I met a fascinating stranger today!

Dec 14, 2020 6:47 AM

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I work as a busboy at a breakfast joint in
New Jersey. This is a picture from a year or two ago, it looks the same now, just much less crowded. Today, this guy came in holding a stuffed monkey puppet. My manager said "Table for one?" and he pointed to his monkey and said "Two." She led him to his table, and when his waiter came over he ordered pancakes for himself, and a "banana daiquiri" for his monkey.

I had to look up what that was. I can't
imagine that tasting good, but I guess his monkey had niche tastes. It was a moot point anyways because it's a dry town, but I digress. Anyways, I decided that I had to talk to this person, but I was a little scared to ask about the monkey. I mean, what if the guy is crazy and he just gets mad at me?

I decided to take my chances though. I nervously asked "so, what is their name?" and he turns his head. My heart is pounding. He grabs his monkey, extends his arm, and starts singing "B, O, N-G-O, Bongo!" I burst out laughing because this is the most adorable thing I've seen all day. I asked Bongo why he's got the mask on and he replied "I get in trouble for not wearing my mask" in this ridiculously cute high-pitched voice. The guy's name is Rocky and apparently he travels everywhere with this little puppet stuffie named Bongo. I asked him for a selfie and...

You can see how happy I was when he said yes. Well, HE said yes, but his monkey demanded two bananas in return as his image is sensitive. I BEGGED my manager to let me oblige him, but she was just as interested as I was so she said yes right away. I brought him his bananas and I've never seen such a happy person in all my life. His monkey did a little dance in the air and thanked me profusely.

Maybe like five minutes after we stopped talking, when I was walking by his table, he waves me over and hands me this book. My heart melted when I realized it was his book, with his name on it. I teared up and thanked him. It's a collection of poetry that he wrote while working as a substitute teacher/performance artist in America's poorest city. When I got home that night I opened up the book and started crying.

I blacked out his email address which he was nice enough to append, but I transcribed everything else he wrote because the handwriting is a little wonky.

"Dear Joe (my name),
Thank you so much for appreciating Bongo and bringing him his favorite food group Bananas. He hasn't let go of it! Have a wonderful holiday and Winter Solstice (Bongo adds)
Your pals Rocky + Bongo (featured in poem on page 3)
'Yawp'!"

Thank you so much, monkey man. You made my day and I will cherish this book for the rest of my life.

When people say don't talk to strangers, most of the time it's good advice. But sometimes it can be a fascinating and delightful experience, so take a chance next time you see that one person who piques your interest.

By the way, here's the poem he mentioned. I love humans so much. Have a great day, Imgur

FP edit: Thank you all so much for the kind words!! This is my first post and I never thought it would get this much attention. You guys are the best!

Very cool!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw this is such an adorable, uplifting post. Happy for you + rocky + bongo!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Very cool stories about him online. More Rocky & Bongo, please!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m crying ? this is amazing. Kindness goes such a long way

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good people are good people

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Very cool. I strive to attain such cool weirdness.

5 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Right?? He totally made my day, I'd love to be that person who can give that experience to others

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Teachers are special

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Wow, Googling this guy turns up some interesting stuff.

5 years ago | Likes 359 Dislikes 0

Yes lol, judging by his poetry alone he's led a very interesting life. Apparently they gave him the Camden County Freedom Medal in 2019

5 years ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 0

Uncle Bill's!!! Heelo South Jersey!

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Oh I adore this

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“YAWP!”

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1/2 You know, now that I think about it, yawp was the word that Walt Whitman used in that famous poem. "I too am untranslatable, I sound my

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

2/2 barbaric yamp over the roofs of the world." Rocky makes several references to Whitman in his book. Thank you for helping me see this!

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

"I! Hate! You! Walt! Freaking! Whitman!" -Homer Simpson

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op email him a link to this imgur post. Tell him we appreciate him.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Will do!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s bananas

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Here it is, the comment that I was looking for

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks @op for getting the courage to talk to an odd stranger.. You made so many people happy!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm so exciting about all the comments I'm getting!! This is my first post and I didn't expect this at all, it makes me very happy

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A daiquiri is pretty much a margarita but with rum instead of tequila.. I was a bartender for like 4 years

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That guy (and his monkey) probably have like 200 bananas at home. What animal drinks whiskey so I can bring one of those around?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mostly just humans I think

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His handwriting isn't wonky, it's very nice cursive!

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

It is now the secret code language of old people.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dry town? I thought ye we're the land of the free, how does that work?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In NJ (idk about other states) it's up to the towns. Nobody's thirsty though, they have liquor stores at all 3 bridges lmao (island town)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I enjoyed reading this. Thanks for posting. Also I encourage you to talk to strangers. Because most of the time it’s a...

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Great experience- of not a learning one. Especially engaging with interesting and different people like this man who clearly work think..

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Play and live outside the box and have so much to offer. I think this encounter meant as much or more to Rocky as it did to you. You ...

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Opened your heart to him. You were human. Wish there were more of you out there that welcomed the unique :)

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

ok what is a busboy? I already had to google what a breakfast joint is

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

SayRamrod basically got it! I'm the guy that cleans tables for waitresses so that they can spend more time serving. Fun job, decent pay

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cleans up dishes and tables. 'buses' plates to and from kitchen.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Casey and Jess in one pic

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you, positive experiences like these are what I need to start trusting people again.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dry towns still exist?

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

There is sort of an urban legend that the most profitable liquor store in the state is right across the bridge from Ocean City.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*googles 'Dry Town'* What the fuck America??? What kind of puritanical bullshit is this? You really have fuck all freedom don't ye?

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Yep, there are even dry counties (mostly in the south). Of course everyone stocks up on booze right across the bridges.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

My college town used to be dry. That changed in the past 15, 20 years

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Strawberry daiquiris are actually pretty good and a common drink. A casino here makes them in a slushie machine.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Now THAT sounds tasty

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What does 'dry town' mean? Nowhere sells booze?

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Yes, especially at 9am at a breakfast place lol

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What about if I want a beer with breakfast if I'm hungover???? I would move house

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Yes.

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Wait. Restaurants are still opened for sitdown ??? That's messed up

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Something like 25% capacity is allowed. Still makes me nervous

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In MTL we were at 50% this summer but they closed back up 2 months ago. Now I'm pretty sure we'll be going full lockdown before xmas

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I figure that since I'm low risk if I don't take the job then someone less careful will. I do my best to keep everything very clean

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That monkey has good taste. Banana daiquiris are amazing

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I wasn't going to before, but now that I have 2 recommendations I'll try it at the next opportunity. Thank you for your wisdom banana woman

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Banana Woman lol. Has a nice ring to it. Sounds like an imgur superhero name. Banana Woman here to bring a banana for scale!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Definitely sounds like a One Punch Man world hero.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hey neighbor, Essex Co here. He seems cool, and so do you.

5 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

Hellllo from Bergen co

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey neighbor! Thank you for the kind words, you should stop by Uncle Bill's in OC some time!

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

OC is my favorite Jersey shore beach town. Uncle Bill's is always on the list for breakfast joints during our stay.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love seeing Small World moments on here!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People from NJ get a bad wrap but we really are awesome. Don't believe what you see on TV.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fun fact, most if not all of the people on Jersey Shore were not from here.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a brit, this is all getting confusing

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, we took a shit load of your town/city names and mixed them with Native names in the North East US.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This place is in a touristy beach town like Brighton or Bornemouth. It's honestly not very close to Essex county, in NJ distance terms.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Essex county - I live in NYC but visit south orange often ❤️

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cait and Abby's. Their babka is... it makes me say this, except with babka.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ayy, I'm right next door to South Orange. I'm gonna guess you take the train in. Stop by the bakery there. They have amazing stuff.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My bf was raised there and I have friends there. I wish I could live in Maplewood. It’s dreamy. He loves Town Hall deli.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who doesn't love the Town Hall Deli, and yeah those two towns have a certain... Feel. Kinda like Montclair as well.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His sister got married at The Woodland - that’s a fab place to party or see a show. RIP live music :-(

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is a dry town?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It means they don't serve alcohol there, Ocean City has been that way since it was founded by some religious dudes who were against drinking

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No alcohol

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In the whole town? What do you do for fun?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Get hopped up on religion and slather pine cones in peanut butter and birdseed for the wildlife.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drugs mostly

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Uncle Bills! LBI or South?

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There are seven Uncle Bill's restaurants on the Jersey Shore. https://www.unclebillspancakehouse.com/locations

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Manco and Mancos fan or nahh?? Always a polarizing pizza spot

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't fucking eat there. Scumbag criminals and covid spreaders. Seriously, I wish they got shut down.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea I know about their tax evasion and whatnot, didn’t hear about the Covid stuff though

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yessss! The owners of Uncle Bill's and Manco's are great friends, our employees get pizza from them every Sunday!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A Native I see! I'm down in OC, I didn't even know we had an Uncle Bill's in Long Beach lol. Big chain, they're all owned by 3 brothers

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

As soon as you said dry town and breakfast I knew it had to be Uncle Bills.

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The one and only :)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey neighbor! One of my best friends works at uncle bills!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh no way! If you see them tell them Joe the busboy said hi! :)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spent a lot of vacation mornings at uncle bill's in cape may

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Love Uncle Bills in Ocean city. I miss walking to Dot’s bakery in the morning. I find walking to the bakery/diner and reading the paper one

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of life’s simple pleasures.

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