Feb 22, 2021 10:51 PM
thebigbaka
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https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/1864550467855
BoobsAndGifs
I just saw this motherfucka grab a duck about 10 posts earlier.
Niagaran
"These guys are pretty upset over there." YOU JUST BROUGHT THE MURDERER BACK!!!!
tumantorak
I think the lynx learned its lesson
BallsackHippo
He won't do it again.
FrizBFerret
PattFussy
Lynx literally has the face like
SexyYoda
what the fk is the farmers problem, he's asking a wild animal why he/she ate.. fucking hypocrisy
stretchalezander
If that was me that lynx would be called mittens.
fishintennessee
That guy needs a donkey.
Boil1337
Why would you take the lynx back to the buffet...?
nolanurse
I think I’d have a firmer grip on that Lynx.
PrfctDrk
You'd need to have duct tape around that thing in order for me to grab it
CypherMarz
Looks like he’s got it by the scruff of the neck
zombiebatman
Farmer strength.
zenoghost1
bad kitty
BusterH
v
SirMotsteed
Everyone’s all amazed at how he’s holding a lynx but no one else is curious HOW THE FUCK did he manage to grab it like that to start
ZeroDucksToGive
Murder floof gotta eat yo
Heavenissize17socks
"Chris Paulson and his family captured and relocated the lynx after it killed two chickens."
grouchypanda
Farmers have a tough job and they give no fucks
Moretolife
I do this to this to my wife every time she cooks me a chicken korma
InsincereSam
I don't mind it at all when she cooks me that
astrid28
.... how you gonna let go of it... Now that it wants to eat your face for dessert?...
meencontreconunarusaquesabiaquenataliaoreiroerauruguaya
Probably wont
FourEyedLynx
It was placed Ina dog kennel and released back into the wild. Lynx aren't that dangerous to humans
valamer24
+1 for having the balls to grab and hold and walk around a wild cat by the scruff
A2DY79
My own cat would rip my fucking throat out if I had the nerve to hold and lecture him like that.
BikerMikefromMars
The scruff of a cat is like Goku's tail, kitty OFF button
factcheckmate
To a certain point, after awhile stops gaf
BountyHunterBobaFett
Namorath9
Lynx: I regret nothing!!
QuackersParty
Meanwhile the chickens are like WHY DID YOU BRING HIM BACK
OdelaySapo
That’s the look of a cat who’s just realized he’s being filmed with vertical video
LesLesVegetables
This is why you dont F with Canada. Some Canadian thinks it is totally normal to grab a Lynx and scold it while at temps that kill.
Cela84
I love that the cat off switch works on evil the most murderous of cats.
BassMonkeyBravo
I think that's a typo but Im going to just assume the cat's name is "Evil" and is known in the cat community as the "most murderous of cats"
Heh, was going for ”even” but I like yours better.
blackink73
I hope he doesn’t kill him !!
IRememberMyFirstBeer
Lol. He already ded. Unfortunately.
McMeowenstein
He released it https://www.burnslakelakesdistrictnews.com/news/video-burns-lake-man-grabs-lynx-by-scruff-after-chickens-attacked/#
Oh. Oh that's good!
He even left it a couple of carcasses because he felt the kitty was too skinny
MattFierce
Lynx: "Khajiit is innocent of this crime!"
NPaine
I mean... kittys gonna kitty
peregrinus19
https://www.piquenewsmagazine.com/amp/bc-news/video-lynx-lectured-by-the-scruff-after-killing-several-northern-bc-mans-chickens-3448493
QuartzPoker
Ty
Mellayellafella1441
The lynx is like:
buttdestroyer
The only thing that kitty is sorry about is getting caught.
BellsTheorem
Cats don't do shame. Especially not the feral ones.
Freedumbed
He is going to kill that cat
averyllamacommenter
Naw, he gave the cat the dead chickens and let him go.
Most likely yeah.. Kinda makes it loose the funny feeling
Article says it was put in a doggy kennel, it'll likely be released back into the wild.
Oh nice
railgap
He's got a fixed address. That would be incredibly stupid of him.
TheFeralDog
What can you do to prove if he killed it or released it far away? Jack shit that's what, he'd be fine unless he filmed it
Targe0
Got to be careful, if they are not in season and you don't have the right license, then you can get royally fucked if caught.
afahrlig
And rightly so.
Justtucknrollitup
Canada dude. Its really 50/50. 100% sorry
NuclearMonk
Naw....ebay it (credit: XKCD)
SirMarcsalot
This cartoon would have been better if the guy was writing his review standing up.
LittleLumberjack
Well...they do taste good.
JustSomePersonThere
Predators don’t eat predators. You don’t want the heavy metal accumulation that builds up in their flesh.
Linx are one of the only predators you can eat. Their diets are pretty specific (Partridge & hair). Source: Im a trapper and a wildlife tech
Word
MrNardtastic
Unfortunately probably yes. Farmers are usually one sided dim witted ass hats who care about nothing but their bottom line(aka $$$)
Some even love there chickens. I loved mine and had a hate for hawks and foxes
ddet1207
You mean their livelihood the very means they have to pay for shit? Yea of course they are gonna protect that. All said they are nicer to...
animals than you probably are
To add to that. It's not even about money for some like myself. Predators are killing what is providing food for my family and I.
Its about ppl in general killing all other predators man. Anything that causes a lil trouble we kill the shit out of it. Whos the predator?
The one preying I would imagine and I'm not sure where this "we" stuff is coming from. Where I come from we're taught respect for...
ThisUserNameIsReallyLoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
And without them your dumbass would starve.
Not me brother. I grow plenty of food. Also I fish and can hunt when i need to.? not everyone throws ill informed shade.
FuriousBakedPotato
Oh god you are a next level of cringe
There it is. The dumbest fucking thing I'll read today.
You should really read more then.
I dared not to venture into the barren waste but a blind eye has brought the dregs of society to my feet.
kellzkellzhellzbellz
Hahaha omg i actually did laugh out loud!
What makes it so dumb? Do farmers not care about their bottom line?
Most commercial farmers are not worried about predators because they have the means to house their animals adequately. It's the little...
guy that suffers and they're generally not out to make money as much as providing food.
tinbed25
I believe the lynx was relocated to another area.
HaniiPuppy
Sent to live on a farm ... wait.
DonjuanV
Relocated to heaven
evicshen
eiko987
He was taken to a beautiful farm in the country with lots of room to run. (And lots of chickens.)
He was quoted as having left a couple of dead chickens with it upon release because he felt it was too skinny
So that's how he wound up at that farm. Its just farmers passing the predator to their competition repeatedly.
The farmers are very nice that way.
Maybe not. I've caught my fair share of predators in my animal pens and I'll dump them out a few counties over.
decarnatedame
We play that game with the raccoons that destroy our bird feeders.
ThinkingOfOneTakesTooLong
and then someone from that county catches and dumps them back to your county lol
kalamazandy
Which might be why it not legal most places?
JayEnfield
And then the farmers in that county do the same thing in the opposite direction and we start over again.
That would be funny. I usually dump them out at Nathcez Trace State Park. It's 3 counties over and gives them 48,000 acres of safe space.
♪ But the cat came back, the very next day ♪
ColonelColon
"Got any, grapes?"
Ur a rare gem then my friend
I have one soft spot and it's for animals.
tdawgcatfish
Animals are good and just want to survive.
SherMattLockSmith
Nah, the reason for doing what he did is to make the cat fear humans so when released will not approach dwellings.,
1) From what I've read Lynx encounters are rather rare? They're very elusive animals that avoid humans, no? The farmer in question said he
2)found the Lynx to be too skinny so he left some of the dead chickens with it on release.
They are indeed rare, but any time a wild animal finds a food source that humans have made then steps need to be taken to ensure they do (1)
(2) Not return again. Making sure their experience was disagreeable, but not harmful, is key to that aspect of wildlife control.
LegendaryGrumpyCat
Racoons are the hardest to do this with. Fuckers are persistent.
BoobsAndGifs
I just saw this motherfucka grab a duck about 10 posts earlier.
Niagaran
"These guys are pretty upset over there." YOU JUST BROUGHT THE MURDERER BACK!!!!
tumantorak
I think the lynx learned its lesson
BallsackHippo
He won't do it again.
FrizBFerret
PattFussy
Lynx literally has the face like
SexyYoda
what the fk is the farmers problem, he's asking a wild animal why he/she ate.. fucking hypocrisy
stretchalezander
If that was me that lynx would be called mittens.
fishintennessee
That guy needs a donkey.
Boil1337
Why would you take the lynx back to the buffet...?
nolanurse
I think I’d have a firmer grip on that Lynx.
PrfctDrk
You'd need to have duct tape around that thing in order for me to grab it
CypherMarz
Looks like he’s got it by the scruff of the neck
zombiebatman
Farmer strength.
zenoghost1
bad kitty
BusterH
SirMotsteed
Everyone’s all amazed at how he’s holding a lynx but no one else is curious HOW THE FUCK did he manage to grab it like that to start
ZeroDucksToGive
Murder floof gotta eat yo
Heavenissize17socks
"Chris Paulson and his family captured and relocated the lynx after it killed two chickens."
grouchypanda
Farmers have a tough job and they give no fucks
Moretolife
I do this to this to my wife every time she cooks me a chicken korma
InsincereSam
I don't mind it at all when she cooks me that
astrid28
.... how you gonna let go of it... Now that it wants to eat your face for dessert?...
meencontreconunarusaquesabiaquenataliaoreiroerauruguaya
Probably wont
FourEyedLynx
It was placed Ina dog kennel and released back into the wild. Lynx aren't that dangerous to humans
valamer24
+1 for having the balls to grab and hold and walk around a wild cat by the scruff
A2DY79
My own cat would rip my fucking throat out if I had the nerve to hold and lecture him like that.
BikerMikefromMars
The scruff of a cat is like Goku's tail, kitty OFF button
factcheckmate
To a certain point, after awhile stops gaf
BountyHunterBobaFett
Namorath9
Lynx: I regret nothing!!
QuackersParty
Meanwhile the chickens are like WHY DID YOU BRING HIM BACK
OdelaySapo
That’s the look of a cat who’s just realized he’s being filmed with vertical video
LesLesVegetables
This is why you dont F with Canada. Some Canadian thinks it is totally normal to grab a Lynx and scold it while at temps that kill.
Cela84
I love that the cat off switch works on evil the most murderous of cats.
BassMonkeyBravo
I think that's a typo but Im going to just assume the cat's name is "Evil" and is known in the cat community as the "most murderous of cats"
Cela84
Heh, was going for ”even” but I like yours better.
blackink73
I hope he doesn’t kill him !!
IRememberMyFirstBeer
Lol. He already ded. Unfortunately.
McMeowenstein
He released it https://www.burnslakelakesdistrictnews.com/news/video-burns-lake-man-grabs-lynx-by-scruff-after-chickens-attacked/#
IRememberMyFirstBeer
Oh. Oh that's good!
FourEyedLynx
He even left it a couple of carcasses because he felt the kitty was too skinny
MattFierce
Lynx: "Khajiit is innocent of this crime!"
NPaine
I mean... kittys gonna kitty
peregrinus19
https://www.piquenewsmagazine.com/amp/bc-news/video-lynx-lectured-by-the-scruff-after-killing-several-northern-bc-mans-chickens-3448493
QuartzPoker
Ty
Mellayellafella1441
The lynx is like:
buttdestroyer
The only thing that kitty is sorry about is getting caught.
BellsTheorem
Cats don't do shame. Especially not the feral ones.
Freedumbed
He is going to kill that cat
averyllamacommenter
Naw, he gave the cat the dead chickens and let him go.
meencontreconunarusaquesabiaquenataliaoreiroerauruguaya
Most likely yeah.. Kinda makes it loose the funny feeling
FourEyedLynx
Article says it was put in a doggy kennel, it'll likely be released back into the wild.
meencontreconunarusaquesabiaquenataliaoreiroerauruguaya
Oh nice
railgap
He's got a fixed address. That would be incredibly stupid of him.
TheFeralDog
What can you do to prove if he killed it or released it far away? Jack shit that's what, he'd be fine unless he filmed it
Targe0
Got to be careful, if they are not in season and you don't have the right license, then you can get royally fucked if caught.
afahrlig
And rightly so.
Justtucknrollitup
Canada dude. Its really 50/50. 100% sorry
NuclearMonk
Naw....ebay it (credit: XKCD)
SirMarcsalot
This cartoon would have been better if the guy was writing his review standing up.
LittleLumberjack
Well...they do taste good.
JustSomePersonThere
Predators don’t eat predators. You don’t want the heavy metal accumulation that builds up in their flesh.
LittleLumberjack
Linx are one of the only predators you can eat. Their diets are pretty specific (Partridge & hair). Source: Im a trapper and a wildlife tech
JustSomePersonThere
Word
MrNardtastic
Unfortunately probably yes. Farmers are usually one sided dim witted ass hats who care about nothing but their bottom line(aka $$$)
Freedumbed
Some even love there chickens. I loved mine and had a hate for hawks and foxes
ddet1207
TheFeralDog
You mean their livelihood the very means they have to pay for shit? Yea of course they are gonna protect that. All said they are nicer to...
TheFeralDog
animals than you probably are
fishintennessee
To add to that. It's not even about money for some like myself. Predators are killing what is providing food for my family and I.
MrNardtastic
Its about ppl in general killing all other predators man. Anything that causes a lil trouble we kill the shit out of it. Whos the predator?
fishintennessee
The one preying I would imagine and I'm not sure where this "we" stuff is coming from. Where I come from we're taught respect for...
ThisUserNameIsReallyLoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
And without them your dumbass would starve.
MrNardtastic
Not me brother. I grow plenty of food. Also I fish and can hunt when i need to.? not everyone throws ill informed shade.
ThisUserNameIsReallyLoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FuriousBakedPotato
Oh god you are a next level of cringe
fishintennessee
There it is. The dumbest fucking thing I'll read today.
MrNardtastic
You should really read more then.
fishintennessee
I dared not to venture into the barren waste but a blind eye has brought the dregs of society to my feet.
kellzkellzhellzbellz
Hahaha omg i actually did laugh out loud!
JustSomePersonThere
What makes it so dumb? Do farmers not care about their bottom line?
fishintennessee
Most commercial farmers are not worried about predators because they have the means to house their animals adequately. It's the little...
fishintennessee
guy that suffers and they're generally not out to make money as much as providing food.
tinbed25
I believe the lynx was relocated to another area.
HaniiPuppy
Sent to live on a farm ... wait.
DonjuanV
Relocated to heaven
evicshen
eiko987
He was taken to a beautiful farm in the country with lots of room to run. (And lots of chickens.)
FourEyedLynx
He was quoted as having left a couple of dead chickens with it upon release because he felt it was too skinny
Targe0
So that's how he wound up at that farm. Its just farmers passing the predator to their competition repeatedly.
eiko987
The farmers are very nice that way.
fishintennessee
Maybe not. I've caught my fair share of predators in my animal pens and I'll dump them out a few counties over.
decarnatedame
We play that game with the raccoons that destroy our bird feeders.
ThinkingOfOneTakesTooLong
and then someone from that county catches and dumps them back to your county lol
kalamazandy
Which might be why it not legal most places?
JayEnfield
And then the farmers in that county do the same thing in the opposite direction and we start over again.
fishintennessee
That would be funny. I usually dump them out at Nathcez Trace State Park. It's 3 counties over and gives them 48,000 acres of safe space.
JayEnfield
♪ But the cat came back, the very next day ♪
ColonelColon
"Got any, grapes?"
MrNardtastic
Ur a rare gem then my friend
fishintennessee
I have one soft spot and it's for animals.
tdawgcatfish
Animals are good and just want to survive.
SherMattLockSmith
Nah, the reason for doing what he did is to make the cat fear humans so when released will not approach dwellings.,
FourEyedLynx
1) From what I've read Lynx encounters are rather rare? They're very elusive animals that avoid humans, no? The farmer in question said he
FourEyedLynx
2)found the Lynx to be too skinny so he left some of the dead chickens with it on release.
SherMattLockSmith
They are indeed rare, but any time a wild animal finds a food source that humans have made then steps need to be taken to ensure they do (1)
SherMattLockSmith
(2) Not return again. Making sure their experience was disagreeable, but not harmful, is key to that aspect of wildlife control.
LegendaryGrumpyCat
Racoons are the hardest to do this with. Fuckers are persistent.