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Jul 4, 2017 1:32 AM
Imakeyoulaughlongtime
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TheOneWhoIsBored
Got any of them Hair Trigger whoops can't say that's?
iHaveYour10mm
Let shoot fireworks at it!
CraigMcCann77
It just doesn't feel like a true celebration without whistling bungholes!
ThermoNuke
We didn't call them whistling kitten chasers when I was younger.. I'm not proud.
Ifavepicsofnakedwomen
EvillBob
Fuck that, I gotta cannon.
MissPammie
Fireworks have interesting names. I worked at a firework stand for a few years. My fav is still Shitty Kitty.
FrisianDude
I'm sure if you hold it in the right place it can split your spleen. Or burn your church. Or zippity your dooda
johneventually1
Are you telling me you ain't got no rattle blasters, no frog busters, or monkey astronaut launchers? No skimming noodlers or skeazy blinders
Voggix
Whistlin' Bungholes you say?
screwdriverone
what about wolf nipple chips or jaguars earlobes? No ocelot spleens or wrens livers?
Sauroctonus
... What am I looking at?
TCGView
I know EXACTLY where this is.
MrPain26
someone has no idea on how to use bullet points.
DrDadJokes
Whistlin' Bungholes
muddymoomoo
Finger blasters Fnarr fnarr.....
SomeCrazyNerd
Whistlin' bungholes lmao it's like a porno.
FunkySunChips
Wisker do wisker donts
sakela
Today I learned that the slider sticks that zoom around are banned in the us because the sulfur smoke they make is toxic
Virunuss
most fireworks are technically banned either by state or by city for various reasons. No one cares.
PhilKenSebban
No finger blasters? The GF will be dissapointed.
CanadianBatmanEh
iLikeHockey
Husker-do's, husker-don'ts
Dimpho
Not to be confused with the springloaded kneeling choir boy. Smh.
L4V4
W/0 is giving me anxiety
EGOT
Whistlin bungholes.
scotchscotchbourbonbourbonwhiskeywhiskyyumyumyum
Im jealous that your Costco sells fireworks
Feanor19
Saw some at Walmart the other day, then I got closer and realized it was just snappers and bottle poppers. Crossing state line tomorrow
ChrisWsrn
Does your Costco sell fertilizer? Also HI NSA DUDE, hows thing going!!!
MajikMessiah
Snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
FauxTales
Don't forget flowers and piccolo petes
allyourdownvotearebelongtome
that might be your problem. it's not what you like, its the consumer.
PJAngele
Gonna have to change your name to Kickin Ass!
MrHumberfloob
RussianJudge
drunkinstupor
'Whisker biscuits'
IdRatherBeSkateboarding
A whisker biscuit is actually a device to hold an arrow in place on a bow
Brice83
You're gonna sit there......owning a FIREWORKS stand, and tell me...
Icedpryo
Strobes are fun to put under peoples chairs
Tidusdc
You live in Illinois? Because that's all we get here.
rinrollz
I call em poop snakes, I like how they stain the ground
TheJokeWrecker
So are we all just gonna accept Whistling Bungholes to be completely normal? Just want to be on the same page with everyone.
ronkooby
Can someone explain this reference?
BearBombs
Saving Private Ryan
mediocrejoker
Have you found out what all this is about? I don't understand, is this a scam?
TimLippe
https://youtu.be/kAWiqrd-tO4
junk4u
I haven't though of that movie in ages. BRB in 2 hours.
TimLippe
Critics hated Joe Dirt, but it will always be one of my favorites. Super quotable. And, Kid Rock is hilarious in it.
lurker314
At the end of it he lands the only rule in retail. Beautiful.
NotWhatYouPlanted
Joe Dirt
JerryWhinefeld
*Joe Dirte
Biglebowski748
Don't try and church it up
kylethehuman
Naming you that, your daddy must have really hated you.
NoRagerts
JohnnyCashedOut
Does your mom know how to sew?
housefriedricenoshrimp
Daaaaang!
weirdassgifinthecomments
OhLampYouUnderstandMe
What the hell is going on here? And wheres it from? Asking for a friend of course.
weirdassgifinthecomments
The title is milk me daddy
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NoRagerts
weirdassgifinthecomments
nohappydance
Costco sign!!! You had me fooled. For a second I thought they had fireworks. Where is this from?
drve2lve360
It might be Frys Electronics. They also have signs like that.
TheMoreSwordstheBetter
They sell fireworks at my costco
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
They do in MN
MyRealNameIsPaul
Sam's Club.
UsernamesAreOverratedAnyway
I believe that it could be a Sam's Club since they have price tags like this.
schwiftyschwa
Close, but they use sans-serif
unlimitedcamo
We can edit signs to make the description whatever we want, need, or enjoy.
StreetHawk95
They sell fireworks at Virginia Costcos
Lebim
The joke is a Joe Dirt reference
n0n53n53
They sell fireworks at Costco in Oregon
Sarcasticbombastic
Confirmed.
Pockymonster
in georgia too
m0wgli
Can confirm, except they're all weak ass fountain sparklers.
n0n53n53
Yes, you must cross the border to get the Joe Dirt kind
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
I don't know, but they probably left with $100 worth of stuff they didn't intend to buy
Znayx
"So buy a dozen sofas or a 10lb bag of cheese! Big box store, my big box store, you'll come out with lots of stuff you did not come in for!"
Znayx
In case you guys are curious, that's a song by the Arrogant Worms, a comedy band. They're awesome.
Doorplease
Lol you've never been to costco, it's more like $200 minimum
mysticarchives
Am I really the only one who can walk out of Costco having spent under $30?
DumbBr0ad
Just stopped in for a bag of oranges?
cujo67
$200? What'd you buy, normal food? Try $400 minimum here, don't like going out often (got a full freezer in the garage, set baby)
edophx
Fuck, I just bought a canoe and a pressure washer... and forgot the bread... dammit
DumbBr0ad
You mean the 4 loaves of bread.