Apr 1, 2022 2:38 PM
Oscarwildebastardson
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solidshaolin
Hilarious!
eastend666
So, not Reno 911?
Valentino46
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
When? I think you mean IS
MrJwinkyface
Hahaha
Noahbalboa82
DocWino
Roflmfao! Fucking gold!
Noarealuser
Can't be real
nero4ty2
how stoned are you that you think anyone could possibly believe this is real
frenofafren
That weed was trash. lolz
RenaissanceFaireMan
"Just throw that out the window right meow".
sysaphiswaits
“I do not recall and I need a lawyer. I do not recall and I need a lawyer.” Only thing you should ever tell police.
boygerms
When keeping it real goes wrong: undercover cop edition. Turns out, street smarts ain't so smart when the street is actually a police sting.
TZO2k15
That was an amazing set-up for a joke as funny as this!
Lleonharte
i fkn hate cops tryna be funny is anyone really laughing at this
Thundermoe
I'm sorry? Cali weed is the best? Ummmmm you must be new to marijuana's!
Imagaywolf
My guy we overcharge but have slaughtered Colorado in the last 5 canna cups even Washington does better now but okay.
hellsdrmmer
v
ThailandExpress
"That weed is trash" lol lol
thatsmyfetish69
call this guy for defense
Ploty
Is this comedy or real...?
Bahbus
Colorado weed is superior to Cali weed.
Mercideus
In CO and agree but there is something about Oregon.
ClusterConsultant
That has also been my experience. Maybe it was just a lack of oxygen causing light headedness
Imo, it's probably because of our ability to research and process the whole plant. Unless changed recently, nowhere else allows that.
HoldThatTHOT
Shuuuuuuuuuuuush! Guys uh, no, the weed here sucks, there's no jobs and uhhhhh, the scenery is shit. Don't waste your time coming here
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
Clearly a joke because the cop didn't shoot him
RobJenkins
Officer Dangle still making content
ThaWhiteRanger
Hes just new boot goofin
Just say yes it local and I like to keep it in a plastic bag , SIR.
TheBaconQueen
Jokes aside. It seems the cop is actually helping the guy avoid a higher fine, no?
n0n53n53
no
BenYourFriend
It’s a skit
freeloaderr
I don’t blame the guy saying, the cop is saving him. Coz the punch line is right at the end almost non hearable
are you high right now?
No sir it’s high, how are you?
actinginacave
Hilarious. This really got me. April Fools joke?
jermprobably
HAH It totally got me, and that quick cut after, "That weed was trash" was pretty funny loll
Best delivery ever. Had me to the end. Already sent to a friend.
iAintUrPal
Yeh. It's an old shit. Funny as hell
Amazing
How long ago did they shit?
isthisjunkmail
Littering aaannd... Littering aaannd... Littering aaannd...
CANDY BARS!
okayyy
cokeandhookers
Smokin the Reefer!
pocketpython
CANDY BARSSS!
fuzzy2k3
French fries and gravy
ryansmVillain
You boys like Mexico?
ctotheg2
JahNoodles
For having trash weed? From Denver?
jimmyman999000
Sounds like an offense on itself...don't buy trash weed from Denver!
MadeYouLookAgain
Good luck finding trash weed in Denver. I wish i could find something where I can smoke a whole joint without losing my mind.
JeffGodofBiscuits
the snozzberries taste just like snozzberries
PineappleLoopsBroether
Mxlespxles
CANDYBAAAAARS
eyeheatsharts
bigdinger81
You smell that, Rabbit?
BaconBoy7
If a cop asks if your weed is local or not, it just became shut the fuck up friday no matter what state you're in
neff22
Learn the script
putcleverusernamehere
Ya, but this is satire
kalkail
Call Pot Brothers at Law 855-WASSLAW YT: https://youtube.com/c/MarcWasserman
Katz00
Boy you ain't even joking.
Exactly, they're not your friends, but predators looking for people to arrest.
Haemaelaeinen
Lol maybe in a hellhole like US but here cops are cool people.
If I could trade my US citizenship for a Canadian or Northern European one, I would, in a fuckin' heartbeat; I'm done with this country...
LoudBirb
Something that's incredibly important to note: simply staying silent is *not* good enough (in court) to indicate that you are invoking...
Your right to remain silent. You must state in some understandable way that you are invoking that right. THEN you may shut the fuck up.
crossing state lines with weed, even if both states are recreational, is extremely illegal since federally it's still illegal.
But not Delta 8... yet...
hamper10
itd be safer to just blow ur brain out if you get stopped by a cop at this point tbh
rendragnet
From the news from the US, it seems like they provide that as a free service when they pull you over?
yeah but who wants to talk to people yknow
Don't get arrested for weed in a weed state - shut the fuck up. Also don't take legal advice from imgur, I'm not your dad or lawyer
AsidRayne1245
Clearly you're not my father... You're not even wielding jumper cables.
Dravit
That's just stupid.
LieutenantCorporalFakename
Bit of truth there.
peepoleRfunny
This works…for white people.
mynamespaul
It’s way, way less unpleasant for white people, but it helps anyone
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
I'm white and I've experienced this in many different ways. I'm glad I'm white for that reason, but I wish everyone got to have the same...
...rights and privileges that I enjoy. I mean, we're all just people. Who tf cares about skin colour?
Bastard cops, for one.
cop asks , it just became shut the fuck up friday no matter what state you're in
waitwhat1234
Canadian here. That's goes for any province as well. Shut the fuck up Canada.
Lierofox
Or what day of the week it is.
AnEggOrMan
...unless it's a basic traffic violation in which you are guilty, you'd just be making it much more expensive on yourself
Xman102003
Traffic court is a super easy court to win in
lmao, if you are tracked doing 10 over the speed limit, you are paying that ticket, either way.
avidatheist
A lot of states have pretty intensive requirements for radar gun maintenance that most precincts don't adhere to.
There's very little you can say that will change anything. Never answer leading questions like "do you know why I pulled you over" or 1/?
FloodingWaters
"Was it because of the illegal drugs, unregistered firearms, the live or the dead hookers, ociffer?"
"do you know how fast you were going". If you say 62 and they have radar showing 68 you're still busted. If you say 62 and they have no 2/
radar you convicted yourself. If they ask where are you coming from or headed the answer doesn't matter unless they can use it for PC.
relsky
Absolutely incorrect. The cop has already decided if he's going to ticket you before he hits the lights.
SupraLove
Not true. I worked in a ride along program. Ticket/severity of ticket was almost always correlated with the person’s attitude during stop.
Exactly. So answer his questions "license, insurance, blah blah blah" cooperation can get you a lesser violation or even a warning.
It absolutely will not.
solidshaolin
Hilarious!
eastend666
So, not Reno 911?
Valentino46
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
When? I think you mean IS
MrJwinkyface
Hahaha
Noahbalboa82
DocWino
Roflmfao! Fucking gold!
Noarealuser
Can't be real
nero4ty2
how stoned are you that you think anyone could possibly believe this is real
frenofafren
That weed was trash. lolz
RenaissanceFaireMan
"Just throw that out the window right meow".
sysaphiswaits
“I do not recall and I need a lawyer. I do not recall and I need a lawyer.” Only thing you should ever tell police.
boygerms
When keeping it real goes wrong: undercover cop edition. Turns out, street smarts ain't so smart when the street is actually a police sting.
TZO2k15
That was an amazing set-up for a joke as funny as this!
Lleonharte
i fkn hate cops tryna be funny is anyone really laughing at this
Thundermoe
I'm sorry? Cali weed is the best? Ummmmm you must be new to marijuana's!
Imagaywolf
My guy we overcharge but have slaughtered Colorado in the last 5 canna cups even Washington does better now but okay.
hellsdrmmer
ThailandExpress
"That weed is trash" lol lol
thatsmyfetish69
Ploty
Is this comedy or real...?
Bahbus
Colorado weed is superior to Cali weed.
Mercideus
In CO and agree but there is something about Oregon.
ClusterConsultant
That has also been my experience. Maybe it was just a lack of oxygen causing light headedness
Bahbus
Imo, it's probably because of our ability to research and process the whole plant. Unless changed recently, nowhere else allows that.
HoldThatTHOT
Shuuuuuuuuuuuush! Guys uh, no, the weed here sucks, there's no jobs and uhhhhh, the scenery is shit. Don't waste your time coming here
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
Clearly a joke because the cop didn't shoot him
RobJenkins
Officer Dangle still making content
ThaWhiteRanger
Hes just new boot goofin
solidshaolin
Just say yes it local and I like to keep it in a plastic bag , SIR.
TheBaconQueen
Jokes aside. It seems the cop is actually helping the guy avoid a higher fine, no?
n0n53n53
no
BenYourFriend
It’s a skit
freeloaderr
I don’t blame the guy saying, the cop is saving him. Coz the punch line is right at the end almost non hearable
nero4ty2
are you high right now?
freeloaderr
No sir it’s high, how are you?
actinginacave
Hilarious. This really got me. April Fools joke?
jermprobably
HAH It totally got me, and that quick cut after, "That weed was trash" was pretty funny loll
DocWino
Best delivery ever. Had me to the end. Already sent to a friend.
iAintUrPal
Yeh. It's an old shit. Funny as hell
actinginacave
Amazing
BenYourFriend
How long ago did they shit?
isthisjunkmail
Littering aaannd... Littering aaannd... Littering aaannd...
ThaWhiteRanger
CANDY BARS!
okayyy
cokeandhookers
Smokin the Reefer!
pocketpython
CANDY BARSSS!
nero4ty2
fuzzy2k3
French fries and gravy
ryansmVillain
You boys like Mexico?
ctotheg2
JahNoodles
For having trash weed? From Denver?
jimmyman999000
Sounds like an offense on itself...don't buy trash weed from Denver!
MadeYouLookAgain
Good luck finding trash weed in Denver. I wish i could find something where I can smoke a whole joint without losing my mind.
JeffGodofBiscuits
the snozzberries taste just like snozzberries
PineappleLoopsBroether
Mxlespxles
CANDYBAAAAARS
eyeheatsharts
bigdinger81
You smell that, Rabbit?
nero4ty2
BaconBoy7
If a cop asks if your weed is local or not, it just became shut the fuck up friday no matter what state you're in
neff22
Learn the script
putcleverusernamehere
Ya, but this is satire
ryansmVillain
You boys like Mexico?
kalkail
Call Pot Brothers at Law 855-WASSLAW YT: https://youtube.com/c/MarcWasserman
Katz00
Boy you ain't even joking.
TZO2k15
Exactly, they're not your friends, but predators looking for people to arrest.
Haemaelaeinen
Lol maybe in a hellhole like US but here cops are cool people.
TZO2k15
If I could trade my US citizenship for a Canadian or Northern European one, I would, in a fuckin' heartbeat; I'm done with this country...
LoudBirb
Something that's incredibly important to note: simply staying silent is *not* good enough (in court) to indicate that you are invoking...
LoudBirb
Your right to remain silent. You must state in some understandable way that you are invoking that right. THEN you may shut the fuck up.
BaconBoy7
crossing state lines with weed, even if both states are recreational, is extremely illegal since federally it's still illegal.
TZO2k15
But not Delta 8... yet...
hamper10
itd be safer to just blow ur brain out if you get stopped by a cop at this point tbh
rendragnet
From the news from the US, it seems like they provide that as a free service when they pull you over?
hamper10
yeah but who wants to talk to people yknow
BaconBoy7
Don't get arrested for weed in a weed state - shut the fuck up. Also don't take legal advice from imgur, I'm not your dad or lawyer
AsidRayne1245
Clearly you're not my father... You're not even wielding jumper cables.
Dravit
That's just stupid.
LieutenantCorporalFakename
Bit of truth there.
peepoleRfunny
This works…for white people.
mynamespaul
It’s way, way less unpleasant for white people, but it helps anyone
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
I'm white and I've experienced this in many different ways. I'm glad I'm white for that reason, but I wish everyone got to have the same...
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
...rights and privileges that I enjoy. I mean, we're all just people. Who tf cares about skin colour?
LieutenantCorporalFakename
Bastard cops, for one.
n0n53n53
cop asks , it just became shut the fuck up friday no matter what state you're in
waitwhat1234
Canadian here. That's goes for any province as well. Shut the fuck up Canada.
Lierofox
Or what day of the week it is.
AnEggOrMan
...unless it's a basic traffic violation in which you are guilty, you'd just be making it much more expensive on yourself
Xman102003
Traffic court is a super easy court to win in
AnEggOrMan
lmao, if you are tracked doing 10 over the speed limit, you are paying that ticket, either way.
avidatheist
A lot of states have pretty intensive requirements for radar gun maintenance that most precincts don't adhere to.
n0n53n53
There's very little you can say that will change anything. Never answer leading questions like "do you know why I pulled you over" or 1/?
FloodingWaters
"Was it because of the illegal drugs, unregistered firearms, the live or the dead hookers, ociffer?"
n0n53n53
"do you know how fast you were going". If you say 62 and they have radar showing 68 you're still busted. If you say 62 and they have no 2/
n0n53n53
radar you convicted yourself. If they ask where are you coming from or headed the answer doesn't matter unless they can use it for PC.
relsky
Absolutely incorrect. The cop has already decided if he's going to ticket you before he hits the lights.
SupraLove
Not true. I worked in a ride along program. Ticket/severity of ticket was almost always correlated with the person’s attitude during stop.
AnEggOrMan
Exactly. So answer his questions "license, insurance, blah blah blah" cooperation can get you a lesser violation or even a warning.
avidatheist
It absolutely will not.