Walking into Home Depot and knowing exactly what I want and where it is. 

Feb 12, 2019 9:35 PM

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Its the black lung, pop! Lol

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I call bull shit! Need hose attachments ?..they are in lighting.

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I’m sure your friends will celebrate! v

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Fun Fact: This scene was filmed at a the Sterling Hill Mine Museum in New Jersey, a former zinc mine that was in use for about 200 years.

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DIY projects is so hot right now!

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I really like Jodie Whittaker, but I'd watch the fuck out of a Ron Swanson Doctor Who.

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I usually know roughly where everything is, but I like to wander the store considering future projects/tool purchases

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*bunnings

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I got the black lung Pops.

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9/10 it's for paint so

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We use their app so we don't have to talk to anyone. They used to know stuff. Not anymore.

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The company did a survey years ago which determined that ~80% of THD customers don't want to talk to associates. Makes my job easier tbh.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just wish that I could talk to someone sometimes. I build stuff by winging it some.

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"I knew what I wanted, Meekus, I just didn't get it right away"

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Until they do a remodel and move everything the fuck around and dealing with the in-between time where no one knows anything more than ever

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Their app will tell you exactly where stuff is when you don't know! It even gives walking directions like GPS when you're in the store :D

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v The old guys face when you tell him you’re fine

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I think I got the black lung pop

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Mer...MAN!!!

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MerMAN!

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I know mine like the back of my hand, but if I go to the HD 2 miles further down the road I am totally lost

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Home Depot app, my friend. I use it all the time, even in the store where I work.

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What, I say what in the actual fuck is this?

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I work at THD. The best feeling is when someone asks where something is and you can tell them the aisle, bay, and shelf of an item.

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you are a gottdang unicorn man.

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I'm lucky to get acknowledged by the customer reps at my local HD, nevermind where something is.

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There you are!

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I was looking for this gif

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He didn't say thanks...

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The Home Depot app is pretty good too. Most of the time it will tell you the isle and bay where a product is located. Even has a store map.

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They even added a 3D feature to the store map last year. Pretty accurate, but only tells you the main "home" for the item, not all of them.

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I learned this when I asked about an iitem and the sales associate busted out his phone and looked it up that way. He didn't know shit.

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Please let me know when you memorize every one of the thousands of products in a store.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calm your tits. I don't expect perfection. Simple competence is a reasonable expectation.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Checking the application that tells us where specific products are is plenty competent. Products and locations change frequently.

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Only because you've been there 7 times already that day picking up other things you've needed...

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Me at auto stores.

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You've got a plumbing project too?

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Yup. That’s about the average for me.

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Their website has aisle and bay locations for everything I use it so I never have to talk to people

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Still counts!

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4 times today...

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The joys of buying a house and doing home improvements

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The joys of learning how much paint can be scraped off the top of your SUV before you have to repaint it. And how much you can overload 1/

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a trailer before your engine starts crying. 2/2

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You can do this every time if you use their app; it tells you the aisle and bay for anything in the store, and how many are in stock.

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Unless a store is awesome at adjusting on-hand quantities (unlikely) it's wrong a LOT. Call in or ask in-store for greater accuracy.

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In my experience, it’s been pretty much spot on. I mean think about it… It scanned into inventory, stock is updated -1 when it’s purchased…

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There's more to it than that. Shoplifters and logistical inefficiencies screw up the numbers, so they constantly have to be maintained.

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Not to mention damaged product. I'm not saying it's completely inaccurate, but I adjust >50 quantities a week so shelves stay stocked.

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I am going off of actual repeated lived experience… But hey, you do you.

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It's literally my job dude.

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