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I drove by and everyone was having a good time without me. So I went and visited my dad's grave. I hung out with him since he can't go either. Feelings 100% hurt.
loganlobo
What did you do? Be honest!
kwimvern
https://imgur.com/Mghszls
IjustwantmorepointsthanPeter
YES, YEEES, GOOD BOY! TO BOTH OF YOU!
TracerMain76
now im crying out of joy
MichaelaWeasley
This has happened to me. Got a snap from my sister saying "taco night with the fam!" Turns out my mom just assumed I was working...
youarenotthemother
Ugh. Left out on Taco Night. Your sister knew. That jerk.
Zootsoot
((Hugs)) I'm sorry. My sister repeatedly "forgets" or give me wrong dates too.
Tuffler
I can never be your sister, because I'll never forget you.
Tuffler
And also I'm a dude..
Zootsoot
Lol! D'aaaw! It's okay. My sister has a mustache too. ;-) Thanks, man.
yesamissdaisyibehonkin
WTF. Explain. Are you the black sheep? Is this normal?
Taleboblen
Wow... What did You Do? Be honest.
Krai69
Happens all the time with my in laws and we live 20 feet away, I don't have any bio family.
sharkmath
either they're a bunch of assholes, or you're an asshole.
Krai69
I've gotten better over the years, I go out of my way to be helpful and kind to them. Still a very non inclusive group.
sharkmath
Well fuck em then. Tell em to eat a thousand dicks and throw your own party.
Krai69
I shall!!! My cats are cooler anyway
AngryBaboon
Can I come to the party?
WirenutsInYourButts
I understand, I don't have Facebook so although I'm always welcome at events, they just assume that someone will tell me about it. Cheer up!
dirkmcdirk
Don't worry, they were just planning your latest intervention
CaptainRedHat
Eh, forget them. I'll invite you to my family get togethers :)
AluminiumFalcon
Not to be a dick OP, but that probably means your kind of a dick.
furzinderdose
you're
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bitchinmona
We didn't invite you because you're a dick to us. All the fucking time. YOU did this. Your move asshat. Fix it before you can't.
HenryDorsettCase
there's to much context missing.
weycdl
Welcome to my life. It stops hurting in time.
BenTheDerp
That's COLD.
PointItAtED209
I would have just shown up, and let my dick hang out.
Bot17629A98001
Cold as ice
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
Ice ice baby
BipityPobityDo
Crack a cold one with the boys and all that?
abacab87
Maybe they are planning a surprise party in his honor. Or his funeral.
StunnedGoofy
https://youtu.be/5LrHfxW4XOg.
Lvl28Larvitar
COLD cold cold, cold as ice
BenTheDerp
Cage The Elephant?
Lvl28Larvitar
Yes
DildoSchwagins
Some would say... STONE COLD
Tutor
*glass shattering* "BAH GAWD!!!"
PrivateIsotope
UsernameAttempted
@ICommentWithWrestlingGifs .
itrymybesttooffendsomeone
This isnt a gif
theshrektacularshrek
I had a similar argument with this guy before. He LIKES to comment with gifs, he doesn't do it all the time.
UsernameAttempted
This isn't offensive.
TheAmbiguityShows
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
agermanguy
Are...are you the black sheep ?
unattractivecheesepuff
Absolutely lol
DavidMullan
Why? What's the deal?
ddddv
Maybe you're not pleasant to be around? You could be the one that kills the vibe.
theyar
That's what I was thinking.
DanLim
also, family has a get together and op just happens to drive by, purely coincidentally? I don't buy it
omgwtfhuh
I used to drive by my in-laws house all the time, the best route to my work went right by them.
TheCrispiestNoodles
I'm that person that kills the vibe. Haven't hung out with anyone but my husband in years. It's all good though, he's pretty chill too.
JamesCurtis24
This was also my thought. OP could be a complete asshole.
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twozerooz
No it doesnt. You're under no obligation to invite terrible people. It is 100% your choice.
asdfertjryjre
If you can't spot the asshole, it's you.
BootsMadeForWalking
Been there. Mom invited me on a "family vacation" three days before they were going and only because someone spilled the beans.
BurritoParty
Fuck them. It still hurts, but seriously...what an immature decision. I hope you skipped & spent time w. ppl who treat you better.
Fundoplication
Did you go?
BootsMadeForWalking
No, I had work. Haha
Refmylife
Well maybe if you weren't such a downer Meg you'd get invited to more things.
unattractivecheesepuff
Possibly.
rocklead112763
You're invited to my family gatherings then
DavidMullan
That's not it, don't be sad
tivvybrixx
And are you sure there isn't a reason?
Greymalum
Meg?
Megarita
:(
Orsigno
hootimcowlface
magicman133
And i got a family guy ad on this pic lol..
unattractivecheesepuff
Staring to feel like it.
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
Either you did something fucky or they are fucky family. Either way - you're better off without them. 1/
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
If you need to chat with someone - pm me, I'll be more than happy to assist in any way. 2/2
Krapulaolut
Sound's kind a gay
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
Good. Are you jealous?
SexualConsent
VirtualNaut
That kitty looks so happy.
SexualConsent
VirtualNaut
tonksl
aww OP! :( f them. Im sorry
AmatureSpaceCowboy
fuck that. Do better
PudgeTheFish
You should cut a hole in their roof and take a shit in it
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Shut up, Meg
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
Lool
ZombieZooZombieZoo
OP be like:
SlagGroove
LMAO
MeredithHasBeenExposedToRabies
Just remember: while the Griffins see only Meg, the rest of the world sees Mila Kunis. Hang in there, OP.
KingOfTheMuskrats
coloradobluebirdsky
Aw this made me happy
YeahICanHearYouClemFandango
You get all the updoots. That was a nice thing to say.
blankman757
Nice.
BattleWizard
Sometimes everyone just shows up.
unattractivecheesepuff
Not in my family
unattractivecheesepuff
We literally have signs on the door that say "if we dont know you are coming don't knock, leave instead"
TchallaVII
well that sounds unpleasant
ChloePrice
Sorry but your family sounds like a bunch of cunts :/
SpoonyNord
Dude/Dudette
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unattractivecheesepuff
I will gladly take that hug. I fucking love hugs. Kiss me on the cheek too. That shit is cute.
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thetacosavior
My family is always fighting, one side gets mad you're talking to the other side. Fuck em. I got my wife, mom and my cats. Yes, I said cats
whhy
How are the little ones?
TheCrispiestNoodles
Currently stressing about my sons first birthday. No large family party on either side since everyone hates each other.
thetacosavior
Fuck them. Do it big with you and your son. My mom did that for me too. My mom means everything to me.
whhy
Just realized I'm on random my bad
AngryBaboon
Funny how pets are better than humans sometimes. We're too smart for our own good.
PigPanCakesTasteIncredible
Sometimes?
AngryBaboon
Humans are pretty awesome when we want to be.
CertifiedAgreer
But cats are ALWAYS awesome
xMokko
you seem like a smart pet.
AngryBaboon
I'd love to be your pet
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Maybe you're an annoying ass that they don't want around? We have those in my family. My brother rarely gets invited to anything.
buttjibblerz
Jealous. My bro is AWFUL, our relatives hate him, but my parents pity him, so I hafta pass up on every event bc I refuse to be around him.
Aylasita
Gaw, tell me about it. My brother is a nightmare, but my mother is super overprotective of him so he can do and say whatever he want 1/
Aylasita
While everyone have to treat him with silk gloves cos he is the most sensitive unreasonable little boy inside. So if you say anything 2/
Aylasita
there's massive drama and it's all your fault cos you upset him and he'll trow a tantrum and not talk to anyone and it's sorry for him 3/3
buttjibblerz
Ughh, mine does the same. He also fucking tattles, like, spins bullshit to make himself the victim...he's fucking 35, by the way.
terrorofthederp
Are you also dead?
Hugeberries23
plot twist
DomZombie
M. Night Shyamalan, is that you?
unattractivecheesepuff
I wish
Krakencrotch
Justkillmealready
justbelowme
Perfect.
ImgurIsPrettyNeat
Oh.
sundaymondayhippyday
terrorofthederp
Then go and live your own life. Family are not always the support you need. Find good people, new hobbies, goals etc
coloradobluebirdsky
No no stop that, plenty of great people out there. Find the good ones. Family sucks sometimes. Make your own family.
Respacious
I read that as "go and live with you father"
unattractivecheesepuff
WAY ahead of you lol.
TheRicM
But also, if you want, you don't have to totally disown them, and also you can be the one to reach out more, if that's what you want
terrorofthederp
Then they might drive past your house and wonder why their lives didn't turn out as much fun as yours
Icommentwithnospaces
There's an asshole in every family. If you can't point him/her out then you're the asshole. I'm the asshole in my family
BattleWizard
Username checks out.
youarenotthemother
I'm the asshole... :'( i just realized. Thanks a lot
NOTMatthewName
By asshole do you mean the guy/gal everyone looks at and sees their own faults? I'm that guy. My existence pisses off my family.
youarenotthemother
Ehh... maybe? We both have "not" in our username. Might be a link.
CrazyCatLad
My cousin is getting married. She invited the aunts and uncles but not the cousins (there are 3 cousins including me).
CatsandUnicorns
My cousins did that too. Invited aunts and uncles and a few cousins (they weren't even closer than we were.) Yeah that didn't create drama.
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
I have stopped going home because my younger brother is such a monumental douche-turd. The last time I went back to Nashville, he went on
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
an irrational raging rant because I said that I don't like avocado....
NOTMatthewName
Avocado isn't even indigenous to TN.
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
I must confess that I don't see what THAT has to do with anything.....
NOTMatthewName
Picking a fight in Nashville about avocado when it isn't even grown locally. I mean you have to pick your battles.
eetsumkaus
wait...hold on...
Icommentwithnospaces
You're the asshole as well!
Dyslexicbirch
Theres about 3 in my family
Icommentwithnospaces
Asshole. Major asshole. I'm surrounded by assholes
SomeRandomArsehole
Like this?
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NaughtyLibrarian
Well, I mean you did kill 2 innocent children and burn their bodies to make everyone believe you killed 2 heirs to the throne.
Icommentwithnospaces
Icommentwithnospaces
And I'll do it again
CinnamonBunny
You need an invitation to hang out with your family?
cleverbeans
I'd need more than an invitation, like signing bonus and a serious head wound. Fuck those assholes.
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Bruh thats harsh guess OP is better off without them
kaovalin
They are very conservative... and vampires.
CinnamonBunny
Are there any liberal vampires?
UsernameNeededPleaseProvide
I'd prefer not to be invited.
GoFrackYourself
I would just walk in with two handles of fams favorite Liquor. Down both bottles. Piss in their pool and then see if they invite you next
logicthinking
I think op tried that last time
AluminiumFalcon
Probably why OP didn't get invited this time.
GoFrackYourself
Time
UltraHellboy
Two handles? I think I'd be dead.
puffthemagicdracula
My husband's family celebrated his gma's birthday, invited all the relatives but us. We lived 20 minutes away. Found out by being tagged 1/
puffthemagicdracula
In the pictures on Facebook. Yeah that sucked 2/2
dickable
If you don't live with them, of course. Or you could call and ask if they mind, but you don't just drop by.
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dickable
...you go in their house when they're not home? Forget inconsiderate, that's downright creepy.
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dickable
I feel bad for you if you don't realize that it IS creepy.
Quinneth
I'm at my family's almost every day. If I don't show up, they call me.
dickable
If you're there on a regular schedule, that's obviously different.
TchallaVII
in the southern US they just drop by.
dickable
How do they know the family's going to be home? Or that it's a good time for visitors to be stopping by?
TchallaVII
it's a risk you take. Ppl stop by almost everyday though, sometimes just to say hi.
dickable
It's a risk there's no REASON to take, though. It takes moments to call, and can save you from a wasted trip and/or rudeness.