I need to start a blog of crazy crap students say or do in my class

Feb 1, 2019 2:37 AM

DOSSonbike

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#justteacherthings #why

Just doing it to fuck with you and amuse themselves & friends

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In highschool my ecology teacher got another science teacher pregnant. His wife was working at the school as well.

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See you in the paper bro

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Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

How about a photo blog?

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Well they want an A so bad they're willing to also take a D

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

They want 100, take a 69

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Me: 25yo grad student teaching HS kids in summer school for extra dough. Lunchtime. Line of five 16yo girls marches into the room (1/?)

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Like little ducklings, one of them is clearly the leader. They're all sassy teenagers and immediately peppering me with ?s (2/?)

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"so, Mr. O, you got a giiiiirlfriend?" And the other 4 chickens clucking behind her. I don't wait for a second question, (3/?)

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In my head, I'm like no cameras in this room and 5 witnesses against 1. Five MINORS. So immediately, I tell them (4/?)

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dear Penthouse,... No just kidding, I tell them it's lunch and you only have 14 minutes of it left, GTFOH. Really wish (5/6)

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We'd had phones back then, the next 42 seconds were awkward as fuck. Had to act all tough and enforce the eviction. Difficult acting job.

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dear penthouse...

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