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https://youtu.be/K4J-IyDy_c0
Jan 26, 2020 5:22 PM
duneswhisper
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This is the link
https://youtu.be/K4J-IyDy_c0
L0rdAv0n
"Hurr durr durr, lOoK aT mE, iM a lAnD AnImaL" -shark probably
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Makin my way downstream.
petresun
Dogfish. Bottom feeders. Like a plecostomas. Super cool.
JohnBigboote74
Walking shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo, walking shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo ...
KingORedLions
There are something like 9 species of walking shark. All fairly recent evolutions....
Jetda
that is awesome
fredhoffman1968
why swim when you can walk
zappyguy
Looks like a bamboo shark, we had one in our highschool.
neVercaneVer
Making my way down town, walking fast, shellfish pass, I'm reef bound..
scroobiusgav
https://imgur.com/t/flanders/mOuzy1V
shortwarrior
I'm glad that out of the million spiders and snakes in Australia, this shark is just politely going for a nice walk.
webmin88
Next generation of humans for when we inevitably wipe ourselves out
YesButMaybe
I wonder what creationists would say about this to justify the Intelligent Design theory.
Devolv3
Only a few millenia until we get Street Sharks.
suik
so is he able to filter the water by himself? cuz I thought sharks HAVE TO swim to breathe. Once they stop they die...that's what I thought
HouseTonyStark
It’s when they announce stuff like this that I’m like ‘how the fuck did you miss A SHARK WITH LEGS until now
IwishIwasJamesBond
Lazy bastaards
PitBullCuddles
I have one of these in my fishtank. Whats the big deal?
Cheomesh
I wonder what it gains out of this; seems like it would take more energy than swimming.
Justinvest420
My thoughts exactly..
Chaimgoldbergenstein
I'm no marine biologist, but don't most sharks need to constantly be floating with their swim bladder? This boi can rest on the floor.
darkrob13
Wonder how long before sharks walk on dry land. That's nothing short of terrifying. Good thing it'll be millions of years from now. Yikes.
Lucidacide
How is that more terrifying than crocodilians
darkrob13
It's not. I'm not overly fond of those either!
darrowcd
Is it endangered yet? No? Let’s get to work.
Gurkenherr
Nothing we need to get to work for... Just dont Change what we are doing anyway
KingOfTheAnarchists
I mean, if it lives on/in coral we're well on our way.
thewiggins
they are probably on fire by now
ImaCassowaryandyoubesthaveanumbrella
We just discovered it give us chance
MulattoGelato
We've known about them since 2008, I feel like by now we should have at least made a dent.
esbear
Habitat loss wait for noone.
Mindshard
How soon before Asian people wipe them out trying to get boners and making soup?
EreyaTheForgotten
Don't worry, it is Australia it will kill everything in its wake
PutInaThumbnPulledOutAPlum
*blink* DONE. They’re extinct. Just that fast.
shortwarrior
How will they get past the emus?
Lachdogmillionaire
0 down votes, nice.
fuckcats
if it works for asians it might work for whites. count us in.
Ivern101
Never if they keep it up with the bat soup and Coronas
GGDrizzle
Wuhan! Got you allll infect!
bustedq
About the same time white people figure out salt isn't the only seasoning available for chicken.
Chaimgoldbergenstein
White people literally conquered 90% of the planet in pursuit of more spices for cooking, I've never understood this meme
SloppyUsedCondom
I use Tony's
olymoly22
Old Bay for me
nipommu
Hey. That’s China. Not all Asian countries eat everything.
Mindshard
Here's a challenge. Name one.
BossPat
itnevertooklonger
Two fins=Fitty percent more soup.
ghostcup
100%?
HeadJamistan
yup.
LookHarder80085
Due to coronavirus China has actually just banned the sale of "wild animals" as food
kakivara
They also did that after SARS. The markets were already illegal.
ciaran13
But China still asshoe
Mindshard
Because the Chinese have such a long history of following regulations, especially when it concerns killing animals...
SL4pthePANCAKES
Or people for that matter
GhostGuy
And the Chinese populace will SURELY respect that law and stop doing it entirely! And the police will definitely not take bribes to look >
GhostGuy
> the other way!
Netskimmer
Will probably be an amphibian in a few million years.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
It'll probably be extinct in 50 years thanks anthropocene
ConfederacyOfDunces
I can't wait!
JustDontCare
Not while we’re turning the ocean into acid and plastic.
Headcase444
LAND SHARK!!!
cyberspork
No, its a candy gram
Bluesusu
Land sharks gonna be a thing.
shyriath
And if we've wiped ourselves out by then, hey, plenty of land to try to adapt their way into. Might even be mutagens left over to help 'em.
YayItsMillerTime
Will it live that long?
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
They have also developed the ability to survive in low oxygen environments, meaning they can shuffle through shallow water and even lift the
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
themselves out of the sea to move between pools at low tide.
Delta2Almanac
Insert gif with Ned Flanders and Jesus fish
scroobiusgav
https://imgur.com/t/flanders/mOuzy1V
firstlaughofthedaythankyou
CompletelyOrginal
BoyofBeef
One of my favourite Simpsons moments.
Entertainmemotherfucker
Passing politicians.... Oooh edgy... Donald trump or something. I demand upvotes and boobs
corprophage
nah amphibians are dying out id be surprised if they ever make a new resurgence
Lutki
Most are super sensitive to chemicals and pollutants in water, like huge amounts of birth defects and death. So it's not super surprising.
SneakEFoxxe
It wouldn’t be an amphibian, it would be a fish that followed the same process amphibians did
stankginchfurbuger
This guy gets evolution.
corprophage
so convergent evolution?
NdotGreeze
Pretty garbage clade to be honest.
Cheomesh
y tho
SneakEFoxxe
Frogs are cool but its all about suitability for the current environment and permeable skin doesn’t last long in a polluted shithole
SneakEFoxxe
Also they are particularly vulnerable to parasites that are currently running rampant