Jan 29, 2021 8:42 PM
Calicoastin818
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Sealab2021
What a train wreck
Drankpunchyboi
Rude-y Ghouliani
Mack1986
Ironically this was the most positive thing he has ever said about a minority
Awmph
they are real life caricatures of corrupt officials. tf, America?
DeinnsBeans
To the surprise of absolutely no one. Dude is a brown-nosing cunt.
guitarfourtysix
Count Flatula
bendoverrover
God, he's a mess lol
imgurschmimgur
last time i saw a mess like that I needed to call in the total landscaping guys...
rubyrooh
MaxDebutante
Sometimes older people slooowly become genuinely stupid. Maybe there SHOULD be a cutoff - this is a generation too removed
NomDeImguerre
Yeah...I don't think it's as much "accidental" as him trying to drum up support from the racists. Or at least make sure they don't hang him.
BecausePickles
ParanoidAnondroid
Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's brain damage.
SureYouCanDG
Aint this the old man that tried to bang that reporter that was half his age, basically expecting sexual favors.
GreatAlfredini
More like a quarter his age.
True dat, he was so old i bet his crotch stanks of dust
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
He's just so fucking stupid.
MrGuY21
scottEkarate
He's clearly gearing up for a presidential bid in 2024. This was a genius move for the republican base
Medoria
wtf.
MsBrit7
He looks like he's high af on some kind of upper or something.
dontmagpie
what is he even saying? jane circle?
STEVIERAYK
Clown.
Rijtjeshuis
This moron also butt-dialed an NBC reporter while talking about buying dirt on Hunter Biden. The own-goals are endless with this one.
KPopGirlKimi
Why try and sabotage guiliani when guiliani can sabotage himself just fine
DerkatBaron
I dont get why this is offensive but I work in the trades
DiscarnateOhio
/s ?
twozerooz
It's ok we all have our flaws
MetaSomma
aRandomShark
Is that this Bella Poarch person whose been all over the Chinese music app?
KeepYourTangoAndYourFoxtrot
That's McKayla Maroney, retired American "artistic gymnast." Her and her team were dubbed the "Fierce Five" in the 2012 Summer Olympics.
RamosIsANerd
Didn't they do some tunes with grand master flash?
Where is she now? How do you live a normal life when you have a photo this rad with the mofo-in best potus in recent history?
awesomekev408
she retired from gymnastics and I think she's doing some modeling though I'm not 100% sure
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
Yeah shes on Instagram. Idk her life, I just see her and like or keep scrolling
rosshell2718
Whats he even saying? James circle pickle? Jane circa picker?
Jayne Zirkle. Someone else commented saying it's his assistant's name & he's teasing her about becoming a famous model in China.
PodolKev
I don't get it, is that a reference to something i don't know about ?
duoplicity
FierceAndAdorable
The party of Lincoln became the Democrats
NapoleonDynOmite
If you can write effectively you don't need the oxford comma.
CeruleanFox
The punctuation’s effectiveness here is its brevity. Although, clearly, even shorter sentences are difficult for this Twitt to comprehend.
KinetoPlay
It is completely possible to write without it. However, it offers a useful tool that can enhance your work.
HolyCowDoNotEat
Oof, that’s a pretty rad self burn
SomeDetroitGuy
The most insane thing about that is his original statement is that the "traitors" aren't the terrorists that he and Trump incited into
attacking the Capitol. The "traitors" are the people who are actually loyal to the US and the Constitution and want them arrested.
CooCooCaChew
Those lousy bloody traitors. Those horrible atrocity filled vermin
KriegsaffeNo9
I get that reference!
Morsalbum
the most insane thing is that he replied to some dude named cat turd, i find
Tall4APanda
This is wonderful
StatmanIbrahimovic
Grammar looks perfectly fine to me. Make Republicans Socialist Again.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
MRSA. So, a staff infection. Lol
That works too
In the words of the Lucas Brothers: Fuck Richard Nixon.
Vazzz
It's way way WAY past the time that he should've been committed to a psychiatric facility somewhere.
joot
Look up his rant on ferrets, if you haven’t heard it. Dude has got PROBLEMS.
MaddogDelphi1997
Don't worry, he'll be disbarred soon enough.
icommentwithsteveharvey
He was clearly just tucking his shirt in /s
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
Okay so I want to know... What about the people laughing at him? Aren't they also guilty?
I meant to say WITH him
watgula9
custardlightning
nobodycares1234
RandomQuack
The marker for how bad the Trump admin was is that this was barely a scandal.
CowboyRooster
That was the most disturbing thing in a main-stream movie I've ever seen. He thought she was 15.
override367
yes for fuck's sake people are defending him tucking his fucking pants, GOOD GOD, ask yourself if you'd EVER as a politician take a -
15 year old girl into your hotel bedroom after giving her booze, try and justify the reasoning there, ffs
shadowforcey
I thought her age wasn't mentioned until the end of the scene. I could be wrong.
wingineer
seenunseen
I watched it..looks like he was just tucking it in tbh
DropKickHead
I hate him anyways because he's a scumbag who might just be a good actor. I don't trust him, period.
I hate him too but that doesn't mean we have to falsify shit..he does plenty of bad shit
Yeah that's the issue we've been having lately. Everything looks suspect because there's scumbaggy dudes being scum
HelloDarknessMyOld
Tucking what?
His shirt back in..there is no debate in my mind..watch it and you can see there is zero chemistry and he was just tucking his shirt 1/2
I want him to be deplorable but in reality..tucking his shirt and he's just a stupid old has been which never should have been
He has only hurt people and skyrocketed to fame because he timing
It certainly wasn't as damming as I thought it was gonna be. She was flirting with him, I dont think her age was mentioned until after 1/2
Borat walked in. 2/2
Next time I recommend, excusing yourself and going to the bathroom to tuck your shirt in. You should not be doing so in front of a 15 yo.
She's 23 or so
witheredspoon
He is obviously enamored with his joke too, and wont let it go.
WowSoSparkly
peak boomer
The605
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Livithion1
I thought it was dementia
nopenononope
The one girl who awkwardly laughs convinced him he's got something special with this one.
SithShodan
He's the kind of fuckwad that since no one is laughing he assumes no one heard him, so he keeps repeating it until someone laughs.
CrimeBrulee
He sounds demented.
Moescobar
He didn't get the laugh he was expecting so he kept it going to make sure everyone had a chance to enjoy it
jhawker27
Then ramped it up with the fucking praying-hands-bowing move. Ugh, what a fucking slime bag.
My boomer dad
(Not racist, though - just with his horrible dad jokes)
Wooie
What is he saying? James Urkle? Chains Urkle?
buttcreambandit
Ya lol that’s what I’m trying to figure out
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
James Circlepicker? I can’t understand him either.
MonStar1203
Chain circle?
duhhsaurus
Same, same, but different, but still same.
supremepork
KONICHIWA!
I keep hearing Jane Circle, idk.
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76breakbeats
No, that's not it.
Ah, news say it's "Jayne Zirkle", his assistant's name. He's teasing her about becoming a famous model in China
ArchangelTitus
I am confused is he mocking the pronounciation?
Thank you for updating this. I wasn't sure what he was saying either or why.
Mentok
How does the trial by combat thing work? Do I need to make an appointment or it's first come first serve?
georgejimmydoodle
I think someone else called dibs already.
ALittleKinkInYourThink
My mom said she could drive us there or pick us up from it but she’s not making both trips.
macthelost
I’ll drive us both ways if your mom buys us snacks! Also I call dibs on Ted if I can’t duel Giuliani!
HeWhoCouldBeNamedIfHeSoChoseButDoesNotCurrentlyWishToBeNamed
I call dibs on Don Jr or the Orange Bastard himself!
Eknic
I like the part where if he's proved wrong then he shall be embarrassed, but if he proves wrong his opponent, they'll go to jail
latchkeyleather
"documentary"
Simple enough. We get to beat him until he's embarrassed by it.
I really don't think he has any shame whatsoever
Great! :)
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Obvious fact of the day! This man is mentally unwell.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
But... trial by combat in Game of Thrones still involves physical combat.
AgentPothead
Right? Are duels still illegal? I feel like we should bring back duels.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Nope. They're legal in certain states. I know someone who tried to challenge her state rep because he was a dick like this one.
MrKomisiripala
A whole lotta shit talking would definitely disappear
I’ve been saying this for literal decades!
usernameequalspants
Everything is legal in New Jersey
TheEvenPrez
History matters covered their fading. Basically culture, concerns for suicide by duel, and soldiers fooling around ended it. Plus lawyers
Rheios
I almost think there's worth in bringing them back tbh. Not just for politics but also to try and restrict collateral from gangs/shootings
You're saying we can bring back duels if we start with the lawyers?
Sealab2021
What a train wreck
Drankpunchyboi
Rude-y Ghouliani
Mack1986
Ironically this was the most positive thing he has ever said about a minority
Awmph
they are real life caricatures of corrupt officials. tf, America?
DeinnsBeans
To the surprise of absolutely no one. Dude is a brown-nosing cunt.
guitarfourtysix
Count Flatula
bendoverrover
God, he's a mess lol
imgurschmimgur
last time i saw a mess like that I needed to call in the total landscaping guys...
rubyrooh
MaxDebutante
Sometimes older people slooowly become genuinely stupid. Maybe there SHOULD be a cutoff - this is a generation too removed
NomDeImguerre
Yeah...I don't think it's as much "accidental" as him trying to drum up support from the racists. Or at least make sure they don't hang him.
BecausePickles
ParanoidAnondroid
Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's brain damage.
SureYouCanDG
Aint this the old man that tried to bang that reporter that was half his age, basically expecting sexual favors.
GreatAlfredini
More like a quarter his age.
SureYouCanDG
True dat, he was so old i bet his crotch stanks of dust
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
He's just so fucking stupid.
MrGuY21
scottEkarate
He's clearly gearing up for a presidential bid in 2024. This was a genius move for the republican base
Medoria
wtf.
MsBrit7
He looks like he's high af on some kind of upper or something.
dontmagpie
what is he even saying? jane circle?
STEVIERAYK
Clown.
Rijtjeshuis
This moron also butt-dialed an NBC reporter while talking about buying dirt on Hunter Biden. The own-goals are endless with this one.
KPopGirlKimi
Why try and sabotage guiliani when guiliani can sabotage himself just fine
DerkatBaron
I dont get why this is offensive but I work in the trades
DiscarnateOhio
/s ?
twozerooz
It's ok we all have our flaws
MetaSomma
aRandomShark
Is that this Bella Poarch person whose been all over the Chinese music app?
KeepYourTangoAndYourFoxtrot
That's McKayla Maroney, retired American "artistic gymnast." Her and her team were dubbed the "Fierce Five" in the 2012 Summer Olympics.
RamosIsANerd
Didn't they do some tunes with grand master flash?
imgurschmimgur
Where is she now? How do you live a normal life when you have a photo this rad with the mofo-in best potus in recent history?
awesomekev408
she retired from gymnastics and I think she's doing some modeling though I'm not 100% sure
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
Yeah shes on Instagram. Idk her life, I just see her and like or keep scrolling
rosshell2718
Whats he even saying? James circle pickle? Jane circa picker?
MsBrit7
Jayne Zirkle. Someone else commented saying it's his assistant's name & he's teasing her about becoming a famous model in China.
PodolKev
I don't get it, is that a reference to something i don't know about ?
rosshell2718
duoplicity
FierceAndAdorable
The party of Lincoln became the Democrats
NapoleonDynOmite
If you can write effectively you don't need the oxford comma.
CeruleanFox
The punctuation’s effectiveness here is its brevity. Although, clearly, even shorter sentences are difficult for this Twitt to comprehend.
KinetoPlay
It is completely possible to write without it. However, it offers a useful tool that can enhance your work.
HolyCowDoNotEat
Oof, that’s a pretty rad self burn
SomeDetroitGuy
The most insane thing about that is his original statement is that the "traitors" aren't the terrorists that he and Trump incited into
SomeDetroitGuy
attacking the Capitol. The "traitors" are the people who are actually loyal to the US and the Constitution and want them arrested.
CooCooCaChew
Those lousy bloody traitors. Those horrible atrocity filled vermin
KriegsaffeNo9
I get that reference!
CooCooCaChew
Morsalbum
the most insane thing is that he replied to some dude named cat turd, i find
Tall4APanda
This is wonderful
StatmanIbrahimovic
Grammar looks perfectly fine to me. Make Republicans Socialist Again.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
MRSA. So, a staff infection. Lol
StatmanIbrahimovic
That works too
duoplicity
StatmanIbrahimovic
In the words of the Lucas Brothers: Fuck Richard Nixon.
Vazzz
It's way way WAY past the time that he should've been committed to a psychiatric facility somewhere.
joot
Look up his rant on ferrets, if you haven’t heard it. Dude has got PROBLEMS.
MaddogDelphi1997
Don't worry, he'll be disbarred soon enough.
icommentwithsteveharvey
He was clearly just tucking his shirt in /s
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
Okay so I want to know... What about the people laughing at him? Aren't they also guilty?
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
I meant to say WITH him
watgula9
custardlightning
nobodycares1234
RandomQuack
The marker for how bad the Trump admin was is that this was barely a scandal.
CowboyRooster
That was the most disturbing thing in a main-stream movie I've ever seen. He thought she was 15.
override367
yes for fuck's sake people are defending him tucking his fucking pants, GOOD GOD, ask yourself if you'd EVER as a politician take a -
override367
15 year old girl into your hotel bedroom after giving her booze, try and justify the reasoning there, ffs
shadowforcey
I thought her age wasn't mentioned until the end of the scene. I could be wrong.
wingineer
seenunseen
I watched it..looks like he was just tucking it in tbh
DropKickHead
I hate him anyways because he's a scumbag who might just be a good actor. I don't trust him, period.
seenunseen
I hate him too but that doesn't mean we have to falsify shit..he does plenty of bad shit
DropKickHead
Yeah that's the issue we've been having lately. Everything looks suspect because there's scumbaggy dudes being scum
HelloDarknessMyOld
Tucking what?
seenunseen
His shirt back in..there is no debate in my mind..watch it and you can see there is zero chemistry and he was just tucking his shirt 1/2
seenunseen
I want him to be deplorable but in reality..tucking his shirt and he's just a stupid old has been which never should have been
seenunseen
He has only hurt people and skyrocketed to fame because he timing
shadowforcey
It certainly wasn't as damming as I thought it was gonna be. She was flirting with him, I dont think her age was mentioned until after 1/2
shadowforcey
Borat walked in. 2/2
HelloDarknessMyOld
Next time I recommend, excusing yourself and going to the bathroom to tuck your shirt in. You should not be doing so in front of a 15 yo.
seenunseen
She's 23 or so
witheredspoon
He is obviously enamored with his joke too, and wont let it go.
WowSoSparkly
peak boomer
The605
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Livithion1
I thought it was dementia
nopenononope
The one girl who awkwardly laughs convinced him he's got something special with this one.
SithShodan
He's the kind of fuckwad that since no one is laughing he assumes no one heard him, so he keeps repeating it until someone laughs.
CrimeBrulee
He sounds demented.
Moescobar
He didn't get the laugh he was expecting so he kept it going to make sure everyone had a chance to enjoy it
jhawker27
Then ramped it up with the fucking praying-hands-bowing move. Ugh, what a fucking slime bag.
DiscarnateOhio
My boomer dad
DiscarnateOhio
(Not racist, though - just with his horrible dad jokes)
Wooie
What is he saying? James Urkle? Chains Urkle?
buttcreambandit
Ya lol that’s what I’m trying to figure out
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
James Circlepicker? I can’t understand him either.
MonStar1203
Chain circle?
duhhsaurus
Same, same, but different, but still same.
supremepork
KONICHIWA!
DiscarnateOhio
I keep hearing Jane Circle, idk.
rosshell2718
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76breakbeats
No, that's not it.
Wooie
Ah, news say it's "Jayne Zirkle", his assistant's name. He's teasing her about becoming a famous model in China
ArchangelTitus
I am confused is he mocking the pronounciation?
MsBrit7
Thank you for updating this. I wasn't sure what he was saying either or why.
Mentok
How does the trial by combat thing work? Do I need to make an appointment or it's first come first serve?
georgejimmydoodle
I think someone else called dibs already.
ALittleKinkInYourThink
My mom said she could drive us there or pick us up from it but she’s not making both trips.
macthelost
I’ll drive us both ways if your mom buys us snacks! Also I call dibs on Ted if I can’t duel Giuliani!
HeWhoCouldBeNamedIfHeSoChoseButDoesNotCurrentlyWishToBeNamed
I call dibs on Don Jr or the Orange Bastard himself!
duoplicity
Eknic
I like the part where if he's proved wrong then he shall be embarrassed, but if he proves wrong his opponent, they'll go to jail
latchkeyleather
"documentary"
Mentok
Simple enough. We get to beat him until he's embarrassed by it.
duoplicity
I really don't think he has any shame whatsoever
Mentok
Great! :)
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Obvious fact of the day! This man is mentally unwell.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
But... trial by combat in Game of Thrones still involves physical combat.
AgentPothead
Right? Are duels still illegal? I feel like we should bring back duels.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Nope. They're legal in certain states. I know someone who tried to challenge her state rep because he was a dick like this one.
MrKomisiripala
A whole lotta shit talking would definitely disappear
macthelost
I’ve been saying this for literal decades!
usernameequalspants
Everything is legal in New Jersey
TheEvenPrez
History matters covered their fading. Basically culture, concerns for suicide by duel, and soldiers fooling around ended it. Plus lawyers
Rheios
I almost think there's worth in bringing them back tbh. Not just for politics but also to try and restrict collateral from gangs/shootings
AgentPothead
You're saying we can bring back duels if we start with the lawyers?