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If he isn’t stopped, all is lost. https://twitter.com/occupydemocrats/status/1669470582084374529?s=46&t=B1U0x1sPlqU99Ih0WwJILg
c2zvgsVillain
Hopefully the prick forgets to take his blood pressure medication
RetrogradeLlama
"Fucking Moron" is usually used for people of his ilk - but it falls far short.
beerkrump
The 4th Amendment is against self incrimination. Is he saying that the FBI gathered something incrimating?
talldrink413
Nevermind it was a FL grand jury of citizens that recommended the indictment
NonstopRampage
Bunches0Lunches
sadurdaynight
Is "Socks" = SOX (Sarbanes Oxley) Act?
capnadorable
“It’s extremely unlikely that the judge will look at such rhetoric favorably” you do know who the judge is, right?
loedout
I believe this would be libelous. He saves the slander for his unhinged speeches.
Richter12x2
If we're lucky, when they dial the pressure up a bit he'll stroke out, and live 20 more years alive but unable to speak, just watch his empire crumble.
FartsSmellBad
eso si que es
DukeDarkwood
That's what it is. (No, I don't know more than a smattering of Spanish. Yes, I have heard those same commercials.)
WhatFuckingNameIsntTaken
Does the fourth amendment cover things in your home that were stolen from the United States government in an attempt to sell to foreign nations or to extort people for financial gain? I don’t remember that clause being in there…
Larkins
Yet people think that he should still be president. People actually believe him.
SugarSmack
MainJane
SecretAgentSuperBooger
YeroctheBarbarian
Ah the perfect meltdown temp to toast marshmallows with.
KrondorMocker
ahem..... I believe you mean: AH THE PERFECT MELTDOWN TEMP TO TOAST MARSHMALLOWS WITH.
mireigi
Roasting marshmallows over that particular fire will make them taste like concentrated ass.
TZO2k15
He's literally having a temper tantrum…
SwiftyGuy
Nope. Not yet. The people need to make sure he never escapes his fate. Also, make sure DeSantis doesn’t win either. Because the horror will begin again and be worse if either are elected.
Mas7er
Perfect when it reaches orange
Mynamedoesntmatteronlylifematters
Honestly, I'd rather have them Burn!
bloxxing
the perfect projection.
MyVerySmarterUserName
Lol that’s not a meltdown, that’s not him unravelling, that’s not a psychological breakdown, that’s how he reacts normally. He’s done that in the past, will do it again in the future.
wolfspirit21
I'll bring the hot chocolate
TungstenTiger
Can we please stop pretending this is a "meltdown" or some kind of episode? He is once again signalling for his rabid supporters to get violent and kill in his name. MFers are calling for CIVIL WAR over his indictment and you better believe that's exactly what he's hoping for. I leave you with the wisdom history provides us. Trump WILL try for another coup if allowed
SwiftyGuy
Indeed. Actually better he be dead for treasonous actions or go to prison never to be released and never be able to communicate with anyone outside ever again.
starwingcorona
"Clinton Socks Case"? What did Bill and Hillary's cat do?!
Skawomplious
You know.
SomethingOtherThanMyRealName
His followers don't care how deranged he is. He is their idol to the end.
Fargus57
He's the only rallying point they have. No one else in the GOP can get all the conservative nutcases on the same page.
Flowerlady0
I want to see every dime he has as well as anyone who is at least three connections in to him get taken. Make them poor.
trippingthelightfantastic
SledgeGTR
Mutants?
slinkiisu
Hang
TeelMoobeel
give 'im the old Rasputin treatment :D
slinkiisu
Put some poison into his wine, then when he drinks it all and says "I feel fine", shoot him until he's dead?
slinkiisu
RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN
TeelMoobeel
something involving first beating to death, then drowning, then dismemberment then burning? can't recall the elements or the order!
slinkiisu
Oh that's much harder to dance to
KenjiKando
I mean, yeah, in prison is preferable, but as long as he dies.
DukeDarkwood
FAR preferable. We need to show people that the system CAN work. That criminals will be held accountable. The GOP is as bold as it is with its crimes because they're not facing consequences.
KenjiKando
I mean, even if he died going up the steps to the prison, I'm fine with that. Or on the boat towards Alcatraz, which could totally open back up just to house his lard ass away from his supporters, who would just run each other over with boats to get there.
sirava
And half the country still wants him as president because he says it's ok to hate certain people.
Schitzoflink
Well yeah, he says what they are thinking. Or at least blames their problems on a group that they feel comfortable blaming.
bourbonandbaddecisions
Clinton keeping an interview isn’t the in the same ballpark as keeping military secrets. It’s not even the same game. Or on the same planet.
evilspock
Syphilis is a terrible disease.
mrthewhitee
Occupy Democracy is kind of over dramatic. This rant is no more or less unhinged than his last 20. The telling one is where he says his fall guy Nauta packed everything and he relied on him to know what was and wasn't classified and he told him not to pack anything Trump wasn't supposed to have.
D1rtyh4rry666
You’re right. And that one truly does stand out.
thereitis101
Kind of? And I say that as a fellow Dem.
MapleSyrupMafia
Once the angry librarians asked to get their shit back and he did everything in his power to keep them, it tells everything about the whole situation. If he really wasn't aware about having those documents, he would've turned them away immediately to avoid trouble. Then again, he showed shit to Kid Rock and who knows else, so he knew. Then he also mentionned he declassified them and that it was his property... If he doesn't go to jail, the system is broken beyond repair.
BlindGardener
If he doesn't go to jail for this, then I'm just using his trial as precident every time the cops want to charge me with anything "You've got to let me go because you let Trump go."
GallusTadius
Okay, I'm confused (well, more confused, I was before too), what does the Clintons' cat have to do with Tump [sic] being indicted?
sadurdaynight
He might be referring to SOX (Sarbanes-Oxley) Act that was passed for information security. But, dude's off his rocker, so hard to tell.
TimeToPayTheFiddlerWhore
He keeps talking to the Judicial Watch people. They convinced him not to settle against the advice of counsel. They brought a suit a while back trying to get a hold of some recordings of Clinton made for a book interview which were claimed as presidential records. They lost the suit and now think that somehow means the president gets to keep whatever he wants. https://www.politico.com/blogs/under-the-radar/2012/03/judge-wont-seize-bill-clinton-taylor-branch-audiotapes-116074
JustFeedMePieDammit
Trump fucked their cat and got caught. Then tried to claim it was a FBI entrapment plot
SmashySashimi
At this point, the neurons are just lighting up like bumpers on a pinball machine, so we're rather lucky to get intelligible words at all.
ThrashAndChemistry
"Lucky"
geoffreyfourmyle
"the housecat case exonerates me!"
evilspock
Nothing. Apparently there was an event when Bill stashed something in his socks drawer. Apples and Oranges. Donny is on trial for obstruction, if he'd just returned the docs nothing would have happened.
khora
Something = audio recordings where a historian interviewed him.
KirkSteel
Yup, considered personal property and therefore not legally required by the archive.
staceyjorgenson31415
A Trumpian crackpot sued Bill for his private notebook when he was writing a memoir,,, and lost 🥰 That’s their Smoking Gun 😃
SecretAgentSuperBooger
mithiwithi
The fact that Coulter hates his guts (ironically for not building the wall) would make it particularly fitting to throw her in there.
donsterkay
There's always room for horseface if you grind her up enough.
Interleaver11111111
he just can’t help himself. also, spell check doesn’t work so well when you have caps lock on, so that’s fun.
DeanGulberri1
Time for a refill!
MapleSyrupMafia
Sometimes his asshole gets jealous of the shit coming out of his mouth.
Doismellbacon
Tamara?
OrRo77
I had idea caps lock affected spell check. Good to know
eeps
The spellchecker assumes anything in all caps is an abbreviation (or whatever) not a word so it doesn't check it.
KalebTaylor
What was spelled incorrectly?
comhood
No, you're fine. 'What' is the correct way to spell What.
DorianHyde92
I'm fucking wheezing over here
caldella
I'm convinced he has some level of dementia tbh. He's no longer just spouting stuff that makes him popular; I think he's believing some of his own bullshit.
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thundercactus
Putin believed in his own bullshit too. Didn't happen in a vacuum, either. Surrounded himself with loyal yes-men and they just informed him of everything he wanted to hear. Probably same thing happening with Trump; he's just choosing to selectively listen to people who agree with him, and after long enough, he's just never wrong anymore.
rebutters
...dementia is probably making it much worse, though.
mistermiggs
Frontotemporal dementia
cardinal29
Yup. Why does he stand that way? Https://i.imgur.com/KXXC3iS.jpg
tcbvapor420
And/or shoe lifts, cuz tall = power apparently
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Some of my family are feds and stories trickled in from his staffers. He must have had dementia for a long time. His briefers had to drop his name every few words or they couldnt keep his attention. He just didnt have the cognitive function.
rebutters
He's always believed his own bullshit. His pathology has been set from very early in his life, reinforced by his father, banks, and the world at large that he cannot be wrong, admit wrong, or even pretend to understand wrong, because any of those things is to be weak and to be weak is to die.
mithiwithi
He's believed his own bullshit at _least_ as far back as the White House Correspondent's Dinner where Obama humiliated him. I'll allow for the possibility that Trump was a conscious scammer back in the 80's and 90's, but by the '10's I believe he was thoroughly high on his own supply.
BubblesTheFish
More like he knows how to cause stochastic domestic terrorism.
evilspock
A wolf caught in a trap will chew off its own leg trying to free itself. Donald Gargamel Trump is that leg!
NinjablazerZero
The fact that you ever believed he didn't believe his own bullshit is funny to me.
mymustachecallstheshots
Has been for awhile.
SavageDrums
Probably has since the mid 80s. Dude has been a speed freak for decades.
sandraleer
He has always believed in his own greatness and that he can do no wrong. Classic narcissistic personality disorder. He literally cannot believe anything bad about himself and is also pretty dumb, so he comes up with conspiracy theories to explain why people see him differently than he does. Complete lack of self awareness.
jscuster
Watch his Ali G interview about ice cream gloves from 20 years ago and he’s clearly all there. A ruthless narcissistic asshole but definitely all there. There’s no question he’s had massive cognitive decline since then.
malachitedragon
If I'm being totally honest this is also why I personally never felt like he'd be able to launch any nukes. The man can't remember what he had for lunch 15 minutes ago, you expect him to remember 3 codes that change on a daily basis?
cleverusernamehere
I was literally just thinking that
sadurdaynight
He has a fantasy world in his head. He thinks as a former POTUS he has absolute immunity. When reality clashes with his fantasy, he falls back on Goebbel's "shout a lie long enough and it becomes the truth". He wants to wind people up in his court of public opinion hoping they will attack the real govt and courts to make his problem go away. He's a desperate fool backed into a corner that has a massive ego. It's a dangerous combo.
QotU
Welcome to Narcissistic Personality Disorder. First time? Those of us who grew up with it can tell you: he believes everything he says. It’s part of the disorder.
TsunamiWombat
People have been calling it on his mental state being in decline since he first took office. Remember the thing with Amurosa or whatever her name was from the apprentice?
TheoFromSteam
If you listen to him talk in the 90s he's always been like this. The guy is just they big an arsehole and that big an idiot
TheInfamousPenguin
I work in elder care and have helped alot of people with dementia, I agree with you
NickRivieraMD
He's literally never been smart enough to just say stuff that makes him popular. He just says whatever he wants to be true, whatever he thinks makes him look better. Making him popular was Fox's job, and their ilk.
FetteredJuvenescence
It's not dementia, he's *always* been this delusional.
HansVerhaegen
Just some delusional narcissism brought on by decades and scores of sycophants and a dick for a father.
beez428
Cunt has wanted to (I believe HAS) rape his own daughter for many years. He hasn't been all there in my lifetime.
Marsmallowmancer
I've thought this for awhile. I hate Trump with a passion, but it's actually sad to see his family and the people who claim to support him letting him keep pushing himself and making an absolute buffoon of himself like this when he clearly needs help.
PlaytimeInParadox
I ran out of empathy when people started dying from his incompetence
sirava
Narcissist who probably did a lot of drugs and ate nothing but cheeseburgers.
doromath
As someone with a parent that has NPD this rings true. The behavior is very recognizable.
CortexDagger
If I'd heard correctly he won't touch alcohol or drugs because of his brother. But yes so many cheeseburgers.
SavageDrums
He doesn't consider amphetamines to be "drugs". He's a speed freak, and has been since at least the 80s.
D1rtyh4rry666
Oh uncle Donnie likes the drugs. Street drugs, like the regular hoi paloi do? No no. Those are for “losers”. Way to easy to get a doctor to prescribe you drugs - if you’re rich? Oh yeah. He’s on them. Loads of ‘em. That is a man…with all the hallmark signs of “stimulants”.
Blud4BludGod
He also says that he's like five inches taller than he really is and about fifty pounds lighter, so let's not buy into his stupidity. Someone post that picture of his office where he has a shitload of sudafed stuffed into a cabinet, which is something typically addicts use to help hide stimulant abuse symptoms.
casbott
And that was Sudafed from another country (UK?) that has different restrictions on how much stimulants are in it.
vegivamp
Wait, Sudafed? The stuff we get as sinutab over here?
Blud4BludGod
Yes, because taking it can help alleviate some of the more visibly obvious physical symptoms of snorting pills/cocaine. It's like eye drops for pot smokers, albeit less commonly used for that.
KibbIeAle
I've been convinced of that for a while. I mean who claims airports existed during the civil war, if not dementia patients?
mithiwithi
Even now, I am inclined to give Trump the benefit of the doubt and say that he misread the teleprompter's "ports" and mingled it with another line to get "airports". But in his present mental state, I can't discount the possibility that he now DOES believe there were airports in the Revolutionary War. Because to believe otherwise would require him to have made a mistake.
HeresYourSauce
If it were just the one time I'd give him the benefit of the doubt. It's really easy for people to misspeak, or to misread a teleprompter, but this is, and has been, a constant thing.
mithiwithi
I'm only aware of the one "airports" thing. That said, as I alluded to before, I could easily believe that once he made the mistake once, he would persist in it rather than admitting it was a mistake. Or maybe even convince himself that the mistake was the truth.
Frodyne
You mean like that time when he had the choice between saying: "The situation has changed, the predictions been updated, and therefore what I said before no longer holds true", or drawing on a hurricane map with a crayon - and he chose the crayon because he is unable to ever admit that he said things that were wrong or had to be revised.
HeresYourSauce
If it were just the once I'd credit it to a simple mistake, but Trump can't get a single sentence off right. Hell, the best way to check if he wrote a tweet/comment is to check for errors, if it only has one or two it's not his.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
There's a possibility he is actually that stupid.
PyroAvok
'Possibility'?
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
Slippery slope. He's pretty good at manipulation or his followers are equally as stupid. Cult leaders are tricky.
norsion920074
I've been saying this since day one, he's an actual idiot...
Perkunas687
Whoa whoa whoa, it was the Revolution.
KibbIeAle
Ah, that's right. It was painful enough to hear him say it the first time, I didn't feel like googling it to experience that cringe again just to confirm which incorrect war he named.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
SecretAgentSuperBooger
sharK11
I'm a Jerseyan and frequently fly EWR, this can't be true because I'm pretty sure there's no cinnabon near concourse B. There is however a Dunkin.
MapleSyrupMafia
The typo bothered me, so I GIMP'd it real quick...
TravisThePusseeFartFairy
Thank you
KrondorMocker
Gimp'd you say?
MamaRosie
I'm going fucking crazy. What did you change? What can my eyes not see that yours have????
usernameusedinlessplatforms2
Brains error correction working too well. :)
DMSledge
the typo was assualting their eyes
jadanks
The word assault