FOX would still find some way to make Trump seem like the winner here. "See how Obama rushed down those stairs? He had no sense of austerity for the office! Trump gives people what they want, which is more time in his magnificent presence."
Well Trump is a frail old ass piece of shit who is probably (hopefully) terminally ill so that could have a lot to do with his geriatric shuffle down those steps… hope he falls and breaks his neck next flight he takes.
I don't give a damn if they have to haul his ass down in a gurney. It's the absence of moral fiber and the support he receives despite or becaue of it that's rotting the country.
Derek Guy (dieworkwear) did an entire thread on Trump's fit. It's tailored in such a way to conceal his weight. TL;DR you can only do so much when the source material is lacking...
"He's just so stupid. He's so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to know exactly who I'm talking about."
I would dare say 70 should be the maximum cut-off. And only if they can pass a thorough battery of both physical and mental tests to rule out "too damn old" syndrome.
Obama was there to get shit done. Trump was there to make sure everyone had ample opportunities to celebrate his presence and get picture of him doing what he thinks is presidential, walking down the stairs of air force one.
No, he was there to help prop up a discredited elite and he did. NO ONE got punished for the bank crash, NO ONE for the senseless wars, etc. He did not repeal the PATRIOT act, did not close Guantanamo Bay. He DID prosecute whistleblowers though. His administration formally REMOVED over 3.1 million people. And so on and so on. He was good at marketing though. And, he could have passed a decent medical reform when he had the votes to, but he deliberately chose to wait until he lost that majority.
It isn't that he takes longer to get down the steps that's the problem. It is the fact he claims to be the epitome of human health. If he admitted he was getting old and slowing down physically, it wouldn't be as bad. Of course he is still an utter lying piece of shit whose mental decline has been faster and even less of a distance to fall than even his physical health.
Err... thats a English influence. Calibre measurement was originally based off weight of the shot (cannons). Which was lbs. Sub Ounce shots (ie. Bullets) needed standardised barrel manufacturing. Cos small pew pew got stuck more then big boom.
Yes, the Imperial system was standardized in England in 1824, and the U.S. uses the imperial system. But caliber wasn't originally based on shot weight; that's the system for cannons ("pounders") and shotgun gauges. Caliber has always referred to bore diameter, and calibers introduced by American manufacturers have almost always been measured using imperial, not metric bore diameters
Ehhh.... unlike the length of a vine or a former king toe cuz apparently the dick was short af, its also a random measurement based on some weirdly specific but regular cycle. WHY CANT I POST AN IMAGE!
Okay you need to help me out here because I have no idea what you just said or what you're referring to. what is a "former king toe"? and what does "af" mean? what makes a regular cycle "weirdly specific" (as opposed to not specific I suppose?). Sorry for asking, but I'm honestly confused here.
Inches? Arent they like the length of some monarch's toe? Af = as fuck. The cycle comment i guess it was about the day length or something i was kinda drink. Also i still cant upload any images.
AyatollahBahloni
He shat pukingly down the stairs.
IDoNotWantAnAccount
I hope one day Trumpty Dumpty has a great fall.
nimeton0
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
weird way to spell grapist
imgurianitarian
nimeton0
Them3OtherGuys
FOX would still find some way to make Trump seem like the winner here. "See how Obama rushed down those stairs? He had no sense of austerity for the office! Trump gives people what they want, which is more time in his magnificent presence."
Nerdy0ne
"Let his grace us with his divine fecal matter on live TV again."
GenStrike
Look at that young, handsome, healthy, virile, black man!
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Well Trump is a frail old ass piece of shit who is probably (hopefully) terminally ill so that could have a lot to do with his geriatric shuffle down those steps… hope he falls and breaks his neck next flight he takes.
tentaclefriendly
When it happens… I hope it happens live on camera. We deserve that.
NorrinxRadd
#1 shame the steps held out
ziggystardust7
that was only "3 Obamas"
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I don't give a damn if they have to haul his ass down in a gurney. It's the absence of moral fiber and the support he receives despite or becaue of it that's rotting the country.
MrBigTomato
But Trump always brags that he’s in far better shape than Obama. His doctor told him that many times.
Margrave9000
Well, that's just stupid. Most 55 year old males are fitter than an 80 year old, even taking extreme outliers into account.
EveryoneSaysEverythingHereisAI
They should've built Elevator One for poor ole grandpa!
dirty999
xj4low
Dodge cut the ADA department so you can kiss any plan for help for the elderly to get off that plane.
RetrogradeLlama
Also note that he’s so fat that even with his custom tailored jacket, his tie is still showing below the button.
FlippedOut
I don't think I've ever seen him wearing a suit that fit properly.
stryhf
Derek Guy (dieworkwear) did an entire thread on Trump's fit. It's tailored in such a way to conceal his weight. TL;DR you can only do so much when the source material is lacking...
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1823186132898902405
theinternetkeepsmealive
Fuck, you forget how smooth Obama was/is. In every way.
Edgarflaps
The plane should have a handicapped sticker.
mithiwithi
chewmaca2
Handsy 1 already gets its own special treatment and parking spot.
NCPilot
Hey, don't lump us disabled folks in with this asshole.
WishyMissy
Agreed.
reichstein
Or even better, some kind of self-destruct device.
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
lurkyloos
It’s funny but not because he slow and he raped children.
Zobbie
It has, right there on the door, eagle like symbol
hyptosis
And then explode.
chinesemario
Plane should have a bomb (in Minecraft)
copingcabana
Only if the circle goes around the head.
TooRexyForMyShirt
Well, some of his planes have “TRUMP” on them, so, close enough.
wj170499
🎯
lurkyloos
"He's just so stupid. He's so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to know exactly who I'm talking about."
- Kumail Nanjiani
September 25, 2020
johneventually1
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bTM0cTd1bGw0d3c2eXdteXRiamRmNHg2dWk1c24xdzcxNXBuNnpqcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/se7GSlxTJjk44VD5b4/200w.webp
idiotsonfire
Its because he's a fucking decrepit Nazi.
AWarningToOthers
God I miss him so hard.
HouseOfEvil
PorterPickUp
45 vs 80 will do that. Man we need to set an age limit of like 65 or 70 for all our offices.
aoshistark
I would dare say 70 should be the maximum cut-off. And only if they can pass a thorough battery of both physical and mental tests to rule out "too damn old" syndrome.
xj4low
Government political positions shouldn't be a retirement plan.
prosper020
Baby Elephant Walk is a good song.
DangerBaer
I thought it was a nice touch, but baby elephants don't deserve to be associated with the Gross Old Pedophiles.
prosper020
They really do not deserve any such association.
The goodness of baby elephants can be attributed to the Obama portion of the video in this case.
PolitiCat
Just imagine what a well placed puddle of oil could do.
phoony
He lumbered gingerly down the stairs.
Devolutionx23
See, trump is the most athletic and fit president in existence. He showed that the slower you move, the longer we have to stare at his fat ass.
Pphunk77
Baby Elephant Walk as the sound track is a nice touch
bemibet
Interestingly, Obama's penis is "4 Trumps" long!
Margrave9000
He just radiates big dick energy. A true statesman.
HeywouldJablowme
Just die already
16KTS
Trump worst nightmare is him meeting Obama again.
J3lek
Obama was there to get shit done. Trump was there to make sure everyone had ample opportunities to celebrate his presence and get picture of him doing what he thinks is presidential, walking down the stairs of air force one.
Strategicgnomer
That, and you can't just run down the stairs when you've got a full diaper, they leak y'know.
NotAPervert
He’s also fucking old tho
UptightBanana
Obama was there to get shit done. trump is there to turn everything to shit.
The11thPlague
No, he was there to help prop up a discredited elite and he did. NO ONE got punished for the bank crash, NO ONE for the senseless wars, etc. He did not repeal the PATRIOT act, did not close Guantanamo Bay. He DID prosecute whistleblowers though. His administration formally REMOVED over 3.1 million people. And so on and so on. He was good at marketing though. And, he could have passed a decent medical reform when he had the votes to, but he deliberately chose to wait until he lost that majority.
Xerxes4242
Obama did not "get shit done" and that's part of the reason we are where we are now.
The11thPlague
Right on point.
dirty999
Emjayen
-- 8 year-old account that just woke up.
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Fucking cunt here at -20 karma still troll shitposting… get fucked fascist
dirty999
I'm sorry people like you are killing this site with all the political B. Yes.
dirty999
B.s.
VoidForScreaming
Why did you reply to yourself?
Froggie243
And you think you're not doing that?
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Like I previously said: CUNT
daliamonra
It isn't that he takes longer to get down the steps that's the problem. It is the fact he claims to be the epitome of human health. If he admitted he was getting old and slowing down physically, it wouldn't be as bad. Of course he is still an utter lying piece of shit whose mental decline has been faster and even less of a distance to fall than even his physical health.
katoutwo8
You people will use any measurement rather than accept metric won't you??
TheVillageGrouch9000
Stuck in the US, I use metric far more than imperial.
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Hey! I’ll have you know I weigh all my drugs using the metric system
andmysoundslaiddownbytheUnderGround
President Obama counts as metric.
AWarningToOthers
That equals out to two washing machines rolling down a hill.
RetrogradeLlama
Absolutely
eternaldragon6661
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Zzd2a3FhOHhicHJ6cjIwMTc1M2RsbThjbzllODVsMTNydnBiZXFyMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/rTIXh5JftLoic/200w.webp
choppedliveraldente
Your answer is bananas
OobieDoobBenubi
PlaceHolderTitle
PootisBirb
*Confused bald eagle noises*
J3lek
Not true. we use metric too.
Snooj
Sometimes both like my ratchet set.
Quessir
NASA certainly does. You'd wonder why.
Ghlargh
Does it have anything to do with a probe crashing straight into the surface of Mars?
Seriously though most higher end industries use metric.
Kotarisu
"I don’t know if the Americans are more frightened by nudity or the metric system."
katoutwo8
I use imperial for stuff that only needs to be accurate within 1/8".
On the other hand, more accurate stuff, metric.
On the other other hand, for machining, imperial again because that's what the machines are calibrated in
TsubakiTragic
nudity, absolutely. Most prudish people on the planet.
ParaspriteHugger
Socialism, however, plays a bigger role in their nightmares.
J3lek
Oh, it's definitely nudity.
PicassoCT
They coined the imperial nipple
sneakyloki
What about the nudity metric?
NM156
Its called the MPAA!
BeachsideBarghest
Shhhh, you'll arouse the Germans
justfillingthespace
Genau darum geht es.
SquashDemon
Hey now, we use metric for guns.
markhMoonHero
Sometimea
gablestout
Not really. The VAST MAJORITY of calibers developed by us companies are imperial: .22 LR, .25 ACP, .30-30 Winchester, .30-40 Krag, .30-06 Springfield, .220 Swift, .222 Remington, .223 Remington, .243 Winchester, .270 Winchester, .308 Winchester, .300 Savage, .300 Winchester Magnum, .357 Magnum, .38 Special, .44 Magnum, .45 ACP, and the .45 Colt...
Metric is pretty much limited to 5.56×45mm NATO, 6.8×43mm Remington SPC, 6.5×39mm Grendel, 6.5 Creedmoor, 6mm Creedmoor, 6mm ARC, and the 6.5 PRC
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Err... thats a English influence. Calibre measurement was originally based off weight of the shot (cannons). Which was lbs. Sub Ounce shots (ie. Bullets) needed standardised barrel manufacturing. Cos small pew pew got stuck more then big boom.
gablestout
Yes, the Imperial system was standardized in England in 1824, and the U.S. uses the imperial system. But caliber wasn't originally based on shot weight; that's the system for cannons ("pounders") and shotgun gauges. Caliber has always referred to bore diameter, and calibers introduced by American manufacturers have almost always been measured using imperial, not metric bore diameters
becuzz04
How, in that beautiful list of ammo sizes, did you leave out the 9mm?
gablestout
Because the 9mm was designed by Austrian firearm designer Georg Luger and first introduced in Germany
Snooj
Metric doesn't measure time.
awetasticadventure
A metric gnome does, or so I'm told.
OobieDoobBenubi
It actually does, it just never caught on.
stonecoldstevebuschemi
Wrong. The second is the SI unit for time measurement (nanoseconds, microseconds, kiiloseconds, etc.).
Hotjoe1991
How many kiloseconds did it take you to type that
Snooj
It took me a half-Obama.
aerodynamit3
Time = Space
middlenameconfusion
24 hours x 60 minutes is 1440 minutes per day. A deciday is 14.4 minutes. A centiday is 1.44 minutes.
chris16447
The second is technically an SI unit and part of the metric system, I guess it's the only metric unit actually commonly used in the US.
blfpd
And the millimeter, if value = 9
overflowin2718
Meth comes in grams
Fanner50
But not metric in the sense of there being multiples of seconds defined by the metric prefixes, like teraseconds…
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
There are milliseconds...
Fanner50
That’s fractions, not multiples
Marsupialmessiah
Ehhh.... unlike the length of a vine or a former king toe cuz apparently the dick was short af, its also a random measurement based on some weirdly specific but regular cycle. WHY CANT I POST AN IMAGE!
TanithRosenbaum
Okay you need to help me out here because I have no idea what you just said or what you're referring to. what is a "former king toe"? and what does "af" mean? what makes a regular cycle "weirdly specific" (as opposed to not specific I suppose?). Sorry for asking, but I'm honestly confused here.
Marsupialmessiah
Inches? Arent they like the length of some monarch's toe? Af = as fuck. The cycle comment i guess it was about the day length or something i was kinda drink. Also i still cant upload any images.