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From yesterday's The Daily Show
Apr 14, 2026 6:23 PM
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From yesterday's The Daily Show
GrimleyGraves
No Jon, that's Jeffery, not you
Jace99
This whole monologue was epic. One of his best.
mycatsings
thisithis
Wish I knew where that meme of someone saying "it's like staring into a mirror." XD
TrumpRapesAndEatsChildren0002
Wasn't that from Firefly (Jaynestown)?
killergrooves85
Dr. Oz said on Don Jr’s podcast that President Trump told him Diet Coke kills cancer cells because it kills grass and that Fanta is healthy because it’s “fresh squeezed” and this guy is in charge of the world’s economy!
Z0op
Top… men…
psmith00
try for a lawsuit for his using your likeness without permission. get the right judge and you're gold.
RavantShearhart
The correct judge? In this christofascist cuntocracy?
psmith00
there are still good judges out there. they haven't all be replaced by picks from the Federalist Society.
Sjg437
I would vote Jon Stewart for President so fast.
brownribbon
No. No more entertainers for president. We’ve done it at least twice now. Fuck that shit.
smashpro1
NO MORE CELEBRITIES!!!
thickythickydumdum
If they are supremely qualified why would you care?
Some celebrities have skills beyond just entertainment and they have a right to utilize them how they wish.
Besides, some celebrities may actually be more resistant to being bribed with campaign contributions than others. I can't see Stewart giving up his stances he had had for decades just because a company tries to give him some money. It's clearly not how he operates.
RipThemUpRatchet
Im still trying to decide how I feel about celebrities in politics. It’s terrible because of the conflicts of interest, but good because of the detailed visibility into some of their histories…
DeathMaker900
I think when people mention Jon Stewart specifically they are thinking about his years of fighting for 9/11 first responders and things like that, not his comedy career
thickythickydumdum
So tired of hearing this argument tho, it gets said every single time someone makes that comment
...who gives a f**k if they are celebrities so long as they are qualified??
He's qualified. Everyone knows it.
He's smart enough, cares enough, and probably knows more about politics than anyone out there.
But sadly it doesn't matter because he clearly doesn't want the job.
Subtilico
You might end up with a president that can play the piano with his dick.
RipThemUpRatchet
Maybe that would improve relations in the Middle East
InfocalypseRising
the detailed visibility into the traitor in chief's history didn't stop him getting elected so I'm not sure that's in the pro column
RipThemUpRatchet
Yeah, you’re right about that. I wonder if it’s because we hadn’t learned to use the history properly yet. I feel like celebrities in politics is still so new, but I bet it’s just history repeating
DukePhelan
Sadly like most who might do the job well he has not interest in a political career.
DerpeDimmer
And while I do like the guy it's still someone in their 60s
4etherling
They would kill him almost immediately as he's a logical threat to all they have worked for. You can't have people looking out for the majority.
Jace99
And he’s smart enough to know that.
DukePhelan
There is no need to kill him. The system is set up in such a way that any single man or even a group of them together can't upset the beast for long. For the POTUS you counter with congress and the courts and the same in reverse.
The system is designed to not change quickly, the growing issue is that the modern world changes very quickly and our current system is unequal to the task even if it wasn't captured by special interests to handicap it.