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Mar 3, 2019 5:38 AM
yajuuSparkleQueen
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JeremyBearimy
Not only did he step in dog shit he slipped in it. That’s a bad day.
HillHobbitWoman
That looks like a rejected infomercial. For reasons.
LordMagnus
Not a good boi...
jarhaMarbleSmasher
Charlie Day IRL, not sure how he's going to kick Mac out of the way and save his life though
landshark21
morbidgorilla
Looks like an insurance scam to me, I ran a candy store in a mall years ago, scumbags like this would try to "accidentally" fall all the tim
KareemAbdulJabroni
redtails2649
Sssssliding into home plate
seesilience
Did anyone else see the rat from Teenage Mutant Turtles ?
jake03583
Worth it.
yoyopopo
lesbianwholovesbeerandcheese
Yep. Looks like he smashed the fuck outta his knee falling that hard on it.
Smacketywack
Good way to mess up your hip joint.
TheMeatClownCometh
The circle of life
radlee7
I wonder how they knew to go back and check the footage ?
CirB
Likely he told them to do it in hopes of catching the guilty party & sue them for the telemarks.
loveleftovernachos
Not being mean. But, did he not see the dog crap because his stomach was in the way? He was looking down.
psillysimon
Brilliant!
synalicious
...he..he had an entire sidewalk to walk on.. there was so much space..how was stepping in shit even an option??
McFluffySundae
Looked like he was maybe walking to the car.
Davedavedavedavedave
That goes in the saved folder.
msimms62711
Are you on stupid pills
bsavvy
Slicker ‘n’ shit
MaximumRadius
I thought the whole saying was "slicker 'n' cat shit on linoleum".
bsavvy
Oooo. I’ve never heard the whole thing!
temposaur
Looks like people don't have any motorical skills
KinderSurpriseMF
I thought by the thumbnail it was a big mouse by the car !
spacestationnumberfive
そう
GrammorPolice
He cant see his feet.
johnhughesathon
Man down!!
tickle4berries
SAAAAFE!!!! As he slides into turd base!
Smacketywack
Underrated.
marziahigh
The way he falls actually scares me for how unhealthy his body is. He just accepts going down
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
He accepts going down because he probably thinks he's gonna get some sort of financial compensation somehow
Barkinsons
I have the same feeling when I see people trying to catch a train. Half of our population are unable to run properly
Nikolai5
That might just be the awkward half run people do because they're self conscious.
LilMuffen
and you'd think he'd notice a big turn on the sidewalk. Who knows maybe he's trying to get some money from insurance
FideroyolaSmackonmytiddayboostersThe3rd
A healthy person falling like that can sprain a lot of different body parts, a huge obese man like that, he is gonna feel that for long!
LadyCottonHead
I assumed he was drunk. But perhaps not at 10:43 am. Exercise, kids!
ProperPlanningPreventsPissPoorPerformance
How did he not see the FUCKING MASSIVE PILE of dog shit? It even appears as if he is looking at it as he is walking up
hasthehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet
Oh look dog shit
jette011
I think his belly got in the way
indified
thats what we call "pulling a charlie"
GrahamCanyon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtZ-lbXthUc
Yojoo
I knew what this was before clicking the link =D
sirmixanaverageamount
He stepped in shit to hide the smell of the skunk he let spray him
PlatypusFeet
He was on his way back from getting cigarettes to cover the cologne
sirmixanaverageamount
The cologne was actually to cover the smell of the cigarettes
YouJustGotRickRolled
Insurance?
C12H22O11
Wtf, does the insurance cover that in the US ? In Switzerland you go to the insurance for « stepping in dog shit » they tell you to fuck off
imanatheistdebateme
In US there is negligence theory. Property insurance would cover injury due to dangerous condition on property left negligently by owners.
YouJustGotRickRolled
Counts as a slip and fall i guess
C12H22O11
Yeah, could do the trick
sanjiv204
I think it is dark. The camera can capture the details as it has infra red dark mode
texasdean
Shadow of the car, dog, and guy seems that its mid day.
aldskee
Dude check those shadows and the light reflecting off the car. It's the middle of the day
Kremithe
It shows 10:43. given the D/M/Y, I imagine it's not the nightime 10:43.
OfficialPolice
Yeah. Since security cameras usually use military time it is probably 10 in the morning as apposed to 2200