Sep 12, 2022 4:09 PM
dolphinyaso
102472
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TrueNorthernLights
If it's that close to the surface, it's probably dying.
Zega000
Imalwaysready
How much of the city's waterfront survived?
NotHardly
Someone get the clarified butter!!! Stat!
chufly21
Banana split for reference
AsAnItalianItsDifficultTalkingOnTheWebCauseIcantUseMyHands
“Gaint “
RandAIFlagg
I understand Tokyo Bay is no stranger to giant creatures
selkie831
Dericious
cazkey
Swim. They gonna eat you!
DavidTownsendimage
How big is giant?
LoTRFanatic42
Females average 12-13m in length, males average 10m
DaSauceSeeker
Mmmm future Ikayaki
Sniffmeenob101
How big did they estimate it was ? Please
rastaX
Needs a steampunk submarine for scale.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
Dude looks like imitation crab meat
mercbrit
Looks like a normal sized squid.
AduainCaptor
Friend <3
EnterTheMongoose
Japan: v
CopySix
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
RobJenkins
I preferred Beast to Jaws
cksigma
nofreelunch
On time and ready for Tokyo’s Hentai-Con!
mondeca
v
hotdoginathermos
hodaddelvecchio
Need a banana
CloakedFigure
I don’t think they eat those
SpaceSpeed
Is the squid lacking potassium? How can you tell?
TrustMeImAGrizzlyBear
The average giant squid is between 56 and 79 bananas in length. With the largest being at a staggering 101 bananas.
Astral134
A banana boat
madsander
A banana fish?
activeparticipant
At least 5 banana
Hotjoe1991
Someone asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said no, but I want a regular banana later, so yeah.
NickRivieraMD
I guess this is probably a Mitch Hedberg quote? But also, that is never gonna be a regular banana, dude.
their eyes are about a banana and a half in diameter
theDogter
Yes generally the size of a large dinner plate.
get outta here with your wild units of measurement! If you really wanna be helpful, what size is it in terms of large boulders the size>
of small boulders?
PutItInNeutral
Cramps?
NoIdeaWhatToUseHere
hydrocarbon82
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
(S)He big
Dimension09
I'm sure the squid doesn't care what gender it is.
diggetydug
It big.
weerdo
They are smarter then Republicans..
RayFinkleisthemayor
I will call him, “calamari.”
d0o0o0d
Carlmari?
LiterallyNothingAvailable
He needs to leave that bay immediately
goodguyC
Why? Do Japanese people like seafood??
Most people like seafood. There are some Japanese that like to fish endangered or protected marine life and say it is for science reasons.
But sell it on the black market for food. Specifically whales, sharks and other endangered wildlife.
But to actually answer your question… yes they do love seafood. But so do I
neogeo0823
*insert anime joke* *insert sushi joke* *insert godzilla joke*
DreamingOfTacos
He tells a joke about the good times, he tells a joke about the bad times...
slothlikemammal
It's conflicting if I were seafood I would want to stay away from Japan, but if I woke up one morning with tentacles..straight to Japan!
RARusk
*insert hentai joke*
Zapathasura
I'm suprised at how docile it is.
TeflonTrout
Breedable, even
CarlottaVonSprockett
He’s just politely surfacing to ask us to turn down the thermostat a scootch.
howimetyourauntrobin2
I believe the theory is that this one is sick which is why it is swimming so high in the water column
Kinda sad that it's ill but it sure is a great oppurtunity to see one alive and up close.
teacupsquid
Likely not ill, just at the end of its life. Cephalopods aren't durable and don't live long. Even the big ones.
unclefatty
oh this squid is f. u. k. t. fukt sad to see such an incredible creature in such bad shape. amazing to see it at all tho
Don't be sad. Cephalopods have VERY short lifespans. This is natural.
...these the things sperm whales are nomming on?
FUKYU350
No.. That's collosal squids that battle with whales. Not giant squids.
That's a giant squid (A. dux). Colosal squid (M. hamiltoni) have a much wider mantle and shorter arms. Sperm whales love 'em.
I know the video up there if a giant squid. I'm saying it's collosal squid that fight whales, not giant, as you have confirmed.
Sperm whales predate primarily on giant squid.
Yup. They love 'em. Sperm whale bellies are full of giant squid beaks.
fistermatic5000
Or killing sperm whales. It's a literal battle to the death.
Erm...no? Sperm whales win. Giant squid are a primary part of their diet. They hunt them no problem. Only fight is a few sucker marks.
It seems you are correct. For some reason I thought I'd read somewhere that the squid sometimes wins. I stand corrected.
It happens! Thanks for being willing to admit you weren't correct. That takes strong stuff, and is very admirable!
hollanderpolder
Yes. But then larger…
georgedragonslayer
Or have been rumored to kill sperm whales.
Show me the evidence? Speem whales are much larger and literally built to feed on these guys.
blaghart
lions are built to feed one lots of stuff that's a lot bigger and scarier than a wolverine or a honey badger but that doesn't mean they win
This makes literally no sense. Wolverines and badgers intimate lions, because lions are cowards, but don't ever kill them.
It makes perfect sense, your justification is that the whale is larger and predates on them. Lions predate small animals and are larger than
And I don't want an example of another animal. I want evidence of this happening with SPERM WHALES. Comparison to a lion is worthless.
Johwin
He's looking for the fishermans wife.
clamdriver
Call the soy sauce tanker!
Puppysmasher9000
Definitely +1 for reference!
drcookieninja
And 2 and 3! All the way to 8!
Treemandeous
The Retentacling
jjw9
A+ for the ref. to Hokusai’s early 19th century, ukiyo-e pre-cursor to modern tentacle erotica. ?
TsubakiTragic
insert
jesusisherelookbusy
DrPepper523
There's some fanfics out there for that
samwyze
titaniumsnail
You mean all other tentacle porn ever?
Well no, I mean ones that specifically mention the painting or have discussions about the painting beforehand.
Fair enough.
But then yes they turn into hentai
TrueNorthernLights
If it's that close to the surface, it's probably dying.
Zega000
Imalwaysready
How much of the city's waterfront survived?
NotHardly
Someone get the clarified butter!!! Stat!
chufly21
Banana split for reference
AsAnItalianItsDifficultTalkingOnTheWebCauseIcantUseMyHands
“Gaint “
RandAIFlagg
I understand Tokyo Bay is no stranger to giant creatures
selkie831
Dericious
cazkey
Swim. They gonna eat you!
DavidTownsendimage
How big is giant?
LoTRFanatic42
Females average 12-13m in length, males average 10m
DaSauceSeeker
Mmmm future Ikayaki
Sniffmeenob101
How big did they estimate it was ? Please
rastaX
Needs a steampunk submarine for scale.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
Dude looks like imitation crab meat
mercbrit
Looks like a normal sized squid.
AduainCaptor
Friend <3
EnterTheMongoose
Japan:
v
CopySix
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
RobJenkins
I preferred Beast to Jaws
cksigma
nofreelunch
On time and ready for Tokyo’s Hentai-Con!
mondeca
hotdoginathermos
hodaddelvecchio
Need a banana
CloakedFigure
I don’t think they eat those
SpaceSpeed
Is the squid lacking potassium? How can you tell?
TrustMeImAGrizzlyBear
The average giant squid is between 56 and 79 bananas in length. With the largest being at a staggering 101 bananas.
Astral134
A banana boat
madsander
A banana fish?
activeparticipant
At least 5 banana
Hotjoe1991
Someone asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said no, but I want a regular banana later, so yeah.
NickRivieraMD
I guess this is probably a Mitch Hedberg quote? But also, that is never gonna be a regular banana, dude.
NickRivieraMD
their eyes are about a banana and a half in diameter
theDogter
Yes generally the size of a large dinner plate.
NickRivieraMD
get outta here with your wild units of measurement! If you really wanna be helpful, what size is it in terms of large boulders the size>
NickRivieraMD
of small boulders?
PutItInNeutral
Cramps?
NoIdeaWhatToUseHere
hydrocarbon82
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
(S)He big
Dimension09
I'm sure the squid doesn't care what gender it is.
diggetydug
It big.
weerdo
They are smarter then Republicans..
RayFinkleisthemayor
I will call him, “calamari.”
d0o0o0d
Carlmari?
LiterallyNothingAvailable
He needs to leave that bay immediately
goodguyC
Why? Do Japanese people like seafood??
LiterallyNothingAvailable
Most people like seafood. There are some Japanese that like to fish endangered or protected marine life and say it is for science reasons.
LiterallyNothingAvailable
But sell it on the black market for food. Specifically whales, sharks and other endangered wildlife.
LiterallyNothingAvailable
But to actually answer your question… yes they do love seafood. But so do I
neogeo0823
*insert anime joke* *insert sushi joke* *insert godzilla joke*
DreamingOfTacos
He tells a joke about the good times, he tells a joke about the bad times...
slothlikemammal
It's conflicting if I were seafood I would want to stay away from Japan, but if I woke up one morning with tentacles..straight to Japan!
RARusk
*insert hentai joke*
Zapathasura
I'm suprised at how docile it is.
TeflonTrout
Breedable, even
Zapathasura
CarlottaVonSprockett
He’s just politely surfacing to ask us to turn down the thermostat a scootch.
howimetyourauntrobin2
I believe the theory is that this one is sick which is why it is swimming so high in the water column
Zapathasura
Kinda sad that it's ill but it sure is a great oppurtunity to see one alive and up close.
teacupsquid
Likely not ill, just at the end of its life. Cephalopods aren't durable and don't live long. Even the big ones.
unclefatty
oh this squid is f. u. k. t. fukt sad to see such an incredible creature in such bad shape. amazing to see it at all tho
teacupsquid
Don't be sad. Cephalopods have VERY short lifespans. This is natural.
d0o0o0d
...these the things sperm whales are nomming on?
FUKYU350
No.. That's collosal squids that battle with whales. Not giant squids.
teacupsquid
That's a giant squid (A. dux). Colosal squid (M. hamiltoni) have a much wider mantle and shorter arms. Sperm whales love 'em.
FUKYU350
I know the video up there if a giant squid. I'm saying it's collosal squid that fight whales, not giant, as you have confirmed.
teacupsquid
Sperm whales predate primarily on giant squid.
teacupsquid
Yup. They love 'em. Sperm whale bellies are full of giant squid beaks.
fistermatic5000
Or killing sperm whales. It's a literal battle to the death.
teacupsquid
Erm...no? Sperm whales win. Giant squid are a primary part of their diet. They hunt them no problem. Only fight is a few sucker marks.
fistermatic5000
It seems you are correct. For some reason I thought I'd read somewhere that the squid sometimes wins. I stand corrected.
teacupsquid
It happens! Thanks for being willing to admit you weren't correct. That takes strong stuff, and is very admirable!
hollanderpolder
Yes. But then larger…
georgedragonslayer
Or have been rumored to kill sperm whales.
teacupsquid
Show me the evidence? Speem whales are much larger and literally built to feed on these guys.
blaghart
lions are built to feed one lots of stuff that's a lot bigger and scarier than a wolverine or a honey badger but that doesn't mean they win
teacupsquid
This makes literally no sense. Wolverines and badgers intimate lions, because lions are cowards, but don't ever kill them.
blaghart
It makes perfect sense, your justification is that the whale is larger and predates on them. Lions predate small animals and are larger than
teacupsquid
And I don't want an example of another animal. I want evidence of this happening with SPERM WHALES. Comparison to a lion is worthless.
Johwin
He's looking for the fishermans wife.
clamdriver
Call the soy sauce tanker!
Puppysmasher9000
Definitely +1 for reference!
drcookieninja
And 2 and 3! All the way to 8!
Treemandeous
The Retentacling
jjw9
A+ for the ref. to Hokusai’s early 19th century, ukiyo-e pre-cursor to modern tentacle erotica. ?
TsubakiTragic
insert
jesusisherelookbusy
DrPepper523
There's some fanfics out there for that
samwyze
titaniumsnail
You mean all other tentacle porn ever?
DrPepper523
Well no, I mean ones that specifically mention the painting or have discussions about the painting beforehand.
titaniumsnail
Fair enough.
DrPepper523
But then yes they turn into hentai