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Jul 11, 2025 9:25 PM
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NotasbigasmediumsizedJock
#8 wrong flag mate
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
#1 Frozen cheese sticks? Is this a thing? Or is this just an odd way of describing ready to cook mozzarella sticks or something?
OhIfIMust
#6 Oh look, it’s me in elementary school, stacking pickles 2 high on those grade-f burgers they used to serve us.
deaddogsmuggler
#1 i...I would worry about my partner murdering me with that smiley
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
#8 The Aussies and Kiwis are confused whether to argue over who invented Pavlova or not because you can't tell if that's a Australian or New Zealand flag.
DutchBoeremeisie
#5 @WellWhatTheHeck, this one is for you.
WellWhatTheHeck
ha! Truth in advertising! That's why I never say things like "you'd kill your grandma with a machete for this dish!"
trythebleucheese
#4 https://geekzgifts.com/dinosaur-hot-dog-holder/
You're welcome
manystripes
#5 I want to watch a cooking competition where recipe writers have to make their own recipes in the time they claim it will take. Once you hit time, you're presenting to the judges in whatever state it's in
emu314159127001
#1 a "happy lil heart?"v when has that ever been a thing? You just draw the damn heart and be done with it. It's not a little heart monster
glasshouseinarockstorm
#10 can I order a French toast egg salad sandwich there? Because me and my colon want that adventure.
UltraLincoln
#12 A Fleetwood Maccident
crazyfishlady
#13 I picked seven Romas yesterday, and this was indeed my level of excitement, especially since I got them at that almost ripe point before they crack. They'll be perfect in a day or two!
killernat
#8 motzart balls were my favorite thing to bring home from Austria that and the pear schnaps
locksmith9
#1 Hello Mr. Police. You could have saved her. I gave you all the clues.
Apothecarius
I knew Carpacccio back in the day, his painting suck, his favorite pizza sucks, and he was boring as fuck. Worst roommate ever 0/10
trythebleucheese
So that makes you 600 years old, give or take?
Apothecarius
580, the kid was only good at painting because he got taught by some guy. He was boring, and his pizzas sucked
BroccoliCabbagePatch
#4 it's because i'm not hungrysaurus right now
hanmerhack
#8 fun thing is that melba toast is also named after Nellie Melba
Imalwaysready
#2 Do people not know how to open a bag of flour? Is this a thing?
trythebleucheese
You stab it with a knife and let it bleed out, right?
shawnemack
The fuck is a frozen cheese stick?
GravyEducation
#8 the story goes that the King and Queen requested three different types of pizza and Margherita much preferred the one with tomato basil and mozzarella. However this is a legend and it has never been confirmed in a historical sense. Usually the telling is that it was an on the spot invention for royalty, but people were making pizza like that years before their rule
goflyblind
#8: "the earl of sandwich invented the sandwich, samuel morse invented the morse code, plato invented the plate..."
trythebleucheese
harpo marx invented the harp
GravyEducation
We can all rest easy though because Nacho invented nachos https://imgur.com/qETq4Zd.jpg
Rynestrm
I don’t get #2. Flour just comes in a bag. Never once have I had an issue with any part of that bag. I must be missing something.
EmporerDragon
In the US, flour and sugar usually are sold as what's effectively a brick wrapped in paper. Once opened, they're not being closed again.
modus0
Which is why you have some other container, which can be closed, to empty that opened bag into.
ConsummateConundrum
#1
MadamPuddifoot
Why are we overlooking FROZEN CHEESE STICKS. What kinda psycho is she?!
Woolytop
That is Strong Sad.
Ree81
FeelsStrongMan
FaerieWalnut
"I'm sad that you're dying"
HorrorsGreeley
"The first thing that anyone sees is the face on the wall. You see the face first and you know. You know what's happened and you feel dread. Then, and only then, do you see the body of the victim. Always in that order."
ConsummateConundrum
I can see that scene in my head. I may have binged the show a few times too many.
Etherealvalentine
What's all this then
ConsummateConundrum
Here's some insight: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_John
somnif
a TV show called "The Mentalist", about a former TV psychic who helps cops solve crimes.
Einstein9073
#2 listen. Everyone has a container for flour in their home. You don't need or want something durable or reusable, because you're just going to throw it out when you get home and put it in your nice flour container. Paper sacks are a inexpensive and disposable way to carry flour from the meal to your house.
trythebleucheese
I do not. I absolutely refuse to. That paper bag will remain until the last grain is used.
FaerieWalnut
from the meal?
Einstein9073
Mill. Blame VTT
modus0
Why are you letting a Virtual Table Top spellcheck you?
joetimes
#2 probably CEOs idea if my job is any judge. There is a frantic engineer trying to convince them otherwise but then CEOs "yesman" steps in to agree with CEO aaaaand now we are doing the dumb thing.
maddmaxxman
Not to ruin the meme but flour comes in paper bags because if you put it in plastic any excess moisture can't leave and it rots quickly.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
And they used to put it in sacks but it still poofed out of them too. I've never felt like the paper bags are a huge problem. My mom always put a plastic bag around the bottom of the flour bag, and now so do I.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Plus, the static from plastic in a flour facility? Bad idea. If curious, look up flour & dust explosions.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
This. Speaking as someone with a LOT of experience dealing with bagging machines used for powdered milk... believe me when I say that if there were ANY reasonable alternative for the paper-bags-and-hot-glue system, WE WOULD FUCKING USE IT. Those bagging machines are a nightmare to keep running right.
ForeveraKritik
#9 past the eggs and bread, the recipes have basically nothing else in common. French toast has cinnamon and nutmeg (plus whatever syrup/fruit you choose to eat with it). Egg salad uses mayonnaise and mustard, plus optional herbs like dill or chives. Who the fuck thinks these recipes are similar??
QuantumInc
Read it again "bear no similarities" except the ingredients list. They have the same major ingredients, though maybe different minor ingredients should've disqualified it anyway.
modus0
That might be a valid argument, if the person making the post had stated "same *major* ingredients". Otherwise, IMO, you have to consider *all* the ingredients normally included.
Ninjainslippers
Yeah it's like "eggs benedict is just huevos rancheros" and then "holy shit I never even considered that I'm gonna go jump in a pit and kill myself!"
trythebleucheese
no one, and I thought that was the point?
InfocalypseRising
#15 the ideas mostly involve eating cheese
hanmerhack
SleepyHollowAppleTree
#1
mezzomike
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJla21pYm4wN2I3cXo5NzZ3cGM1cXp3dXcwdjRtNWMwZmN0MWZsemtxeSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/8VrtCswiLDNnO/giphy.mp4
DoseOfScience
Another recipe/cooking peeve: the number of posters that think a 'one pot recipe' is an attempt to engage in ingredient juggling to have every part of the meal touch the pan and not trying to reduce the number of pans I have to wash.
GravyEducation
Also they should tell us how many utensils that's only fair
GravyEducation
If you need to transfer ingredients out at any point it is no longer one pot. Because I need to put those ingredients somewhere. So there's at the bare minimum some paper towelage set up, preferably like... a plate or bowl
QuantumInc
HelloFresh is very guilty of this, and each time I threw everything in the same pan and it was fine.
DoseOfScience
I mostly started with boxed dinners, kind of spread from that. Most are 'cook meat for ~10 minutes, add seasoning packet and pasta/rice' and you can usually add a bag of frozen vegetables to fill out the meal.
psstuphere
Frozen cheese stick? I'm intrigued
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
All I can think is they mean those frozen, breaded mozzarella sticks.
GravyEducation
I've got some in my freezer right now
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
GravyEducation
https://imgur.com/3V4he.jpeg Sadly no true marinara only some jarred spaghetti sauce. Why would they sell frozen mozzarella sticks with no marinara I ask you
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
Right you would think they could throw in a packet of sauce since it will be frozen.
trythebleucheese
Ohhhhh, I forgot those exist. My immature ass thought it meant they froze string cheese.
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
i mean the only difference is mozz sticks have breading on them. There are definitely recipes starting with string cheese and adding breading.
GravyEducation
https://imgur.com/F4jjBDJ.mp4 I don't deep fry at home because I don't have a fire extinguisher but literally all ya gotta do is buy string cheese, prepackaged "Italian bread crumbs" and like an egg coating or something but it's not something you really need to make yourself when they sell it in the freezer aisle and you can just air fry it. Unless you trying to be extra
MarchRabbit
Thank you for this. I was so weirded out by the thought of frozen string cheese