Never try to outswim a croc...

Jan 10, 2018 2:30 PM

*Has flashback to End of Zoe dlc for RE7* *Incoherent screams of rage*

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the fucking wake that thing made

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Student loan officer

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Yup... stay away

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"T-T-Timmeh! I'll save y-yo... Gaaaah!!" - Jimmy probably

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the fastest water log i have ever seen

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That. Is fucking terrifying

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Croc o shit...that's n alligator

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I don't know about you. But that mess is putting JAWS to shame.

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When you didn't put any points in stealth but your swim skill is so strong it doesn't matter.

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....or even try to play Marco Polo

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I've seen smaller wakes from Evinrude outboards at full throttle. God damn.

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You know the fucked up part(for it) is that they were probably running from land predators.

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Nyooom

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I want to believe that second deer knew what would happen, it wanted to save it's friend and make sure they got across safely.

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I need Snoop Dogg for narration.

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Oh give me where water bufallo roam. Where the deer and the antelope are prey.

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You don’t have to outswim a croc,just the other gazelles

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It's like a speed boat with anger and teeth.

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It must suck to know you're about to die for a full 5 seconds and not be able to do a thing about it.

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DAYUMMMMMMM

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Murder log swims fast

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Murder Log used Surf! It is super effective!

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Murder Log used Dive! OHKO!

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Don't fuck with animals that outlived the dinosaurs.

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There are more dinosaurs alive today than crocodilians

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"Outlived" makes it sound like an age thing- Crocs survived the meteor that ENDED dinosaurs. Crocs survived MF space missiles..

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Is the antelope going to be okay ?

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Yes. It has been photoshopped. NOT

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He ded.

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If being a crocodile's BM is okay then yes, it's perfectly fine.

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Tis but a flesh wound

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Im sure it will buff right out.

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He's learning scuba.

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...the hard way

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Yeah. I mean, losing a friend always sucks, but he'll recover.

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Yes, all three separate parts of him.

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Yes, it and the crocodile made amends and are selling potpourri in the south of France. 3rd quarter sales are down but they diversified well

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He ded. like. so ded.

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Yeah, but his stunt double is going to feel it.

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Tis but a scratch

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Yes, he's fine, he's just swimming under water.

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He's fine, I was just looking for the interview video

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anteNOPE

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Well it'll never be sad or scared or hurt again. So yea it's ok

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I wish I could be okay like that.

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Me too

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That's a good answer. Nice. Saving this for when I have kids haha.

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You don't have to be the fastest - just don't be the slowest

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If you ain't first you're last

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Unless there are two crocs!

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Crocs even on land are pretty fucking fast dude.

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-- Wayne Gretzky -- Michael Scott

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- Michael Jordan

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Just dont be the closest.

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The other one also got eaten.

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Well, after his friend was gone, he was the slowest once, no?

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*one, damnit.

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Well the other one was the slowest once too. Just, only once.

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