BrownSauce
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probably because I'm Norwegian and milk is melk
Jul 15, 2017 10:21 PM
BrownSauce
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probably because I'm Norwegian and milk is melk
Battybay
DrabtheMagnificent
Great to know I'm not alone
hansolongdingdongtralala
Lemonsandwichs
People who call the entire country of the Netherlands Holland.
whiskeyface
ForgivingCat
#mjölk
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
I know a Youtuber who pronounces "normal" as "nermal" and it drives me up the wall
cosmicmatt
https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/f/fb/NermalCharacter.jpg
NotEvenMyFinalUsername
Not as bad a nucular
whiskeyface
FrozenFoodGuy
I dunno who this tupacabra is, but as a Dutchy i feel like kicking him in the shins with my wooden clogs!
stimpsonjcatt
I'm am, for real, laughing out loud.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
QUICK GUYS I FOUND THE MELK DRINKER
BEEZEBEORA
Wow a meme out of a Saint Seiya picture... I remember watching this as a kid, saturday morning with cereal and melk.
doyouevengeneratelift
Milch.
nocturneopus9no2
Gaehhn
Maybe tupacabra doesn't hate all of the netherlands?
nocturneopus9no2
"The other parts of the country saying melk are fine, but FUCK HOLLAND."
NakiMano
People who say saLmon. PITURE instead of PICTURE. Where'd the 'c' go?!
controversialguy
I also say pellow
stonecoldpuma
Yes! I say pellow and melk and I have no idea why.
wafflepuffball
Give em the molk, Josh!
Jocke
And that's close-ish to the swedish Word for milk
nottheOP
Donovan, inside voices please.
GutsTheStruggler
Sorry ma, my white friends.
UnicornofPeril
I have a speech impediment that makes me sound Australian or like a Brooklyn taxi driver, depending on the word. Also, mulk.
ImmortalLoveRodd
I have a work friend that pronounces "Oil" like "ol." It sucked because our job is to test oil.
krapmyself
I guess "moocow titty juice" isn't all that acceptable either?
MistressLyda
stimpsonjcatt
I'm gonna have to say no on that one. But it's a soft no, for me, dawg.
RdizzyC
More acceptable than melk.
Chamato
malk
ZippyYeti
Tupacabra...I would follow this person in battle.
KiaOrafromtheTron
in noo zeland it's mok
NameNotVerified
+1 for making me say this out loud and lose my shit!
Solid5outof7
It's called pop
NorwegianTrucker
Mjølk!
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groggilol
Harru på litt stekt sæpp så har du ein konge fôring når du er hølgrøvin
ranivotz
Mjölk.
Pootisborn
The Lioness.
Adr1n
Only faggots say "melk“, which perfectly describes op.
Fheuef
And some pre-dinner mayonnaise ! (It's good for you)
mspaintlad
maelk
notBobMarley
ringerike?
NorwegianTrucker
Oppland
Khaylain
Oppa Oppland-style
LenoreO
In Norway it is also melk
NorwegianGlaswegian
Only the best, even if advertised by a Swede. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-8W2GBTRdU
BrownSauce
Look in description :)
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
What about them Carolina folk that say scrawberry instead of strawberry?
stimpsonjcatt
Fuck all them....family from there btw, I've got tons of complaints in their pronunciation. For them to be as educated as they are...
meredithmoderate
Hey now! Don't disparage my people! We may have a drawl, but we know to say talk instead of talk.
meredithmoderate
"...talk instead of tawk." And we only say scrawberry to screw with visitors.
stimpsonjcatt
SOME of you guys, not all. I'm talking back woods, not even trying, Black Mountain folk. Strawberry tho! Makes me laugh. One family>
stimpsonjcatt
ForgivingCat
Wat.
MoistCrumbs
Bombideer
Buddy on the right just tryna do some calf raises
rallen9268
Ha! ᶠᵃᵍ
ButterfaceTaintClown
File under "Perfect"
TeamNegan
we can't because @sarah hasn't added folders
Freakingdoomguy
People who say "the doomguy" instead of just "doomguy"
paulpounder
BenjaminT247
FlyingSeaMan509
nobodyexpectsthespanishinquisiti0n
dietderpsy
Do me!!
Kulyo
Anyone got an unedited version?
CoolArrow87
Damn finally some saint seiya love!
SweetKnightmare87
That did not disappoint.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
I'd love to make my own comment, but it won't beat this.
Tharru
.
Namotatop
Why is this not top comment? It has most points.
Roblockster
The reply to the top one is top comment
Finduses
Luckily i say mjólk
lynx88
Find the Swede
IIIIlllllIIIIlllIIIlIIllIlIlIlIlIIIIlll
How the dick do you pronounce mjólk?
CloakedGoliath
M'yolk?
Finduses
In this instance it is pronounced like if it was spelled mjølk. Ø is a contraction and used to be spelled oe. So think of it as mjoelk 1/2
Finduses
But with a soft j.
Talligan
Why does holland have to suffer for the entirety of the netherlands?
Rectunator
Take one for the team I guess?
knapenarno
And Flanders...
JohnnyricoMC
Oplossing: gebruik het synoniem "zuivel"
Tiis
They don't. 'Molke' is Frisian for milk :P
newmen
Nobody likes holland anyways
yorribah
Even the dutch don't like the dutch
newmen
Yea why do we even still exist...
squirrelrubbinghisnips
Because we stole it from the sea
GandalfTheOctarine
Because they stink the most. Utrecht for teh win. Well, if you amputate cannibal island and overvecht.
nittieboj
Cannibal island, kanaleneiland? En Overveg!
GandalfTheOctarine
Kanaleneiland, cannibaleneiland ;-) En Overvecht is just Little Africa, with all the issues expected.
nittieboj
Depends where in Overvecht. Lived in north for 18 years, my sister couldn't go outside alone in the evening, but south has some good places.
GandalfTheOctarine
Hm, echt waar? Als het eindigt op 'dreef', dan wil ik er nog niet dood gevonden worden.
thesparkleisstrongwithme
Utrecht overvecht!
LitteralyHitler
Because screw them. Overijssel number one!
GandalfTheOctarine
Kampen is lovely :-)
williewarmer
Fuck Overijssel, Groningen number one!
Prinzka
Van Lauwerszee tot Dollart tou!
knarfi
peketu
Doesn't both words means the same?
IAlwaysDownvoteDeadpool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE_IUPInEuc
ff36
Holland is only a region of the Netherlands, not the whole country.
athnamasmantha
In germany we call the whole Netherlands holland
JaccoW
You're still wrong
athnamasmantha
Didn't say that its right we're calling mobile phones Handys...
Matrelith
About the same as Texas and USA.
Letstriptogether
But no one uses the word Texas when talking about the entire USA. Using Holland for The Netherlands is pretty common. Also for dutch people.
justlurkinfornow
You're sort of right.Downvoters be damned.We use them interchangebly. But in reality Holland (South&North) are provinces in the Netherlands.
peketu
Damn, wish I could know the balance between up and downvotes in my post. I'm glad it's not in minus. Thanks for you help.
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
malk
ThatQuietlySmirking
Grandma?
GetSquanched
ova...
istabmysaladtomakeitacaesarsalad
Milted malk
CredibleHulk
I MADE THIS FOR YOU
nottheOP
Just give him the frickin mulk Josh!
DrJackBright
We're all saying Malk, josh
Cattalaster
SmellyLumpus
Sorry Dad, my white friends.
ewok4life
Sorry dad...my white friends
A113Disney
Inside voices please.
dex2775
An evil Celtic mythological cat?
bayaOfClanNet
Not so much evil as hyperviolent and easily bored.
Diabeticdoginaminefield
I understood that reference.gif
GloriousWires
Fishmalk or regular flavour?
Danishlmgurian
Mælk
thraxcres
Why are my bones so brittle I drink plenty of MALK
AsksTooManyQuestions
...I actually saw "malk" on the shelf at H-E-B...
BearToof
Yeah, I saw that product too! And I just screamed "MALK!" In Kroger & my wife just had another reason to think I should never be a surgeon.
strangledbyaturtleneck
MUUUUUUUULLLLLLLK
j00niz
Milluk
meganical
I'm gonna kill myself!
UnsavoryCommenter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty62YzGryU4
seymourwhales
Thank you.
JetSetGo
PascalCasedUserName
Butter up that bacon, boy!
Iaimtomisbehave
"But my heart hurts."
Wormeurysm
mulk
hisholybeardness
In my language "mulk" means country / nation.
ILiekToCookAndBake
Molk
YouCanFapTo90PercentOfMyFavorites
Bulk
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Mylk (sometimes)
yax51
I have a buddy who pronounces orange as oinge...its annoying af
AliBarber
My housemate says coyins instead of coins.
LegoStomper
So pigs say ORNK, yeah?
MrColumbeanu
He fram brooklyn'?
noblemile
I have a friend that says "ernge"
Fishnuggs
He doesnt sound like your buddy, guy.
godcixelsyd
He doesn't sound like your guy, friend.
BulletToofTony
I always notice when ppl say piksa instead of pizza.. Drives me nuts
SoiledFool
My younger brother used to say "prent-zull" when trying to say "pretzel"... like all the way to age 14 or so! Jesus. Haha
Equinox13
I wouldn't mind the people who say "carmel" instead of "caramel"...unless they correct me for saying caramel.
consty
well, oinge ya glad I ain't your buddy
iPickedThisNameSoYouCouldnt
My best friend pronounces divorced "deh-vor-ist"
ChipWallace
We get "ornge" a lot where I am.
MechanusIncarnate
I have started purposefully pronouncing it as or-ang. Like orangutan.
4tals
Buddy pronounces wolf as woof, and ruin as rune.
Voltorez
My buddy says arnge fucking arnge
Insomnia297
I usually charge $500, but for you, it will be free.
GerberLegalTeam
Had a coworker who pronounced oven as "Oh ven"
JustInsanity426
that makes me croinge
meconopsia
'Air-renge' kind of urks me.
BlueVelvet90
Beat him with a sock full of oinges.
anitabieror6
Lol! I wanna upvote this again.
TheOneTrueGalen
Ernge
PostNutDepression
In my hometown they say "Eurnje"
realmdweller
Reminds me of my mother who's super southern land says "dahllah" for dollar. Among other things.
CheeseburgerDreams
Where are they from? Parts of Ohio say it like this I've noticed
snotcaulk
It's also heard aurange.
missbirdie
My fiancé says "oranjuice" instead of orange juice. Makes me so angry lol
specificstatistics
Prenup.
CrustySandwichBread
I was gonna say. My friend says "ornjuice" and I give him shit every time.
itsjefferyrandell
wtf is oranjuice? Accents sometimes fucked up.
Mpisinchanga
Kill him.
fistermatic5000
How about urenj
PorneliusHubertII
I know many people who say oinch. Killer.
bekreider
I have to consciously make myself say orange... by default I wanna say "Are"nge
RiceCatBOI
Wife says arenge. I tease her about it all the time
RobertPackerbacker
How about Fustrated? That pisses me straight off.
SephWalker
Prolly doisent peace yew uff ass mach ass dis sheet peace me uff.
mycatodinisbetterthanyourcatodin
Oh lawrd yes
McFisticuffs
Does it fustrate you?
RobertPackerbacker
Not as much as when someone says libary instead of library
ugotnojams
Can I 'axe' you a question and libary are some of my biggest pet peeves
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
Oh it makes me so mad!!!!!!
razetherunner
my brother somehow manages to over-enunciate the O in 'bowls' and i don't know how, but i mock him relentlessly when it happens.
midnightbiscuit
That's no buddy
borgiasborgias
you should know the dutch actually have a strong affinity for the color orange
pacey5714
I new a kid growing up that called a pillow a pellow
mycatodinisbetterthanyourcatodin
I do that.. ..
Notoneendingps3
knew
batmansbf
I'm guilty of pronouncing it pellow.
DonQuixotic
Y tho?
whiskeyface
Uuuugh my wife and her sister say that.
fantasticjack
My boyfriend says "Ornch" but I accept him for who he is
graboids
My kid says ornch. I say arnge. Arnges are from Flarida. My fiancé hates me.
fantasticjack
Hahahaha I say flarida too but I say "ornge"
mrmelonhead
li-barry, lab-a-tory, am-blance, etc.
EatsThingsForMoney
I have several friends that pronounce "wolf" as "woof". My skin crawls...
MyDogJake
I am that friend. My wife bugs me. I make a point of pronouncing it properly in front of my daughter.
anitabieror6
me and my bro had a running joke about that and adding a t to cousin. something like " me an my cousint saw a woof behind the libary"
EatsThingsForMoney
I seent what you did there :)
anitabieror6
I feel you! ya know what gets me? my neighbor who says ungyin theres no g in onion!! fuckin oinges and ungyins!
papyel
english isn't my main language and orange is hard so instead i say oinge it's easier
Roblockster
Laziness is something the internet understands.
SatelliteKid86
I dated a guy who said scenerial instead of scenario. I cringed every time I heard it, dumb ass dude.
Dangerballs
Here in NE Iowa, people sometimes drop the R in orange & add it to the word 'wash'.
RiceCatBOI
Omg
pragmatao
They do that here in se ny. Words like Linda pronounced Linder. Fuck that.
anitabieror6
ppl do that a lot in Washington which I just do not get. they also say beg instead of bag. a beg of warshington apples
MalkavianProstitute
Here in WA so many say Warshington...even I do it on occasion. Cull us please.
Yotarian
Central Iowan, yup it happens. My mom does this for some reason, and my family makes fun of her for it.
KitfoxLovesYou
Des Moines here. I know several people that do it, and I've never understood why.
MysteryX95
Welcome to tha OANGE WARSH*dance*
TheGreatBlueHeron
Do they pronounce measure and treasure like "maysure" and "traysure"?
JakeMcAwesome
No, thats Georgia
mifdsam
wait, wash? I'm confused
Lorendell
Warsh. My grandma says warsh instead of wash.
glitterdemon
You warsh the clothes in wudder.
ModsSometimesHeedMyScamWarnings
I say "melk" because it is literally the Afrikaans word for "milk".
Rizzible
Know someone that says crick instead of creek, yikes.
SHiNiXiA
MyDogJake
Welp. There it is.
chikachikabuumbuum
I knew someone who said melk and pellow
SHiNiXiA
rydn
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
I know people who say "Arnge"
TheBlueMuppet
Someones making you a custom gif too, but tour usernames so damned long itll take a while and youll have to wait.
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
Why me D:
SHiNiXiA
TheGum25
There are 2 ladies at my work who really say "Tar-zhay" when talking about Target. I thought that was from an Onion article or something...
LinkaAdoptsACouger
My dad says that too, but as a joke. He knows that's not how you say it. He also says the G in lasagna. But only at restaurants.
MechanusIncarnate
Good to know I am not the only person to write that sound as zh.
MarvelousShiggyDiggy
In Australia they say it the same as it was a joke on a commercial to try and make it seem upper class.
420eatit
I thought it was tar-jhey
TheGum25
I read Trump actually called it Tarzhay. This truly is the worst timeline.