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TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
#36 I can't believe I'm so fucking basic
deetatron
I think i stopped at the catholic school girl lesbian story
Kinkachou
Or that little voice of self-doubt in your head is your damn conscience telling you there might a reason nobody likes you.
BibleNoLibel
What if all the Jedi killed the stormtroopers that could shoot so that the one's that cannot aim are repeatedly training the next generation
Imnothereformath
I just want to say how proud I am of pancake bunny. That jpeg has kept its pixels since the late 90s
ragincanadian
#3 has been my lock screen for 4 years.
melindarae
The Chipotle/Aristotle one is true comedic gold.
DanniLuxgarbe
Mispronounce Chipotle is funnier, on the basis that you are not misnaming a person.
ColonelCouch
I think I'm missing the funny part of the lesbian story. Is it that it's all in caps?
Canadiangirl12
Fun fact native English speaking people.... adieu does not rhyme with cockatoo....
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Wait, then how is adieu pronounced?
Jadecomet
The first part is how you think it should be, but the end is more like something in between "oo" and "ye" or "er". It's weird.
macthelost
That pancake bunny is so old i had it posted on my first MySpace page.
Porecomesis
Found the source for 4: http://i-do-it-for-the-lesbians.tumblr.com/post/71556450363
maunster
"chop chop, lollipop"???!?
badmusicpuns
That sitcom with the waiters is the most cringeworthy thing ever created
crisb
#3 WHERE IS "MAÑANA IGUANA"?!
JustSomePersonIdk
Another quality dump.
memearchivist
thomerow
The western civilization seems to live by the first highschooler's quote right now.
lenonymes
#1 That show actually has some funny one liners, the problem is the show is literally nothing but one-liners.
IAmTheMadLord
If you take a thousand shots, a few are bound to land, I guess.
lenonymes
"Oh I gave her a thousand shots alright" -Laugh Track-
IAmTheMadLord
You could probably watch a single episode and see as many jokes as some shows have in a season. Not that they’re good jokes, just that
IAmTheMadLord
They’re jokes.
DobryPolak
A good dump on a sad day can make things a little brighter. Thank you.
snakeoffestivaljst10024
After while? After fucking while??? What the fuck who says that?
TheGriffin
That Mr Burns quote is why I stopped caring that I use cheats to play video games. But I'm also a proper Canadian so i never do it in MP
PugnaciousPugs
That Biden quote hit fucking hard. I lost a friend to a DUI diver and sent that to his best friend. Those two made me believe 1/2
PugnaciousPugs
Driver* 'soul mates' transcend romantic relationships. I've never seen two people seem so in tune that they really did seem as one.
PureTechnicality
They took away my stapler.
msBumbleBeeButt
Chipotle with Aristotle is way funnier than Chipotle with Aristotle
lapetitev
Adieu, cockatoo does noooot rhyme.
MrThou
Cockatieu rhymes pretty well tho
lestanzero
You slipped that Joe Biden post in, that got me. Thanks for sharing.
FreshyDoug
9/11 post took it too far Joe Biden took it back down, great balance.
Laranatasha42
Just found out my ex boyfriend died. Thanks for this.
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
Bro... holy fuck, it got me too. I had to sit my tablet down and cry for a min. Miss my dad
LeoKiltGuy
The thing I miss most about my father is his hugs. Cheers
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
Cheers friend
HairyBallzonya
I lived two blocks from my grandma when she passed. Same week as my dog. Same month that my cousin took his life. They make me a better man.
ImSorryOakIllPutTheBikeAwayJustGetOutOfMyHead
GlassCannon570
YES! WE’RE CLOSER TO RETURNING TO THE MOON AND GOING TO FUCKING MARS THAN WE ARE TO THE COLD WAR!
WeaponizedStrumpet
At first I thought no it fucking isn't and then I had my daily existential crisis.
Woodiey
That's the slow inevitable march of time and maths for ya
TooMuchPandas
I was happily enjoying this pretty good dump and then........
Sirsir94
Thats when I was bornnnnnn D:
mop82
Good, the future can't come soon enough. I want to put my brain in a robot body.
oopplesandboonoonoos
Except our experience of time is not consistent over our lifespans, so 2042 will feel like it arrived a lot sooner than 1994 went away.
JustHere4TheComments
Yea, it got me too
whereigotogetdownvotes
Wow! When you put it like that it really is. One is the past and it is written in stone, the other is the future and very uncertain.
VoidofStatic
yakusokuN8
Okay, since we are in October, 2042 is actually closer. Does that help?
StragoMagus
Death is the ultimate destination
badmusicpuns
That makes no sense. Philosophically. a destination is never an ending. So death of the body is just a phase. A silly teenage phase.
qqkikilicious
This is only possible this year. Much like how next year 1993 is as far away as 2043
chesirecats
Damn! There was me thinking it was a universal truth or constant of some sort...
ColossalActivist
You mean 1995 right?
stayingfrosty1496
STAHP!
Nedep
*Curls into fetal position* "That's not true! That's impossible!"
HelloIAmAnInnocentBystander
The source of that quote is as far away as 2059
jb32647
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
TheGriffin
SonOfABitchStoleMyLine.gif
KinetoPlay
Fun fact, it isn't true.
vidmagnuson
Technical: Correct, 2042 is closer. Spiritual: Not accounting for months, 1994 was 24 years ago; 2042 is 24 years away. Be fun at parties.
MisterDictionary
1994 is further away, now.
KinetoPlay
Yep