SpriteandCats
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Jul 30, 2025 9:00 PM
SpriteandCats
14856
237
6
reformedxile
"If my body was still under warranty, i would trade it in"
meganical
I think of “Cash for Clunkers” WAY too often when thinking about my body and how much I wish it were normal
BuckIndy
Can confirm.
spiritussancto
seriously. this one's a fucking lemon. i'm working on building a new one with HRT
FailedMitosis
Sorry, you're way past the 2 hour play limit.
theskepticinme
I’ll just take a new gut please
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Where can I claim the compensation??
SpriteandCats
I think if you go to the nearest cemetery and request an employee by the name of "Death", he may be able to help out.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
I have to LEAVE THE HOUSE?? Meh, not worth the hassle!
CyberHexx
Shit, I have ADHD. It's like I have to steer this thing by giving an incompetent driver directions over his shoulder rather than actually being in control.
SpriteandCats
No one other than people with ADHD understand this! It feels like I have to constantly fight my brain.....I just need the noise to turn off
ruint
https://x.com/KeatonPatti/status/1050396467674968064 "I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own."
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Ceomin
Uh, what does this have to do with literally anything?
Raventhief
Fuck yes. A full refund or exchange, or I'm never buying another one.
AVerySillyPuppy
No exchange. Refund only. No universe credit.
Elliotblet
I fear reincarnation, I can't do this again (even if it's better).
Andunistar
I've given this some thought in the past "I'm a depressing peice of shit" memory is as much a core of your identity as every other arbitrary factors about you and around you, lose the memory amd yoy sort of lose the core continuity that would make up what has you horrified by the posility. As far as potential eternities go haveing a reset on all the pain life can potentially pour down ones throat seems like a kinder way to go about it then raw dogging it as one eternal, static happening.
johnwilliams123
Does a mental condition count? I'd like to do this for my chronic anxiety
MaxMschief
Valid! Absolutely!
Most mental conditions are related to or directly influenced by brain chemistry 👍