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May 9, 2022 2:00 PM

DaShanghaiKid

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It’s all a racket.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish I understood tennis terms to know what that meant.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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He just hasn't met his match...--*BOOM*

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He should work on his love game.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

New balls please

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And at the end, neither had the advantage.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let love serve!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Deuce!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She fell in love with a cabinetmaker and his tools were all up in her drawers.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you ever tried quiet tennis? It's like regular tennis but without all the racket.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

A bad joke that won’t ruin my day. +1

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Somebody is at fault

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

they met at match.com

4 years ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 1

v

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought someone set them up.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you cannot be serious

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

deep cut. kudos.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So uh.... I'm gonna kinda sorta need an instruction manual on this one... :-\

4 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

One comment said : they met on match.com. Another said "It was just a game to him." .. so i guess the joke is along those lines

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

In tennis lingo “love” means zero points.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

‘Love’ in tennis refers to a zero score. So if you had a score of 15-0, it would be 30 Love. Lots of theories why, but nothing concrete.

4 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

that's fucking stupid. I hate sports.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only reason I know this is because of Mario

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, should have said 15 Love, not 30.

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I was told it’s because it’s egg in French, which an egg is zero shaped.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

lol, wtf. Egg in french is oeuf (spelled like huff, without the h sound). Love is an english word, there is no french words "love"

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Amour

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Say le oeuf, then slur it into one word and a breathy f can be confused as a v.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

So are you telling me this is another thing like "rocket" aka arugula. Did the British at some point in history not know the French had a>

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I "the egg" you!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice thinking. You're right and I stand corrected.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0