The perfect tee shirt doesn’t exi….

Aug 30, 2026 5:43 PM

#succulentchinesemeal

What is the charge? Wearing a magnificent t-shirt?

5 hours ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

He stole a hella lot of money a la oceans 11 but without the competency, but, a succulent chinese meal sealed it

1 hour ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No one wants to read a novel when they see a shirt

32 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 a full reveal of the text at the end of all the film removal would have made the reading easier.

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I wish people would stop celebrating this Nazi. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Manifest#cite_note-28

44 minutes ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Is that Guy Williams brother of Taskmaster NZ Paul Williams?

4 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I feel like we aren’t saying “succulent” enough. It’s a good word.

2 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Speak for yourself, I say it plenty.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It embiggens us all...

1 hour ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Indubitably

1 hour ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's right, actually. A robbery is when someone takes something from you by force. If you sneak in to take it it's not a robbery (at least so QI told me).

4 hours ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

well, the safe isn't opening by itself, if you dont have the key/combination, it also requires force....

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Burglary to commit (grand) larceny

31 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Burglary

4 hours ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Burglin'!

27 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, though technically burglary is trespassing with the intent to commit another crime. It’s often theft, but a home invader assaulter, or vandalizer can be charged with burglary even if no theft occurs!

1 hour ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Purple Burglar Alarm

52 minutes ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hungary!

2 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm hungry

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hurry up! I want my donuts!
(Oh wait that's an inside joke nevermind...)

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0