MRW I see my wife itching her boobs

Apr 18, 2017 12:37 AM

You should do the manly thing and itch them for her ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Oh! It took me a while but I get it now! So funny.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boooob itch

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Eh scratch your underboob I'll pinch and twist my sack it's whatever, things get itchy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For those not getting it BOOOOOOOO BITCH => Boob itch

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Offer to help. Rookie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Itching is not the same as the act of scratching.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Beer came out my Nose... yes i know its Monday. Don't judge meee...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Took me a while. GJ

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took me a while to get this, I felt happy about my puzzle solving skills when I did, thank you

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

By the looks of the comment section, you can be proud of yourself!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm right there with you, saw this yesterday and didn't get it until I saw it again today.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boo bitch = Boob itch

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...what if she does the same when you scratch your balls..?

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

She must have really good vision to notice things that small then.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't realize big balls were a good thing. Sounds painful to me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...fuck I'm slow...took me an hour to get the pun...

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One of the most spiritually relieving scenes in television.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Which scene was this? I forget.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

jesse driving away after he decided to let walt die from the bullet wound.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He stopped being his puppet. Stopped killing for him. So who knows if Walt actually died that day

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No he's dead.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you mean scratching? she was scratching her boobs? The word is scratching. You scratch an itch, not itch an itch. You are fake news.

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My friend will ask if I can 'leave' something back for him, as oppose to return it. No!

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I was confused for a second too. I thought she was rubbing some ragweed or something like that on her boobs.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i've seen it before and it always confused me, why the hell would you itch an itch? How the hell would you even do that?

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This is one of my biggest pet peeves. Not understanding the difference

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I understand the difference I just enjoy ticking people off.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Exactly

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm gone learn you something today.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. This is my biggest peeve.

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 7

Well life must be simple for you if this is your biggest pet peeve.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

I'm easy going.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boooo bscratch!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So you scratch an itch, but what about a scratch, don't you itch it?

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No, you put a band-aid on it.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So, what you're saying is, her boobs are scratches?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, not hers. Though I've known women with boobs the size of mosquito bites.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pfft that's nothing my wife and her sisters all say "I'm gonna take a bath for the baby." Most annoying thing ever.

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

My gf is from rural Ohio. She and her family say things like "the car needs washed" and "that needs done". Cute but also infuriating

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"I'm gonna go tell on mommy on you!"

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I'll be like "and who's gonna give the baby a bath? " they get annoyed and shrug it off like what they said isn't a big deal... ridiculous

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I hope you know a good divorce attorney.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn, my English is better than that of a native speaker.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My wife too! Haha i just talked shit until she stopped doing it

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What does that even mean?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

They mean they're going to give the baby a bath, but really what there saying is that they're retarded.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Maybe they want to be clean for the baby's sake. You know, so they don't get it sick. Germs

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Or like they are trying to impress it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But if she's scratching her boob, then it means she did HAVE a boob itch

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Dang people, so much hate over a linguistic difference. Thanks folks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah she is scratching her itch.. not itching her itch.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

What if she had a scratch on her boob? Could she Itch the scratch?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

How to you feel about scritches?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm called Weezel (Pronounced Weasel) Of course I am pro Scritches.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The scratch might itch, but you would still scratch the itch of the scratch.

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Lol yeah she could get the itch to scratch an itchy scratch. And she could certainly scratch a scratchy itch.

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Ok but, lets say that it doesn't itch at all, but though movement of the person it does start to then wouldn't they have itched the scratch?

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If it bites you and you die then it's venomous, if you bite it and you die then it's poisonous.

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But what if it bites you and it gets poisoned?

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Then you're poisonous

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Then you are poisonous

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But what if I bite you and neither of us die?

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I think that would be assault?

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