTrash
Been working on a D&D campaign that is an open world with various factions locked in a cold war, one of the main themes is that no side is >
HoneNathan
Sounds like the Empire in Overlord, only worse off.
Ryanator50
oh cool! I had a similar fantasy cold war idea, but the campaign wakes up after having their memories erased, not knowing who they are.
YourWaifuIsTrash
100% good or evil. One of those factions is a kingdom on the brink of collapse, holding itself together by using undead as soldiers and >
YourWaifuIsTrash
for manual labor. All the other factions brand them as dangerous and evil, but in reality they're doing whatever they can to protect the >
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citizens and to minimize living casualties. Within the kingdom are extremists who follow the sun god, who go about destroying the undead >
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and sabotaging the necromancy efforts. At the point the campaign takes place, there's legitimate concern that the damage may become >
OccamsToothbrush
What is BBEG?
Ryanator50
Final Boss
Arcanus01134
Big Bad Evil Guy, usually the main antagonist to a campaign.
MedusaPubes
Big Bad Evil Guy
YourWaifuIsTrash
Stands for "Big Bad Evil Guy", basically the primary antagonist of a story/game.
Talahar
Big Bad Evil Guy. :)
SergeantKeel
Big Bad Evil Guy
HeretiCorpHasAnDFAcannon
#42 is gold.
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zenoshogun
ArtMadeofYourComment
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HeretiCorpHasAnDFAcannon
Oh wauw, thanks dude! I appreciate it.
phoenixht1
#2 There's always that player who wants to grab the gem before you tell them it's surrounded by bones and corpses.
Argentfire
The group I DM for knew the corpses were there and wished the cleric they’d just vaporized back anyways. He came back as a Death Knight.
whitefoxkei
That's why you gotta word it the other way around. "The room is filled with corpses. in the center, a gem." Unless party killing is your jam
SomethingSomethingDickbutt
Well, it *is* tomb of horrors...
Ryanator50
and if you make it dark, and they roll low for perception, you can just say "you see something shiny, but the room smells bad"
whitefoxkei
i like that :o
phoenixht1
Some of our group saw shiny in a garbage pit. Turns out the were some kind of tentacle monsters in there.
Ryanator50
were the walls moving?
HoneNathan
#3 Seems to be DMing done fairly well, dont railroad, but keep consequences. Dont force undead army win though. Should become nation battle.
concaveUsurper
I think it was justified. The player already screwed over all of the DM's planning and story making them have to come up with another.
HoneNathan
Thats a GM vs Player mindset. Not conductive to everyone having an enjoyable time.
concaveUsurper
Changes I can understand, this person didn't even TRY to follow. They just railroaded it to their own agenda and idea.
Ryanator50
oh boohoo. if you play once a week, it's not that hard to change details. hell I find it fun.
concaveUsurper
Details, yes. The entire plot making the DM change everything including maps, enemies, and focus? Bit of an asshole move.
Ryanator50
just use the same dungeon maps you were already gonna use, and for the world map, just make a whole continent! I'm working on that now.