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Imgurian4Ever
Buzzfeed is that you?
SubterraneanAnimism
SCIENCE!
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
Instructions unclear. Hydra created, blood everywhere, people screaming, military outside my house, crying, send help.
iamireland
{{Hail Hydra}}
ionlyreplyingifs
another fun water trick... http://img.pandawhale.com/post-28515-sunbather-water-balloon-smash-wXpY.gif
tarataqa
B1gM0n3y
Practical demonstrations of chemical physics are not "tricks"
thewertle
I'm reminded of Mr. Wizard
Starstepper
Is it that so amazing to understand how density works?
ShamnusMcfee
You can also drink it.
myusernamehasbeentakenandisnolongeravailable
Dammit now I'm thirsty but I don't want to get out of bed.
sirelurksalot
KelseyJo
Directions unclear: I am on fire
mmmgroceries
trying all these tomorrow.
hankthepigeon570
I remember seeing the pepper and soap trick on Mr. WIzard's World. For everyone under 30, Mr. Wizard was the original Bill Nye.
GiveLifeBacktoMusicAroundtheWorld
I would go into this thinking I'm a pro, and I would set the house on fire and all my party guests would burn to a crisp. Favorited.
TheGirlWhoNamesEverythingGeorge
I'm gonna science the shit outta this stuff tomorrow.
Princebabyeater
So.... I drank the Jack... never made it to the water part
InglouriousTarantino
Am I the only one who thinks the "anti-gravity water bottle" is completely stupid? Yeah, wood floats. That's not defying gravity.
MakisDad
empty balloon?
ImGonnaNeedYouToLetMeTouchIt
I am inexplicably thirsty now.
Ruzzcube
Thirsty bitches are
bonnu
Have some peppered water
Doubeido
with soap in it
themostirreleventnameintheworld
bad time for cottonmouth
9thDr
Pop over to either the kitchen or the swimming pool. TARDIS has both.
Imreallynotsoclever
Don't drink from the bottle with the nails in it. I speak from experience
marcusucram
The thirst is real.
TurdsOfWisdom
I'll take a crack at explaining: You need to drink water to live?
OneCoolFrood
Maybe "inexplicably" is the wrong word here.
aus4000
Time for some Jack!
Granolaclusters
This made me have to pee.
TurdsOfWisdom
I wonder if any of these tricks work with pee...
waela
Water some more cool tricks?
ionlyreplyingifs
JhericFury
To be fair to the top one, it doesn't need to be pepper, that's just the effect of adding a surfactant to water.
PumpkinMasher
Try it with food coloring
morphire
Ooh, Mr College using big words like surfu...surfo..surfako...big words coming from a Mr College Man! Pepper n' Soap!
tooomanysteves
Learnt about that one in grade 4. I really will try the balloon one though!
maniacalmustacherides
My mother, bless her, taught me this lesson and entitled it, "Polack in the pool." I learned about surfactants, though. And bigotry. Sigh
LupusYonderboy
Ha, my father did exactly the same thing! Came here to comment that.
melveys
My mom's boyfriend taught me this when I was 5! Although it was entitled "Blacks in the pool". I'm curious where you are from now.
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
Oh, dear.
Nail260
Yeah my grandpa told me this joke too.
maniacalmustacherides
Texas, but my mother's from Jersey and her parents from Germany/Czechoslovakia
mitotinytims
can you explain please?
JhericFury
this means a tiny drop, like what's on a finger, can coat the entire surface of the water, pushing anything on the surface to the edges. (4)
VulgarDreamz
As someone who understands lipid micelles but didn't get why such a small amount affected such a large area, thank you for explaining. +1
JhericFury
No problem, if you have that understanding i'll say this too. Number of molecules in oil x surface area of headgroup = total area covered.
JhericFury
Sorry, this is a little long: Surfactant molecules, such as oil, have hydrophobic ends, meaning they try to order themselves so that (1/3)
JhericFury
that end is touching as little water as possible, in a bowl of water this occurs by the molecule sitting on the top of the (2/3)
JhericFury
water with it's end sticking into the air. In order to touch as little water as possible they form a layer one molecule thick, (3/4 oops)
Entourage
Did they just filter JD with a fucking credit card?
iamireland
No, just moved it between glasses.
jdcarpe
No, they moved the card to create a small gap on the side of where the two shot glasses meet.
Rupan3
Its another version of the JD double bubble glass
Entourage
Actually you can take damn near any cheap booze (we used Fiesta Teqilla) and filter it with a Brita to improve quality. Try it.
Ixadias
How else would you?
sirenx8
With my..... nevermind
JoeWest10
I usually let my liver handle such things.
WillJeSuis
I heard you can do this with coke too.
twitfgfor
You should not do that with coke. The dissolved co2 will make everything a mess.
exinferris
anything that has a lower density than water...
sdlabs
Instructions not clear, got credit card fragments stuck in sinuses.
Efreeti
They could filter JD with a poopy butt and it still wouldn't taste worse.
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LupusYonderboy
There has been a small boycott of JD going on for years because in the early '00s they lowered their proof while keeping prices the same.
punchito
i like jack, but i also like that you said poopy butt, so +1
ambiguoussmash
Also, honey Jack is the shit.
munch606
Agreed. I started a band and after the first few practices, we named our band after the empty bottles lying around.http://imgur.com/YW5vedS
barrackobarner
Best water trick i know. http://youtu.be/7ctaA2mERzI
MrFrodoSwaggins
NEW TRANFORMERS TRAILER?!
tarataqa
TRANNYFORMERS
Ixadias
I refuse to believe that's real. That's sorcery.
cyclone
That's actually After Effects
Ixadias
Touche, Cyclone.. Touche
frankbrodie
Yeah.. I'm not going to do that. I might however, get the eldest daughter to watch that. And laugh at her trying for hours lol.
t00tie
You magnificent troll. Worth watching.
incognit0burrito
It kind of looked like the "water" was behind the glass when he lifted it. I'm still amazed though.
wobbu
the magic of video editing
Coylen
1.: lipophobicity, 2.: hydrogen bonding & liquid weight, 3.: heat transfer properties, 4.: surface tension. Physics, feck yeah.
Shoura
As chemEng, mind not blown.
lllthssm
You. I like you
blink92
3. Is due to hydrogen and oxygen gas in the air reacting when exposed to heat to create H2O, whereas water doesn't react to heat. Chemistry!
terbril
This isn't chemistry, this is physics. And hydrogen and oxygen don't work that way.
blink92
They do under pressure, for example, inside a balloon
blink92
http://cldfacility.rutgers.edu/content/explosive-reaction-hydrogen-and-oxygen-using-balloons
terbril
3: Combined Gas Law (Boyle+ Charles+Gay-Lussac.) PV/T = k. Increase the temp, and the volume increases, therefore pressure increases (1/2)
terbril
until the balloon's membrane can't expand anymore, and pops. Water also expands under heat, but at a significantly slower rate than a gas.
ThreeTen22
2/2 but the "tear" on the balloon is not enough for water to escape (until say more water is added and those tears expand)
ThreeTen22
I thought it was because the plastic being burned created enough of a "tear" that caused the balloon to pop (similar to using a pin). 1/2
terbril
The rubber of the balloon subjected to heat WOULD also expand and therefore weaken, yes, which is what makes the air pressure pop it faster.
quicklyboysgetonmyback
But how do you get invited to a party?
super400
did you have to go there
hopethisisarelevantname
Send a message to a whole bunch of random people saying "I know some water tricks. I will show them to you if you let me in your house."
mygelz
This guy is asking the real question
femalegirlladywoman
I love when people aren't scared to ask the really hard-hitting questions
AdorableEvil
Host the party. They can't keep you out of your own house.
notwithstandingupordown
"Secure the screen". What screen? Explain the screen? I need to know more about the screen.
catsandhats
You probably just put that see-through food wrapping stuff around the bottle neck and then put a rubber band around it too.
Efreeti
Exactly, I'm so confused why nobody else is questioning that part.
Procrastin8her
As a scientist, I can tell you the 'screen' is a fine mesh. Like cloth. Holes small enough to use surface tension to keep water in.
laineyyy
A double layer of cheesecloth works.
CaperAtHeart
Surface Tension
cousteau
So you secure the surface tension with a rubber band?
notwithstandingupordown
Stick bits of wood in me and I'd be tense too.
icanhasurl
Use your iOS 7-upgraded phone's screen. Trust me, I'm an engineer.
thatpumpkingal
Is that so? Do you have epic skill and epic gear? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs
saralas
"Siri, cast levitate water on this bottle" "I'm sorry, I don't know that spell. Would you like me to cast magic missle?"
justengineeringthings
You should trust him. Anyone who claims to be an engineer is obviously an engineer
Macewindow54
I don't know about that.... are you a engineer?
justengineeringthings
I might be an engineer, but who says you can trust me?
cousteau
I was coughing when I read this comment; ended up laughing-coughing uncontrollably. I'm dead now.
icanhasurl
I'm sorry for your loss. At least you went out with a ban-*Cough-cough-cough* *Spectral high-five*
rerobot
Also the part where wood floating in water is "anti-gravity"
Nineteenletterslong
The wood is clearly a witch.
notwithstandingupordown
It's science. Pro-floaty just doesn't sound right.
uppercase
ackshuly, they're referring to the water not falling out of the bottle as it should.
iamireland
Ah, that's super lame, but thank you for explaining it.
PokemonForLife
I had to reread the first word to understand actually. and it was hilarious +1
Ziiiro
Its like the screen that goes over windows to keep insects out. A mesh like fabric.
Bluehawk1224
Oh, that makes sense. Thanks!
Pabloblibli
I have windows 8, will that still work?
SassyLassy
but shouldn't the water go through the screen???
SassyLassy
i've learned more on this thread than i did in every science class i've ever taken
rowdyreptile
That's the magic part.
ThreeTen22
and to add its not fullproof, it works while the bottle is not being shaken. But when it does some water escapes (therefore bubbles)
ramkanwar55
Its surface tension which prevents exactly that
TheJiggy
I think the cohesive property of water is enough to keep it together and prevents it from leaking out... not sure though...
SassyLassy
either way, this is still pretty cool...
TheJiggy
absolutely!
SwampFox47
http://i.imgur.com/SWFhf6B
FatassFangle
lol
FrigidMage
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/45165573.jpg
DonkeyKongsLongShlongInABongIsWrong
wow. haven't seen this meme in a WHILE.
kayemojo
Did not expect that.
Wombatish
Shit in nice big white bowls of it too (seriously, by any practical standards, toilets should not be white).
TurdsOfWisdom
Thatsnotracist.gif Thatactuallymakessense.gov
1Rogue
Anything other than a black or white toilet just looks gross/awful imo
urvogelarts
After going scrapping every April for 7+ years, I have seen more discarded pink, black, and olive toilets than any one person ever should.
BigAndChunkyDane
Yes they should? It makes it easy to see if they are dirty (cary excessive amounts of bacteria), brown 70s toilets always look clean.
Wombatish
) in cases like the German poop shelf, where you might need to examine your fecal matter. BUT any other light color would do too, and (c)
Wombatish
Toilets are less dirty than most surfaces in your house (It's been done, the water helps excessively). The reason it should be white is (c
Wombatish
(c) be a benefit in hiding stains/discoloration slightly better (not talking about full-on denial brown) and match decor. But no. White.
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
Aiel men hate us.
tarataqa
+1 to you http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100321235824/wot/images/0/04/Rhuarc.jpg
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
Wait, so, are you about to kill me?
ElanMorin
Have an upvote, fellow WoT fan.
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
Thank you. I may or may not have been fishing.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Instructions unclear, water everywhere, dick stuck in gravity defying bottle
OtherErinFromTheOffice
No, you followed the instructions perfectly.
senormusica00
You too, huh? Damm...
djhash
Maybe if you whack the bottles against each other, they'll come loose.
panderbeers
Water unclear, dick everywhere, instructions stuck in gravity defying bottle
ajvan
You, i like you
TheGreatMustardTiger
You win the Internet.
Fishslayer
I have not laughed that hard in days. thank you
ahhhhgeneparmesan
Now it's just a penis pump
idiotcube
Dude what does it feel like to get an erection in zero-g?
Superfastsheep
This is probably the question that started it all for NASA.
joedohn
Boys will, indeed, be boys.
idiotcube
"This is one small boner for man, one giant boner for mankind." -Neil Armstrong
Ruzzcube
Still... it felt
Tinyyy
What did I expect from that username
Christanavio
Goddammit he's back. And I love it.
demonic
Needle dick.
JumpingBalogna
Pencil dick
MarshmallowFluffernutter
Water sucks; it really, really sucks.
ThaDeanWinchester
Toothpick dick
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
I like yours best because it rhymes.
ThaDeanWinchester
I like you because you like mine
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
I like you because you like me. (I'm easy to please.)
BatMidget
It's alright to have a needle dick if you fuck like a sewing machine.
thisguymademelolsohard
i literally made this account just now to tell you that i laughed so hard at this there is now pepsi everywhere. thank you.
BatMidget
Well I'm glad i made you laugh.
RadioactiveKitten
Welcome to Imgur. The addiction center is on the left.
greatscawt
Your username will never be more relevant. Unless this is the beginning of something fantastic.
BatMidget
One can only hope.