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nikinnorway12
#9 it just writes a python program to do the math in the background now.
MauroMolinero
#11 The wind blows hard from the east and the river runs red...
blacksheep214
#6 Does 1d20 bludgeoning damage when thrown
zombiejedediah
#18 He's got a point, but he hasn't been to East Africa.
MacTually
#1 is clearly insurance fraud.
wucebrillis81
#28 my to read fast brain says "measles"
Imalwaysready
#35 Not gonna lie, I’d play the hell out of this.
appleporpoise
Me too!!
MauroMolinero
#26 doing this against their will is way worse than just hitting them... for the love of Mara just punch me.
cameloDancer
#45 hole lee shit!!!
10 cup pot of coffee in the morning, 5mg of melatonin at night. I feel both seen and called out.
tallroses
This is reason for the late nights, but not why we struggle to wake in the morning. That is called “sleep inertia” and it is thought to be due to our brain’s poor ability to process adenosine. Adenosine builds up during the day while we’re awake and the brain is ~supposed~ to clear it out while we sleep. When adenosine is still present in the morning it can cause grogginess and difficulty waking up. Caffeine is a very effective adenosine antagonist which is why it works so well for us.
doctorId
#50 If the aliens are putting thought into personalizing what kind of care I need to feel better, they've already proven themselves smarter than most people on this dumbass planet.
SedatedSl0th
#40 Je m’appelle that-emo-enby.
:)
vorodar
#8 https://www.oglaf.com/flittermouse/ (safe)
byronwilliams4010
#50 If the roomba takes my jerky, the tool I'm getting is an axe and I'm counting to about Zero.
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
#12 I like the term “pebbling” for this; after the habit of penguins.
QuanticChaos
#3
rosshell2718
Doxxed by AI.
jcssck13
the police car has a dog in the passenger seat but it's just chilling there
tallroses
#4 once, in high school, I was at an invitational tournament at a state college. They didn’t make any plans for where competitors would park other than student parking (which was quite a long walk away). My dad literally got out a socket wrench from his trunk and removed the arm gate from the faculty parking lot. Everyone from my school parked there (it was the weekend so the lot was empty) and of course everyone got a ticket. We appealed and they let us all off the hook.
kittystorms
An excellent, excellent dump! Superb!
goflyblind
#1:
PantsAreForTheWeek
#1
Safe quackers.
Doismellbacon
Stop it, you're quacking me up
PantsAreForTheWeek
That's because I'm ducking hilarious!
Babomonkey
#20 I would like the rest of this thread as promised
manwithsevenlivers
#22
Tenugui
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MmVidWY0Znl2cmU1NHVteWZobTZiMWprZTYxMzQ4djFkOGVsMm5sZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xT5LMt2wSdFyDw44F2/200w.webp
highdesertaliebn
#41 you know Dune is bedside book of mine when I read “I must not buy” and my fascia starts the mantra
RockTheBackblast
#19 I know what this is. This is an Espresso Machine.
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
#18 Eating the same breakfast every day isn't normal either from a species perspective. It's a very recent development made possible by having the same foods available all year round. Especially processed foods in colorful packaging, with the logo of a company who wants you to eat their sugary garbage every day for the rest of your life. Why not mix it up a little and listen to your appetite? Fresh fruit today, scrambled eggs with cheese tomorrow. Or Belgian waffles, or a leftover drumstick etc.
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
There are literally no rules. You can have ice cream for breakfast if you feel like it, or a whole block of cheese, or a handful of trail mix if you're in a hurry. It's not "the most important meal of the day". That's just a silly advertising slogan. And if it were the most important meal, you definitely shouldn't eat the same shit every day. It's wild how we've allowed some cereal companies to shape and distort cultures the world over
jetact12
#3 not creepy. At. All.
MauroMolinero
its fake
QuanticChaos
This is the coordinates
Iplaybadguys
#42 the golden rings were probably golden ring pheasants lol
an0therthr0waway
bruh.
PainGwen
8 maids-a-milking or Wood Pigeons (or cattle egrets)?
9 ladies dancing or Lapwings (or Cormorants)?
10 lord-a-leaping or Grey Herons?
11 pipers piping or Sandpipers?
12 drummers drumming or Woodpeckers?
https://www.birdspot.co.uk/culture/the-birds-of-the-twelve-days-of-christmas
what if it’s all birds, all the way down?
OnlyOneArman
The pear tree: *Tweet tweet*
doctorId
At least that would indicate a theme. "All birds" is less weird than "mostly birds, but a few other random things."
ILikeFood2000
#28 I read it as measles ga
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
#23 Happy Birthday is a copyrighted song. Wonder if the owners made a stink about it.
SirSage
No rules on Mars. Can't fight sky crime
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
supervillin
Not anymore, it's not. 2016 case determined that it had already been public domain and WB illegally collected royalties. They had to pay some millions and now it's officially for sure public domain.
supervillin
(I only know this because I looked it up after seeing that pic)
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
Tolocamp
#9 It goes even further with hallucinations. Think of factory floors. AI controlled machinery, bipedal robots or classic contruction robots rely on sensors to tell where they are, at what position and angle their limbs are and so on.
Current AI will inevitably ignore the input of those sensors and hallucinate their own values. Which will inevitably cause damage. Not on the first or second instance maybe, but it will happen and one of these instances will be catastrophic. So AI will not stay.
Hashbrown123
This is the shit that will lead to the Faro Plague.
Tolocamp
Actually no. Current AI is not dangerous for getting better at anything then expected, but critically failing in instances we were able to accomplish with much less complicated tech already.
Current AI gives shitty output, fails at simple tasks at least 5% of the time, all the time. That is abysmal performance, especially in automation.
Wishbone1977
LLMs are not AI, even though everyone calls them that now. You wouldn't use an LLM to control a robot. You might equip the robot with one if you wanted it to be able to talk, but it wouldn't be used for motor control.
Tolocamp
As i said to the other person. It is not about what the tokens represent, it is the underlying technology, the neural networks on which all the current models are based on that gives you the 5% hallucination rate that you CANNOT get rid of.
Wishbone1977
Either you responded to the wrong person or I'm just slow on the uptake today, because I cannot for the life of me figure out how your response is relevant to what I said.
justheretocommentonce
No they will not. The AI used for controlling robotics is typically numerical, not text based. Quite different ball-game.
Tolocamp
They are still based in neural networks. Doesn't matter if the tokens are texts or numericals, the technology below that delivers the 5% guaranteed fuck-up rate.
justheretocommentonce
Yes, and no. Neural networks by design cannot extrapolate beyond training data. You can teach them to approximate, but that's not the same. Hallucination is more complex, but similar.
The brain example below is a case of training data as far as I can tell.
Something1Said
I'd love to have a source on this to share with others, if you've got one.
Tolocamp
https://www.reuters.com/investigations/ai-enters-operating-room-reports-arise-botched-surgeries-misidentified-body-2026-02-09/
Quote : " Most allegedly involved errors in which the TruDi Navigation System misinformed surgeons about the location of their instruments while they were using them inside patients’ heads during operations. "
This information is provided to the AI system by dumb sensers that are pretty much used all over all kinds of industries. So the AI ignored their output.
Something1Said
Tolocamp
Nevermind. AI is serious business, but people are being deceived WHY it actually is serious business.
Knowing how bad it is, now you can also imagine how bad the financial markets will be doing once this insight spreads.
Something1Said
To my understanding, machine learning is the serious business. It's applications in research, etc? Not the chatbot, genAI, AI agents stuff. Am I right on that?
zombiejedediah
Wow.
My prejudice confirmed again.
If you're below average, AI will improve your work & output. But if you're below average, you should not be working with anything critical.
Like brain surgery.
Tolocamp
You can pretty much take that as a rule. In case you have not the slightest clue about something. AI can be helpful to get started in learning about that thing. Once you are only somewhat familiar with a topic, you catch the AI telling you bullshit, what feels like, 20% of the time.
zombiejedediah
Unfortunately, marketing and salespeople, who are the ones trying to convince us that everything should be AI, have 20% bullshit baked in as a feature, not as a problem.