Mar 15, 2021 4:09 AM
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Gabriochepumpkin
Shouldn't be pets. Do not promote this.
Catpeeker
You can do this at at Barn hill Preserve, I'm told. https://instagram.com/barnhillpreserve?igshid=yq2twit3tr1m
oldscrotumthewrinkledretainer
Summoning lip readers to the fore
Phischstaebchen
Can't think about the bites
happywalker
release the giant otter! :-P
KevinGrzyb
She looks like logan paul
ObscureReferencing
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Is that katy perry?
zer09
TsubakiTragic
Sound, would be a useful addition.
sharkhasfangs
MissyWentMissing
Swear on me mum!
JuddSandage
Mudge!
zanaria
Jerk, you otter share some with everyone else... LOL
LdaQuirm
TheOtterYou
LeCoq1963
I want in on this cuddle frenzy!
cheezedoff68
Otter chaos.
extraordinaryagility
Sea Catsnake
TheMajinVegeta
tokerator
I need pile of otter therapy so bad right now for my mental health.
razorgirl1066
Nurture By Nature, Valley Center, California
gradeD
For a similar yet more affordable experience, apply warm pizza slices directly to your body and lie down in the subway.
GuitarsAndCodeAndRage
I *need* this with sound!
joepineapplesindrag
I also assume she is screaming for help
Klaxun
They can skeletonize a full grown woman in 60 seconds.
Papabadger
But can they womanize a full grown skeleton?
TheeRealDuke
Did you just lose your job at the aquarium?
Asoldasatoms
Apparently piranhas and otters have been busy getting people fired
FlyYouFLCL
Hence the phrase: Greedy as an Otter.
desertpotato
Do you know what nemesis means?
Neobomberman28
Kibbles19
Look at this bitch living my life.
OmnipotentBeing
valerium
Looks like Compsognathus
PoppySiddal
Mexican Jumping Otters.™️
dantethetemplar
"The humans giggled and laughed innocently, not realizing that the otters were singing their war song."
monkeyfly
Sir, even with breakthroughs in modern medical science, we still can't make you an otter.
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Zalophus
Look I've seen a man turn another man into a walrus, don't lie to me.
IonianFervor
I saw a man turn into a pickle, funniest shit I have ever seen
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
Shhh, there’s no crying in walrus Mr. Tusk!
Walruses and otters have distinctly different hat sizes which is the key human transformation into walruses but prevents it in the otter.
Inganni
Just make a bigger otter then!
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
I'm surprised they don't bite.
LooseMooseNoose
I’m more surprised she doesn’t bite them!
ruferto
she paid them off
Youcanbekittycat2000orwhatever
I heard they find stones and put them into your bathing suit to show their love, the person with the most at the end is the Otter Favorite.
Lumberjackfirefighter
Well these ones don’t, but giant Amazon otters are really not to be toyed with, big and very territorial.
threehundysticks
They also look a touch like voldemort imho
Slamtastik
That clears things up for me, those look vicious in comparison to these water ferrets.
Howdoyoulikedemapples
Arnt they the ones who monch piranhas for fun
Haidere1988
They eat caimanand anacondas apparently.
Thresholdpush
I've read they're more rapey than bitey.
God I hate this meme.
UKMonkey
Ohh step otter, what are you doing?
zellar2020
Help me step otter, I'm stuck in the pool filter.
ThighHighsSaveLives
Where's the water at otter
Wasnbo
Little of both. Males bite the face and nose of the female while "mating," occasionally bad enough to kill the female. Also, they're (1/2)
pedophiles and occasionally necrophiles; some males rape young otters to death and jealously guard the corpse like a favored sex toy.
Canigetbannedagain
Just like Uncle Lumpy lap.
RandomInternetAsshole
And Uncle Stinkyfinger
kickmyballsrealhard
I have questions but I’m not looking for answers.
Elonth
it was cancer
Gabriochepumpkin
Shouldn't be pets. Do not promote this.
Catpeeker
You can do this at at Barn hill Preserve, I'm told. https://instagram.com/barnhillpreserve?igshid=yq2twit3tr1m
oldscrotumthewrinkledretainer
Summoning lip readers to the fore
Phischstaebchen
Can't think about the bites
happywalker
release the giant otter! :-P
KevinGrzyb
She looks like logan paul
ObscureReferencing
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Is that katy perry?
zer09
TsubakiTragic
Sound, would be a useful addition.
sharkhasfangs
MissyWentMissing
Swear on me mum!
JuddSandage
Mudge!
zanaria
Jerk, you otter share some with everyone else... LOL
LdaQuirm
TheOtterYou
LeCoq1963
I want in on this cuddle frenzy!
cheezedoff68
Otter chaos.
extraordinaryagility
Sea Catsnake
TheMajinVegeta
tokerator
I need pile of otter therapy so bad right now for my mental health.
razorgirl1066
Nurture By Nature, Valley Center, California
gradeD
For a similar yet more affordable experience, apply warm pizza slices directly to your body and lie down in the subway.
GuitarsAndCodeAndRage
I *need* this with sound!
joepineapplesindrag
I also assume she is screaming for help
Klaxun
They can skeletonize a full grown woman in 60 seconds.
Papabadger
But can they womanize a full grown skeleton?
TheeRealDuke
Did you just lose your job at the aquarium?
Asoldasatoms
Apparently piranhas and otters have been busy getting people fired
FlyYouFLCL
Hence the phrase: Greedy as an Otter.
desertpotato
Do you know what nemesis means?
Neobomberman28
Kibbles19
Look at this bitch living my life.
OmnipotentBeing
valerium
Looks like Compsognathus
PoppySiddal
Mexican Jumping Otters.™️
dantethetemplar
"The humans giggled and laughed innocently, not realizing that the otters were singing their war song."
monkeyfly
Sir, even with breakthroughs in modern medical science, we still can't make you an otter.
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Zalophus
Look I've seen a man turn another man into a walrus, don't lie to me.
IonianFervor
I saw a man turn into a pickle, funniest shit I have ever seen
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
Shhh, there’s no crying in walrus Mr. Tusk!
monkeyfly
Walruses and otters have distinctly different hat sizes which is the key human transformation into walruses but prevents it in the otter.
Inganni
Just make a bigger otter then!
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
I'm surprised they don't bite.
LooseMooseNoose
I’m more surprised she doesn’t bite them!
ruferto
she paid them off
Youcanbekittycat2000orwhatever
I heard they find stones and put them into your bathing suit to show their love, the person with the most at the end is the Otter Favorite.
Lumberjackfirefighter
Well these ones don’t, but giant Amazon otters are really not to be toyed with, big and very territorial.
threehundysticks
They also look a touch like voldemort imho
Slamtastik
That clears things up for me, those look vicious in comparison to these water ferrets.
Howdoyoulikedemapples
Arnt they the ones who monch piranhas for fun
Haidere1988
They eat caimanand anacondas apparently.
Thresholdpush
I've read they're more rapey than bitey.
Haidere1988
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
God I hate this meme.
UKMonkey
Ohh step otter, what are you doing?
zellar2020
Help me step otter, I'm stuck in the pool filter.
ThighHighsSaveLives
Where's the water at otter
Wasnbo
Little of both. Males bite the face and nose of the female while "mating," occasionally bad enough to kill the female. Also, they're (1/2)
Wasnbo
pedophiles and occasionally necrophiles; some males rape young otters to death and jealously guard the corpse like a favored sex toy.
Canigetbannedagain
Just like Uncle Lumpy lap.
RandomInternetAsshole
And Uncle Stinkyfinger
kickmyballsrealhard
I have questions but I’m not looking for answers.
Elonth
it was cancer
Canigetbannedagain