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Jul 13, 2017 10:02 PM
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mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
@ThatAustralianCunt
WhenIGrowUpIWannaBeAnAardvark
Oi mate! I need you ta look after this here chlamydia. My old fella burns like the devil when I take a leak.
BannedForNSFW03
sumnsumn
Give me my fkn eucalyptus shots cunt
goprooptics
Why am I here? You koala'ed me, remember?
Demonlord24
"I heard this place offers Koality service."
Taketheshot56
I'm Bruce and this is muh ER. I've been doin this fer 22 years mate and I tell ya. I never know what's gonna come through that door.
verset
Happened once in the hotel I was staying but with a reindeer.
Roland191145
Which doctor ordered 1500cc of adorable murder fluff?
Schwagglefreak
GODDAMMIT, Australia.
WaitingToExplode
Hospital Koala-ty control
cupcakebattlefield88
Damn beat me to it.
GodCommentMaker
Don't mind me
GalbraithS
Drop bear needs medical attention
Syppi
I love that the receptionist is none the wiser...
KaJuN
Even koalas have better healthcare than Americans.
IsuckAsthis
Vets are legally required to treat native species for free before passing them onto carers, so yeah
MrBobSaget
I see nothing strange here. It's a koalafied doctor going to work.
normajeane21
Cheese and rice
goprooptics
*Aussie nothing strange here.
MrBobSaget
balls9000
That's obviously a doctor. She has all the koala-fications
youngoldbravebold
Fuck, there's loads of them coming in
wadenelson1
Wow. How many of them are there?
heirsasquatch
Giddy I got my boomerang stuck inside a wallabee an a yowie knicked me freddo frogs! Oi noi theirs a dingo and a platypus ahead of me.
sundaymondayhippyday
MyPeskyClownBoner
Anybody speak Australian and can translate for me?
skrimg59
Im not fluent but I think he's asking what time it is
ThatOneGuyPablo
9:37. Can you translate it into aussie for me?
sheldondatta
Arnt koalas really mean. All I know about them is from that one dudes Craigslist post trying to sell his rapist one....
ComeBurnMe
GradiustheFox
From what I know about Koalas, that creature has no idea he's just entered a building.
matt692007
Is that a drop bear?
CanadianFurr
Shhhh...
thequeenishome
I can't get the taste of my mother's ass out of my mouth. - Koala probably
thesteamdriven
He's there because he has chlamydia.
Sweatybuttwhataretheyfeedingyou
"G'day doc. Yeah, nah me drogo's got the scratchos. Looks like a barbied shrimpo too"
dragonball1909
Don't they all
ruferto
yea, but still
Scrotumraptor
What
dragonball1909
They carry Chlamydia and spread it by raping each other nasty little buggers.
Polynigmion
Koalas carry chlamydia.
TOMMOEX
Jeez how many koalas are coming in?
IsThisUsernameRelevant
All of them.
rockgolf
Koala the midwife!
bugeyetex
Big family
orangatuan
I've counted 69 so far.
aninvisiblemaniac
its the start of the night shift, they just want to get to work
stayfoxy
Not enough
blonx
All of them
hmzzz
114 and counting
mycrazylife5891
I seriously thought another was coming in at first. Then I realized I'm just stupid and need to go to bed already.
Eonymia
Seems like a bunch every other day when this gif is posted again.
TrustMeImABassist
*counting on fingers* ... *counting on the other hand* ... more than ten.
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
At least 3
naruku
Well you're not wrong
TZO2k15
Oh shit...I just posted a similar comment, still, you have my upvote!
fistermatic5000
Is that what a cunt is??
Gnufighter
Well they all have chlamydia
Darthwaffler
There's got to be a yo momma joke in there somewhere.
fistermatic5000
You ever had so many jokes going through your head that you can't get a single one out?
Darthwaffler
It has been known to happen :)