QuiteALargeBagOfDicks
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Apr 12, 2018 7:16 AM
QuiteALargeBagOfDicks
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ImNotDumbIJustPlayOne
Epic
donnerpartychampion
fartharder
True story.
antillesw
personally Spankbang is my #1 but Pornhub and Xhamster are #2 and $3 respectfully
cousteau
Tweets should go top to bottom to not spoil jokes like this. Should I tell Twitter?
TheManyMadMasks
I do not for the life of me understand why they do it this way. End up reading the jokes like you're on Jeopardy.
GipCee
AHHHHHH, hahaha i just got that. That's Effing hilarious
pornhub
YOURE ALL WELCOME
TheShittierBeatles
I don't know how to tell you this, but I think I'm in love with your PR team.
secretoaster
Worst case scenario is upon us. All porn on cloud. Server crashes. No porn on hard drive.
darkpoter
How do you get the job of being the PorHub smart ass? I mean they have to have a dozen of them to cover all the media they do. I want in!
BitterSwedeLP
So, Fortnite players are a bunch of Wankers?
DancingHomer
Plebs playing Fortnite,while us gamer gods are playing RADICAL HEIGHTS (better than radical islam),the next billion dollar Cliffy B IP.
Piepersonsmom
Fake Hillary Clinton sex video that ended up on Pornhub traced back to Russian troll Reddit account. Now they have to clean it.
DonYawn
HaloReclaimer
Screen shot and to the front page
SaltyInternetPirate
@pornhub how bad is it?
ZoneTanApproved
Lmfao @pornhub
waltersz
Did Aria just state Fortnite players are wankers?
SageOfTheAether
I think they should've said come quickly
SeamusMcFamous
Pornhubs PR team is fucking rad.
gtmiller
I know its porn but TMI.
fairybug
Who's Rad?
LTParry
Brad
IchitheKira
TheRadBrad
LTParry
TAKE. IT. BITCH.
pornhub
Thanks dad
EarthAnimalArmy
to early in the morning for such laughs, co-workers are staring
poorwhitetrash
Should only take me about 4 minutes.
Arnoxthe1
You can't play it offline I'm assuming?
BigBossTheMSFCommander
Nope
RanaLoca
No Mom, I can't pause the game!
IllBeDamnedifIGotoHell
Not even the PVE mode. Though it’s like destiny where it’s online cooperative in PVE
LavaAxe
A multiplayer battle royale would not make much sense offline
TheMrGUnit
You probably can, but it would be very lonely.
Slashinhobo
Your thinking of player alone.
TheRealMarkMyWords
Player Alone's Battlegrounds?
LTParry
*servers come back up* PlayerUnalone's Battlegrounds
HappyJello
*Loads into game*. “Victory!”
LTParry
I guess you could play the paid version offline, the base building game. But BR doesn't work offline.
BTorlop22
PUBG seems to be fine and I still get to masturbate accordingly
ljessen24101
Is this going to happen in the future because the timestamp says 12/2018.
richitobandito
*12/04/2018
rodypp
/a/VxrT9
IAmJustAnotherMexAmerican
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IAmJustAnotherMexAmerican
Weird butt text
IncorrektGramerNazi
*calling a Bondulance*
Floxi
QuiteAnInsightfulUsername
DonYawn
lochnessm0nster
Quite
Stainawarjar
Yesh. Quite.
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
Quick question, how many guns do you have?
HocusPokesUs
DonYawn
SenorToastysocks
You can skip the queue by opening the file location and running "fortnite shipping" it bypasses the launchers queue. Not sure if works still
MelGibsonDefense
CSquizz
If you launch the .exe file of the game with Epic Games closed it skips the wait line. You're welcome.
Cosmogonic
still faster than PUBG.
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
*queue Que is spanish
DemoTheTrueOne
its portuguese too
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
Queue is just a Q followed by 4 silent letters.
PartMetalAlchemist
Demetri Martin
Kakakarrakeek
Ehhhhhhhh!?
igivetheinternets
Que?
Bogger3d
They’re waiting their turn
IncorrektGramerNazi
ohhhh SNAP!
Wildzebucxl
there it is
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
Goddamn thats good.
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
Meanwhile I’m sitting here in pubg wondering how long the group will be hitting try again.
Erries
Honest question, is it any fun to get into now or is it too much everyone's flavor of the month?
DonYawn
It’s incredibly difficult and frustrating to play solo but with friends it’s a ton of fun. Odds are it will die down in a few Months.
DonYawn
Also the community is mostly kids under 10 years old so expect a lot of toxic kids on your team if you try to play with random teammates.
Erries
Yikes...sounds like something I want to avoid.
DonYawn
It’s fun when you win but some players never win because it’s usually 1v100. It’s free to play and cross platform so its very accessible.
Erries
Then I will not play since I don't really know anyone who plays it. Thanks for the heads up!
thegubStar
Queue*
naturallyicy
Queueue*
DonYawn
LetumComplexo
As someone in a data structures class right now, I’m so tired of typing that god damned word.
IICIWH
Que?
Imprettybadatnamesandshit
Q* is enough since the other four letters are silent anyway
Dosito
que?
Quadropillar
A large majority of gamers spell it "Que" and I find it to be the most infuriating thing of all time.
zeethenomad
If i'm online, i'll just say "the q". If you're going to shorten it, why bother with 2 silent letters?
Hyippy
I always thought "que" was American spelling
Perfekt
I read that as "K", cause Spanish. I don't even know Spanish.
thecheesedip
Nah, that's revisionist even by our standards.
Hyippy
Huh, the really embarrassing part is I think i might've used que when talking to Americans on here to save space. Guess I just looked dumb
TheImperiumOfMankind
Nope. Still queue. But we are a country full or retards. So it won't belong til our country's speaking in burps and farts
zeethenomad
To be fair, it's a pretty insane spelling. One of those moments where the English language actively tries to break its speakers.
Hyippy
*be long (Sorry I couldn't resist, I hate myself too)
cowpiefatty
Hey they didn't crash when leagues servers used to shit the bed every other day back in 2014 they can definitely handle it now.
Cindersolace
League was never as mainstream as fortnight though
cowpiefatty
i dont know if you are trying to joke around or stupid. but seeing as league has been number one for 6+ years ill guess it was a joke.
benjy847
That's because everyone went to lolhentai instead of Pornhub
scooterific
I think the only time I ever had a trouble in 2014 was when they were getting ddosed but every year before that... Still feel the pain of it
Volcanuz
Most LoL players are watching porn while playing anyway so it is like normal load on server.
Summonsays
You do know it was because league was getting DDOS'ed right? I'm not sure if fortnight has been or not, but that was outside Riots control.
StopLookingAtMyName
Ah, the not-so-good old days... now the best we get is the occasional game where everyone gets 500 ping and it gets marked 'loss prevented'.
TheImperiumOfMankind
They were good. At least better then a few of the last seasons. Also let's add mechanics who's math doesn't actually make sense
StopLookingAtMyName
I'm honestly not sure what you're trying to say/referring to.
SorenAziz
Unless you're trying to connect from another continent, league servers are great.
Longinus212
That was normal for me before OCE.
Jillerati
Sweet summer child; servers were down a full week in 2011.
cowpiefatty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFaT_3yrIR4 oh i remember the good ol days well my friend.
anddylanrew
You sweet summer child, back in 2001 LOL didn’t even exist.
Jillerati
In 2001, the internet barely existed. Only thing I used on the reg was AIM.
ohjohnboy
Only if you got enough free internet CDs from AOL
TheLurkIsReal
The internet had been around for 20 years at that point. The internet as we know it, however, was just forming.
ColoneISanders
Except they said 2011 so...I think you just doubled up on your summer childness.
LavaAxe
So deep into summer childing he rolled straight into autumn pensioners
eowli
well, most League of Legends players dont even know what sex is sooooooo
Ashleeey
Can confirm: too busy getting my daily sodium intake
TheImperiumOfMankind
Ahh yes. The obligatory nerds don't have sex line. How wonderfully unique and funny. Give me a Dane cook bit next!
eowli
since you clearly lack any form of humor or reading skill i am willing to let it slide as long as you go somewhere else with your hurt feels
CoolHandRK
He tried his best.
eowli
Except i didn't say "nerds don't have sex", i dont have to quote myself again, but /1
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
I vote the joke is that league players are a bunch of small children.
JoSTL15
The average player age is 12 according to their data, so yeah..
DeanSledgehammer
Bullshit, get bent and check your facts.
MisleadingTLDRbutnotentirelywrongeither
Interesting I just read the average age is 26.
LalaButtmarket
I do think most 12 year olds do atleast know what sex is
AnotherPsychologicalDisaster
God...I remember those days "Over 9000 players are ahead of you in queue"
DarkUranium
OpticRocky
I haven’t seen that in yeeears. It’s weird feeling nostalgic about League but then I remember that game has been around for almost 10 years
cowpiefatty
the good ol if you got in you didnt log off for days because if you did you might never get back in.
FullyDutch
It's kind of the same now with overwatch. When they bring a new hero to the ptr. 4000+ queue
pyroshen
That's just the PTR. Never have queues in normal
herttz
First day of a new Overwatch event always results in huge queues for a few hours on the main client.
TemptCiderFan
Been playing Overwatch since launch, and had no trouble with queues for Retribution.
Whatyouregonnawannado
One of my friends got 70k at one point, i've experoenced up to 40k.
IOnlyFavouriteDogPictures
When Sombra released, it was 100k. Then when I reached 0, it just reset the counter. I was.. Upset.
HellSucks
Yesterday the Queue was over 3 hours long...
UsernameNeededPleaseProvide
I remember back in 2014 euw pretty much died. I was stuck in 20000+ queue for an hour.
cowpiefatty
poor euw those were fucking dark times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhTdF5S01Uw i member
JHawke
During the days of the beta some of higher "elo" people queued for literally hours. Longest I've been stuk was 2.
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
This is legitimately the reason many semi-pro players in Dota 2 have alts; when there is a tournament, all their potential enemies 1/2
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
are there, so they sit in queue for 4 hours or more. Only happens to the top 0.001% though 2/2
UsernameNeededPleaseProvide
Fuck that i woulda just played something else.
JHawke
You usually did, play something pausable until you found a game.