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Travis Wilson - "Perilous"
Ken Taylor
BubbleWolf - "Painters"
10.
Todd Lockwood
Jason Engle - "Erstwhile Zombie"
20.
Maria Zolotukhina - "In The Way"
Matias Tapia - "Media Tweets"
Daughter was choking and was saved by the male nurse. The father is eternally greatful.
Carlos Herrera - "The Encounter"
30.
Corentin Astora
40.
Kaoru Kurimoto
50.
Yesterday's shit dump if you missed it: https://imgur.com/gallery/tJ6RpoN
BrusselSpout
Bad stuff on this dump, beware, it’s like: The Ring.
AskThisGuy
#7 artist is Ken Taylor.
hetnkik999
#4 Dude's lucky he didn't even fall. We had an insurance client who died hitting a deer on a motorcycle.
sleepy12
#27 can't handle these emotions right now, amazing action by the nurse there
ZKintzer
His relief is palpable. You can tell he's seen this go the other way.
chancer888
#20 these things are funny until you have to repaint the ceiling because they left a pink splodge mark where the kids left it up overnight.
rbudrick
Or when they rip paint right off the ceiling.
gromolko
#44 The piss- and shitstains in the pants usually come after the adrenaline wears off.
transientmind
I don’t know what the story is here, but I’m inclined to side with the orangutan.
SomeUser2
I gues the one in the cage was the smarter one
pxlphile
#28 yeah fuck 0 negative during an accident bcs 0 neg is the only blood type you can receive
thegrimreaver
O- is the universal donor, AB+ is the universal recipient.
IMainReinhardt
Yeah but the chart also shows that o negative can only receive o negative
pritolus
#15 Brütal Legend is so good tho
adrianontherocks
#10 what is this?
katanatripsis
Highly recommend Centaurworld, but be prepared for some emotional whiplash after the initial absurdity.
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
As Totallyscrewed said, it's a bit of a musical show, a lot of bizarre stuff happens but it has a layer of grimdark to it too. Really good.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
CentaurWorld on Netflix. It's good!
DisIsMine
Sooooooo good!
toffeeonion
It's so easy to not listen to the lyrics properly the first time you hear that song by then be like wait what did that say?
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Yes!
DiafolEternal
I did. Was "aw pretty... wait what?" Lol
FTWorld666
#44 well this is absolutely fucking terrifying
vegivamp
#42 "unskilled labour", according to managers who couldn't find their own ass with both hands.
awesomesassypants
eadanke
#44 Surprised he didn't "steal the peach".
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
#1 did they play the Star Trek fighting song?
UmAcshually
No, but they had handicap mechanisms, like requiring the man to stay in a pit.
dmjalund
Forty quatloos on the damsel
michiyl
#2 I didn't know real-life Carmageddon events existed, but here we are!
Smacketywack
In sideshows the goal is to be an idiot. They succeeded.
IsolatedAsshole
#14 Rare to see a Jackie Chan meme that isn't an Uncle quote out in the wild.
gromolko
#2 better than abusing bulls.
jimwormmaster
WTF was going on with the garbage truck guy?
Spatulor
He's having a bad day.
IMainReinhardt
Memory serves correctly that was his own house and it was a staged video for clicks
ExplosionFish
That’s what I’ve read too when this gets posted
HeyOP
#31 A story. Part 1: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/10/13/stunning-video-captures-divers-rare-encounter-with-sunfish_n_8285660.html
HeyOP
Part 2: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/giant-sunfish-6000-lbs-biggest-bony-fish-ever-azores-portugal/
Versh1986
I thought it might be this! Thank you! Also, https://www.reddit.com/r/rant/comments/5shm1r/why_i_hate_the_sunfish/
HeyOP
It's 7 years later and may well be a different fish, I just thought it was remarkable. Same waters and all.
HeyOP
PS) That was a good read, thank you.
Elnuggettato
I was looking for this! +1
polepolekaz
Snek in a bottle.
zFUBARz
#15, God damn That game was so good. I know I'm in the minority though.
shammael
Ironheade! With an 'e' to show that we're not messing around!
Idsertian
Only minority you're in is in the number of people who played it. I'm still waiting for my damned sequel. IRONHEADE!
IsACouchASeat
RTS part sort of sucked, but everything else was amazing. What a list of songs!
Idsertian
Except the Dragonforce and Motley Crue. Could have stripped that out for more Sabbath and Motorhead, imo.
WODPOD
Most of what I remember about the game negatively were people like me that felt bait-and-switched into playing an RTS, also the entire-
WODPOD
- back half of the game was stage battle after stage battle and for people not good at them, it became a slog.
wodensday
Also the story kinda fell off a cliff almost immediately after the first big plot victory.
ITellBadPuns
Games becoming a slog kills a lot of otherwise good games. It was the big problem with Silent Hill 4 too.
Firehoser
#12 …or you could just freak the fuck out and hope centripetal force will keep it from biting you.
moosemaimer
ItsCaptain0bvious
This is my life now
Firehoser
Trouble is putting it down.
nothingelsetodo
No, you just keep spinning it. Thus solving the problem forever.
IMainReinhardt
Naughty danger noodles get put in the snake spinner
EaNasirIsABastard
#1 marital martial arts
SeasonCat
#19 And tampering with the mail is a federal offense, too.
sprtnbit
Settle down. It was his own mailbox. https://viralviralvideos.com/2012/03/11/angry-garbage-man-freaks-out-destroys-mailbox/
sal0qwerty
Bah Christmas
vegivamp
Technically he's tampering with a private mailbox, not the mail.
yaddiex3
He went and picked up the mail that flew out of the box and threw it in the truck. That's tampering
vegivamp
Ah, I missed that. I don't know the law enough to know if it's still considered tampering with the mail once it's been delivered.
yaddiex3
Yes dear, it is.
yaddiex3
https://www.mylawquestions.com/what-is-mail-tampering.htm
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MoThErFuCkInGmIrAcIeS
Pretty sure they get paid way too much and have a waiting list of applicants. Not sure they would pay prison folk so well.
PonyMadness
Where's your source for this?
johnnydeeznutz
Just uhh.. just not true my guy.
Daverson
parabolic000
#1: so...either way, the losing party was executed, it was just probably way worse for the woman. Tracks with what I know of history.
Conser1
"Till death do us part"
CountNoodleClicker
#1 Is just plainly wrong, and the image shows anything but a fight between a married couple in a court.
AbdulMasaiev
Sounds made up, honestly.Also it's not even divorce since even church marriages naturally end with death and one party dies in this scenario
Oxymuncher
Wasn’t there some shit about the man having to stand in pit to equal out the odds lmao
parabolic000
Woman was in the pit, with a flail of some kind, to even the odds. High ground isn't really an advantage unless you have a polearm.
DoktorWeasel
It was the man in the pit with a club, the woman had a rock in a sock. But there's no evidence of this kind of fight ever being done, and it
parabolic000
Ah, cool. I was mostly going off of memory.
DoktorWeasel
was probably unrelated to the above comment, which sounds fake. But multiple text do show the man/woman fight with him in the pit.
dragonmouthforge
Any idea what he got on the motorcycle?
TheRealNotSoSlimShady0
Roadkill
SubtleOrc
Deer God
battleofhastings1066
battleofhastings1066
HeyOP
He hit a fawn or doe. I'm pretty sure I remember spots but I'm not gonna go back to scrub through the video to double-check.
HeyOP
...I stand corrected, no spots and maybe the blur of antlers.
AllHailTheMoose
#4 what happened here
PTFCMcGee
zFUBARz
Deer, Amazing the bike stayed up.
Hal1918
Especially for their hands ?
chancer888
#16 in my house Moira about to become lamb stew.
heathenhumanist
No kidding. She's bumping hard
Carl99
Aww leave her alone she's just a happy little kid :p.
CarlottaVonSprockett
She’s a goat, so that would be quite the trick if you made her into lamb stew.
chancer888
You goat me there. Bah.
AllHailTheMoose
#27 bro.. Don't do that to us
BrusselSpout
Upsetting, and it took awhile to sink in. I don’t know what to do with myself now.
Zoroasterisk
If it makes you feel any better, I think the kid lived. It's definitely hard to tell, and has no business here regardless, IMO
qroniq14
I’m not sure but there was death involved right? Wtf?
Zoroasterisk
I think the kid lived. Watch it all the way
qroniq14
I did watch the whole thing, I don’t see the kid moving and the other people look very distressed.
Meletique
Close. Baby choked, dude did infant heimlich
TheWoodsAreVile
No, the doctor saved the kids life.
TheOogaBooga
That kid is not moving...
ZKintzer
Nurse*. Since he stopped interventions so quickly, and took a sigh of relief, you can assume he cleared the child's airway.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
After the back blows, the child probably started to cry or make noise. See the father prostrate himself in gratitude? Kid is sitting at end.
ObiWanKenobitch
And I’m pretty sure the father goes for the nurse’s feet right before that as a huge sign of respect/gratitude.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
LOL, that’s what I said. Prostrate: ‘to cast oneself face down on the ground in humility, submission, or adoration.’
ObiWanKenobitch
I understood that, but I was referring to the additional step of specifically touching his feet as well which is a another sign of respect
ObiWanKenobitch
It’s just an added step to prostration in many Asian/Arabic countries as a sign of respect.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Absolutely. You’d never see a North American do that.
ObiWanKenobitch
I was agreeing with your assessment of it being a good video, not a “did I just see someone die” video.
GanjalfTheClear
#4 - It was a deer. Took me about 10 times to see it. split second right at 9 seconds.
grammarcrossingguard
And that's why we don't vroom vroom like an idiot wad of dicks in the forest.
HardcoreMango
Wholivesinapineappleunderthetree
Very composed rider
mrputter
Ohhhh I thought it was a bird.
somnif
I thought it was a bird strike at first, but yeah, get a couple frames of deer. Oh dear.
Dogsarethebestever
Thank you I couldn't figure it out
ADyslexicWalksIntoABra
Riding without gloves and not trail braking in the corner, not gonna be long till they're a donor cyclist.
Soufange
I JUST heard this phrase in the latest episode of 9-1-1: Lonestar. And that you're 35× more likely to die on a bike than in a car. Dayum
SnoopyDancing
thanks, i slowed it down but still couldnt tell for sure
MyBedroomIsSiberia
Bless you. I gored as much but I do not have the patience
mezzz
It was....
iMcFly
piratedn1nj4
No it was El chupacabra
clk62
And why does he drive without gloves?
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Why don't they fucken stop after?
SamuthNBS
Braking hard with a front puncture will cause an insta crash. Better to slow gradually and safely.
ProjectorGames
He's coasting rather than using the brakes.
Midioto
Brains still catching up to wtf reality.
Efreeti
They are stopping, just not immediately. Safer to coast to a stop, especially with the nerves and adrenaline after something like that.
Z0op
And not knowing how fucked the bike is
Ryebread91
Why's it seem to appear out of thin air?
TheHengeProphet
Obscured from the camera by the motorcycle until it's visible in the window.
GanjalfTheClear
Honestly, that's kind of the nature of deer when it comes to roadways. They're like phantoms. Just suddenly there.
slinkiisu
Motorcycles are ridiculous. You have to rely on other people and animals to survive while driving.
BlackHeartConstructs
What makes it worse is all the bad motorcycle riders. I took a riding class (don't ride). I now see all the mistakes riders make
JusticePhrall
A Hayabusa or ZX-14R can do 0-100 mph in ~5 seconds, and in most states, 16-YOs can legally ride them.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Agreed. The risk/reward ratio is just not equitable. Hordes of slow mopeds on dirt roads in cambodia commuting to work is one thing but
Larktonguesinadicecup
road bikes on American highways at 75 mph is just asking to die for no good reason. They're not much cheaper than a whole car and have no
Larktonguesinadicecup
real advantages beyond better gas mileage and easier parking. Tons of comfort, convenience and safety disadvantages.
SamuthNBS
A lot of Ameeican bikes don't even get better mileage. Even Japanese litre bikes only get 40mpg at best.
slinkiisu
I agree with Attorney Tom in motorcycles. Too many catastrophic injury cases.
gesel
I did in update NY. Went over, bent wheel. 5 cops, 3 ambulances showed up: every one "YOU hit the deer? What happened to the deer?" Deded.
riddmkidd
Same but in Cali. I hope the pavement and for a week in the hospital with 5 broken ribs, broken clavicle and scapula, and a collapsed lung.
riddmkidd
Deer made it 12 feet from the road.
ElizaMDancer
It sounds awful. Hope you recovered completely
riddmkidd
I did for the most part thank you. Put another 76k on my latest bike since then.
Sloth53
Friend hit a cow on his Harley, destroyed the bike and a LOT of road Rash, Cow couldn't care less, wandered off into a field.
gesel
fortunately i cleared bambi, vanson jacket and full face protected me from the road. taped up a shattered plug and rode to Cambridge.
gesel
my last clear thought as bambi lept into my headlight with a shocked look was "you fucker, you killed me." literally that.
gesel
was genuinely surprised i was alive. and bambi shuddered once and wasn't.
EmergencyDonut
I took care of a woman who hit a cow late at night, CT head identified a large pituitary tumor and we diagnosed Acromegaly.
UltraHellboy
Did she live?
EmergencyDonut
Yes, had surgery.. Ended up being a bit of luck for her