The dude in this meme did nothing wrong according to all witnesses. He broke his hip, which often ends to end-of-life complications for humans of his age; not sure we should be joking about his misfortune at Mother Nature's hands (even if the number of tourists in Yellowstone who DO deserve it is way too high)
Fendeezy
"That tourist was coming right for me! I acted in self-defense!"
kastewbeef
Gotta spell it correctly!
B-ICE-ON…
BadPunsAplenty
What did the buffalo say when dropping his kid off at school? Bison!
ROGUEdenied
He wouldn't get off the ramp
Pwnzistor
His son is bisexual.
duktayp
gablestout
tatanka
wurstkaesescenario
Thoughts and prayers
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
Remember folk, "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo".
Kazpur81S
“Furtive movements” and “I saw it in his eyes…”
prfesser
Go ahead. Pet the fluffy cow. And the world will be an epsilon increment more intelligent.
notifybay151
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imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
BeardedWonder82
AFallenDragon
While I'm all for making fun of peeps who were being stupid towards the wildlife, this guy wasn't one of them.
nasukkin
The dude in this meme did nothing wrong according to all witnesses. He broke his hip, which often ends to end-of-life complications for humans of his age; not sure we should be joking about his misfortune at Mother Nature's hands (even if the number of tourists in Yellowstone who DO deserve it is way too high)
woozle
In b4 *it's a bison.
DragonThunderUndertaking
It's actually a mid size SUV, it just turns grass into death more directly.
TheSwedishMoose
"Hand me my pedantic jackass rifle."
PutItInNeutral
Meh. They are all bovidae.
woozle
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Animorphs
Mushroom mushroom mushroom