Jan 10, 2018 2:30 PM
GrandmasFeetMakeMeMoist
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LordOfTheRingDings
*Has flashback to End of Zoe dlc for RE7* *Incoherent screams of rage*
CometLaHal
the fucking wake that thing made
DrBRx
Student loan officer
MichaelIronsidesDismemberedLimbs
PacerStacktrain
Yup... stay away
EntertainedLurker
"T-T-Timmeh! I'll save y-yo... Gaaaah!!" - Jimmy probably
Skyshadow86
the fastest water log i have ever seen
TheIncredibleAndAmazingAverageMan
That. Is fucking terrifying
bngeniii
Croc o shit...that's n alligator
NorthWestOutdoorsman
I don't know about you. But that mess is putting JAWS to shame.
MoePancakes
When you didn't put any points in stealth but your swim skill is so strong it doesn't matter.
micmic00
....or even try to play Marco Polo
Hammertulski
I've seen smaller wakes from Evinrude outboards at full throttle. God damn.
aflarge
You know the fucked up part(for it) is that they were probably running from land predators.
aJojoRefrence
Nyooom
FaithAlone
I want to believe that second deer knew what would happen, it wanted to save it's friend and make sure they got across safely.
KingofFap
I need Snoop Dogg for narration.
MingsterL
Yupurineutah
Oh give me where water bufallo roam. Where the deer and the antelope are prey.
DavidHawa
You don’t have to outswim a croc,just the other gazelles
BANANAFLAKE
It's like a speed boat with anger and teeth.
chimmichurrichanga
truthsmiles
It must suck to know you're about to die for a full 5 seconds and not be able to do a thing about it.
itsoveranakinihavethehighgroundYOUWEREMYBROTHERANAKIN
EthicalCephalopod
DAYUMMMMMMM
2thfxr
Murder log swims fast
izinigrad
Murder Log used Surf! It is super effective!
ComputerLord1337
Murder Log used Dive! OHKO!
maliciousGman
Don't fuck with animals that outlived the dinosaurs.
MuddyMax
There are more dinosaurs alive today than crocodilians
englebertfistybuns
"Outlived" makes it sound like an age thing- Crocs survived the meteor that ENDED dinosaurs. Crocs survived MF space missiles..
ARavenheart
Is the antelope going to be okay ?
thegatman69
Yes. It has been photoshopped. NOT
dainwhite
He ded.
PULLMAN464
johnvictor
If being a crocodile's BM is okay then yes, it's perfectly fine.
NotTheReincarnationOfHitler
Tis but a flesh wound
echonite
Im sure it will buff right out.
TraitorousTrump3
He's learning scuba.
Bassaker
...the hard way
temujin9
Yeah. I mean, losing a friend always sucks, but he'll recover.
baturro
Yes, all three separate parts of him.
MOTHERFUCKINGTYR
Yes, it and the crocodile made amends and are selling potpourri in the south of France. 3rd quarter sales are down but they diversified well
ViolentEndeavor
He ded. like. so ded.
Turbogoat
Yeah, but his stunt double is going to feel it.
Prepress2
Tis but a scratch
fuzzai
Yes, he's fine, he's just swimming under water.
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
He's fine, I was just looking for the interview video
Kvothefefe
Retardedpidgeon
anteNOPE
pills92
Well it'll never be sad or scared or hurt again. So yea it's ok
igniskonig
I wish I could be okay like that.
JimCotton
Me too
IAmSometimesThatGuy
That's a good answer. Nice. Saving this for when I have kids haha.
Rochechief
You don't have to be the fastest - just don't be the slowest
CouldCareLessButDoesnt
If you ain't first you're last
davidqrandolph
Unless there are two crocs!
RoryBlack1
Crocs even on land are pretty fucking fast dude.
gluttonygreedpridewrathslothlustenvy
-- Wayne Gretzky -- Michael Scott
twatllama
- Michael Jordan
clevermotherfucker
Just dont be the closest.
CameMoreThanOnce
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
The other one also got eaten.
Higure
Well, after his friend was gone, he was the slowest once, no?
*one, damnit.
ThisOneKid
Well the other one was the slowest once too. Just, only once.
youreWelc0me
LordOfTheRingDings
*Has flashback to End of Zoe dlc for RE7* *Incoherent screams of rage*
CometLaHal
the fucking wake that thing made
DrBRx
Student loan officer
MichaelIronsidesDismemberedLimbs
PacerStacktrain
Yup... stay away
EntertainedLurker
"T-T-Timmeh! I'll save y-yo... Gaaaah!!" - Jimmy probably
Skyshadow86
the fastest water log i have ever seen
TheIncredibleAndAmazingAverageMan
That. Is fucking terrifying
bngeniii
Croc o shit...that's n alligator
NorthWestOutdoorsman
I don't know about you. But that mess is putting JAWS to shame.
MoePancakes
When you didn't put any points in stealth but your swim skill is so strong it doesn't matter.
micmic00
....or even try to play Marco Polo
Hammertulski
I've seen smaller wakes from Evinrude outboards at full throttle. God damn.
aflarge
You know the fucked up part(for it) is that they were probably running from land predators.
aJojoRefrence
Nyooom
FaithAlone
I want to believe that second deer knew what would happen, it wanted to save it's friend and make sure they got across safely.
KingofFap
I need Snoop Dogg for narration.
MingsterL
Yupurineutah
Oh give me where water bufallo roam. Where the deer and the antelope are prey.
DavidHawa
You don’t have to outswim a croc,just the other gazelles
BANANAFLAKE
It's like a speed boat with anger and teeth.
chimmichurrichanga
truthsmiles
It must suck to know you're about to die for a full 5 seconds and not be able to do a thing about it.
itsoveranakinihavethehighgroundYOUWEREMYBROTHERANAKIN
EthicalCephalopod
DAYUMMMMMMM
2thfxr
Murder log swims fast
izinigrad
Murder Log used Surf! It is super effective!
ComputerLord1337
Murder Log used Dive! OHKO!
maliciousGman
Don't fuck with animals that outlived the dinosaurs.
MuddyMax
There are more dinosaurs alive today than crocodilians
englebertfistybuns
"Outlived" makes it sound like an age thing- Crocs survived the meteor that ENDED dinosaurs. Crocs survived MF space missiles..
ARavenheart
Is the antelope going to be okay ?
thegatman69
Yes. It has been photoshopped. NOT
dainwhite
He ded.
PULLMAN464
johnvictor
If being a crocodile's BM is okay then yes, it's perfectly fine.
NotTheReincarnationOfHitler
Tis but a flesh wound
echonite
Im sure it will buff right out.
TraitorousTrump3
He's learning scuba.
Bassaker
...the hard way
temujin9
Yeah. I mean, losing a friend always sucks, but he'll recover.
baturro
Yes, all three separate parts of him.
MOTHERFUCKINGTYR
Yes, it and the crocodile made amends and are selling potpourri in the south of France. 3rd quarter sales are down but they diversified well
ViolentEndeavor
He ded. like. so ded.
Turbogoat
Yeah, but his stunt double is going to feel it.
Prepress2
Tis but a scratch
fuzzai
Yes, he's fine, he's just swimming under water.
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
He's fine, I was just looking for the interview video
Kvothefefe
Retardedpidgeon
anteNOPE
pills92
Well it'll never be sad or scared or hurt again. So yea it's ok
igniskonig
I wish I could be okay like that.
JimCotton
Me too
IAmSometimesThatGuy
That's a good answer. Nice. Saving this for when I have kids haha.
Rochechief
You don't have to be the fastest - just don't be the slowest
CouldCareLessButDoesnt
If you ain't first you're last
davidqrandolph
Unless there are two crocs!
RoryBlack1
Crocs even on land are pretty fucking fast dude.
gluttonygreedpridewrathslothlustenvy
-- Wayne Gretzky -- Michael Scott
twatllama
- Michael Jordan
clevermotherfucker
Just dont be the closest.
CameMoreThanOnce
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
The other one also got eaten.
Higure
Well, after his friend was gone, he was the slowest once, no?
Higure
*one, damnit.
ThisOneKid
Well the other one was the slowest once too. Just, only once.
youreWelc0me