AbdulVasiq
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#memes
Apr 3, 2018 2:27 AM
AbdulVasiq
172850
3955
112
#memes
BiggestBurrito
Oh 9gag, I hope you never change.
badomenbaddercompany
One ticket to hell, please.
GiantEnemyMudcrabz
ChemicalCookies
Supm8y
You're dad is over there. And there. And there.
bobnot
kessi
Your*
AceHibbleton
Their*
DownvotesAreFun
How do people STILL dont know the difference?
HeyWaze
wow. that one hurt
ComcastLover
My dad refuses to wear a seatbelt. He says "I'll just hold on to the steering wheel" and gets REALLY angry if I ever point it out.
Atomsk
Even at 18 mph you can't brace yourself against the impact. A crash at 30 mph is like diving into an empty pool from 32 ft.
ComcastLover
I know that. He gets upset if I tell him facts like that
mishalala
My ex survived, without a seat belt, when we went hang gliding in his '72 Mercedes. He braced himself.
Ivanaski
Jesus
bobnot
Damn that’s cold
AManisNotACamel
YoutuberGabrieliusSer
As my heart
anonnymoosecommenter
As the grave.
bobbynixon
Yeah why would that cop say that? So insensitive
nellietta
As is daddy
Kreliskoek
Sandpussy
speedstorm
death4665
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Waay worse is that the yellow-ish on black made me think of pornhub first.
LowlevelRebel
Over there? That’s certainly not your daddy gargling with pieces of dashboard, growing quieter and quieter.
frodobaggin
And thats where i found his head
erick1293
Hendrxgost
FartBoxExtract
deltaalphakilo
....because you laughed too. No worries though. Table for 3+ however many upvotes your comment gets, please.
ElBarbu
Let me know if they really play heavy metal down there
AbdulVasiq
Ill meet you there
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
Can i join
ultrabal
Yay slumber party!
Djmachale1
At least I'll finally have some friends whose humor will match mine...
DodderingCommandant97
TheManInTheWall
Dont forget to credit the other cops who have to deal with the mess
arphaSleepWrecker
« I was the only one with absolutely no skill to save her dad so I tried something and at the end of the day I was the hero »
stainlessteelmohawk
SaaaaaVaaage!
hammerfix
fuuuuuuck.
tegfdd77
please remember to turn your lights on even in daytime. Especially when it’s raining also.
Sagerider
Not wearing your seat belt is REALLY stupid!! If you are traveling at 25 mph and everything around you comes to an immediate stop you don’t.
mishalala
This
Sagerider
I had two friends, brothers, that were ejected from a rollover after the driver fell asleep at the wheel. One died and one paralyzed.
Pencildispencer
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Had one three days ago where a guy was screaming at his mom to wake up while on the phone after being T boned. Don't drink and drive
mishalala
Hope that was a really important call....:(
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
He was calling emergency services for help
mishalala
Ok. Well that's after the accident.. Sorry. Not what I meant
TheFallofHumanity
I can tell you, there isn't an easy way to explain to your own child why you're holding her so tight that night. #beentheredonethat
lochnessm0nster
Desusunsun
GodEmperor0fMankind
mtnhunter26
I know this officer personally-holds 3 degrees and chooses to protect and serve. One of the kindest and selfless men I know.
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mtnhunter26
He is married.
VitaminJay
Well, upload a selfie with them already. Can't make a claim like that and not back it up.
phillalsowith2lls
Upvoted in case that is true.... damn you if its not ! Respect to all kind Police and service personnel xx
kittenshitten
What's the point of allegedly going to school and racking up debt for 3 degrees when he's in a job that doesn't need one?!
ImageAberration
Depends where you are. Some departments like rookies to have a criminal justice degree. And degrees do help you get promoted once you're in.
mtnhunter26
This is correct, and he is a Sargent now.
mishalala
In the US we spell it Sergeant. With all due respect.
mtnhunter26
take it up with spell checker. but thanks.
MarshawnLynch
I'm general, police officers are awesome people. It's a shame that a good chunk of people are dumb enough to shit on the whole.
Kaydiddilybro
Tell me why the hawks passed it instead of giving you the ball?!?!
MarshawnLynch
THE MAN is always trying to keep me down smh
steelerchief
Hi General, I’m Dad.
MarshawnLynch
LOL damnit, good call
TheWhiteRat
That heavily depends on the country (and city) you're talking about. Look up "testilying".
Tunaccat
I'm the officer in the picture, and I don't know you.
mtnhunter26
Somehow I doubt that.
flowofsilence
Liar. I'm that officer.
phillalsowith2lls
I’m that officer and so is my wife !
BeryBigBongBoi
Trapphus
And Im the baby!
thoraxe707
AbdulVasiq
Me when i posted this for the meme and then the comments hit me
ninjamonster
Bauza51
What's this from?
ninjamonster
Renai Boukun
Bauza51
Thank you!